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Assy McGee:
Let's go sniff some jocks.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
You're up for eating some of this?

Leigh:
I have a present for you.

[Leigh gives him a bag]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What's this supposed to be for?

Leigh:
It's for you. To give to me.

[Fitz gives her a silver bullet]

Leigh:
It's the only thing that will kill me. Now load it in your gun before I turn into the She-Wolf!

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
This is my lucky boomerang.

Leigh:
Boom, boom, boomerang baby!

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Got it from this Indian that we met. In the desert.

Leigh:
Hmm...you don't say.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I do say. I said it.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What's your name?

Leigh:
It's Leigh. I had heaven in front of it. So you know what that means when you put them together.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Leigh:
Howdy, partner. Is that gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
No, it's a gun.

Leigh:
Well...aren't we a wild and untamed thing.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What do you want with us?

Leigh:
I'm hot...tired...and my throat needs quenching.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Well...there's a lake about sixty miles back and uh...sure that ice cream will be flying fast and furious.

Leigh:
That town is so go gone honey. I mean, you wanna talk about light my fire for the queen sissy. I've never blown a job in my life.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I've seen plenty of people blow a job.

Leigh:
Cinnamon couldn't handle it. Square eyed had her all in a bind. But Brandy and Breezy and Butterfly...they got out. They found the new angel.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[while Fitz and Skillet are having a fight with some other person]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[narrating] Tell you right now what's cool and that's a gun that never runs out of ammo.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[narrating] Suddenly I remembered--

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Ooh, we have a forcefield.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What I strongly need is a car to drive. And a city to drive it in.

[as Fitz was about to shoot his bottle]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[narrating] And that's when she showed up..or it. Or whatever he was.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Seem like we walked for years right out of that city that was suddenly not on fire anymore from being on fire earlier. With flames.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Few hours in, Joe got taken by a bird. Claws digging into his giant green head. Screamed the whole way up until they both disappeared.

Golden Joe:
[distant] Hey put my ass down you damn feathered bastard--

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
It was nuts.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
That night when we were bedding down, there was a sudden flash of light.

[Peanut Cop vanishes out of existence]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Peanut was gone. Turned around and he was just gone. Not even a burn mark. This is new angel. The hell is new angel anyhow.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Skillet and I kept going. Maybe to get somewhere for some reason. My tongue was cotton, my teeth hadn't been anything but in my head the whole time.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Then there was this desert. We came upon and I looked at Skillet and said, "Here is this desert".

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
In the desert, things can be tricky. Especially this desert.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
The nights are randomly short here. Kinda messes up your sleeping. But not so much your drinking.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
They built this house with their own spit. Spit in the sand, day and night. Till they had enough mud to make a house. That looks like this. It ain't much on the outside. But it's even more on the inside.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
That's why I've been drinking this medicine. To get drunk and hopefully stay that way for as long as I can.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I'm into setting records. At least for now.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Military Man:
Out of the way! We're gonna blow it up!

[Military Man rocket launces the everlasting explosion]

Xavier:
You're just making it stronger.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[Coiffio plays a song to the hot anime girls]

Coiffio:
Check 1, 3, 2, 1. Good evening out there. Silly people out there. Stop echoing the reverb.

Coiffio:
You in the corner, happy birthday! Happy birthday over there. Welcome to Pineapplebee's.

[Coffio stums an upbeat tune]

Coiffio:
Y'all don't be afraid to get up and dance. [singing] Show daddy your hungry and your lonely. Whoa, plastic girl and I've been in Pineapplebee's but I'm along way from home. With a side of danger and you get too tired, so good to me and danger, all the woman around monkey man celebrating your birthday in that monkey way, hey, hey, hey!

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[Uncle Grandfather caught Brenda whispering into Gerald's ear]

Uncle Grandfather:
Brenda, what have you done? You have started the Cat-Bun Wars. Nooooooo!

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[Gerald hear a distant voice from somewhere]

Gerald Bald Z:
Wait, everyone. Who's there?

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
ICE SCREAM SODA!

[distant voice]

Gerald Bald Z:
I hear a sudden voice in my former ear. Hello. Mom?

[the journey suddenly goes to black]

Gerald Bald Z:
Oh, man. All the lights went off.

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
ICE SCREAM SODA!

Gerald Bald Z:
What?

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
I SCREAM SO THE PEOPLE CAN HEAR ME! KNOCK, KNOCK! HA HA HA HA HA!

Gerald Bald Z:
Huh.

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
GET IT?

Gerald Bald Z:
No.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Young Man:
Scoot over, you smelly animals. And stop urinating on the seats!

Sherman the Giraffe:
That's not fair to us.

Young Man:
Ugh. You don't understand. That nephew on his journey must find the source of the follicle transmissions or the entire security of the grid will be compromised.

Monkey:
Turn.

Young Man:
If the feel angle is activated--

[Young Man's car starts to smoke]

Young Man:
Now what?! Goodness.

Monkey:
Hey, turn the heat on.

Young Man:
What?

Monkey:
We're overheating. It'll dissipate the heat from the engine. Come on, don't you know anything, jerk?!

Young Man:
You don't understand.

Deer:
Turn the heat on!

Young Man:
I'm the key!

Parrot:
Just turn the--

Sherman the Giraffe:
Come on, punk!

Parrot:
Do it!

Young Man:
Fine. Heat's on.

Young Man:
Stupid f***ing animals.

Monkey:
There's a big hole coming up.

[Young Man and his animals fells into a big hole]

Monkey:
Now what do we do, genius?

Young Man:
You don't understand! We're in a big hole!

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[Coiffio heads to Cat Man's house]

Coiffio:
Cat Man! Cat Man!

Cat Man:
What?

[Cat Man goes in Cat Man's house while looking at Cat Man on his walkie-talkie, but Cat Man already here in house that he just didn't notice yet]

Coiffio:
Have you not heard? Gerard has joined up with Terry as well. Our danger is real!

Model Robot:
His name is Terry, baby.

Coiffio:
I KNOW THAT, MODEL ROBOT! Cat Man!

Cat Man:
Right here.

Model Robot:
Hey, what if, uh...

Coiffio:
Shut up, Model Douchebag. I cannot listen and talk at the same time. Oh, no! Cat Man, where are you? Over.

Model Robot:
What if we drop a, uh...

Coiffio:
Shut up, Model Douchebag.

Model Robot:
...a cat bomb on them.

Coiffio:
[pushes Model Robot out of the house] Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey! Ok, so, anyway...are you, uh, by any chance using the vats sums of money I gave you to administer death murder on Gerard's head yet? Over.

Cat Man:
Oh, definitely. I'm planning a full-scale assault.

Coiffio:
Oh, sweet. Terrific. When does that begin, though? Over?

[Cat Man licks himself]

Coiffio:
Over?

[Cat Man stops then licks himself again]

Coiffio:
Alright, look. I know nobody wants to do this. And uh -- Oh, what time is it? Oh, shoot. Damn it to hell. I got to escape. Just at least turn off the lights in the forest.

Cat Man:
Ok, bye.

[Coiffio clap his hands to disappears then appears after what he just did]

Coiffio:
Did you see that? That's new. CHECK IT!

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Terry/Twisty:
Say, what are you fellows doing in the woodsy forest?

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
DON'T GET TOO CLOSE! HE'LL SUCK YOU UP!

Gerald Bald Z:
Are you here to do us harm?

Terry/Twisty:
Oh, go on. I'm not that kind of tornado. I'm just Terry.

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
WE'RE GONNA DIE!

[Terry brings out ice cream]

Gerald Bald Z:
Ice cream.

Terry/Twisty:
See.

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
DON'T EAT IT! IT'S POISION!

Terry/Twisty:
Oh, go on, you. I just came out here for a spin.

Gerald Bald Z:
[laughs]

Terry/Twisty:
Oh, ho ho ho ho. Oh.

Gerald Bald Z:
Good one, Terry.

Terry/Twisty:
[drops his act] It's Twisty.

Gerald Bald Z:
What?

Terry/Twisty:
[evil voice] The name's Twisty.

Gerald Bald Z:
Oh. Welcome, Twisty.

Terry/Twisty:
[goes back to his happy form] It's Terry.

Gerald Bald Z:
Terry.

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
DAMN IT!

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Uncle Grandfather:
Brenda. Come in here. I have news of the utmost importance.

[UG drops coins on the floor]

Uncle Grandfather:
Dropped some money.

[Brenda bends over to grab money, while UG looks at her while eating a banana]

Uncle Grandfather:
Mmm. Bananananana.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[Rod the Anime God appears in UG's temple to tell him a message]

Rod the Anime God:
Hey.

Uncle Grandfather:
Hi.

Rod the Anime God:
Journey is not over. Ga-biong-oing-oing.

Uncle Grandfather:
Who are you?

Rod the Anime God:
I'm Rod, the Anime God. Ga-biong-oing-oing.

Rod the Anime God:
Isn't there like a...isn't there like a really hot girl who lives here?

Uncle Grandfather:
Oh. The hot girl. [referring to Brenda]

Rod the Anime God:
Is she here today? Or uh...

Uncle Grandfather:
Why?

[Rod moves closer to UG]

Rod the Anime God:
'Cause I want to show her my ding dong.

Uncle Grandfather & Rod:
[both laugh]

Rod the Anime God:
No, seriously-- The girl, she's our only hope. Where is she?

Uncle Grandfather:
Shut your boring face already.

Rod the Anime God:
Wh-- [offended] What did you say to me...asshole?

Uncle Grandfather:
You listen to me. I can capture anyone I want at any time. In, buns!

Rod the Anime God:
Are you gonna hit me with a bun?

Uncle Grandfather:
Initiate bun surrounder. Enveloper attack circle, Rod, trap God. [laughter]

[UG summons a giant bun to capture Rod]

Rod the Anime God:
Quit it. Get -- Get this away from me. Get this -- Get this bun off of me.

[the giant bun ates Rod]

Uncle Grandfather:
Damn it, where-- Where'd he go? Bun, go quickly. Warn Gerald, the secret military police are manipulating the plan. Fly, fly away. Fly away fast-- And flap around. Punch him out.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[Uncle Grandfather sees Gerald in a winding situation]

Uncle Grandfather:
Oh, man. The tornado's about to suck up my bald nephew. [laughs] Awesome. So much for that retarded journey. OH, WAIT!

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Coiffio:
Model Robot...transform into a soft terrycloth robe that I might dry off my hot bod before steering this ship toward...oh ho ho-- Dare I say it...THE LAIR OF THE CAT MAN!

[Model Robot transform into a terrycloth for about few minutes]

Coiffio:
Hurry up, A.H., before my genitalia retreats inside my abdomemin. Abdomenomen. MY BELLY!

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Coiffio:
Ok, listen up, O Astronautic Cat. Fly quickly and attack death. Kill, murder Gerard's bald head.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Coiffio:
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no! Gerald has hooked up with the annoying comedy tree Norman Douglas. Together they might become a mortal enemin-enanies. Enemamies. Ena--

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Gerald Bald Z:
Hello there, Tree.

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
HEY!

Gerald Bald Z:
What's your business?

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
WELL...I USED TO WORK FOR COIFFIO, WHO'S THE EVIL CONTROLLER OF CATS! BUT HE WAS MEAN TO ME AND CRANKY, AND HE DIDN'T LIKE MY JOKES, AND HE CALLED ME NAMES, AND HE USED BAD WORDS, AND THEY REALLY HURT MY FEELINGS, AND I COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. SO, I SAVED UP ALL MONEY AND I BOUGHT THESE NEW JEANS, AND I RAN AWAY!

Gerald Bald Z:
What's your name?

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
DO YOU LIKE MY-- NORMAN DOUGLAS!

Gerald Bald Z:
Would you like to join us on our significant quest?

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
THAT'D BE CROAKIN' AWESOME!

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Gerald Bald Z:
It's a suddenly a tornado.

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
AAGH! TORNADO!

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

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