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[Mom and the cop sees Xavier eating all of Mom's babies] Mom: NOOOOOOOO! MY BABIIIIIIIEEES! Police Officer: You weirdo. We don't cotton to that behavior around these parts. [there goes that snake again] – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier: Ooh, frittata. The cops are gonna think that these are the missing babies -- That I'm a kidnapper. It's the perfect frame-up -- The perfect crime. [the snake offers to get rid of the evidence] Xavier: Damn it. You're right. I can't send an innocent man to jail, even if it is me. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier: I got you now. Xavier's Echo: Got you now. Xavier: He doesn't have me. I got him trapped. Listen. You're trapped. Xavier's Echo: You're trapped. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier: My god. The dogs are going right into my hidden lair. That means the baby-napper must be in there now. I've got him cornered. And it looks like this time, the coroner has become the cornholer. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Police Officer: Hey, Sarge, we got the scent. The backup bloodhounds have found the trail of the original first-tier bloodhounds. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Sarge: Ma'am, someone stole our bloodhounds, but we got the backup bloodhounds to chase the first-string bloodhounds. Their scent took us here. Mom: They were just here. THEY ATE MY BABY! Sarge: I knew we shouldn't have left you alone. You're twisted, and you have the gall to blame it on police dogs? [in tears] Those dogs were decorated. Sarge: [sees Mom's house as a mess] Look at this place. What have you ever decorated? – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier: I brought bloodhounds. We're gonna track down the 'napper. We just got to let them get the scent of your remaining baby. [to the bloodhounds] Get the scent, boys. This is what you're going for. Got the scent? [the bloodhounds eats one of Mom's babies] Xavier: Now go get'em boys. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier: Yoo-hoo! Daddy's home. Who's hungry? Snake Hand: I never thought you'd ask. [Snake Hand says, wolfing down a baby] Xavier: Snake Hand, you promised! Snake Hand: Look, someone left you a world's greatest dad trophy. [snake tricks] Xavier: Wow. Really? [Snake Hand wolfs down another baby again] Xavier: Snake Hand, get those babies out right now! Give me back my sons! Aha! Got it. [sees the skeleton of the baby] Ew! Snake Hand: Goes down easier boneless. [thinks the snake] Xavier: Oh! My son. And my other son! I'm over it. I feel like a million love units. WHOO! What do they put in those things? I'm filled with a youthful spunk. Gallons of it. [snake says] Snake Hand: I just wanted to give you energy to help sniff out those poor missing babies. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier: Become the kidnapper. Be the criminal. [sees a notebook] Bingo. The mind-scrawl of a madman. [Xavier sees the drawings of Xavier] Xavier: My god. He knows who I am. He knows my every fantasy. But I am hot on your trail, sicko. You can feel my hot breath on your neck. [Xavier literally feels someone breathing hot breath on his neck] Xavier: This is no longer a clue. It's a game! – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Xavier smells a piece of his hair that he didn't recognize] Xavier: The sick bastard smells like my ass. [sniffs] Ugh. Smells exactly like my ass. Xavier: Luckily, my Lakota Yogi taught me the proud ways of the Injun Tracker. [Xavier's flashback intensifies] Chief Master Guru: When you are tracking mighty buffalo, you must become buffalo. [CMG turns into a buffalo] [Xavier turns into a buffalo, but then gets humped by CMG for a fun way] – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier: Those sickos who stole your baby left a ransom note but your friendly neighborhood wandering spirit master is on the case. [literally breaking every environment around the room] Mom: They said you were a nightmare. Xavier: Not real, huh? Is this a nightmare? [Xavier smothers Mom] Xavier: Where's your husband -- The so-called "Father"? Mom: He died during childbirth. Xavier: He would have wanted you to move on. He craved your movement. Now try to remember where you were when you first decided to be a terrible parent and let your poor babies out of your sight. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier: I'll get you to puke. Okay. Okay. One time, there was this really wrinkly old lady, and -- And she was really weird. [snake says] Snake Hand: You're just making me horny. Audience: [laughter] Xavier: And -- And she pulled a big scab from her face, and she...she...she ate it. Whoa. Sick. [Xavier throws up] – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier: Sometimes I think you kids are the only thing keeping me sane. Now, who wants lunch? Go on, young'uns. Suckle at the teat of my good intentions. Xavier: Demang! I'm one nip short. Snake Hand: I'll take care of that. [Snake Hand eats a baby] [Snake Hand quipped] Xavier: Snake Hand! What are you doing? Snake Hand: You're right. It could have used some honey mustard. [snake counters] – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier: Oh, the wails of a victim -- Almost as heartbreaking as the victim of a whale. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Mom: Where are my babies? Where are my babies? Xavier: Keep it down, lady. We got families around here. Mom: Aah. Have you seen my babies? Xavier: I'm popping a peek at a smokin' babe right now. Mom: I lost seven of my babies. Xavier: Tragic. I've got septuplets myself. I don't know what I'd do if I lost them. Good thing I'm a responsible parent. [smack the mommy] You should try it sometime. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier: Kids, I swear I'm gonna love all of you, and equally. I'll be dividing my love into seven equal sections, or love quadrants. Each quadrant will be worth 15 love units represented by these small brass marbles. You may use these marbles as currency amongst yourselves. Collect 35 units, you can trade those in for a beach towel with my face on it. Collect more than three towe-- Mom: Where are my babies! Xavier: What is that racket? – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Young Xavier: Chief Master Guru, I found these abandoned birdlings. Chief Master Guru: Your rescue is noble, young one, but now you are to put them to the fire. Allow them to be rebirthed like the phoenix from the flame. While you're doing, I got to grab a bite. Me need-um eat-um. [CMG turns into a firestack] Young Xavier: Really? To the flame? Okay. [Young Xavier puts the birds to the flame, that rebirth them into an egg that grows out a KKK citizen] KKK Citizen: Your destiny is demise! [KKK reveals himself to be CMG all along and ate one of birds as chicken wings] Young Xavier: NOOOOOOOO! – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier: I'll have to be both mother and father to you kids, which means, I'm gonna be doing some things to myself you're not gonna want to see. And one day, you're gonna walk in on me doing it. [the snake says] Snake Hand: Oh, brother. The things he makes me rub. [jets laugh] – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier: Welcome home, kids. It doesn't look like much, but these sewer walls were built with love. You can taste it. [tastes the sewer walls with disgust] – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Mom: Each of my little pumpkins gonna get a turn with Mommy on the slide, starting with my most favorite. [Mom picks out his most favorite baby of all to play in the park while Xavier runs in] Xavier: My god. What brand of monster would abandon a childling? [Xavier's flashback intensifies] Xavier's Dad: Go on, son. Your brand-new bike is just behind that tree. Go on. Young Xavier: Really? Xavier's Dad: So long, weirdo! Young Xavier: DAD! [Xavier's Dad got hit by a corn on a cob van] Young Xavier: NOOOOOOO! [sees the bike after the vore transition] Hey. He was telling the truth. [the corn start to pop as popcorn from the corn van] Young Xavier: Yummy! Popcorn! [while Young Xavier is riding on his new bike, he crashed and exploded from a dog] [Xavier's flashback ends] Xavier: If that kind of thing had actually happened to me, I don't know what I do. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier: Mayhaps this strange town shall house my rebirthening, and I'll finally find the sad soul I'm fatestinated to salve. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Snake Hand: [mumbles] [the snake has just insulted Xavier] Xavier: Snake Hand, you don't know your ass from your elbow. Snake Hand: [mumbles] [the snake just said] Snake Hand: But my ass is your elbow. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier: Snake Hand, this sign -- It's some sort of...sign. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Xavier: I know my purpose is righting wrongs. I'm the wrong-righter, but I don't need you to call me that. I have special needs. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 5 months ago

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