Timothyj.29104's Quotes Page #133

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Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
HEY! DO YOU GUYS LIKE MY NEW JEANS?!

Gerald Bald Z:
That Inappropriate Tree has been following us since the Convenience Store.

Action Hot Dog:
Ah.

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
THEY'RE NEW JEANS!

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Gerald Bald Z:
Oh, Hot Dog, when will I ever attain conspicuously beautiful hair? And what about that evil controller of cats who aims to spoil my significant expedition with his menacing cat-suited--

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Archeus:
Believe in it Fitz, we believe in you.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I will.

Golden Joe:
You will what? Damn dizzle. One seconds it's tight wrap on fire and the next it's puffy city. What gives?

Peanut Cop:
Yeah, dude. I thought we were wrapping this up. [laughing]

Skillet:
[squeals]

Golden Joe:
Yeah, man, I thought this was finished, man. I thought this was done.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Yeah, I thought so, too. I guess we're not. So...

Peanut Cop:
Let's go for a walk. [wheezes] I'm so sad. [laughing]

Golden Joe:
Man, I'm tired of this place. I'm done. I don't care if we wrapped. I'm wrapped.

Skillet:
[squeals]

Golden Joe:
I know I ain't gotta go home, but I know I gots to get the hell out of here.

Peanut Cop:
Oh, if I could stop laughing, I'd cry. [laughing]

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[Skillet crash through the window in the diner to see if Fitz is alright]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Whoa, buddy. I thought-- I thought you were--

Peanut Cop:
Fork in us? [laughing]

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[Fitz wakes up to the real world]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Oh, man. Where, uh...wait a minute. What time is it?

Peanut Cop:
Ah, let's see, uh...oh. Ahh. Let me look at my watch that I don't have. [wheezes] I'm not a doctor. [laughing]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[sees the time of the clock moved] Look...at that. It's 2:23.

Golden Joe:
2:20-what? Well, beat my meat to the song street! I gots to get my ass out of here before I get snowed in.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[Peanut Cop and Golden Joe sees Fitz laying down on the ground at diner]

Peanut Cop:
Dude.

Golden Joe:
Shamungis brohow?

Peanut Cop:
What's going on? You, uh, order a sandwich or something?

Golden Joe:
Yeah, ma , I want a sammich. Bologna, ham, pastrami. Salami.

Peanut Cop:
Oh, 'cause I am starving.

Golden Joe:
Get it on here, man.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Green Sweatered Woman (human form):
Is he still alive?

Peanut Cop (human form):
I'm not a doctor. [chuckles]

Green Sweatered Woman (human form):
Is he still alive?

Peanut Cop (human form):
Ohh. I can't tell. [chuckles] All this beeping and blipping.

Green Sweatered Woman (human form):
Let's hope he is. Contact the new angel. Tell her to come for us.

Peanut Cop (human form):
Ah, this beeping and blipping is going to be...ohh. Nuts. [chuckles]

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
The power of Archeus is drawing him out.

Shark (human form):
Mmm. Where...where's your dead nurse? What happened to her?

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
Nurse?

[Peanut Cop and Green Sweatered Woman come in]

Shark (human form):
Great. We were just talking about you.

Green Sweatered Woman (human form):
[points the gun at them] Here's your 1,200 CCs.

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
I sure hope those are sterile.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[Green Sweatered Woman pulls out a gun in one of the drawers]

Peanut Cop (human form):
Whoa. Stop. [chuckles] Is -- Is that a surgical thing going? On? [chuckles]

Green Sweatered Woman (human form):
Archeus lives in the stream.

Peanut Cop (human form):
Uhh. Hold on. Let me wrap my head around this. [smokes cigar then coughs] Let's do it to it.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
My God is my money.

Shark (human form):
Well then, tell your money to fix this. It's becoming extremely unstable.

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
What could you probably have to lose?

Shark (human form):
I will not be responsible for an entire nation. I can't...legally.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
She's there.

Shark (human form):
Archeus. No, it's impossible. We blew up the whole ship with my cool bombs. Remember?

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
You can destroy the flesh but you cannot destroy the faith.

Shark (human form):
[pauses] Yeah, fothermuckin' religion isn't gonna take me down.

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
What do you have to turn to?

Shark (human form):
Don't...ask me that, ever.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
Nurse, give the Mouse 1,200 CCs of Steribolium.

Green Sweatered Woman (human form):
Sir, that will kill him.

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
If I wanted your opinion, I'd ask your boss.

Green Sweatered Woman (human form):
Sir?

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
And that's me.

Green Sweatered Woman (human form):
Sir, that will kill him.

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
So, bust a move, Nurse...today.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[Fitz wakes up in a sleeping chamber seeing his two arch-nemesis in human forms]

Shark (human form):
He's coming to. So, maybe we could address that.

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
Uhh. This isn't happening.

Shark (human form):
But if it does happen, what'll happen? You have a plan for that?

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
No, he already shot your head off. What do you care?

Shark (human form):
But he blew you up in your ship. So, what do you care I care?

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
I can fix all of this, since it didn't really happen.

Shark (human form):
Let's...hope we don't have to.

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
You know, money takes care of everything. It's taken care of me for quite a while.

Shark (human form):
Um, that's great. But the rodent is still alive.

Eye (human form):
[while in the sleep chamber] I'm tired of this. Can I leave now?

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
You ever seen this machine?

Archeus:
Yes.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Well, I haven't. I can't read anything written on it. It's like it's not even words. It's like it's unwords.

Archeus:
If you give up...you will be able to read it.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Give what up?

Archeus:
The fight.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
The fight for, uh, for what?

Archeus:
Everything.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Which one of everything?

Archeus:
Most of it.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[serious] Alright, look here, lady. I'm really into this game a lot and I don't need you flapping off saying things I don't comprende.

Archeus:
No one understands this. No one cares. It isn't funny, except to you. maybe.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[serious] You think losing my life and my family is funny?

Archeus:
Your wife and child are alive, but they need your help.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I don't believe you.

Archeus:
Don't believe what you haven't been shown. The square guy can afford technology to away the mind.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What do you mean? What square guy?

Archeus:
He's doing it even now...

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I'm about to win a free ball.

Archeus:
Look to me.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Come on, Jack.

Archeus:
I have only a little time only----

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Scram, broad.

Archeus:
Skillet needs you---

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Archeus:
What are you ding, Fitz?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Playin' pinball. What's it look like? How did you know my name?

Archeus:
We all know your name.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Then who are you?

Archeus:
I am Archeus.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Well, Archayus.

Archeus:
Archeus.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Arkayus.

Archeus:
Archeus.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Archeeus.

Archeus:
ARCHEUS!!!

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Whatever.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Coiffio:
Model Robot, transform into a telephone so that I may contact Cat Man at his place of business, the Convenience Store... [looks at the camera] OF DEATH!

Model Robot:
Initiating transform process, baby. 3, 2, 1! Commence transform process, baby.

[Model Robot takes a long time to transform into a telephone]

Coiffio:
Oh, come on, man. Come on, man. Today. This sucks.

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Coiffio:
Oh, it's so nice of you to join us, Model Asshole. Where have you been all this time? Out gallivanting? Buying scarves with your boyfriend?

Model Robot:
His name is Terry, baby.

Coiffio:
Oh, whoopee!

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Coiffio:
Why? Why do I use Cat's Man? I [EFF] hate Cat's man!

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Gerald Bald Z:
I'm on a journey to Tuna Mountain,

Cat Man:
Look, I don't need any of that bull [opened soda can]. All you anime people on your stupid journeys coming through my yard. I'm sick of it. See this? [shows Gerald his hand claw]

Gerald Bald Z:
Yeah?

Cat Man:
This where your quest ends.

[ICT shows up]

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
HEY, EVERYBODY!

Cat Man:
What the [EFF]?!

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
THIS IS CONVENIENT!

[Cat Man suddenly pulls out a minigun to scare the customers away]

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Cat Man:
What do you want?

Gerald Bald Z:
We know you.

Cat Man:
Everyone knows Cat Man. What do you want?

Gerald Bald Z:
I seek the ninth level of power. And maybe an inexpensive hair brush.

Hot Dog:
Do da, la la--

[Cat Man back slaps Hot Dog out of the surface]

Cat Man:
[EFF] off, Hot Dog.

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Gerald Bald Z:
Perhaps some warm milk would quiet the demons in your head.

Cat Man:
This is what quiet the demons in my head. [opens up a soda can] This makes the male go away.

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Rod the Anime God:
Congratulations on the beginning of your journey, Gerald.

Gerald Bald Z:
Who...who are you?

Rod the Anime God:
I am Rod, the Anime God.

[Gerald looks at his hot dog]

Rod the Anime God:
Kid, look at me. Listen. Beware the Coiffed one.

Gerald Bald Z:
Who?

Rod the Anime God:
The Coiffed one. Coiffed, like hair.

Gerald Bald Z:
I don't think--

Rod the Anime God:
He is the evil controller of cats.

Gerald Bald Z:
Oh.

Rod the Anime God:
And another thing...the wolf is the cat.

Gerald Bald Z:
Alright. [snickers]

Rod the Anime God:
Hey, if I turn this way, do I look like Antonio Banderas?

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Rod the Anime God:
Oh, hey, kid?

Gerald Bald Z:
Yeah?

Rod the Anime God:
Would you mind running down to that store for me now?

Gerald Bald Z:
Oh.

Rod the Anime God:
I sure could use some goodies.

Gerald Bald Z:
Yeah, but--

Rod the Anime God:
Or I will tear your soul apart. [laughs]

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Young Man:
Come along, animals. We'll find that boy. Then I'll be back to prove my worth and win the heart of that girl.

[the animals in the car starts to slowly pick up its pace]

Young Man:
Animals, pick it up.

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

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