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Xavier:
Always tough to kill your Dad, but you made the right choice, kid. I guess your brain isn't as dumb as your legs.

Xavier:
Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. Might get stung.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Police Officer:
What just happened here?

Xavier:
Uh, nothing. [sniff] I mean, [sniff] I just ate the heart of an explosion.

Music:
[singing] THE HEART OF AN EXPLOSION.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[as Robby was about to hug his Dad as an everlasting explosion]

Robby:
Come here and give me a hug, Dad -- Me and belief. [pulls out his knife as a cross to kill Dad]

Xavier:
Frittata!

Robby:
Sorry I had to do this, Dad, but I can't let the army get a hold of a weapon as powerful as you. I promised Mom I wouldn't be another Einstein.

[the everlasting explosion got killed and turned into an angel]

Xavier:
At least he died with God in his heart. [eats Robby Dad's heart] You can taste it. Could use a little coconut.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Robby:
Enough. Listen. I created you. You're my mistake.

[the explosion whimpers]

Robby:
Dad?

Xavier:
Your father cursed God. He abandoned all he believes in. Don't trust him. He wants to explode us all.

Robby:
Listen, Dad. As your son and your creator, I realize I was wrong to disrespect your religion. Now that I created life, I now believe in God, 'cause I believe in me. It'll be okay if you just surrender your heart to God. We can start over.

Xavier:
You know, this is pretty good for cake. It actually works.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Xavier:
Can you tell me how to get to the lake?

Arrows Guy:
How are you going to get there? By car?

Xavier:
I'm driving right now.

Arrows Guy:
Okay, first, you're going to want to get in your car. The, you're gonna want to start your car.

Arrows Guy:
A lot of people halfway to the lake, and they realize they forgot to start their car.

Xavier:
What?

Arrows Guy:
I'm just joshing you. That's just lake humor.

Xavier:
Oh, I'll find it myself.

[Xavier leaves]

Arrows Guy:
Man, I'll never sell these arrows.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[Xavier rides on the rollercoaster while using the car]

Xavier:
Oh, no, I'm headed right towards the cyclone.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[The Reverend sniffs the Mystery Man]

The Reverend:
This guy smells like a real creep.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Chief:
What the hell happened out there?

Sanchez:
It's pretty amazing, Chief. Assy figured it all out by hisself.

Chief:
Talk to me.

Assy McGee:
Psychotic Deli owner loses his mind and starts poisoning the customers with radioactive polonium.

Chief:
Yeah.

Assy McGee:
[mumbling]

Chief:
Ah.

Assy McGee:
Since the half-life of polonium never wears out... [mumbling]

Chief:
Shut up for a second. What the hell does this have to do with boxing?

Sanchez:
Nothing, Chief. It's just a coincidence. The dead boxers all just happened to enjoy food from the psycho sandwich maker who runs the deli near the gym. You believe that?

Chief:
It all sounds a little far-fetched. Who gives a [bleep] as long as it's over?

Sanchez:
You know, there's still some, uh, radioactive corpses running around or whatever.

Chief:
Who knows about these corpses?

Sanchez:
Just me and this guy.

Assy McGee:
[farts]

Chief:
Good. Well, as far as I'm concerned, this case is closed. What now?

Assy McGee:
Now...let's dance.

[Assy dances]

Sanchez:
Oh, man, look at this guy, huh? He's kicking it old school. [laughs] Look at you! I didn't know you could do that.

Chief:
Take that [bleep] outside.

Sanchez:
Go, Assy! Go, Assy! Has this guy got the moves or what? This is fun. This is the most fun I've had in so long.

Chief:
GET THE [bleep] OUT OF MY OFFICE, McGEE!

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Chief:
[on phone] Yeah. No. Well, I know they're toys, but the Mayor says we can't be too careful. Just arrest everyone and shut down the river in case of a submarine attack.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Assy McGee:
You look tired. Why don't you take a knee? [shoots the Delivery Guy's knee] Thanks for the sandwich. Keep the change...

[shoots the Delivery Guy]

Assy McGee:
In hell.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[knocking on door]

Assy McGee:
Who is it?

Worker:
Delivery.

Assy McGee:
Entrez.

[the worker comes in]

Assy McGee:
Thanks for coming. I forgot to tell you -- Hold the polonium.

[the worker then pulls out a rifle]

Assy McGee:
This is all so insincere.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[Assy and Sanchez waits out in the hotel for the worker to respond]

Sanchez:
The guy said 30 minutes or less. How long's it been?

Assy McGee:
29 minutes.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[Assy calls Suspicious Deli]

Worker:
Yeah? Suspicious Deli. How can I help you?

Assy McGee:
I'm an up-and-coming pugilist. Do you deliver?

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[Assy founds a food flyer ad on their car]

Sanchez:
What is that, Assy?

Assy McGee:
Fee, fi, fo, fum. Something smells like it.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Assy McGee:
I need to get into the fight tonight, Charlie.

Charlie:
Sorry, Assy, sold out.

Assy McGee:
Forget it, Sanchez. This place is colder than a Siberian ball sack. Let's go back to my house and play Cranium.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Assy McGee:
Hey, y'all, I'm Assy McGee. Roll yourself down to Assy McGee's cars, hot tubs, and driveway repair, where we've got all the new SCION XB'S IN STOCK! My no [farts] pure price purchase program means no haggle, no hassle, no bull [farts]!

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Sanchez:
Assy, somebody's poisoning these boxers, and there's a big title fight tonight. We got to get over to the gym right now, before anymore boxers die. We got to move!

Assy McGee:
Strap 'em on, Sanchez. The fight's going 12.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[Assy, Sanchez, and Doctor checks the morgue]

Sanchez:
Well, where's the guy?

Doctor:
Damn it! They got another one.

Assy McGee:
[farts]

Doctor:
Somebody's ganking my stiffs.

Assy McGee:
[farts]

Sanchez:
Wait. Are you trying to tell me that there's a radioactive corpse loose in the streets of Exeter?

Doctor:
I done been ganked.

Assy McGee:
[farts]

Doctor:
I done had been ganked. Motherf***er do you hear me? Some f***ing sucker done ganked my stiffs.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Doctor:
Stand by, as I've prepared an elaborate presentation.

[Doctor shows Assy and Sanchez an elaborate presentation about Polonium]

Doctor:
Polonium is a radioactive isotope that occurs naturally in Siberia, where they make vodka, which you drink to get the courage you need. Call your gangster friend who sells Polonium on the black market to terrorists, office clerks, and sandwich makers.

[the presentation ends]

Doctor:
Did I solve it? Did I solve it?

Sanchez:
Sandwich makers? What the hell are you talking about? What's that got to do with anything?

Doctor:
I totally solved it. Tell the Chief I hit a home run.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Sanchez:
So, listen, Doc, this is a strange case. All these boxers are getting killed. We don't know what the hell is going on. Anything you can tell us about the cause of death?

Doctor:
Wait a minute. It's over here somewhere. Let's see. "P"..."P"...oh, here it is. And it's a fun one! Polonium Poisoning. That's fun to say. Say it with me.

Sanchez and Doctor:
Polonium Poisioning.

Assy McGee:
[farts]

Sanchez:
That is.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[Assy shoot the Doctor's boombox when the Doctor was dancing]

Doctor:
Holy crap! Detective McGee. And you must be his stereotypical sidekick. [to Sanchez] You know, you're gonna get shot two days from retirement.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Assy McGee:
Let's hit the fish--

[cuts to the next scene]

Assy McGee:
Let's hit the Fish Market, Sanchez.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[Assy hit the ringing bell to get the people's attention]

Sanchez:
Assy, you're driving me crazy with that. Why you doing that?

Assy McGee:
Because it's interesting, Sanchez. And there's nothing interesting in the world anymore. [farts]

[Assy grabs a beer from the trash bin]

Assy McGee:
This is interesting.

Sanchez:
Assy, that's evidence.

Assy McGee:
SUBPOENA MY BLOODSTREAM!

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Assy McGee:
Let's go sniff some jocks.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

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