Mayor:
Look out! You in charge? You in charge? [grabs Baby Cakes] Mayor wants to know who in charge around here! Amen!
Dean:
Get off of my monster!
Steve Smith:
We kicked your ass off campus before, and we'll do it again, jerk.
Mayor:
Oh, no! This time, Mayor has backing...from the Governor!
Dean:
Oh, god! The Gov! He's the strongest man in the state!
Mayor:
Yeah, he big! He, uh...bigger than both of us. We in business together.
Dean:
You lying piece of vomited sperm!
Mayor:
MAYOR VOMITS NO LIES! Gov says this faculty has until New Year's Eve to reteach the entire semester, or this campus get turned into an airport!
Frank Smith:
But that's just one week!
Mayor:
Well, that's just tough titty! Kids will retake the test. Kids pass, y'all keep y'all's jobs. Kids failed, school is closed! Students, you want this chance to fix your final grades?
Rioting Student #1:
Sounds good.
Rioting Student #2:
I like that.
Rioting Student #3:
That's fair.
Mayor:
Cool. Dean? Amen?
Dean:
[exhales sharply] Fine, but I'm f***ing your wife.
