Timothyj.29104's Quotes Page #149

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Roostre:
What's up with this party, man? This blows.

Golden Joe:
Man, this party is straight jack. It's completely wack. I could've got with Monique tonight.

Roostre:
Will you shut up? Oh, damn, boy, your voice is like a human P.A., and where's that baked cop at?

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Rectangular Businessman:
Facades of this expense are becoming unpopular with my investors.

Shark:
Your investors are one.

Rectangular Businessman:
I don't know if you know this, but there are many that make one.

Shark:
One...is enough...for too much.

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Rectangular Businessman:
Your jealousy overwhelms your reputation.

Shark:
My reputation is big-time and recorded. You are eyeless and squared.

Rectangular Businessman:
60 of what you think is a reputation for one is your downfall.

Shark:
Well...we'll see about that in due time, won't we?

Rectangular Businessman:
Time is due, indeed.

Skillet:
[squeals]

Shark:
[to Skillet] And you -- You need a whiff of my friend. [referring to Clock]

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Wow, this is a great necktie. Thanks.

Fitz's Wife:
You have to wear it.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I really like it.

Fitz's Wife:
You have to wear it now.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I'll put it on in the morning.

Fitz's Wife:
The morning was too late. Put it on now.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What?

Fitz's Wife:
You have to put it on now.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Ok. Here. [puts the necktie a bit up high] How's this? Is that good?

Fitz's Wife:
Tie it around your neck. It has to make contact with your flesh.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
It's late. I'll tie it tomorrow.

Fitz's Wife:
Tomorrow is too late. Now is time.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Why? What's that? That sounds like a [pulls up his gun] baby.

Fitz's Wife:
It's our baby.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
We don't have a baby.

Fitz's Wife:
We had a baby. When we hade her, the time is coming that -- To her -- Us -- Put on the tie. Mm.

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added 6 months ago

Liquor:
What's...What's, uh, what's back there? What's behind the case?

[Woman looks both ways concerningly]

Liquor:
Or are you too scared to tell me.

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Liquor:
That's a tricky bookcase, isn't it?

Man/Woman:
Stop your stop talk. I'm trying to--

Liquor:
I know you're reading, but you're not reading. You're not reading, you're not doing anything here, but not doing.

Man/Woman:
[looks at the audience] Hardly.

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Roostre:
You say you've done this before and it's gonna work.

Peanut Cop:
It's like rocketry. [chuckles] Your pee is like rocketry because it rockets out, you know, and if you have two rockets, step back. Here go the rockets.

Roostre:
Alright. Just do it and don't get any on me.

[Peanut starts to pee to break out Fitz's jet car]

Peanut Cop:
Feels so good.

[Golden Joe starts to join in on the fun]

Peanut Cop:
Oh, was that your Joe? [wheezing]

[the glass starts to break from Peanut and Golden Joe's piss]

Roostre:
Holy crap, it worked. [sees they're still pissing] Ok, ok. It worked. Now stop.

Golden Joe:
You can't tell me when to stop, man. You can't tell me my jack to stop. Man, that's messed up. I can't stop. Man, that's straight up. That's tore up. I can't stop. I gotta go.

Peanut Cop:
You can't stop the pee, man, it goes and goes...and no, no, no, no. Ha ha ha!

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Gary Bunda:
[loudly clears throat] Bagged and tagged her. Another soul for Satan's army if it does please thee? Hail him. [chuckles]

Satan:
Great, Gary. I'm sure you got her parents' permission?

Gary Bunda:
What?

Satan:
Gary, in order for a minor to, uh, sell their soul, they need written parental permission but I'm sure you knew that.

Gary:
WHAT?! You asked us -- You asked us to go for tweens! WHAT PARENT IS GONNA DAMN THEIR CHILD TO ETENRAL DAMNATION?! I DON'T -- I'M JUST ASKING FOR SOME COSISTENCY!

Satan:
It's okay because I owe Gary a debt of gratitude, because he has brought me some new demons that are masters at psychological torture. Come on in, girls!

[ironically Satan brought the same bratty girls who messed up Amy just to tease the demons for fun]

Miranda:
God, this office is so outdated. You can't afford new furniture?

Satan:
[laughs]

Miranda:
[to Troy] Did your Mom get those from the trash can that you were born in?

Troy:
[gasps]

Miranda:
[to Benji] Serial killer.

Miranda:
[to a Bald Guy Demon] Did you eat your hair?

Miranda:
[to Ben] Hey, Gollum, you ever find the ring?

Miranda:
[to Demon Worker #1] Look, it's Edward Stupidhands. Johnny Derp.

Miranda:
[to William] Wow, you must be Grumpy Cat's grandfather.

Miranda:
[to Demon Worker #2] You're not even worth insulting.

[Demon Worker #2 took no offense from it]

Miranda:
[to Gary] You're like an unfunny Jim Gaffigan.

Gary Bunda:
Okay, that's not -- That's not funny.

Miranda:
[to Gary] You're like uh...an unfamous poor man's Seth Rogen.

Gary Bunda:
I don't, I -- That is not funny. That is below the belt. And that's inappropriate.

Miranda:
[to Gary] Zach Gala-fatass.

Gary Bunda:
[tired] I feel like this should stop.

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Benji:
Look! She made a friend.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, she's popular with the Goths! That is every unpopular kid's plan "B." I did it!

[Gary runs to Amy and the goth boy]

Gary Bunda:
Hey, what's going on? I hate to interrupt. Hail Satan. Looks like my work here is done. [to Amy] I'll see you soon, BFF. Best friend forever!

[Amy gets disappointed at Gary]

Gary Bunda:
Okay. Too cool to acknowledge my existence. That's cool. To cool to acknowledge me. Fine.

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Gary Bunda:
What the hell do I tell her now? [referring to Amy]

Troy:
I mean, well, technically, she is the most popular girl in school.

Gary Bunda:
That's because all the other girls are dead!

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[after the prom party, Amy gets saved, and Cody gets injured and traumatized while being taken away to the hospital]

Cody:
She's a witch! Get her away from me! She's a murderer!

Benji:
He's damaged.

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[Troy gives every girl the plague but gone a bit overboard to it]

Gary Bunda:
Troy, what did you do?!

Troy:
I'm giving them all the plague. This app is great.

Gary Bunda:
What's wrong with zits? You're blowing this!

Troy:
Well, I'm not the one who made them fly up in the sky! Like that's not a red flag?!

Gary Bunda:
I don't know when they're gonna come down.

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[as Amy and Cody were about to kiss, Miranda interrupts the moment]

Miranda:
SHE'S A WITCH! SHE'S A WITCH, AND WE ALL KNOW IT! [throws up]

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[Gary blows some purple magic dust to make Amy and Cody levitating into the air like it's a love sequence]

Cody:
What is happening?

Amy:
[scoffs] I'm so sorry.

Cody:
Please don't kill me.

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Gary Bunda:
Attention, everyone. As a lawful police officer, it is my lawful duty to name the king and queen of the prom. Your king and queen are...Cody Moore and Amy O'Ryan! [claps] Congratulations, kids!

[Benji gives the two lovebirds a tiara and a crown]

Benji:
[to Amy] I am so jealous of you right now. [to Cody] And you are a dreamboat. A little old for my taste. Go get her.

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Amy:
Oh, Miranda, I didn't see you there.

Miranda:
How did you get Cody to be your date? At gunpoint. [laughter]

Miranda:
[to Troy] What are you looking at, you fat, bloated assface?

Troy (as Policemen #2):
I was just thinking you're breaking out. You might want to pop that. [Troy uses the iPox phone to give the bratty girls diseases]

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Amy:
Ow! You're hurting me.

Gary Bunda (as Policemen):
Don't struggle. You don't want to mess up your hair for the, uh... [reveals as Gary] big dance.

Amy:
Gary! I told you to leave me alone.

Gary Bunda:
Yeah, but now I'm making up for it.

Amy:
I don't even have a date.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, yes, you do.

[Gary lifts up the police trunk showing that they kidnapped Cody for Amy's date partner]

Gary Bunda:
[points the gun at Cody] You excited to see Amy?

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[the demons disguise as policemen to save Amy's popularity]

Gary Bunda (as Policemen):
Boom! Amy O'Ryan, you're under arrest. We found the drugs. You in trouble.

Amy's Mom:
Now hold on here! Do you have a warrant?

Gary Bunda (as Policemen):
Here's my warrant.

[Gary uses pepper spray on Amy's Mom]

Gary Bunda (as Policemen):
Now, get up against the wall and spread 'em, you...parents.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Amy's Mom:
Honey, do you want to talk about Joey Fatone?

Amy:
Mom, I don't even know who he is.

Amy's Dad:
Because he can go straight to hell.

Amy's Mom:
Roger, please. [to Amy] Are you sure you don't want to go to the big dance tonight?

Amy's Dad:
Not with Joey Fatone, she won't.

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Gary Bunda:
Instead of making Amy more popular, we make everybody else less popular.

Troy:
Yeah, 'cause you're way better at that.

Gary Bunda:
Thank you.

Troy:
Not really a compliment, but okay.

Gary Bunda:
[interrupts] I'm taking it as a compliment.

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[after singing in the lunch room incident happened in school, the real Joey Fatone gets mistakenly interviewed on live TV if he did sexual acts with the Amy]

Real Joey Fatone:
[on Gary's computer] Look, I didn't have sex with any underage girl. I wasn't even in Oklahoma on the day in the question.

Gary Bunda:
I made a promise to Amy to help her get more popular, but, instead, Amy is miserable, and I got Joey Fatone arrest for statutory rape -- Not even real rape!

Benji:
Been there. The middle-school years are so awkward. That's why I like my boys..."Elementary, dear Watson". [laughing]

Troy:
[to Gary] He turns everything back to that. [referring to Benji]

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[while Gary Bunda disguising as Joey singing the song for Amy, the police officer came to stop the music by thinking that Joey Fatone is having sex with an underage girl]

Gary Bunda (as Joey Fatone):
What are you doing?

Police Officer:
Come with me, please.

Gary Bunda (as Joey Fatone):
I'm Joey Fatone. I'm from N'Sync. I'm Joey Fatone from N'Sync! I made love to this little girl!

Miranda:
Wow. Amy's boyfriend's like 50 years old. And she had sex with him.

Cody:
Oh, gross.

Miranda:
[chanting] Slut! Slut! Slut!

Amy:
[to Gary] You ruined everything!

Gary Bunda (as Joey Fatone):
No, boys love sluts! It's good! Choose your sexuality! Own your sexuality!

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Lunch Lady:
[gasps] Oh, my god. Are you Joey Fatone from N'Sync?

Gary Bunda (as Joey Fatone):
[laughs] Yeah, you're goddamn right I am. That's right. Joey Fatone. [shows a old boy band picture] Right here in this picture. That's me. Purple tips. And I know Justin Timberlake, too.

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[Gary get summoned by Amy into her room]

Gary Bunda:
Greetings! [laughs evilly then realizes she's still high schooler girl] Oh, man. You're supposed to be 21 years old. You said were 21 years old.

Amy:
Okay, well, you were supposed to be a hunk with chiseled good looks.

Gary Bunda:
I am, and I do have that. But one of these lies puts one of us in jail. Where are your friends? I thought there was goin to be like a party in here. The box says for fours to six players, not just one.

Amy:
I don't really have any friends, I guess.

Gary Bunda:
Well, what about that boyfriend, Cody, that you kept throwing in my face?

Amy:
He thinks I'm a...weirdo, like everyone else does.

Gary Bunda:
No, you're not weird. You're just...incredibly unpopular. If you listen to me, I can make you the most popular girl in the school.

Amy:
Wait, really?

Gary Bunda:
Yeah.

Amy:
How?

[cuts to the next scene where in a bar, Gary uses a hammer to smash the glass inside the Joey's jacket to disguise into a singer Joey Fatone]

Gary Bunda:
Excuse me. I won that on eBay. [smashes the glass] Sorry if I got glass in your chili there. I will fill up them bowls courtesy of...[disguises as Joey Fatone] ...The Fatone.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

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