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Big Papa Dick: Come on, guys, let me hear ya hoot for the belly fruit. Celebrate the lactate. A woman's never hotter when she's jigglin' that baby bump, plump with life corkin' up her lady pipes. Big Papa Dick: Big Papa Dick's on the mike, the honky-tonk don't stop, and these bulgin' babies are ready to drop. Best best be trippin' for two, 'cause they be strippin' for two, and every lap dance is a three-way. That tummy squirrel tryin' to get a nut? Beer nuts available at the bar. Big Papa Dick: If you like out hot things, try our hot wings. At a penny a bite, it's got to go right. Turtling Tara's in her third trimester. And try mustard on our soft pretzels, available at the bar. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier: So, for the first time since I was a teen [mumbles] years ago, I've chosen to return to the location of my childhood home. [cuts to the next scene where his childhood home has turn into a food and strip club bar] Xavier: I suppose it's changed in some ways. I still memberize my first day in this old house. [Xavier's memory intensifies] Kid Xavier: Mama! I found you! You must have been worried sick when you realized you left me back in Canada. Xavier's Mom: Honey! He found us again! Come on in...demon child. [Xavier's memory ends] Xavier: It warms the loins of my heart groin. This is the crucible of nobility's guardian, the cradle of humanity's holiest hero. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier: Every once in a world, the big cheese lays a grand one this planet. I discovered I was that globular gift as a wee lad when I was endowed with a cosmic visit from the enlightened on who revealed this meaty pendulous thing to me. But I can't remember how it went down. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier: Now that we're bromigo-sabes, we'll never be apart. Nothing can ever separate us. [Eric gets suck by a tornado] Xavier: DRED SCOTT! It's an uprising. We've got to suppress revolutionary movements. Now it's drilling into the ground! It's boring! Stupid donkey. Xavier: I've got to turn this problem inside out, to get the snake charmer. He owes me a favor. He who controls the snake of snakes controls the hurricane of hurricanes. [Snake Charmer controls snakes to form a big snake against the hurricane] Xavier: This is the end result of energy independence. [reversed] He's reversing the tornado's tide. It's working. Snake Charmer: Yes, it is, my friend. Xavier: I guess there is a thin line between a friendship and foeboat. [thinking] Foeboat. [Snake Charmers reveals to be CMG all along] Chief Master Guru: You have learned well, young one. Xavier: CHIEF! You did all of this just to teach me a lesson? That's true friendship. Come here, friend. [ironically as Xavier hugs CMG, he then reveals that CMG was just Sugura the entire time throughout the episode] Xavier: HUH? PAPER? [Sugura beats Xavier once again] Xavier: Wind, you've turned my world inside oot. And that is my D a r k N o t i o n. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Eric sees Xavier and Society freeing the wiggers out on sea] Eric: That's them, officers. They released my wind. Xavier: Uh-oh! No piggy gonna bust this nut. The prison of the mind, mommy. [Xavier suck his finger going back to its normal form] Xavier: Hey, compadre. The slimy turncoat just slipped through my fingers, but that's the other creek rook. [referring to Society] Officer: Let's go, weirdo. Eric: Sheila! Society: I'm a patsy, and I love it. Eric: [to Xavier] Man, if you found that other guy, we'd be triple-uber bromigo-sabes deluxe. Xavier: I thought that friendular designation was just a wonderful fairy tale. Uh, I-I think he's right here. Xavier: Hey Snake Hand, I like you a little bit. I like you a little more than that. [Snake Hand throw up Xavier's inside out skin] Xavier: There! I almost got him! [to his inside out skin] You admit you did it? Xavier (as Xavier's Inside Out Skin): [puppeteering] Yes, I am guilty. You are so tough and cool that you caught me, friiiieeeend. Xavier: Take him away, officers! Officer: [to Xavier's Inside Out Skin] Come on, weirder-o! – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Xavier and Society free the wiggers] Xavier: Now that we've unschkled 'm', let's shove 'm' in bag 'n' get 'm' to the creek of freed-'mmm. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier: I've been thinking Snake Hand. I don't just want a hot physical relationship. I want to have your hand babies. [turns inside out] Xavier: [to Society] There's a problem-o. They're on to us. They must have someone on the inside. And the guy they've got to catch us -- [pulls up his glasses backwards] He's a cool guy, so, uh, I don't think I can get involved in this. Society: [gasps] Are you selling out? Xavier: NOOOOO! But before I dive into this, I need to know if you are serious enough to commit to being my bromigo. Society: Of course. Xavier: Pull on this. [Society pulls the bromigo card on top to now that they're officially bromigos] Xavier: We'll be totally bro-nogomous. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier: [singing] I've got a best frie-- [suddenly turns back to his normal form again] Xavier: Bad news. Your secret got out. A couple of creepy loners -- [flips down his glasses] One of them's actually pretty cool -- Are planning to free your wind. But don't worry. I'll guard your hurri-klan. I mean, if you agree to be my full-on compadre. Eric: Sure. I mean, you've been so nice. Xavier: Just initial here, and I'll go stop them. You're ahead so far, but I can squeeze some next-level out of this. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Society: Friend? Friend? Xavier: Friend! Society: [gasps] What are you? Oh! Hippies are my creep-tonite. I'm looking slimy chum. [beats Xavier] [Take that! Taste the pain!] Xavier: I almost forgot. Snake Hand, I want to shove so deep inside you it comes out my other arm. [Xavier turns inside out] Society: Oh, there you are! Look what I scratchit-ed. [shows his whole chest scratched naming "Society"] Xavier: You need to come. My other friend yearns to show you the hurricanes he's chained in his lab. Society: Society yearns to un-manacle all shackles. Not actual society. I mean me, the guy named "Society," not th-- You know what? This name is not working out. If you help me free those hurricanes, I'll be your best friend. Xavier: Best Friends? [reads his bromigo card] [whisper] Mm. Pretend I can read. That's two higher than just friends -- Deal! Meet me at the lab in five. Oh, and bring a windbag. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Eric shows Xavier his wind laboratory] Eric: Climatologists have yet to find a way to control weather. You gave me the idea to synthesize weather systems on a human scale. I can create a wind gust, regulate temperature, moisture, and pressure in a controlled environment, until a perfect hurricane forms, bite-size, that takes on its own furious momentum and its perpetual energy can be harnessed. Xavier: [thinking] Mr. Lonely crawling back to be my friend. Kind of sad. Eric: I can use it to power my tv. Xavier: [thinking] He's so fixated on being friends. Eric: And I have full power over them. [to Wind Wigger] Go make me a grinder lunch. [the wind wigger makes a hoagie then throw it on Eric's shirt] Eric: Of course, sometimes they get uppity and you've got to keep them in their place. [uses his whip to whip the tornado wiggers] HYAH! I'M PUTTING YOU OUT TO WORK THE FIELDS! Xavier: Whippity-whippity WHOA! And what do you call these wind monkeys -- Wiggaboos? Eric: Wiggers. Why, I caught this wigger staring saucy at my mistress. Xavier: You've totally broken wind. Environ-yentalists have finally got their final solution. Eric: This will revolutionize the world. I just need to tell Society about it, [talks in Society's voice] and Sheila will come back to me. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Eric sees Xavier inside out] Eric: Ugh! Xavier: Just the nose I wanted to rub my win in. Eric: Don't touch me, weirdo! I'm looking for my friend. [went straight kicking Xavier's ass] [Take that! Taste the pain!] Xavier: [scoffs] I've never seen anyone so desperate to find a friend that he'd beat up an enemy. Makes me sick. [Xavier suddenly returns back to his natural skin by throwing up] Eric: Hey! There you are! You were right! I have to show you a secret, but it's just between us friends. Xavier: "FRIENDS"?! Poor guy comes crawling back. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Society: What more do you want to disturb and disrupt? Mayhem, pretty please, with blisters on top. Xavier: That showboating snake charmer is a faux friendshipping dinghy fairy. Society: No man should enshackle-basketate serpents in wickerine prisons. Me thinks I will set these snakes free. Xavier: Me think these fried yummy cakes should be free. [cuts to next scene where Xavier and Society (Dark Notion) freeing their favorites] Society: Slither to your freedom, Satan's sweet scaly succu-bye-bye! Xavier: Scamper home, my five fine free fried friends. Society: I'd love to stay and savor the flavor of your murderous mentalism, but I work at a vegan slaughertorium. It's the Jumbo Joose in Pioneer Square. But we shall be alone together again. Toodle, friend. Xavier: "FRIEND"?! Poor loser. I'm probably his only friend. Kid needs me. [singing] I have made a friend. My enemy will be green with enemy-vy. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier: Society, I have you surround-erd. Turn yourselves in. You've been abusing this boy, and it ends here. Guy with a smoking problem voice: Who abused him? Who abused the boy? Xavier: All of you collectively -- Society. Give up while you still can. I'm giving you one last chance before my next last pre-chance. Citizen Man: Can't we have on St. Swithun's day without this crap. Xavier: Hands on your heads and lay on the ground. If you have handcuffs, kindly slip them on. If you resist, be a dear and taser yourselves. Citizen Woman: By definition, you're part of society, too you prick...thing. Xavier: [to Dark Notion] Oh, no. He's right. Okay, we're getting down the ground. Come on. Don't be a hypocrite. We're part of society, too. [Xavier and Dark Notion gets beat by Society and even Xavier's own pair of fake stick hands] [Take that! Taste the pain!] Xavier: Well, at least some of society got our comeuppance. Dark Notion: Oh, the ecstatic anguish of being treated like society. My new nom de gloom shall be known as Baron Society W E I N B E R G! Xavier: Whatever flicks your bean, Society. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Dark Notion: Your body shrieks the silent truth all of the pretty people of this pretty people of this world deny. Xavier: Yeah, I do haunch squats to power-crunch my guacs. [shows the title logo on the top of his biceps] Dark Notion: Yes, this sad world thrashes my flesh as well. But you -- You've out-undone me. Xavier: My god! You've been abused. Who is your abruser? You can tell me. Dark Notion: It was [whispers] Society. My body is merely the canvas upon which I paint the punishment for her hideocratic crime. Xavier: Society, eh? It's always the quiet ones. But I am going to deliver howls of justice at them through the jowls of my fist [puts up his snake hand] --s. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Dark Notion: 'Tis grotesque-utiful. My pants are damp with blood tears of rapturous misery. Xavier: You misspelled "Rose". darky. But I'm here to make things white again. Dark Notion: What is this grand gift stabbing mine eyes with ocular pleasure? You look outside how I feel inside, for I am [introducing to the viewers] D a r k N o t i o n. And that is my [introduced to the viewers again quickly] D a r k N o t i o n. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier: Snake Hand, where are you going? [Snake Hand says] Snake Hand: I can't help it. [Snake Hand jerks off the Snake Charmer Guy] Snake Charmer: I owe you, my friend. Xavier: This is not friendship. Snake Charmer: [happily groans] Xavier: Snake Hand, I didn't know you were bi. I mean, I have noticed you checkin' me out in the shower. I got to say, I notice you, too, friend. [Xavier suddenly turns inside out by mistakenly seducing his Snake Hand] – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Xavier proves Eric to be his friend by showing an Inidan guy magically playing a flute to a hypnotized snake] Xavier: See how he leads the beast, how he ensupplicates nature's base face under the sound thumb of his harmonic hypno-leash, melodizing its slithering will to mulch. Eric: Everything you're saying is total nonsense, but the scale of it turns my theories inside out. Xavier: So, now that we're friends, what do you want to do? Chew the spit? Swap some fat? Eric: I have wind work to do. Xavier: But chew on swap! Another comrade snatched, sucked off by the wind. [singing] Almost made a friend. But he's an enemy now. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Xavier sees a man working on windmills] Xavier: [whisper] Yes, enslave the wind, capturuously enyoke the gutless bloke. [Eric turns around and sees Xavier then throws up] Eric: Get away from me. Xavier: Noble sir, you make the wind succumb, throwing work to the wind like an ox or moron. You're the enemy of my enemy, my friend. Eric: Guy, you obviously have no friends. Xavier: With these pinwheels, you grab wind by the scruff of its neck and whip the wicked fiend into suckling at the hot dog of your bidding. Eric: Yeah, one thing I learned from the ex -- You can't control nature. [Xavier's flashback intensifies] Chief Master Guru: Young one, a true master can control nature. I can make these green trees... [closes Young Xavier's eyes] [3 Months Later] Chief Master Guru: [opens up Young Xavier's eyes] Turn brown. Young Xavier: Wow! And my beard got so soft! You really are a friend, huh? Chief Master Guru: Hmm. There's a thin line between a friendship and a foeboat. [Young Xavier's flashback intensifies] Young Xavier: I wish for a friends. [blows out the candles] Wind is the unanswered wish breath of a lonely boy. [Xavier's flashback ends with his eyes spinning around like a casino game, and then seeing a donkey] Xavier: Stupid donkey. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Xavier makes a buddy out of cat feathers and eagle mud] Xavier: Constructed fromst cat feathers 'n' eagle mud. I do believe SUGURA 'n' I shall become the bosomest of brahs. Xavier: I love you, Suggy. Are you my mommy? [close up on Xavier's eye] Young Xavier: Hold me, mommy. [Sugura starts to blow away] Xavier: Oh, come on, prude, you know you want it. No one has to know. SUGURA, NO! [Sugura beats Xavier] Xavier: Betrayed yet again. But 'tweren't Sugura who blew me off. 'Twas my new nemesis -- The wind, mine enema numbero un. Xavier: Wind, you have fume-miliated me for the last time -- Always putting on airs. You're just rejected breath from the great cosmic yawn of consciousness. Blow me, win-duh. More like "Lose-duh". I declarate war on thine. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier: A friendship is a sacred floater, a kemo-thera-sabe-putic bond twixt two 'N's, like cookies 'n' beans, franks 'n' cream, friends. I've never supped from the meat cup of having even on chum. But my crony-less-ness is aboot to died of loneliness-ness, for today is the day I make my first real friend. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Hobo #1: Veteran? I tried to sign up for war, but they said I was too crazy to kill. [Hobo's PTSD eyes starts to show a burning american flag and shows the words, "Happy Halloween"] Hobo #1: Boo. Boo. Xavier: Well, this all started when you separated from your aura. You've got to get back. Hobo #1: I smoked too much cement. [Xavier picks up the hobo which somehow turned into cement all of sudden] Xavier: You're hard as a rock. I know where to stick you in. [Xavier sticks the hobo inside the aura's sore inhaling all of the town's madness turning the hobo into Santa] Hobo Santa: Ho ho ho! I feel pure again! And as mayor, I vow to ensure that our spiritual experiences are substantive! Thanks, Xavier, wherever you are! [Hobo Santa suddenly got exploded from Xavier inside his body] Xavier: Yep. Glad I could help, makes me feel so fulfilled, I just could -- OOH! [suddenly starts to fly away by having a souljaculation by fulfilling himself] THE BUTTERFLIES OF SPIRITUAL CHAOS ARE HATCHING! – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[the Hobo's PTSD eyes of everything he witness starts to become real in real life] Xavier: The very stuff of your collective spiritual reality is breaking out! Be careful. A soul is a door through which the source of your suffering can escape. Xavier: Your quick-fix, free-range chickens of spiritual chaos are coming home to roost-a-doodle -- Whoa! Frittata! The sore -- It's closing up around the town! Xavier: I've got one chance to lance this boil. A real pimp will pop this pimple. [Xavier goes into the sports store to use a pole vault as a bow and arrow] Xavier: If any any ladies see me save this town, I'm going to be knee-deep in...PUS?! [Xavier shoots the sore turning it into snow] Xavier: You people have forgotten the true meaning of Christmas! It's about playing tribute to our proud veterans who fought and died for our right to die in a fight to the death. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Xavier uses the sore as a megaphone to tell the people that they've been infected with a disease] Xavier: Your auras are being infected with a spiritually transmitted disease. You have soul sores, chakra chancres, psyche scabs, life-force lesions! [eats the sore] Act now and get some supper goo gu! – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier: OH, NO! The infection is already afoot, spreading like a mother's legs on free peanut butter day. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago

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