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Uncle Grandfather:
Stop fighting. Stop fighting! Stop fighting. [echoes]

[Young Man and Brenda stop when Young Man spanks Brenda's butt]

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

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Coiffio:
Oh, here we go. Pick up, call screener. Damn it, damn it. Damn it to hell. Cat Man?

Cat Man:
What?

Coiffio:
Cat Man?

Cat Man:
What?

Coiffio:
Hey.

Cat Man:
What do you want?

Coiffio:
Gerald is making his way to the Natural Mountain.

Cat Man:
Yeah?

Coiffio:
Attack -- ALL AT!

Cat Man:
Yeah.

Coiffio:
Implemente. Impl-- Implement -- Imp --

Cat Man:
Late for work. Bye.

Coiffio:
Just [EFF] [stammers] Hey, Manila?

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

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Gerald Bald Z:
It's suddenly evening. We must camp here for the night and fall asleep.

Action Hot Dog:
Do the la la la la la la la

Gerald Bald Z:
I wonder what that means. [falls asleep]

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

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[Uncle Grandfather looks at a sexy magazine]

Uncle Grandfather:
Oh, ho ho! What is this hole!

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

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[Uncle Grandfather plays horse on Brenda]

Uncle Grandfather:
1 and 2 and 3 and 1 and 2 and 3. Giddyap. Giddyap, giddyap, giddyap, giddyap.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

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Gerald Bald Z:
My quest is lonely but worthwhile. As I'm confident my physical appearance will someday resemble that of the other handsome students.

Action Hot Dog:
Do the la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.

Gerald Bald Z:
Hot Dog, my eclectic acquaintance from previous times. Where are you going?

Action Hot Dog:
La la la la la la.

Gerald Bald Z:
What?

Action Hot Dog:
La la la la la.

Gerald Bald Z:
Tuna Mountain?

Action Hot Dog:
La!

[ICT sneeze then smiles at Gerald]

Gerald Bald Z:
I'll go with you.

[Gerald and Action Hot Dog leaves]

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
HEY!

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

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Liquor:
Crap on a stick.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Rectangular Businessman:
Eat some of that, retard rodent.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Golden Joe:
Here come one of them bitches. Y'all better recognize, fool. It's incoming.

Peanut Cop:
Oh! [laughing]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Take care of it, Skillet.

Golden Joe:
Yeah, boy. Take care of it. Handle that, man. Do what do you gotta do.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Calm down.

Golden Joe:
I AM CALM, MAN. THE HELL WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What the hell are all these things?

Peanut Cop:
Dude. They're, like, bugs, man. Little bitty bugs. With -- With lasers. [wheezes]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
But what are they for?

Peanut Cop:
The ones with the suckers harvest Aspirin, and the ones with the lasers shoot lasers.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What Aspirin? What's the Aspirin do?

Peanut Cop:
Dude, come on. [laughter] It's the whole deal. It's what they're protecting. [wheeze] Do you like how I got serious for a second.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
And you're just now telling me this?

Peanut Cop:
Uh-huh. [laughter] Uh-huh.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
So, where are they, these field of Aspirin?

Peanut Cop:
They're all over, man. They're everywhere. [laughter]

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Liquor:
Look at that hot dog go. He is doing a bang up job. You hear me, Rooster? Rooster? Rooster?

[Liquor checks down the sewer hole, until a big floating light ball shows up]

Muff:
He's not in here, in here, any more, anymore. He's out there.

Liquor:
Muff. Ha Ha. Muff, you're free.

Muff:
For now, for now. Where's Mouse?

Liquor:
Where's Mouse? Where isn't he?

Muff:
The Aspirin Fields must be burned.

Liquor:
Ah, I know, I knew about those fields.

Muff:
Then we'll all meet, all meet, at the river where will be Mouse. Or we'll never get through, get through, the force.

Liquor:
Mm-hmm. 10-4. I'll follow the corn droid.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Shadowy Figure:
[warbling voice]

Rectangular Businessman:
I know. He's probably still out there, running around trying to save his...stupid friends.

Shadow Figure:
[warbling voice]

Rectangular Businessman:
That's impossible. The Clock Shop was sealed off when this began.

Shadowy Figure:
[warbling voice]

Rectangular Businessman:
Mmm...Shark was just a pawn. Control was only his mind. The Aspirin farms are near harvest, and Mouse has done everything exactly as predicted.

Shadowy Figure:
[warbling voice]

Rectangular Businessman:
Yes, Amalockh brings the darkness, a note of evil which is inherent in all of us. It's a choice he made. We all make choices. I choose victory.

[Shadow Figure suddenly starts to flash for a couple seconds and turns into a black liquid of goo]

Rectangular Businessman:
Have fun in that jar for a while. Chick mode, go.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Rectangular Businessman:
Some people have keys to their homes. I have words.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Where are you going?

Eye:
I'll walk. Lying scares Eye.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
You'll never make it.

Eye:
I will make it. I have the will to make it. Plus, New Guy...deserves it.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[Fitz presses the button that opens up Shark's jet plane machine]

Peanut Cop:
Oh, whoa. That's nice. [laughing] Hey, dude, do I get keys or something?

Golden Joe:
Man, you better step back. I'm driving.

Peanut Cop:
Cool, I'm driving. [laughing]

Golden Joe:
Man, step off! I'm driving.

Peanut Cop:
[laughing] No, you know I'm driving.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Where's the clock?

Golden Joe:
Clock? What clock? Man, do I look like Flavor Flav to you?

[Fitz points the gun at Golden Joe]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
You know what clock.

Golden Joe:
Oh, yeah, that clock. He hit the road, man. He Audi 5000. He had to bounce. You know what I mean? You know what I mean, man. You know what I mean?

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Peanut Cop:
Can somebody-- [coughing] Can somebody tell me if I'm here, 'cause this burning makes me think I'm alive.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Golden Joe:
Dang, cuz. You done cut that fish. His head fell off.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Why didn't you just beam away like you always do? You do that?

Golden Joe:
Man, I forgot I could do that. I was so scared I forgot. But peep this, you know, on the low. I was just frontin'. I was just spittin' game that I was scared, man, 'cause I wasn't really scared. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, you kno -- You know what I mean, right? You know what I mean, man?

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Peanut Cop:
Check this out.

[Peanut Cop throw a grenade at the robots]

Peanut Cop:
This is going to be loud.

[The robots got incinerated by a grenade while Fitz' friends take cover by using Peanut as a shield]

Peanut Cop:
That's fire. [sigh] Am I still on fire, buddy?

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Peanut Cop:
Dude. We're in the shaft.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Yes, we are.

Peanut Cop:
Where are we again? [sings] Shaaaft. [laughing]

Peanut Cop:
Shaft has made my hopping become difficult.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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[Shark sees inside his car full of piss]

Shark:
Mm. I kinda wanna open the door, but I'm scared to.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Coiffio:
Cat Man has let me down again. Why? Why do I keep relying on him? [checks Cat Man on his watch] What the [EFF] are you doing?

Cat Man:
What do you mean? I'm grooming.

Coiffio:
Where is Gerald?

Cat Man:
Oh, he's getting chased by a bear.

Coiffo:
Oh, the bear I had to send because you were so busy with your [EFF] grooming?

Cat Man:
Sorry. I can't -- You're breaking up.

Coiffio:
The bear I had to send because you were so busy with you [EFF] grooming?

Cat Man:
Are you calling Cat Man undependable?

Coiffio:
Yes, pussycat man.

Cat Man:
Yeah, you know what? Suck it.

Coiffio:
Yes!

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

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Gerald Bald Z:
Look at that guy.

[Gerald sees Space Ghost getting attacked by Felix the Bear]

[the Bear gives Space Ghost to Gerald]

Gerald Bald Z:
Are you giving this to me?

[the Bear attack Gerald]

Space Ghost:
[grunts] I might...should sit down.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

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Cat Man:
Halt. Not so fast.

Gerald Bald Z:
Who are you?

Cat Man:
I am Cat Man. I'm gonna scratch your face off.

Gerald Bald Z:
Look, here, Cat Man, you're little more than an obstacle placed in my path by the evil Coiffio, my ever-present and demonic enemy bent on destroying the world -- While I am just a modest youth with a competitive spirit.

[Cat Man randomly scratches a tree]

Gerald Bald Z:
Look how long this is taking.

[Gerald moves on with his journey]

Cat Man:
Hey, where you going? That's it? Come back here. I'm going cut you. I'll lick a hole in you with my sharp tongue.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

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