Timothyj.29104's Quotes Page #154

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Terry/Twisty:
Say, what are you fellows doing in the woodsy forest?

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
DON'T GET TOO CLOSE! HE'LL SUCK YOU UP!

Gerald Bald Z:
Are you here to do us harm?

Terry/Twisty:
Oh, go on. I'm not that kind of tornado. I'm just Terry.

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
WE'RE GONNA DIE!

[Terry brings out ice cream]

Gerald Bald Z:
Ice cream.

Terry/Twisty:
See.

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
DON'T EAT IT! IT'S POISION!

Terry/Twisty:
Oh, go on, you. I just came out here for a spin.

Gerald Bald Z:
[laughs]

Terry/Twisty:
Oh, ho ho ho ho. Oh.

Gerald Bald Z:
Good one, Terry.

Terry/Twisty:
[drops his act] It's Twisty.

Gerald Bald Z:
What?

Terry/Twisty:
[evil voice] The name's Twisty.

Gerald Bald Z:
Oh. Welcome, Twisty.

Terry/Twisty:
[goes back to his happy form] It's Terry.

Gerald Bald Z:
Terry.

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
DAMN IT!

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Uncle Grandfather:
Brenda. Come in here. I have news of the utmost importance.

[UG drops coins on the floor]

Uncle Grandfather:
Dropped some money.

[Brenda bends over to grab money, while UG looks at her while eating a banana]

Uncle Grandfather:
Mmm. Bananananana.

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Rod the Anime God appears in UG's temple to tell him a message]

Rod the Anime God:
Hey.

Uncle Grandfather:
Hi.

Rod the Anime God:
Journey is not over. Ga-biong-oing-oing.

Uncle Grandfather:
Who are you?

Rod the Anime God:
I'm Rod, the Anime God. Ga-biong-oing-oing.

Rod the Anime God:
Isn't there like a...isn't there like a really hot girl who lives here?

Uncle Grandfather:
Oh. The hot girl. [referring to Brenda]

Rod the Anime God:
Is she here today? Or uh...

Uncle Grandfather:
Why?

[Rod moves closer to UG]

Rod the Anime God:
'Cause I want to show her my ding dong.

Uncle Grandfather & Rod:
[both laugh]

Rod the Anime God:
No, seriously-- The girl, she's our only hope. Where is she?

Uncle Grandfather:
Shut your boring face already.

Rod the Anime God:
Wh-- [offended] What did you say to me...asshole?

Uncle Grandfather:
You listen to me. I can capture anyone I want at any time. In, buns!

Rod the Anime God:
Are you gonna hit me with a bun?

Uncle Grandfather:
Initiate bun surrounder. Enveloper attack circle, Rod, trap God. [laughter]

[UG summons a giant bun to capture Rod]

Rod the Anime God:
Quit it. Get -- Get this away from me. Get this -- Get this bun off of me.

[the giant bun ates Rod]

Uncle Grandfather:
Damn it, where-- Where'd he go? Bun, go quickly. Warn Gerald, the secret military police are manipulating the plan. Fly, fly away. Fly away fast-- And flap around. Punch him out.

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Uncle Grandfather sees Gerald in a winding situation]

Uncle Grandfather:
Oh, man. The tornado's about to suck up my bald nephew. [laughs] Awesome. So much for that retarded journey. OH, WAIT!

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Coiffio:
Model Robot...transform into a soft terrycloth robe that I might dry off my hot bod before steering this ship toward...oh ho ho-- Dare I say it...THE LAIR OF THE CAT MAN!

[Model Robot transform into a terrycloth for about few minutes]

Coiffio:
Hurry up, A.H., before my genitalia retreats inside my abdomemin. Abdomenomen. MY BELLY!

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Coiffio:
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no! Gerald has hooked up with the annoying comedy tree Norman Douglas. Together they might become a mortal enemin-enanies. Enemamies. Ena--

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Coiffio:
Ok, listen up, O Astronautic Cat. Fly quickly and attack death. Kill, murder Gerard's bald head.

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Gerald Bald Z:
Hello there, Tree.

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
HEY!

Gerald Bald Z:
What's your business?

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
WELL...I USED TO WORK FOR COIFFIO, WHO'S THE EVIL CONTROLLER OF CATS! BUT HE WAS MEAN TO ME AND CRANKY, AND HE DIDN'T LIKE MY JOKES, AND HE CALLED ME NAMES, AND HE USED BAD WORDS, AND THEY REALLY HURT MY FEELINGS, AND I COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. SO, I SAVED UP ALL MONEY AND I BOUGHT THESE NEW JEANS, AND I RAN AWAY!

Gerald Bald Z:
What's your name?

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
DO YOU LIKE MY-- NORMAN DOUGLAS!

Gerald Bald Z:
Would you like to join us on our significant quest?

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
THAT'D BE CROAKIN' AWESOME!

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Gerald Bald Z:
It's a suddenly a tornado.

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
AAGH! TORNADO!

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
HEY! DO YOU GUYS LIKE MY NEW JEANS?!

Gerald Bald Z:
That Inappropriate Tree has been following us since the Convenience Store.

Action Hot Dog:
Ah.

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
THEY'RE NEW JEANS!

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Gerald Bald Z:
Oh, Hot Dog, when will I ever attain conspicuously beautiful hair? And what about that evil controller of cats who aims to spoil my significant expedition with his menacing cat-suited--

– Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Archeus:
Believe in it Fitz, we believe in you.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I will.

Golden Joe:
You will what? Damn dizzle. One seconds it's tight wrap on fire and the next it's puffy city. What gives?

Peanut Cop:
Yeah, dude. I thought we were wrapping this up. [laughing]

Skillet:
[squeals]

Golden Joe:
Yeah, man, I thought this was finished, man. I thought this was done.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Yeah, I thought so, too. I guess we're not. So...

Peanut Cop:
Let's go for a walk. [wheezes] I'm so sad. [laughing]

Golden Joe:
Man, I'm tired of this place. I'm done. I don't care if we wrapped. I'm wrapped.

Skillet:
[squeals]

Golden Joe:
I know I ain't gotta go home, but I know I gots to get the hell out of here.

Peanut Cop:
Oh, if I could stop laughing, I'd cry. [laughing]

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Skillet crash through the window in the diner to see if Fitz is alright]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Whoa, buddy. I thought-- I thought you were--

Peanut Cop:
Fork in us? [laughing]

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Fitz wakes up to the real world]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Oh, man. Where, uh...wait a minute. What time is it?

Peanut Cop:
Ah, let's see, uh...oh. Ahh. Let me look at my watch that I don't have. [wheezes] I'm not a doctor. [laughing]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[sees the time of the clock moved] Look...at that. It's 2:23.

Golden Joe:
2:20-what? Well, beat my meat to the song street! I gots to get my ass out of here before I get snowed in.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Peanut Cop and Golden Joe sees Fitz laying down on the ground at diner]

Peanut Cop:
Dude.

Golden Joe:
Shamungis brohow?

Peanut Cop:
What's going on? You, uh, order a sandwich or something?

Golden Joe:
Yeah, ma , I want a sammich. Bologna, ham, pastrami. Salami.

Peanut Cop:
Oh, 'cause I am starving.

Golden Joe:
Get it on here, man.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Green Sweatered Woman (human form):
Is he still alive?

Peanut Cop (human form):
I'm not a doctor. [chuckles]

Green Sweatered Woman (human form):
Is he still alive?

Peanut Cop (human form):
Ohh. I can't tell. [chuckles] All this beeping and blipping.

Green Sweatered Woman (human form):
Let's hope he is. Contact the new angel. Tell her to come for us.

Peanut Cop (human form):
Ah, this beeping and blipping is going to be...ohh. Nuts. [chuckles]

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
The power of Archeus is drawing him out.

Shark (human form):
Mmm. Where...where's your dead nurse? What happened to her?

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
Nurse?

[Peanut Cop and Green Sweatered Woman come in]

Shark (human form):
Great. We were just talking about you.

Green Sweatered Woman (human form):
[points the gun at them] Here's your 1,200 CCs.

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
I sure hope those are sterile.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Green Sweatered Woman pulls out a gun in one of the drawers]

Peanut Cop (human form):
Whoa. Stop. [chuckles] Is -- Is that a surgical thing going? On? [chuckles]

Green Sweatered Woman (human form):
Archeus lives in the stream.

Peanut Cop (human form):
Uhh. Hold on. Let me wrap my head around this. [smokes cigar then coughs] Let's do it to it.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
My God is my money.

Shark (human form):
Well then, tell your money to fix this. It's becoming extremely unstable.

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
What could you probably have to lose?

Shark (human form):
I will not be responsible for an entire nation. I can't...legally.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
She's there.

Shark (human form):
Archeus. No, it's impossible. We blew up the whole ship with my cool bombs. Remember?

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
You can destroy the flesh but you cannot destroy the faith.

Shark (human form):
[pauses] Yeah, fothermuckin' religion isn't gonna take me down.

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
What do you have to turn to?

Shark (human form):
Don't...ask me that, ever.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
Nurse, give the Mouse 1,200 CCs of Steribolium.

Green Sweatered Woman (human form):
Sir, that will kill him.

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
If I wanted your opinion, I'd ask your boss.

Green Sweatered Woman (human form):
Sir?

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
And that's me.

Green Sweatered Woman (human form):
Sir, that will kill him.

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
So, bust a move, Nurse...today.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Fitz wakes up in a sleeping chamber seeing his two arch-nemesis in human forms]

Shark (human form):
He's coming to. So, maybe we could address that.

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
Uhh. This isn't happening.

Shark (human form):
But if it does happen, what'll happen? You have a plan for that?

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
No, he already shot your head off. What do you care?

Shark (human form):
But he blew you up in your ship. So, what do you care I care?

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
I can fix all of this, since it didn't really happen.

Shark (human form):
Let's...hope we don't have to.

Rectangular Businessman (human form):
You know, money takes care of everything. It's taken care of me for quite a while.

Shark (human form):
Um, that's great. But the rodent is still alive.

Eye (human form):
[while in the sleep chamber] I'm tired of this. Can I leave now?

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
You ever seen this machine?

Archeus:
Yes.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Well, I haven't. I can't read anything written on it. It's like it's not even words. It's like it's unwords.

Archeus:
If you give up...you will be able to read it.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Give what up?

Archeus:
The fight.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
The fight for, uh, for what?

Archeus:
Everything.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Which one of everything?

Archeus:
Most of it.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[serious] Alright, look here, lady. I'm really into this game a lot and I don't need you flapping off saying things I don't comprende.

Archeus:
No one understands this. No one cares. It isn't funny, except to you. maybe.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[serious] You think losing my life and my family is funny?

Archeus:
Your wife and child are alive, but they need your help.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I don't believe you.

Archeus:
Don't believe what you haven't been shown. The square guy can afford technology to away the mind.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What do you mean? What square guy?

Archeus:
He's doing it even now...

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I'm about to win a free ball.

Archeus:
Look to me.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Come on, Jack.

Archeus:
I have only a little time only----

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Scram, broad.

Archeus:
Skillet needs you---

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Archeus:
What are you ding, Fitz?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Playin' pinball. What's it look like? How did you know my name?

Archeus:
We all know your name.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Then who are you?

Archeus:
I am Archeus.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Well, Archayus.

Archeus:
Archeus.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Arkayus.

Archeus:
Archeus.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Archeeus.

Archeus:
ARCHEUS!!!

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Whatever.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

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