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Xavier:
Oh no. These meager victim-cicles need the heat of my release. My chance to french-touch a woman.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
It is scribbled in the stars -- My infinite oath to help...

Xavier's Voice:
[echoing] Help.

Xavier:
You hear that? Sounds like a weak feebling's sad yowl for help....

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
I give up. I lay my queen down and sore-end her. I concede.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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[Xavier goes to the last door]

Xavier (as a girl):
I don't want to play with dollies, mommy. I want to ramble the world to help folks.

Gay Man:
[crying]

Xavier (as a girl):
What's wrong, little girl?

Gay Man:
I can't go to heaven 'cause I'm gay.

Xavier (as a girl):
I'll smuggle you to heaven via the under-brown maleroad. Once I shove you up this trojan arse, you'll be the first gay homo in heaven. The blacky robinson Uncle-Tom Crusoe-mo!

[the Gay Man gets sent to heaven by killing the preacher that Xavier shoved the Gay Man up the preacher's butt]

Security God:
Intruder alert! There has been a breach in the system! Heaven will self-destruct in 10 seconds if the intruder does not reveal themselves. 10, 9...

Gay Man:
Okay, it's me.

Security God:
You have sacrificed yourself for the good of the whole. You are the new messiah. What will be your first act as MESSIAH?!

Gay Man:
My first act is to...

[Gay Man turns into a black man by exploding his Gay body self]

Black Man:
...drop the act. Now lemme get some white woman for the first black man in heaven.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
If this is your idea of a joke, I'd like to be subjected to a tragedy.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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[Xavier goes to the light purple door]

[Xavier sees a beautiful princess until she transforms into a steaming pile of gooey mush]

Xavier:
I knew if I bode my time, I'd eventually win my with you, love.

[as Xavier was about to kiss the princess, the princess does a grab attack move onto Xavier]

Princess:
But I loved him.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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[as the sun eats Xavier, Xavier now became the Sun God]

Xavier:
I can't be a hypo-grist. I'll commit sacricide.

[as the Xavier kills himself, he then gets sent to the land of doors]

Xavier:
I believe I said "good day", weird room.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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[as Xavier gets cut into pieces from one the Aztec people]

Xavier:
You can't shuffle off this mortal-goyle. Guess my death wasn't in the tarot three cards, monty. ZUMA! This sacrifarce is no way to appease the dei-dees. Let's give this sadis-dick Sun God a taste of his own META-META sin, man. Go summon him.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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[as one of the Aztec people were about to kill Xavier]

Aztec Human:
We now sacrifice this demon to the great Sun God, Quetzecoitelakalaka-- [gets tongue twisted to death]

Aztec Human #2:
The great Sun God's name cannot be spoken, for it is pronounced Quetzeco-- [also gets tongue twisted to death]

Aztec Human #3:
Uh, let's just cut to sacrifice.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
Attention, people. I shall shine my rays o'enlightenment unto you, brighter than the big glowing orange thing. You...you know the, uh, whatchama, you know, the big, dumb hot ball in the sky.

Aztec Human:
This freak insult Sun God. We must sacrifice a virgin.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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[Xavier enters the yellow door]

Xavier:
A land of primitive simpletons. I must be here to tutor these dark dim-dongs.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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[while still stuck in the room of doors]

Xavier:
So this place is all random, Huh? Okay, I'm gonna go in...

[twirls around and points at the yellow door]

Xavier:
That door. [echoing] Out-randomed.

[Xavier then tricks the yellow door by switching to a different door, ironically he still went to the same yellow door]

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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[after Dean got back from vacation and so all the other teachers did from winning the game]

Dean:
I've been in the clouds, smoking bamboo, soul-searching --

Frank Smith:
Shh. Rest, sweet prince. What do you need? Name it.

Dean:
Give me back my belt, ya f***ing loser.

All:
[laughing especially Dean]

Frank Smith:
WHAT?! I GIVE AN INCH, AND YOU TAKE A MILE!

China, Il  Movie Quote

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[Steve and the gang starts to ambush Dean's hiding place where the China, Illinois Elite lives]

Baby Cakes:
Oh, sh*t. This movie just busted the fourth dimension.

China, Il  Movie Quote

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Special Agent Green:
[on phone] Hello, Blackwater. Yeah, delivery. I'm gonna need a battalion. Yes, you see, I can't miss. No, no, wait. I got to pay with a card.

China, Il  Movie Quote

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[Frank starts to wakes up go instant kill mode on the Green Team]

Baby Cakes:
WHOA! His inch, it's lethal!

China, Il  Movie Quote

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[one of teachers and students team up with the yellow team]

Mayor:
Well, this ain't no game if the teams team up!

Dean:
Shut up, Mayor. Steve is gonna fight.

Mayor:
DEAN, WHERE THE DIP AT?!

China, Il  Movie Quote

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Crystal:
Mm...giving up so soon, Steven? [laughs]

Steve:
Giving up is for sluts.

China, Il  Movie Quote

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[while the China, Illinois Elite are still watching the scavenger hunt game]

Special Agent Green:
10 to 1 on the red team.

Burka Lady:
I take that bet.

Baby Cakes:
Man, that actor playing Dad went nuts.

China, Il  Movie Quote

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[Frank holding Pony's torso]

Pony:
Stop digging your inches into me!

China, Il  Movie Quote

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[One of the China, Illinois Elite sees Steve and Professor Cakes fight each other]

Baby Cakes:
Man, they're fighting like dead animals.

Burka Lady:
I'd watch the dogs again, really.

China, Il  Movie Quote

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Dean:
Ahh, China, Illinois Elite. Welcome to my crying game.

Mayor:
AMEN!

Special Agent Green:
Dean, in the past, you've poisoned the players and their loved ones. How do you top yourself?

Burka Lady:
Yes, last year, you had dogs chasing the idiots. It feels, well, maybe you have, uh, peaked.

Mayor:
This game here is just a dinky scavenger hunt. Where the blood?

Dean:
Friends, this year, I will give you...an action movie.

Baby Cakes:
Oh, cool. Movies are better than people. You don't have to smell who you're watching.

Dean:
Yes, this year, they will kill!

Mayor:
They won't kill. It's not like they're fighting for Barbados.

[Dean shows several maps to Barbados]

All:
Ooh. Barbados. Nice.

Baby Cakes:
What's a Barbados?

China, Il  Movie Quote

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Dean:
Welcome to the gutty gates of hell. In the past, this challenge has hurt people. It hurt their legs off. It hurt their eyes into dust. But this year, I've selected you for my Dean's List because I want you to find the killer instinct within.

Frank Smith:
Yeah, some of us already know they got that going on.

Pony:
It's just a game, fraidycat.

Dean:
[grabs Frank] NOTHING IN LIFE IS JUST A GAME!

China, Il  Movie Quote

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Sammy:
In previous years, students have set on fire. One year, The Dean drugged everybody.

Pony:
Come on. I mean, I buy that you were drugged at one time, or...always.

China, Il  Movie Quote

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