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[Spider sends Roostre to Spider's Cave]

Roostre:
Nice -- Nice cave, man. Uh, what is this? Uh, a cave? Oh, it is a cave. So I guess we're going inside this cave

Roostre:
[to Spider] Don't you ever say anything?

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Satan:
Claude tells me that you assaulted an angel with a hammer. Is it true?

Gary Bunda:
What is truth, really?

Satan:
Shut up. I'm gonna deal with you in a second. But you, Claude, I want to thank you for always finding and reporting corruption here in Hell. And for doing so, I would like to award you our highest honor -- The Whistleblower's Fife.

Claude:
This is awesome. Is this real gold.

Satan:
Pure gold.

Claude:
I used to play alto sax in elementary school, second chair. Can I play it?

Satan:
Sure. But I have to attach it first.

[Satan brutally attached the fife by nailing Claude's mouth and hands shut, below his neck]

Satan:
Well, you know the rules, Gary and you still disobeyed them. Stick out your hand.

[Gary anxiously pulls out his hand, then Satan slaps it]

Satan:
Now, don't do it again. [laughs] Alright, you boys behave yourselves.

[Satan leaves his office]

Gary Bunda:
[to Claude] Does he mean he actually wants me to keep doing the Party Hole stuff? Because I seems very mixed in the messages I got.

Gary Bunda:
Are you playing a song? Can I guess it? Is it -- Oh, yeah, I love this game! Okay, alright, play this song again.

Claude:
[randomly plays it off-key painfully]

Gary Bunda:
Is it Rush? Okay, you're right. You're right. Just try it again. Try it again. Alright.

Claude:
[still randomly plays it off-key painfully]

Gary Bunda:
Is that Rush?

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Gary Bunda:
Alright, y'all, spread around. You can put your feet up, get blood all over everything.

Ben:
Yeah, those ass-hats have to go to The Alcove.

Gary Bunda:
[laughs] Right. The Alcove. [realizes] The Alcove. Oh, sh*t! Come on!

[Gary and his employees come back to see that Claude managed by tattle-tailing and saving all of the patients from the Alcove back to their rightful order just to screw Gary up]

Youth Minister:
That's him! That's the man!

Johnny:
[to Gary] Told you we should have killed them all.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Claude:
Gary, what are you doing here?

Gary Bunda:
Satan says that this is now the Party Hole office. Peep the sheet.

Claude:
Fine. But I do need those soul codes.

Gary Bunda:
[mocking] Mmeh mmhe mmhe those soul codes, Gary. Mmhe mmeh mmeh. Yeah, that's right, boys. Yeah! [slaps Claude's papers] Aw, the nerd dropped his files! Yeah! [laughing]

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Satan:
I don't believe it.

Gary Bunda:
[concerned whispered] Satan.

Satan:
70 souls. Congratulations! [laughing] I got to tell you, I thought this whole Party Hole thing was a dumb idea, but you cannot argue with results. Whoo!

Claude:
Um, sire, the soul codes don't match up --

Satan:
Listen, Claude, uh, you're the bean counter. Go count the beans, buddy, okay? "We're in the Party Hole. You wouldn't understand."

Gary Bunda:
"It's a Party Hole Thang."

Satan:
He doesn't understand.

Gary Bunda:
He doesn't understand.

Satan:
Thanks, Claude.

Gary Bunda:
Whoo!

Claude:
Okay, sir.

Gary Bunda:
Is this champagne?

Satan:
Uh, it's piss -- Donkey piss. But, uh, cold though, right?

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Claude:
Gary, these soul codes aren't right. Some of these numbers don't even have the right amount of digits.

Gary Bunda:
Well, I inter-officed them.

Claude:
What?

Gary Bunda:
I-Maybe the ass-scanner's broken. I don't know. It's a lame system, so...

Claude:
Did you inter-office them to me or is the ass-scanner broken, 'cause I can't follow your lies.

[Gary sees Johnny getting ready to hit Claude]

Gary Bunda:
No.

Claude:
"No", what?

Gary Bunda:
No, Johnny. Put it down.

Claude:
What are you f***ing talking about?

Gary Bunda:
I don't have time to be scanning all these assholes' assholes.

Claude:
Fine. Then I'll do it for you. Just tell me where the souls are.

Gary Bunda:
I don't know, Claude! Hell's a big place! People running from MONSTERS, going into lava. I don't know what they do!

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Sheriff:
[to Hurshe] Anyway, I still care about you, but as long as your crazy brother dispensing rectal justice, we can't be together.

Hurshe:
He didn't finish doctoring up inside you, did he? 'Cause if he's gonna go around filling folks up with his doctor sauce, someone's gonna get pregnant.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Gary Bunda:
[to the Youth Group] Hey, gang. Congratulations! You just got the heck out of this room! Come on down! Yeah! Come on down.

Youth Minister:
Uh, this was supposed to last three hours. That was like three minutes. Unless this is a larger room we're supposes to get the heck out of?

Gary Bunda:
You don't want to get the heck out of this room because you are in Heaven. Congratulations!

Youth Minister:
We died?

Gary Bunda:
Yeah. Gas leak.

Youth Minister:
We're a Methodist Youth Group. Why would God send demons to meet us? Where is St. Peter?

Gary Bunda:
Um...

Youth Minister:
I want to see your manager.

Gary Bunda:
Okay. Johnny, could you show him where the manager is?

[Johnny hammered the Youth Minister]

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Escape Room Manager:
Alright, you guys have three hours to work together and figure out the clues for how to "Get the Heck Out of Of This Room". [laughs] Press that red button if anyone has diarrhea or something.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Gary Bunda:
What we need to do is we need to take the Party Hole to, like, a place where people want to go in the hole.

Ben:
A grave. To have sex with a corpse.

Gary Bunda:
No, Ben. No.

Johnny:
Why not paint it like a big ol' vagina or a butthole?

Gary Bunda:
No.

Ben:
People like having sex with corpses.

Gary Bunda:
People don't like to have sex with a corpse.

William:
Uh...a-a golf course. Uh, a hole in one!

Gary Bunda:
The hole is too small, William.

William:
I-I-I like the giant's vagina. I-I'm gonna write that one down.

Gary Bunda:
No. No, no, no, no, no. It needs to be a place. People want to escape from someplace else.

[Gary sees the "Get Me The Heck Outta This Room Event flyer" on what William is writing on the backside of the paper]

Gary Bunda:
I think I've got it.

All:
[evil laughs]

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Claude:
Come on, goons. Let's wrap it up. We've got the room.

Gary Bunda:
Claude, I cannot be in here brainstorming with you outside staring at me.

Claude:
You got to peep the sheet, okay? Go to The Alcove.

[cuts to the next scene where The Alcove still have patient people inside of it and not having a horror themed effect for making it less scary]

Ben:
The Pillbox Room is open.

Gary Bunda:
What's the Pillbox Room?

[cuts to the next scene where all the Hell employees had to squeeze in into a rectangular short sized room]

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Gary Bunda:
Gentlemen, we can abduct the living and fake the soul codes. We'll never have to hit an angel with hammer again! So easy, it's Japanese-y.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[after Johnny accidentally pushes an non-dead patient to the party hole, all the Hell employees decided to just go with it]

Gary Bunda:
Hey, welcome to Heaven.

Hair Plug Guy:
No, I-I'm not dead. That's impossible. I was just getting some hair plugs.

[Ben scans Hair Plug Guy's butt]

Ben:
His ass ain't scanning.

Gary Bunda:
That's because he's not dead, Ben. Just leave -- Just leave for a second.

[Johnny is ready to hit the Hair Plug Guy]

Gary Bunda:
JOHNNY, NO! Johnny.

[Johnny sadly puts his hammer away]

Gary Bunda:
God told me, though, that you hair is actually in the bottom of this cave.

Johnny:
Go in there. They're all waiting on you.

Ben:
[to Gary] What do I put in for the soul code?

Gary Bunda:
Doesn't matter. You can make it up. Nobody checks. [starts to have an idea] Nobody checks.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[as the Hell employees were about the get another soul, a muscular guy shows appears to ask the demons where Claudius is at]

Muscular Angel:
Hey, uh, you guys, seen Claudius? He didn't make it to his tee time yesterday.

Gary Bunda:
Claudius?

[flashback intensifies where Johnny hit Claudius with a hammer]

Gary Bunda:
I don't know a Claudius.

Muscular Angel:
Really, 'cause that looks like his robe. Did you make a halo out of tinfoil?

Gary Bunda:
[to the demon employers] GO DOWN THE HOLE! GO DOWN THE --

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[Gary sends Randy to The Alcove]

Gary Bunda:
Get on in there. Your wife's in there.

Randy:
Nadine?

Gary Bunda:
Yes.

Randy:
What's all that screaming?

Gary Bunda:
It's Nadine and it's your family. And it's every pet that you've ever had. Nadine's right there. She's slippery wet for you.

Randy:
Help!

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Gary Bunda:
Well, this is Heaven. Congratulations!

Randy:
It's hot in here.

Gary Bunda:
That's called God's love. Ben, could you check him in, please?

Ben:
Spread your cheeks, please.

Gary Bunda:
Just do it, please. Just do it.

Randy:
What's that spider doing to that fella over there?

[cuts to the next scene where the Spider uses the vice to crush the tormented soul]

Randy:
Is that a vice?

Gary Bunda:
Oh, no. He's just measuring him for a halo.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Claudius:
Randy, come into the ligh--

[Johnny hits Claudius with a hammer a couple of times]

Gary Bunda:
Yeah! No! Oh, god, no Johnny! I said one or two whacks! No, Johnny! Hey, Johnny, you got to stop! Okay. Okay. Okay.

[Gary tries to become an angel by using Claudius's clothes to tell Randy that Hell is Heaven and Heaven is Hell]

Gary Bunda:
Hey, don't go in that light up there. It's dumb. You want to come down to this light.

Randy:
You're red, and you got horns. And I saw you hit that man with a hammer and take his clothes.

Gary Bunda:
He's a devil in disguise, and I'm an angel in disguise. And I had to get in disguise in order to beat him at his own tricks. So, come into the light, come into the light. You're safe with us, child.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Claude:
[clears throat]

Gary Bunda:
Kind of in the middle of brainstorming sesh here.

Claude:
I hate to be a stickler, but we have this room reserved for 3:30 PM.

Gary Bunda:
Thing is, is that I don't think you hate to be a stickler.

Claude:
Go to The Alcove. Get out of here.

Gary Bunda:
The Alcove is not a meeting place, Claude. There's just bats and just glow worms that scream, and someone comes, rolls a bolder in front of the entrance, and you're just stuck in there for three weeks.

Claude:
Peep the sheet.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Gary Bunda:
Gentlemen, our back are against the wall here, okay? We're gonna need a brain hurricane, pronto. Give me some ideas.

Johnny:
What if we hit the angel in the head with a hammer?

Gary Bunda:
Party Hole's supposed to be a fun atmosphere, you know what I mean? I think if we start off with beating an angel to death with a hammer, I think it's gonna ruin the fun brand that we're trying to build here, but I love your energy. Love that you brought your own hammer.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Gary Bunda:
T-shirts are I, Chief. You're really gonna like this. Okay, "Keep Calm and Party Hole On." And then you got this. "It's a Party Hole Thang. You wouldn't understand." Could make it exclusive. And, oh, look, we got this here. Team-building exercise at one of these, uh, "Get Me the Heck Out Of Here" rooms. This is Auschwitz-themed. You're invited, and I think it would mean a lot to all the team to see you there. We're gonna do a bunch of puzzles, we're gonna eat nachos, we're gonna fight off a bunch of kids and --

[Satan crumbles the paper and throws it at Gary to shut him up]

Satan:
You're not going anywhere. This whole Party Hole thing was a dumb idea. I'm shutting it down.

Gary Bunda:
Well, ye-- Hold it. Hold on a second! Please let me do this. My whole team -- They've worked so hard --

Satan:
Gary, this wack-a-pack group of left-behinds is not a "team", and you're not a manager. This entire operation had netted me to the sum total of zero souls.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, yeah? Well, what do you call this? [shows him a ghost sock]

Satan:
I don't know.

Gary Bunda:
It's a ghost sock. This is like 1/20 of a soul. We're getting very close.

Satan:
Listen, guys, burn all the T-shirts, alright? I am shutting it down.

Gary Bunda:
Can not do this to me. Look, alright, like, just give me a shot.

Satan:
I'm gonna give you one week, understand? That's it. And then I'm gonna start plugging all your party holes. You understand?

Gary Bunda:
No.

Satan:
The party hole that's in the back.

Gary Bunda:
Oh. You're gonna f*** me in the ass.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Claudius:
Donald, come into the light.

[suddenly a party hole shows up in a Hell version]

Gary Bunda:
No, no, no, no, no. No, Donald. No, no, no, no, no. You don't want to go up there. They're gonna make you sing boring old hymns. You like rock 'n' roll? Yeah! You want to come down here. This is a Party Hole.

Claudius:
It's called Hell. It's not a Party Hole.

Gary Bunda:
We got bats!

Claudius:
[laughs] Yes, entice them with bats, Gary.

Gary Bunda:
It's marketing, Claudius. Ever heard of it?

[as Donald was about the go to Heaven, Gary tried to stop it by holding Donald's sock]

Claudius:
Let go, Gary.

Gary Bunda:
Ow! I fell on my keys!

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[while Golden Joe and Peanut Cop playing around themselves in Liquor's Liquor, someone pounds on the door]

Golden Joe:
Who -- Who's that? Eye?

Peanut Cop:
Ok, you get it.

Golden Joe:
I ain't gonna get it. You go get it, man. You better go get i before I crack.

Peanut Cop:
Hold it, let's start over. Ahem, you get it.

Golden Joe:
Man, you go get it. Don't make me put my finger on the trigger, man.

Peanut Cop:
No, I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it, ok? [looks at the door for a few seconds] You got it?

Golden Joe:
Man--

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[Fitz and Liquor do surgery on the Eye]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
He's coming to.

Liquor:
Hand me those things.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Wha -- What should we do now?

Liquor:
Hand me those things.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Those things?

Liquor:
No. No, no.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What things? These things?

Liquor:
Give me that cold thing.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Um.

Liquor:
Give me the thing that makes everything cold.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Why don't I...I don't know what these -- Any of these things are. They your things?

Liquor:
Give me those.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Oh, tho...those -- The -- The -- These things. [grabs beers]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Where does -- Is that your blood?

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Shark:
Oh...I'd love me some cookies.

[Woman runs into the cookies club and explodes the building]

Shark:
Just a -- Just a small taste of my mighty blackness.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

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