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Coiffio: Oh, hello, ward. Rod the Anime God: Uh. Coiffio: Are you prepared to make an off on my house, giant flame? Rod the Anime God: Ha ha. Well, don't you think you're asking a little too much for it, man? Coiffio: This other couple seems not to think I'm not asking too much. Rod the Anime God: Dude, listen-- Coiffio: WARD! Rod the Anime God: Dude. Gerald Bald Z: That man in the cat suit says we need motorcycles to get to Tuna Mountain. Cat Man: What cat suit? Coiffio: But -- But...I-I challenge him to a race to the death! So, we need a race track. Rod the Anime God: Alright, look. I can clear all this up with a low 8.9% APR financing on 30-year mortgage with no down payment, alright? Coiffio: Hmm. Rod the Anime God: [to Gerald] And if you-- If you buy my tickets...then I'll do this. So, everybody agrees with me? Gerald & Coiffio: Agreed. Rod the Anime God: Oh, yes. Gonna take a little trip. [Rod pulls up a lighter to flame his scroll to turn it to a racetrack] – Perfect Hair Forever Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Coiffio: I challenge you...to a chopper duel. Gerald Bald Z: What? Coiffio: A chopper duel. Gerald Bald Z: What? Coiffio: CHOPPER DUEL! Gerald Bald Z: What? Coiffio: [sighs] I challenge you to a motorcycle competition. Gerald Bald Z: But we're in the dense forest. Coiffio: Yeah, but...I mean... Gerald Bald Z: We'll need a race track. [Rod appears in a small size version] Rod the Anime God: Did somebody say race track or not? Huh? Damn it! [Rod restarts his entrance again to his original version] Rod the Anime God: Did someone say race track, or... Gerald Bald Z: Yes. Rod the Anime God: Who needs race tracks? Gerald Bald Z: We do. Rod the Anime God: I got all that stuff, but, uh...I gots to get paid. – Perfect Hair Forever Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Coiffio: Excuse me. I'm enraged to see you with Gerald and not killing him. Cat Man: You said to kill Paul. Coiffio: Oh, who the [EFF] is Paul? I said Gerald! Gerald Bald Z: Are you Coiffio? Coiffio: Aha! Gerald Bald Z: The evil controller of cats. Coiffio: [EFF]ing-a right little bitch. – Perfect Hair Forever Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Rod the Anime God: Hey, kid, come here, look, look down here, look down here. [shows Gerald an drug pack with Skillet on it] Rod the Anime God: Put this on your tongue. Gerald Bald Z: What is it? Rod the Anime God: LSD. Gerald Bald Z: Is it dangerous? Rod the Anime God: Yeah. Ha ha. Gerald Bald Z: No, thank you. Rod the Anime God: And it's fun and legal. Gerald Bald Z: No, thank you. [ICT shows up] Inappropriate Comedy Tree: HEY! ANYBODY LIKE FUNNY JOKES?! [ICT caught the LSD pack into his mouth while running into them] Rod the Anime God: [to Gerald] You're already on part of this drug. [laughter] Dumbass. – Perfect Hair Forever Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Gerald Bald Z: I'm on a journey to Mount Tuna Mountain. [Rod appears] Rod the Anime God: Dynamite. What's going on, yo. What's up, what's happening, what's shaking? I heard somebody say journey. Gerald Bald Z: I'm on a journey. Rod the Anime God: I hear they're coming to the Tune Arena. I got tickets...for you. Gerald Bald Z: No, thank you. Action Hot Dog: [grumbles] Rod the Anime God: Look, you gonna buy these tickets or not, 'cause I really need some cash for a down payment on my house that I'm buying from Coiffio. Who wants to move space. Gerald Bald Z: We don't need tickets. We need to get to Tuna Mountain. Rod the Anime God: Whoa. If Tuna Mountain is what you seek, just look for the sign. Gerald Bald Z: What sign is that? Rod the Anime God: Uh -- I don't know. There's probably a sign. Anyone have a map? Anyone have a map to the signs? Cat Man: You want to get to tuna mountain, you're gonna need motorcycles. Gerald Bald Z: Really? Cat Man: Yeah, motorcycles. Tuna Mountain. [licks himself] Rod the Anime God: [to Gerald] He's in a cat suit. Gerald Bald Z: Yeah. Cat Man: [pissed] What cat suit? – Perfect Hair Forever Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Cat Man: [on phone] ...And then ram the whole head of it into the ground. I mean, it didn't even... [sees Gerald] Uh...bye. [hangs up] Cat Man: Hey, Paul. Action Hot Dog: La? Gerald Bald Z: What? Cat Man: Where you guys-- [Cat Man suddenly gets triggered at a squirrel chirping, and then the squirrel walks away] Where you guys going? – Perfect Hair Forever Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Action Hot Dog: Do the la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. Gerald Bald Z: Hot Dog? Hot Dog...you're starting to piss me off. – Perfect Hair Forever Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Gerald Bald Z: Friends...we're all in this together. So, Tree, if Terry pulls a knife on you-- Inappropriate Comedy Tree: WHAT?! Terry/Twisty: Ha ha ha. Gerald Bald Z: He's crazy. Gerald Bald Z: But we have to continue our journey to Tuna Mountain or I'm gonna be stuck with this imperfect hair forever. And you know people are trying to kill us. And weird things happen. [Space Ghost appears on screen dancing a few seconds after disappearing] Gerald Bald Z: So, let's just put our heads together and get through this. Terry/Twisty: Hey, friends, I have an idea. Gerald Bald Z: Yes? Terry/Twisty: Let's make a list of all the things that are trying to thwart our significant quest. Gerald Bald Z: Alright. Terry/Twisty: First one is this tree. [Twisty stabs ICT] Inappropriate Comedy Tree: AAGH! HE STABBED ME IN MY NECK! Terry/Twisty: Ha ha ha. Inappropriate Comedy Tree: YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?! Terry/Twisty: Yes. Inappropriate Comedy Tree: COME GET SOME, MAN! [ICT and Twisty get into a big fight] Terry/Twisty: On your knees. Inappropriate Comedy Tree: AAGH! Gerald Bald Z: I'm frustrated by my journey and you people aren't helping. Inappropriate Comedy Tree: STOP DOING THAT! STOP IT! – Perfect Hair Forever Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Narrator: We now journey the join-- Uh...already in progress. – Perfect Hair Forever Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Chief: You see the papers? Assy McGee: You trying to start something. I'm illiterate. You knew that. Chief: Well, all you got to know is I'm getting a raise. Sanchez: Wow. You get a raise even though we didn't solve the crime? Chief: Sanchez, don't be such a busybody. Sanchez: Technically, we never solved this thing. Chief: Yeah, well, as far as I'm concerned, this case is over. Assy McGee: That's great, but what about me? Chief: You? You're still an asshole. Chief & Sanchez: [both laugh] Sanchez: It's funny 'cause it's true. Assy McGee: So funny I forgot to laugh. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Sanchez: Brenda, Brenda, Brenda. You broke my heart. How could you do this to me? Non-Shirt Actor: Oh, don't worry, sweetheart. She ain't my type. Assy McGee: She ain't anybody's type. [shoots the non-shirted actor] Brenda: You drunken swine! He's gay! What the f* is wrong with you? Sanchez: BRENDA-A-A-A-A-A! [Sanchez covers his girlfriend by protecting her while getting shot from Assy] Assy McGee: Oops. – Assy McGee** Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Sanchez: Hey, how we gonna know which one of these guys is the pervert? [Assy sees Brenda helping a guy with a non-shirt actor] Assy McGee: Land ho...ho. Sanchez: What? Let me have a look. [Sanchez uses the binoculars to see the pervert without a shirt on hanging out with Brenda] Sanchez: [frustrated] Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, THE CAJONES ON THIS GUY! Assy McGee: That's your ugly wife he's fondling. Sanchez: I can't believe that he would do that to Brenda! Assy McGee: The hell are you gonna do about it? Sanchez: I'M GONNA PUNCH HIM IN THE ASS! Assy McGee: [pauses] ...You're gonna punch his ass? Sanchez: [rethinks a second] I'm gonna shoot his face off. Assy McGee: THEN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOU PUSSY?! – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Assy and Sanchez sitting down while setting up picnic for Brenda's Play] Sanchez: This is nice, Assy. This is really nice. But I can't enjoy myself -- Not when I know some turkey's got his hands all over Brenda. Assy McGee: We'll just sit here till the end act. Then we'll make our move and get this sicko. Assy McGee: I've seen "Cats" nine times. Sanchez: What? Why -- Didn't you get it, or... Assy McGee: You have no sense of humor, Sanchez. Sanchez: Yeah, no. I know. We got a cat. That is too many cats, Assy. That's too many cats. Assy McGee: I don't have nine cats. I saw "Cats" nine times. Sanchez: Right. Assy McGee: It was a joke. Forget it. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Female Officer on Walkie Talkie: All units, APB 10-19 on flashing suspect -- White male, early 30s, appears to be left-handed, and was last seen wearing a pirate costume. Assy McGee: Hmm. "Pirates of Penzance"...pirate costume...Brenda's play! Sanchez: What? Assy McGee: Brenda's play. BRENDA'S PLAY! Sanchez: You think Brenda's tied up in this? That don't make no sense. Assy McGee: Take me to Broadway, Sanchez. We got a date with the law. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Sanchez: Assy, can I tell you something? I think Brenda's having an affair. Assy McGee: Yeah, right. No man would go near that. Sanchez: Well, she's alone with other men every night in this community-theater thing that she's involved in. [shows Assy a theater flyer] Assy McGee: "Pirates of Penzance". One of my favorites. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Assy McGee: Saw you give goldilocks some hairy eyeball back there. Sanchez: Me? No, come on. I'm a happily married guy. Assy McGee: Doesn't mean you can't sniff the produce. [sniffs, then farts] – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[a limped woman suddenly cries for help while interrupting the ceremony] Mayor: How dare that son of a bitch serial pervert strike right in the middle of my fantastic piazza? [to the Security Guard] Get our esteemed police chief on the phone right away. Damn you, serial perveeerrrrrt! – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Denie: [sobbing] ...Yet the ice cream truck never stopped. Mayor: Wonderful, Denie. Thank you so much for sharing your feelings with everybody here today. Thanks to my efforts, no child will ever be viciously squishes by a car here again, Mayor: Because from now on, all vehicles will have to slow down for, and I give you now...Bobby's Bump -- A speed bump dedicated to the memory of that dead child. And there, of course, memorialized forever, is Bobby himself. Mayor: How did that truck not see him? – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
DiLorenzo: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! What time is it? Hey, Glen, put it on Channel 2. The Mayor's ceremony is on. Come on, man. It's our freakin' mayor. Let's go. Hurry up! Don't you have any respect? Hey, everyone, Glen don't have any respect for our freakin' mayor. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Sanchez: You know, what you did for me back there, you know -- I'm not gonna forget that. Assy McGee: What are you talking about, Sanchez? Sanchez: I shot that guy, and then you put a gun at me-- Assy McGee: Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Cool it. Sanchez: [whisper] And then you put a gun in his hand. That's totally illegal. Assy McGee: Winners write history, Sanchez. Illegal? Nothing but a sick bird. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Sanchez: Hey, is the "G" capitalized in "McGee"? Pegfinger: Whoa. Who ordered the obese gardener? Sanchez: Nice try, Mr. Finger. You're not getting inside my coconut. Pegfinger: Oh -- Wedding ring. How many oranges did you have to pick to pay for that? [laughs] Sanchez: YOU SON OF A BITCH! [Sanchez shoots Pegfinger] Assy McGee: Whoa. Sanchez: Oh, I freaked up, Assy. I freaked up this time. Assy McGee: Cool off, Sanchez. Sanchez: I'm gonna lose my job. I'm gonna go to jail. Assy McGee: You're in jail, asshole. Sanchez: What am I gonna do? Assy McGee: Relax. He attacked you. Sanchez: What? [Assy throws a wooden stool on Sanchez] Sanchez: Ow! Assy McGee: Then he stole your gun. [shoots Sanchez one of the legs] Sanchez: OW! DAMN IT, ASSY! [Assy smashes Sanchez into the glass wall] Assy McGee: [punches and kicks him many different ways] Then he kicked you in the yam bag, like this, and like this! And then he did this. Assy McGee: You're a hero, Sanchez. Let me buy you a drink. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Assy McGee: Pegfinger. Pegfinger: Argh, Assy McGee. Wow. You look like $100, Chief. You been working out? Assy McGee: 12-ounce curls, Ed. How's tricks? Three hots and a cot's doing you alright? Pegfinger: Oh, it's not so much fun flashing meself. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[the police officer touches Assy to see if he has some secret weapons on him] Assy McGee: You like that, don't you, you nickel tickler. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Assy McGee: [to Sanchez] Remember, this guy's a certified criminal genius. Don't let him inside your coconut. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 5 months ago

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