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Assy McGee:
Saddle up your skin planets, Sanchez. We're going upriver.

Sanchez:
What's a skin planet?

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Assy McGee:
You seem like a good dad, Chief.

Chief:
Where the hell have you bozos been?

Assy McGee:
Church ran along.

Chief:
Yeah, well, the front page scream every rag in town, "Pervert flasher strikes again. Won attacked in subway." We might have that pirate who was assaulting women out there.

Assy McGee:
Impossible. I bought that sick bastard a one-way to stony lonesome 10 years ago.

Chief:
Yeah. That's why I want you to see if he's got prints on this. Looks like some kinds of copycat situation going on. Mayor needs this fire pissed on pronto.

Assy McGee:
Sanchez here can't get an erection.

Sanchez:
That's not true, Chief.

Assy McGee:
Yes, it is. You told me.

Sanchez:
No, I didn't. I never said that.

Assy McGee:
Well, you implied it.

Sanchez:
I never implied anything about that -- No.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Chief:
[on phone] Yeah. No. Rub some vodka on the head. You'll last for an hour.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Assy McGee:
Son of a bitch! Chief wants to see us.

Sanchez:
But it's Sunday.

Assy McGee:
Someone forgot to tell crime.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Sanchez:
Ay, iDios Mio! How about a towel, bro?

Assy McGee:
Relax. You're tighter than ball of Mexican string lately.

Sanchez:
Oh, it's just all this stuff at home -- Domestico stuff.

Assy McGee:
Problems shoving off?

Sanchez:
What? Me? Come on. No, be serious.

Assy McGee:
You should try visual imagery. Think of something hard, like a rock.

Sanchez:
Yeah, I don't have no problems in that department. That's not a problem.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Assy McGee:
[humming and urinating] Who the hell sings that?

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Assy McGee:
That's my birthday girl.

Sexy Woman:
Oh, wow. You remembered.

Assy McGee:
Yeah. 47's a special year.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[UG makes a sex tape with a vacuum cleaner and a cake]

Uncle Grandfather:
Vacuum cleaner bend cake over. That's right. And then you go...

[uses the vacuum cleaner to hump the cake]

Uncle Grandfather:
That's it. Rated "R."

[humps the cake with the vacuum cleaner again]

Uncle Grandfather:
[standing behind the camera] Frost his bag. Frost his bag. Frost his bag. Oh, my god.

[the Secret Military Policeman arrived]

Uncle Grandfather:
Oh, hi.

Uncle Grandfather:
Can you get this vacuum cleaner how to f*** this cake?

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Young Man:
First I get trapped in a hole with smelly animals who bicker, then my hand is severed, now I have to care for a drunk baby.

Sherman the Giraffe:
W-W-W-We could eat that.

Young Man:
Drunk baby.

Sherman the Giraffe:
Put some sauce on his face.

Young Man:
[to the Baby] I'm afraid you'll have to find another place to live.

Monkey:
Oh, hang on. Baby's got a 12-pack.

Zebra:
Crack-a-lackin!

Sherman the Giraffe:
Don't be stingy. Pop the top, throw it up here.

Young Man:
Oh, you animals are incorrigible.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[Coiffio runs to Cat Man in the store to tell that Gerald is still alive]

Coiffio:
Hey, attention--

[Cat Man shoots Coiffio with a minigun]

Coiffio:
I heard the most disturbing news.

Cat Man:
What?

Coiffio:
Gerald is still alive.

Cat Man:
Who cares?

Coiffio:
Aw, Cat Man. Come on, man. We care.

Cat Man:
I don't.

[awkward pause]

Coiffio:
I care about you, Cat Man.

Cat Man:
Argh.

Coiffio:
Do me a sour, Cat Man. Turn the lights back on in the forest.

Cat Man:
I'm busy.

Coiffio:
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, man. Whenver you get a window, man? [tackles Cat Man] Like RIGHT NOW!

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Baby:
[cries]

Cat Man:
Can I see some I.D.?

Baby:
[cries]

Cat Man:
Ah, just kidding.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[Rod appears at Coiffio's spaceship]

Rod the Anime God:
Psst. Check it out.

Coiffio:
Who the [EFF] are you?

Rod the Anime God:
I'm Ra, the God. How much you want for it?

Coiffio:
What are you talking about?

Rod the Anime God:
Your crib, dude.

Coiffio:
Oh, yeah.

Rod the Anime God:
I love sunken living rooms.

Coiffio:
You have good taste. But first Astronomic Cat must perform...background check.

Astronomic Cat:
[meow]

Coiffio:
Go!

[Astronomic Cat does background check on computer]

Rod the Anime God:
What the hell's that cat doing, man?

Coiffio:
Aw, chill, Ra. I'm sure you'll pass. Ah, 7 years to pay off a hatchback?

Rod the Anime God:
Dude--

Coiffio:
[laughs] That's getting weird.

Rod the Anime God:
Look, I'd love to just hang out here and watch your cat type, uh, the letter "R" 25 times in a row--

Coiffio:
I'm selling this crib, man, based on my silliness over killing the bald Gerald?

Rod the Anime God:
That bald kid? Man, that dude is not dead.

Coiffio:
What?

Rod the Anime God:
Yeah, I just saw him, like, today.

Coiffio:
Yeah, why, so, yeah. [shows him Young Man's hand] I got his hand, man.

Rod the Anime God:
No, come on.

Coiffio:
Hey, Ra, hey, Ra.

Rod the Anime God:
No, you don't.

Coiffio:
What are you talking about?

Rod the Anime God:
I mean, look at all this hair.

Coiffio:
What?

Rod the Anime God:
What you got there is a man hand.

Coiffio:
Oh, no. Oh, no. Don't do this. Come on!

[Rod suddenly start to sneeze Coiffio's spaceship away]

Rod the Anime God:
Oh, man.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[Uncle Grandfather talks on phone with Coiffio]

Uncle Grandfather:
Hello?

Coiffio:
Hey, Nate.

Uncle Grandfather:
Oh, christ.

Coiffio:
Guess what?

Uncle Grandfather:
Why?

Coiffio:
I killed your son. [laughs]

Uncle Grandfather:
What are you talking about?

Coiffio:
I killed him.

Uncle Grandfather:
I don't have a son.

Coiffio:
'CAUSE I KILLED HIM! [laughs]

Uncle Grandfather:
You're retarded.

Coiffio:
I killed him.

Uncle Grandfather:
Oh, god. I gotta go, 'cause--

Coiffio:
'Cause I killed him.

Uncle Grandfather:
Cake and vacuum cleaner are waiting on me.

Coiffio:
Yes.

Uncle Grandfather:
So...leave the message after the tone. [hangs up]

Coiffio:
What? What? Boss. I mean, b-- Boss! BOSS!

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Uncle Grandfather:
Ok, now, cake, you will pretend you are chambermaid, and vacuum cleaner, you're pleasantly surprised. This leads to sex. Ok, quiet, quiet on the set. Quiet. Speed. Happy suck day to me, take--

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

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Coiffio:
Oh, yeah, what up, pedro? Aeronama! Astro mutt...nut. Space cat, where did you get that hamburger necklace and hand?

Astronomic Cat:
[meow]

Coiffio:
Oh, you've killed Gerald!

Astronomic Cat:
[meow]

Coiffio:
Good, aero nut. What, aero...space cat? Sweet, sweet relief. See, now I can move through FANTASTIC SPACE!

Coiffio:
I give you a treat now, ok?

Astronomic Cat:
[meow]

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[the scene shows Gerald's house while the fancy music plays]

Coiffio:
I will live on this fanc--

[the music ends when the scene pans to Coiffio's spaceship]

Coiffio:
I will live on this fanciful ship until my house is sold. Brother Robot, have you found me a buyer?

Model Robot:
Why don't you lease it to earn extra income, baby?

Coiffio:
What? Why don't you transform into an a-bomb, blow yourself up?

Model Robot:
Ok, but...but why, baby? Why?

Coiffio:
TURN INTO AN A-BOMB, I SAY!

Model Robot:
Oh, alright.

[Model Robot turns into an a-bomb destroying Coiffio's spaceship]

Coiffio:
[stranded in space] Oh, now I miss him.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[Uncle Grandfather tries to put an end to the Cat Bun Wars by one of the generals signing a peace treaty]

Uncle Grandfather:
General Meow.

General Meow:
[meow]

Uncle Grandfather:
Commander Bun.

Uncle Grandfather:
Ok, I got somewhere I got to be, so...come on, sign it. Come on. Sign it. Sign it. Sign it. Come on. Seriously. Sign it. Sign it. Sign it.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Uncle Grandfather:
Brenda, I can't believe you started the Cat Bun Wars. Well, I guess now I got to go and negotiate the cease fire. That is so uncool. I guess you'll just have to... [runs towards Brenda looking down at her panties] Make it up to me somehow. Heh heh heh! I wonder how.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Sherman the Giraffe:
You might want to use the Hamburger Necklace thing now, son.

Young Man:
I suppose its magical properties could prevail over the evil force that surround us.

Sherman the Giraffe:
It might even could distract the buns and the cats, then we could go out and be out and go do what we's supposed to be doing.

[Young Man holds up his hamburger necklace in the air]

Young Man:
I'm not so sure this Hamburger Necklace is magical at all.

Sherman the Giraffe:
Wave it around out there.

Young Man:
Look, animals--

Other Animal:
Give it a little jiggle.

Sherman the Giraffe:
You're doing it wrong.

Young Man:
Fine. [waves the hamburger necklace] You happy?

Sherman the Giraffe:
Keep your finger on it.

[Astronomic Cat suddenly takes Young Man's hand with the hamburger necklace]

Young Man:
Hey, that cat took my hand.

Sherman the Giraffe:
Swordfish is good.

Monkey:
Yeah.

Sherman the Giraffe:
Lightly seasoned swordfish.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Young Man:
Ok, animals, assume battle positions. Ten hut.

[awkward silence]

Sherman the Giraffe:
How's about some fish, then?

Young Man:
Come on, everybody, ten hut.

Sherman the Giraffe:
Felix, how's about you slides down to Apalachicola and pick us up a cooler of fresh fish? Some scrod. No tartar.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

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Young Man:
Golly, it looks like we're in the middle of war between hot dog buns and cats. And I'm certain this war is because someone is mad at the other.

Felix the Bear:
Just get us out of here, you dumb son of a bitch.

Young Man:
You don't understand.

Monkey:
And if you hadn't driven us into this hole, maybe we'd be eating ribs by now.

Sherman the Giraffe:
Yeah, or some tacos.

Little Parrot:
Mac and cheese.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Sheriff:
I-I'm sure Hursh'll be sensitive to my rectal dysfunction.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[after the officers pull the switch, the Ever-Child turned into a egg that rebirth a new Xavier who is originally the same]

Xavier:
Thank fate that big glowing galoot won't be bothering us no more. I think we all now realize that our society needs to stop its selfish search for missing children and start searching for the child within -- The only child that matters.

Xavier:
I guess I'll be moseying on. [to Mom] Sorry, babe. I'm a rambler. I'll put some babies in your butt someday.

Xavier:
Close your mouth, dear. You catch more flies with honey than with bad breath.

[Xavier smooches Mom]

Xavier:
And then I was gone.

[Xavier wrote the same scene in his notebook what he actually did for the last]

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Ever-Child:
You can put me to death, but you can't put me to life, for we are all... [rapping] Brothers, brothers, brothers, brothers, brothers, brothers -- What?

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

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