Timothyj.29104's Quotes Page #153

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Assy McGee:
Hey, y'all, I'm Assy McGee. Roll yourself down to Assy McGee's cars, hot tubs, and driveway repair, where we've got all the new SCION XB'S IN STOCK! My no [farts] pure price purchase program means no haggle, no hassle, no bull [farts]!

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Sanchez:
Assy, somebody's poisoning these boxers, and there's a big title fight tonight. We got to get over to the gym right now, before anymore boxers die. We got to move!

Assy McGee:
Strap 'em on, Sanchez. The fight's going 12.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Assy, Sanchez, and Doctor checks the morgue]

Sanchez:
Well, where's the guy?

Doctor:
Damn it! They got another one.

Assy McGee:
[farts]

Doctor:
Somebody's ganking my stiffs.

Assy McGee:
[farts]

Sanchez:
Wait. Are you trying to tell me that there's a radioactive corpse loose in the streets of Exeter?

Doctor:
I done been ganked.

Assy McGee:
[farts]

Doctor:
I done had been ganked. Motherf***er do you hear me? Some f***ing sucker done ganked my stiffs.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Doctor:
Stand by, as I've prepared an elaborate presentation.

[Doctor shows Assy and Sanchez an elaborate presentation about Polonium]

Doctor:
Polonium is a radioactive isotope that occurs naturally in Siberia, where they make vodka, which you drink to get the courage you need. Call your gangster friend who sells Polonium on the black market to terrorists, office clerks, and sandwich makers.

[the presentation ends]

Doctor:
Did I solve it? Did I solve it?

Sanchez:
Sandwich makers? What the hell are you talking about? What's that got to do with anything?

Doctor:
I totally solved it. Tell the Chief I hit a home run.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Sanchez:
So, listen, Doc, this is a strange case. All these boxers are getting killed. We don't know what the hell is going on. Anything you can tell us about the cause of death?

Doctor:
Wait a minute. It's over here somewhere. Let's see. "P"..."P"...oh, here it is. And it's a fun one! Polonium Poisoning. That's fun to say. Say it with me.

Sanchez and Doctor:
Polonium Poisioning.

Assy McGee:
[farts]

Sanchez:
That is.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Assy shoot the Doctor's boombox when the Doctor was dancing]

Doctor:
Holy crap! Detective McGee. And you must be his stereotypical sidekick. [to Sanchez] You know, you're gonna get shot two days from retirement.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Assy McGee:
Let's hit the fish--

[cuts to the next scene]

Assy McGee:
Let's hit the Fish Market, Sanchez.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Assy hit the ringing bell to get the people's attention]

Sanchez:
Assy, you're driving me crazy with that. Why you doing that?

Assy McGee:
Because it's interesting, Sanchez. And there's nothing interesting in the world anymore. [farts]

[Assy grabs a beer from the trash bin]

Assy McGee:
This is interesting.

Sanchez:
Assy, that's evidence.

Assy McGee:
SUBPOENA MY BLOODSTREAM!

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Sanchez:
Five boxers dead in a week. That last one hisself to death, same as the others.

Assy McGee:
It's a black eye for the sweet science, Sanchez.

Sanchez:
It's like someone put poison in their brains.

Assy McGee:
There's gonna be nobody left to win the belt this year.

Sanchez:
I don't get it. This one's over my head, I guess.

Assy McGee:
You talk more than you think, Sanchez.

Sanchez:
Alright, Detective Columbus. You think someone's killing off these boxers?

Assy McGee:
Did you just call me "Detective Columbus"?

Sanchez:
Yeah, like the t--

Assy McGee:
Did you mean "Columbo"?

Sanchez:
I just mean if you can figure the case out, then go ahead. Figure it out.

Assy McGee:
You wouldn't last three rounds with my brain, Sanchez. [farts]

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Assy McGee:
Let's go sniff some jocks.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
You're up for eating some of this?

Leigh:
I have a present for you.

[Leigh gives him a bag]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What's this supposed to be for?

Leigh:
It's for you. To give to me.

[Fitz gives her a silver bullet]

Leigh:
It's the only thing that will kill me. Now load it in your gun before I turn into the She-Wolf!

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
This is my lucky boomerang.

Leigh:
Boom, boom, boomerang baby!

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Got it from this Indian that we met. In the desert.

Leigh:
Hmm...you don't say.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I do say. I said it.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What's your name?

Leigh:
It's Leigh. I had heaven in front of it. So you know what that means when you put them together.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Leigh:
Howdy, partner. Is that gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
No, it's a gun.

Leigh:
Well...aren't we a wild and untamed thing.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What do you want with us?

Leigh:
I'm hot...tired...and my throat needs quenching.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Well...there's a lake about sixty miles back and uh...sure that ice cream will be flying fast and furious.

Leigh:
That town is so go gone honey. I mean, you wanna talk about light my fire for the queen sissy. I've never blown a job in my life.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I've seen plenty of people blow a job.

Leigh:
Cinnamon couldn't handle it. Square eyed had her all in a bind. But Brandy and Breezy and Butterfly...they got out. They found the new angel.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[while Fitz and Skillet are having a fight with some other person]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[narrating] Tell you right now what's cool and that's a gun that never runs out of ammo.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[narrating] Suddenly I remembered--

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Ooh, we have a forcefield.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What I strongly need is a car to drive. And a city to drive it in.

[as Fitz was about to shoot his bottle]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[narrating] And that's when she showed up..or it. Or whatever he was.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Seem like we walked for years right out of that city that was suddenly not on fire anymore from being on fire earlier. With flames.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Few hours in, Joe got taken by a bird. Claws digging into his giant green head. Screamed the whole way up until they both disappeared.

Golden Joe:
[distant] Hey put my ass down you damn feathered bastard--

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
It was nuts.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
That night when we were bedding down, there was a sudden flash of light.

[Peanut Cop vanishes out of existence]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Peanut was gone. Turned around and he was just gone. Not even a burn mark. This is new angel. The hell is new angel anyhow.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Skillet and I kept going. Maybe to get somewhere for some reason. My tongue was cotton, my teeth hadn't been anything but in my head the whole time.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Then there was this desert. We came upon and I looked at Skillet and said, "Here is this desert".

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
In the desert, things can be tricky. Especially this desert.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
The nights are randomly short here. Kinda messes up your sleeping. But not so much your drinking.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
They built this house with their own spit. Spit in the sand, day and night. Till they had enough mud to make a house. That looks like this. It ain't much on the outside. But it's even more on the inside.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
That's why I've been drinking this medicine. To get drunk and hopefully stay that way for as long as I can.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I'm into setting records. At least for now.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Military Man:
Out of the way! We're gonna blow it up!

[Military Man rocket launces the everlasting explosion]

Xavier:
You're just making it stronger.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Coiffio plays a song to the hot anime girls]

Coiffio:
Check 1, 3, 2, 1. Good evening out there. Silly people out there. Stop echoing the reverb.

Coiffio:
You in the corner, happy birthday! Happy birthday over there. Welcome to Pineapplebee's.

[Coffio stums an upbeat tune]

Coiffio:
Y'all don't be afraid to get up and dance. [singing] Show daddy your hungry and your lonely. Whoa, plastic girl and I've been in Pineapplebee's but I'm along way from home. With a side of danger and you get too tired, so good to me and danger, all the woman around monkey man celebrating your birthday in that monkey way, hey, hey, hey!

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Uncle Grandfather caught Brenda whispering into Gerald's ear]

Uncle Grandfather:
Brenda, what have you done? You have started the Cat-Bun Wars. Nooooooo!

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Gerald hear a distant voice from somewhere]

Gerald Bald Z:
Wait, everyone. Who's there?

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
ICE SCREAM SODA!

[distant voice]

Gerald Bald Z:
I hear a sudden voice in my former ear. Hello. Mom?

[the journey suddenly goes to black]

Gerald Bald Z:
Oh, man. All the lights went off.

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
ICE SCREAM SODA!

Gerald Bald Z:
What?

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
I SCREAM SO THE PEOPLE CAN HEAR ME! KNOCK, KNOCK! HA HA HA HA HA!

Gerald Bald Z:
Huh.

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
GET IT?

Gerald Bald Z:
No.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Young Man:
Scoot over, you smelly animals. And stop urinating on the seats!

Sherman the Giraffe:
That's not fair to us.

Young Man:
Ugh. You don't understand. That nephew on his journey must find the source of the follicle transmissions or the entire security of the grid will be compromised.

Monkey:
Turn.

Young Man:
If the feel angle is activated--

[Young Man's car starts to smoke]

Young Man:
Now what?! Goodness.

Monkey:
Hey, turn the heat on.

Young Man:
What?

Monkey:
We're overheating. It'll dissipate the heat from the engine. Come on, don't you know anything, jerk?!

Young Man:
You don't understand.

Deer:
Turn the heat on!

Young Man:
I'm the key!

Parrot:
Just turn the--

Sherman the Giraffe:
Come on, punk!

Parrot:
Do it!

Young Man:
Fine. Heat's on.

Young Man:
Stupid f***ing animals.

Monkey:
There's a big hole coming up.

[Young Man and his animals fells into a big hole]

Monkey:
Now what do we do, genius?

Young Man:
You don't understand! We're in a big hole!

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Coiffio heads to Cat Man's house]

Coiffio:
Cat Man! Cat Man!

Cat Man:
What?

[Cat Man goes in Cat Man's house while looking at Cat Man on his walkie-talkie, but Cat Man already here in house that he just didn't notice yet]

Coiffio:
Have you not heard? Gerard has joined up with Terry as well. Our danger is real!

Model Robot:
His name is Terry, baby.

Coiffio:
I KNOW THAT, MODEL ROBOT! Cat Man!

Cat Man:
Right here.

Model Robot:
Hey, what if, uh...

Coiffio:
Shut up, Model Douchebag. I cannot listen and talk at the same time. Oh, no! Cat Man, where are you? Over.

Model Robot:
What if we drop a, uh...

Coiffio:
Shut up, Model Douchebag.

Model Robot:
...a cat bomb on them.

Coiffio:
[pushes Model Robot out of the house] Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey! Ok, so, anyway...are you, uh, by any chance using the vats sums of money I gave you to administer death murder on Gerard's head yet? Over.

Cat Man:
Oh, definitely. I'm planning a full-scale assault.

Coiffio:
Oh, sweet. Terrific. When does that begin, though? Over?

[Cat Man licks himself]

Coiffio:
Over?

[Cat Man stops then licks himself again]

Coiffio:
Alright, look. I know nobody wants to do this. And uh -- Oh, what time is it? Oh, shoot. Damn it to hell. I got to escape. Just at least turn off the lights in the forest.

Cat Man:
Ok, bye.

[Coiffio clap his hands to disappears then appears after what he just did]

Coiffio:
Did you see that? That's new. CHECK IT!

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

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