Uncle Grandfather:
PHONE RIGNER! GO!
[phone ringer rings then UG answers the phone]
Uncle Grandfather:
Hello?
Coiffio:
Hold please. I have a call coming in.
Uncle Grandfather:
Oh. Well, certainly. [hangs up]
Uncle Grandfather:
I mean, he just called me, and now he's saying--
[phone ringer rings again]
Coiffio:
Uncle Grandfather?
Uncle Grandfather:
Oh, hello, box[EFF]
Coiffio:
I AM THE LEADER OF THIS CALL.
Uncle Grandfather:
You owe me $481 in back rent.
Coiffio:
There were many holidays. The banks were closed many, many times.
Uncle Grandfather:
Are you lying?
Coiffio:
Yes. It's what I do confuse your mind.
Uncle Grandfather:
Lie accepted. First place.
Coiffio:
How about I send you some poison balloons? Poison balloons!
Uncle Grandfather:
Yeah, you send me that, and I'll send you a ticking ham.
Coiffio:
Ha! It's all settled then. Catch you on the flip.
Uncle Grandfather:
Wait, wait, wait, wait wait. Did you rehearse the song for the wedding?
Coiffio:
Yes. Your lyrics were quite good.
Uncle Grandfather:
Thank you.
Coiffio:
Poignant.
Uncle Grandfather:
Thank you.
Coiffio:
Heartfelt.
Uncle Grandfather:
Thank you.
Coiffio:
Really nailed the tone.
Uncle Grandfather:
Good. I'm glad. [serious] You owe me $481 in rent.
Coiffio:
Call me back after you've eaten your ham. But you won't be able to. [laughs] SPOILER ALERT!
[UG hangs up]
Uncle Grandfather:
Hooray.
Secret Military Policemen:
That's a good show. Great show.
