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Pony: Steve! I'm so sorry I didn't believe you. Steve Smith: No, Pony. I'm sorry for treating you like Frank. And, Frank...I'm sorry for treating you like Frank. Frank Smith: [gasps] An apology! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[Pony and Frank saves the teachers from Baby Cakes' basement] Dr. Falgot: [breaths shakily] F* you if you didn't bring smokes. I mean f* you dead. Crystal: I'm a little peckish. Professor Cakes: Okay, listen up! Everything in the kitchen is mine! Order a pizza or leave. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Dean: Just hangin'? Baby Cakes: Hangin' and bangin'. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[after Steve got caught from Baby Cakes into thinking that Steve is a wizard] Steve Smith: Hey, Cakes (BC's Dad), don't you have, like, a safe word when imagination time's over? Professor Cakes: F* you, Steve. He's special. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Frank Smith: Are you really a holy person? I mean, really? Old Buddha Man: This place was once Blockbuster. Frank Smith: Oh, I knew it! F* this! I'm pissing! Old Buddha Man: [stops Frank's penis from pissing] Hold in all anger -- Anger at brother, at Blockbuster, at world. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[Pony shows a pic of Frank to Restaurant Manager to see if he knows that teacher] Restaurant Manager: Yeah, I know that guy. He's a f*ing lunatic. He pissed all over my dirty dishes. Pony: [chuckling] Well, at least he didn't piss on the clean ones. Restaurant Manager: [gets offended] Pony: If something's already dirty, then it doesn't matter if someone pisses on them. I'm leaving. I'm going. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Baby Cakes: [looks at his drawing pic of himself] Got to get into this guy's head. Why'd you kill these people that look just like my wizard prisoners? Ah, he's toying with me! Who are you?! Professor Cakes: YOU! IT'S YOU! GOD, YOU SUCK! THOSE PICTURES ON THE BOARD ARE US! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Baby Cakes (as Witch Hunter): I've hunted all kinds, all sizes. I've hunted tiger witches, bull wizards, man witches. [shows a drawing pic of himself] What you got here is a big, fat, idiot witch kidnapping all your people. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Dean: Um, w-we got a serial killer doing stuff. So if you're not big, like me, you're screwed, and if you are big like me...I CHALLENGE YOU! Graveyard -- Midnight. We'll see who's big. Mayor: Hey, Mayor big! Mayor accept challenge! [Dean and Mayor brawls each other] – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Frank Smith: Ooh! Vanity Fair! Don't you just love the Proust Questionnaire? Let's see. [disappointed] OH, but it's Claire Danes! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[Pony punches Steve] Pony: How could you set me up like that? Steve Smith: Whoa. Slow down. What is this? Pony: Aristotle? Try "An Ass Is Throttled"! I showed a hardcore porn to a trigonometry class! Steve Smith: [laughing] Oh, the Dean gave me that to prank me. I didn't watch it yet. I didn't know. Pony: I got a herd of math nerds cutting right to the chase with me, dude. Steve Smith: [laughs] Well, you got to admit -- That's kind of funny. Pony: I WON'T ADMIT IT! You always need a beta to sht on. – China, Il* Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Golden Bowl: [on TV] Multiple missing persons have led many to assume that our college has become prey to a serial killer. [shows a drawing pic of Baby Cakes] The authorities have released a sketch of the suspect, which admittedly seems to be of any generic, hairless person. Baby Cakes (as Witch Hunter): Oh, my god. It must be a wizard kidnapping people. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[teachers gets kidnapped by Baby Cakes by thinking they're witches and wizards] Crystal: Baby Cakes, this is intolerable! He must know he's kidnapped teachers, right? Or is he Don freaking Quixote? Sammy: Oh, this asshole don't know things. He's just playing a game with us. Dr. Falgot: [goes insane] I need cigarettes, man. I don't care if I ever see my wife and kids again. I just need some smokes. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Kim Li: Oh, 'bout time, you...doo-doo piece. [laughter] Frank Smith: Yeah, good one, Kim Li. Yeah, I am a doo-doo piece. Kim Li: [spits] And your rice is million white doo-doos, like little, old dog doo-doos in sun! [laughter] Frank Smith: You're so wise. My rice are like little pieces of white doo-doo. [chuckles nervously] And I am white doo-doo piece. You nailed it. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[Frank tries to find someone to teach, after getting banished from UCI due to the piss incident] Frank Smith: Hey! Please! Hey, come on. I'll teach you. I'll teach for food. Come on. You look -- You look stupid. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Baby Cakes (as Witch Hunter): These streets are filthy with mages, warlocks, and potters. A rain should come and wash it all clean, but until then, it's up to me. Every rat shall keep its tail. The bat shall have its wing. A frog in a boiling pot -- Heh. Not on my watch. I'm gonna make you proud, Joe McCarthy. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Golden Bowl: [on TV] Who will win the top position -- Frank Smith or Steve Smith? All: Steve. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Joe McCarthy: Witches and Wizards need to be hunted hard, or else they'll outnumber us regular guys and turns us all into party slaves. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Joe McCarthy: Hey, come here, Baby Cakes. Baby Cakes: [gasps] You know my name, Joe? Joe McCarthy: Sure. You're the real messiah the Jews are waiting for. But that's not what I came here to talk about. Baby Cakes: [happily] I never want to talk about that. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Baby Cakes: Whoa! Yeah! Look at your f*ing whiskers! British Moustache Guy: Oh, capital observation, Lord Cakes! Shall we sally forth, old chap? Baby Cakes: [chuckles] What the f* are you even saying? – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[Crystal does a presentation about Joe McCarthy] Crystal: In the 50s, the Cold War between Russia and America was so fiery, we Americans began to suspect ourselves of being communists. Now, this fear was personified by Senator Joe McCarthy, who actually held trials accusing whomever he pleased of being communist. Now, these trials became known as the Witch Hunts. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[Frank challenges Steve by quizzing him into history cards] Frank Smith: November 1, 1950 -- Steve Smith: Truman assassination attempt. Frank Smith: King John -- Steve Smith: Magna Carta. Frank Smith: Aah! Okay, I'm just gonna read silently. Steve Smith: William Kunstler. Frank Smith: HEY! SHUT IT! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Baby Cakes: [to Steve and Frank] Man, y'all really really should marinate, like those snakes that get tasty from being in jars together. Pony: No, B.C., those are pickles. You get so confused. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Frank Smith: Pony, mark my words -- He will f* you over. Baby Cakes: [to Steve and Frank] Man, you two have crazy tension. You know, maybe you should marinate in each other's lives a little. Frank Smith: Baby Cakes, you're an idiot. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 6 months ago

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