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Gary Bunda:
[weird accent] Satan called us wack-a-doos.

Archie Shoemaker:
No.

Gary Bunda:
[weird accent] I do not know what that means. Is that some form of movie-theater can-day?

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Satan:
Get your ass over here!

Gary Bunda:
[weird accent] I'm so sorry. I mean, you can call me Gary if you want, Satan, or you can call me High Heel --

Satan:
Just shut up! Gary. Look at you. These people are not your friends, okay? And you're nothing special. I am the only one looking out for you.

Satan:
Now, listen to me. [puts his hand on Gary's shoulder] You look dumb.

Gary Bunda:
[weird accent] Is it the hair?

Satan:
It's the hair. Okay? So, let your hair grow back, cover up your tiny, little toddler feet with your shoes, and I promise I won't ever tell anyone very much about this again. Now, here, eat this.

Gary Bunda:
[weird accent] Will this give me enlightenment?

Satan:
No, I got it from Benji's asshole.

Gary Bunda:
[weird accent] Oh. At least it's not Eddie's.

Satan:
[wheezes] Right?

[Gary and Satan both laugh]

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

[Gary shows up to Satan's meeting by becoming a a feet cult member]

Gary Bunda:
[weird accent] Please excuse me for my tardiness.

Satan:
Hey, buddy, what's, uh -- How's it going with the wack-a-doos?

Gary Bunda:
[weird accent] Ha, ha! I don't know if I would go as far as call them wack-a-doos. I do wish you wall address me as the High Heel.

Gary Bunda:
[to Claude] Shoesus Christo, be with you. [to Troy] Shoesus Christo be with you. You need him.

Satan:
Okay, High Top, let's go. Time for a chat.

Gary Bunda:
[weird accent] Someone seems to be curious about my serenity.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Satan:
Gentlemen, we have managed to wrap bacon around almost every other form of food.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

[Steven uses a stethoscope for Gary's feet]

Steven the Feet Leader:
This little piggy went to market, this little piggy had roast beef, and this little piggy cried, wee, wee, wee, all the way -- Holy sh*t!

Steven the Feet Leader:
In all the times that I've performed this test, I've never seen anything like this.

Gary Bunda:
You only have like eight followers.

Steven the Feet Leader:
In the prophecy that I wrote, it tells of a man of scant accomplishments with the feet of a baby that will lead us to Toetopia. Gary, I believe that you're the High Heel. You are our savior, Gary.

Gary Bunda:
Well, it is very nice, and I'm very flattered, but that is very stupid.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Gary Bunda:
I'm not really into people looking at my feet.

Archie Shoemaker:
I need to see your feet in order to do the test. It's alright. It's alright.

[Steven takes off Gary's shoe that reveals that Gary has baby feet]

Archie Shoemaker:
Oh, my. What are you, a size four?

Gary Bunda:
I can't really take my shoes off in front of anybody, because I get this reaction all this time and people chase me around saying, "Gary Toddler Feet. Burn him. Burn him."

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Gary Bunda:
Now let's chop these feet off.

Archie Shoemaker:
Oh, hold up. Hold up, Gary. Hold up. Hold up, one moment. Do you often feel belittled by people smaller than yourself?

Gary Bunda:
Yeah. How did you know that? You must really be some kind of prophet.

[Archie gently takes Gary's machete away without even noticing]

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Gary Bunda:
What the hell happened to your dang feet?

Archie Shoemaker:
Well, we believe that the soul resides at the sole of the feet, so we pierce them to free our spirits.

Gary Bunda:
Your whole religion is based on a pun?

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Claude:
Why haven't you crucified these idiots yet?

Gary Bunda:
Because they got holes in their feet, there's no place to nail 'em in.

Claude:
So, just lop the feet off the nail the stumps. Why do I have to think of everything?

Gary Bunda:
[mocking] Why do you have to think of everything?

Claude:
'Cause you're bad at your job.

Gary Bunda:
You're bad at your job. You're a bad manager. I need to be a good employee? I need a good manager to be a good employee.

Claude:
JUST DO IT...please?

Gary Bunda:
Thank you.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

[Gary checks Steven pockets to see if he's hiding something]

Gary Bunda:
You got anything in your pockets that's gonna stick me?

Archie Shoemaker:
I'm clean.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

[Gary shows the cult members of the big cross tortures]

Gary Bunda:
Got these bad boys in from the Sudan. Super-retro, right? Hang by the sides of one that you want, then I'll get over there, and I'll just [imitates hammering] nail you right in.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Gary Bunda:
Hey, what's going on, guys? Name's Gary Bonda. I will be your torturer for the day and for the rest of forever.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Gary Bunda:
Why do I always get the nutjobs?

Claude:
Because you're the kooky one.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, that's right. I got to get into antics.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Steven's Barbara:
What is happening?

Archie Shoemaker:
Do not fret, Steven's Barbara. This is but a final tribulation. Soon, the lacing will come and take us to Toetopia.

Gary Bunda:
[snort, chuckles] Toetopia.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

[the demons see a bunch of cult members came from the sewer]

Gary Bunda:
Aw, man, that's a big shipment coming in.

Troy:
Ah, look, they all got the same robes, same stupid haircuts. We got a suicide cult!

All:
Cult! Cult! Cult!

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Archie Shoemaker:
Brother and Sister, we are her to take the first step of out greatest journey, our final journey. So, raise your feet. Raise them higher. And now drink mightily from your glass.

Steven's Barbara:
Is this the poison wine?

Archie Shoemaker:
Okay, you know something? I wasn't gonna just blurt that out.

Steven's Barbara:
Is there a poison white wine?

Archie Shoemaker:
Barbara, hush.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

[Shark and Square Guy watches Fitz saving all of his friends out of the building on a security camera TV]

Rectangular Businessman:
Is this finally the end?

Shark:
It's never the end. [to Pronto] Take him out and do it for real this time, ok? You're supposed to be good at this.

Bug:
[robot noises]

Shark:
No. You can't go with him because you'll just [beep] it up because you're retarded.

Rectangular Businessman:
I'm so extremely bored. What else is on?

Shark:
It's only this day after day after day.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

[Roostre gets trapped in a web]

Roostre:
Hey, Liquor, come here for a second. I need to talk to you. This is very important. I need to find my teacher, tell here I need to get back in the boat, and I need to go home.

Liquor:
Yeah. It's a web. Get it?

Roostre:
Yeah. I get it. Now can you let me out of here?

Liquor:
Let you out? No.

Roostre:
Why me? I mean, uh, what did I do?

Liquor:
You come too close to restarting everything. I know you. You'll set the alarm.

[Liquor closes the basement door]

Roostre:
I'll set the alarm? Is there a beer down there?

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Shark:
I did it. I did it, and I won, and I beat them all... [slurps his drink] And it tastes good.

[Producer Man comes in]

Producer Man:
H-Hey, kids. No one wins until I win because I win at stuff all the time. Ha Ha! You got that? Aah! What the --

[Producer man sees the square guy get shot by arrow onto the wall]

Producer Man:
OOOOOHH! What's wrong, little man? Ha Ha! You got...you got a...uh, you got some arrows stuck through ya. Ha Ha Ha! Zinger. Boing. Ha Ha! Ha! Up top. Let's tour, right? Am I right? Am I right?

Shark:
Wrong, very, very wrong.

Producer Man:
Come on, Shark, we're a team. It's me and you, and we go to the zoo, right? Ha Ha Ha! Come on. Chug along, buddy.

Shark:
It's over.

Producer Man:
Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga BAAH!

Shark:
Stop it.

Producer Man:
I do it at my restaurant every night, but sometimes I forget, and then the boss man is all, "Do your side work," and I'm like, "I'm marrying these ketchups as fast as I can." EEEH! Ha Ha Ha!

Producer Man:
I got these t-shirts made.

Shark:
Look. It's over.

Producer Man:
Shark, it ain't over. It's you and me and you and me and you and me and you. BAP! Damn it.

[Producer Man suddenly gets killed offscreen]

Shark:
[mocking] Where's the zinger? We all love to laugh.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Liquor:
Come down here to the basement.

Roostre:
What's a Liquor store doing with a basement?

Liquor:
It's uh -- It's for, uh, tornadoes and...and some other stuff.

Roostre:
What in the hell is that?

Liquor:
I think you know what it is.

Roostre:
First off, I don't even think you know what I know, and I'm telling you, I don't know what that is.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

[Liquor shows his Liquor store splattered in blood]

Liquor:
See this?

Roostre:
Yeah. I see it. What the hell happened in here?

Liquor:
Your letter.

Roostre:
My letter did this? Man, you got a bar around here? Because I'm tired as hell.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Just when I think I know what I'm thinking, I'm in this cloud. I know that when a man has memories, it's just electrical impulses through the brain that create the memories...because those impulses travel...at the speed of light. Therefore, the brain time-travels, and that's how he remembers... [drinks beer] But how does he feel? How does he feel those memories? How does he feel those thoughts? What...time is it?

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Liquor:
Hey, are you Rooster?

Roostre:
Sometimes all in caps, depending on--

Liquor:
If I'm yelling at you or not, right?

Roostre:
Uh-huh.

Liquor:
Do you have a son, by any chance?

Roostre:
No.

Liquor:
He went to camp. You went to camp.

Roostre:
How did you, uh--

Liquor:
This letter. [showing him the same paper from Mosquitor's letter to see if Roostre actually went to camp with somebody]

Roostre:
I'll be.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Green Sweatered Woman:
Who are you? What are you doing at this party? Who invited you? Who do you think you are?

[Peanut angrily wakes up]

Green Sweatered Woman:
I know who you are. I know what you're doing here. You know I know,

[Peanut pulls up his gun at the blabbering woman]

Green Sweatered Woman:
You're weird-looking. I'm not weird-looking, but you're weird-looking.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

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