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Nerdy Woman: He's a freak! Other Woman: He's a freak. Xavier: No, I'm your freak. I shall never again be untrue to myself again, as I've learned -- Nerdy Woman: Hey, they're linking the hot-dog chain to the moon! Xavier: Much like a chain of hot dogs links to the earth, I reconnect my vow to help all in need. Nerdy Woman: They linked it! It made the earth stop rotating around the sun! We can no longer rely on the sun's life-sustaining heat! Xavier: It may not be what you normals call "normal" or "cool"... Nerdy Woman: NOW ICE IS CREEPING DOWN THE HOT-DOG CHAIN! THE CRUEL TIDE OF FROST IS UPON US! – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[Xavier confesses his true identity] Xavier: People, I'm not really a freak! You see, I am... Nerdy Woman: He's a big hot white man! Xavier: No. Nerdy Woman: He's a fat black woman! Xavier: [black accent] No, honey child! Nerdy Woman: He's a woman pretending to be a man! Xavier: No. Nerdy Woman: He's a man pretending to be a woman! Xavier: [high pitched] No. Nerdy Woman: He's a man! He's a man! Xavier: No. Peterson: I'M A WOMAN! [dramatically takes off his fake hair] – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Announcer: Introducing the hottiest doggiest mascot of all time, Devil Dogmier! Xavier (as New Ryan): Kids, it's new new daddy, kids! Remember? Announcer: You know what to do with Devil Dogmier, kids. Punch and call him "freak"! Kids: [repeated] FREAK! Xavier (as New Ryan): Who is this shadowy figure shoving my old sad fate into my new face? [Xavier pulls the shadow cloth away to reveal the villain of Cold Citizen #4 getting revenge on Xavier] Cold Citizen #4: I told you I'd commit every atom to my vengeance. [dies by turning into ice cubes] Xavier: Peterson, you now longer wield power over me if I accept myself. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[Xavier (as Ryan) steps into office while still wearing an overweight black woman suit] Xavier (as New Ryan): Sorry I'm late, everybody. This black lady made me eat a bunch of cheese. Boss: New Ryan, get in my office to -- Hey, you looked ripped. Xavier (as New Ryan): No, I just lost 300 pounds. My virginity. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Xavier (as New Ryan): Say, sugar child, you look like y'all had a bad day. Peterson: [sad] I lost my job, and my wife is dead, and I just -- Xavier (as New Ryan): Honey, big jawanamamafire. She gonna make all okay. [licks Peterson's face] [Peterson and Xavier (as New Ryan and also a black woman) have sex with each other] Peterson: That was amazing. I think we actually made cheese. Xavier (as New Ryan): Well, guess what. [eats cheese] That wasn't cheese! You're gay now. You're totally NOT NORMAL. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Random Male: Say, bub, you looking for an apartment? Don't bother. It's a Women's Only building. [Random Citizen and Xavier (as Ryan) disguise themselves as women] Xavier (as New Ryan): [high pitched] Well, it's the only place available in the city, so we'll take it. Random Woman: Welcome! And tonight a bunch of us girls are getting together. Turns out the local Men's Only Club Club doesn't allow women, so we're all gonna infiltrate undercover -- See what they're hiding. [Random Woman, Random Male, and Xavier (as Ryan) disguise them selves as men] Gene: On behalf of the Men's Only Club Club, I'd like to welcome our new members. Tonight in our commitment to understand and honor all points of view, we're going to disguise ourselves like overweight black women to expand to expand our perspective and give dignity to all heritages. [cuts to the next scene where all the men and women are disguised as overweighted black woman in a nail salon] All: Give me some lemonade. Xavier (as Ryan): Get me some toe pie! Excuse me, girlfriends. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Old Ryan's Wife: I didn't know you had a thing for blondes. [shows pictures she found on her doorstep of Xavier eating Ching Chong Hot Dogs with the ladies] Xavier (as New Ryan): What? No! Peterson must be behind this. Those photos are doctored! Old Ryan's Wife: Doctored? What kind of medical procedure is this? Xavier (as New Ryan): Open-heart tea bag? Old Ryan's Wife: Well I regret opening my heart to your tea bag of lies. I WANT YOU OUT! Xavier (as New Ryan): Let me at least say goodbye to the kids. Old Ryan's Wife: You'll never talk to the kids again! Xavier (as New Ryan): You should know I faked all the impotence. I could've consummated the marriage, and I still intend to. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Peterson: I stayed up all night doing research. Every year, American eat enough hot dogs to go to the moon and back. And -- Xavier (as New Ryan): [scoffs] Prove it. Boss: Wait. Peterson, shut up! New Ryan, say that again. Xavier (as New Ryan): Peterson, shut up. Boss: It's brilliant! We'll prove it. We'll make a hot-dog chain to the moon. It'll be the greatest marketing stunt of all time. You did it again, New Ryan. Pack your bags, Peterson. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Boss: Okay, for some reason, we got a huge surplus of Cheap Ching Chong Hot Dogs. We'd make a killing if we could sell these Ching Dogs. Peterson: I know! Let's do something normal. Boss: Come on, Peterson. That's old paradigm. Peterson: It was New Ryan's idea. He said he had a solution that would blow you away. Boss: Oh, yeah? Come on, golden boy. What do you know about moving hot dogs? Xavier (as New Ryan): I know I was moving my hot dog in and out of Peterson's Wife's buns last night. Peterson: My wife is dead. Xavier (as New Ryan): I never said it was consensual. Don't worry. I used "condiments". She enjoyed it with "relish". Her mouth passed "mustard". I could hardly "ketchup" to her vagina! – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Xavier (as New Ryan): So, where should we go for vacation this year -- The regular thing or something more normal? Old Ryan's Wife: I don't know. This is all so sudden. I haven't even had time to grieve for Ryan. Xavier (as New Ryan): Don't worry. You can grieve tonight -- In bed. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Xavier (as New Ryan): Yep, had the old lady pretty wet last night. Up to her cankles in tears. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Old Ryan's Wife: This is all happening so fast and so inaccurately. Xavier (as New Ryan): I don't think it's too much to ask to have dinner ready for me when I get home from work. Old Ryan's Wife: But I thought we were going out. Well, I suppose I could make a pot roast. Xavier (as New Ryan): I think you'll find that Wednesday is Meatloaf Night. [points to the calendar that Meatloaf Night is Tuesday instead of Wednesday] – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Xavier (as New Ryan): Listen, before we go out to dinner, I think it's time little Tara and I had the talk. Her body is going through some confusing changes. Old Ryan's Wife: But her name is Cindy. I don't think tha-- Xavier (as New Ryan): Cindy looks up to me so much. [to Cindy] Sweetie, I know this is a scary time. Have you noticed blood in your panties? Cindy: [crying] Xavier (as New Ryan): Don't worry. Your panties will be bloody soon enough. Our little one's got the big d-jealousy. [after kicking his son] – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Gene: Thanks for turning this place around, New Ryan. Xavier (as New Ryan): You've thunked me! Gene: So, who you headed home to -- Wife, kids? Xavier (as New Ryan): A pepperbird came and took away all I care about. Gene: Single, huh? That's abnormal. Xavier (as New Ryan): Abnormal? NO! [takes cover onto a chair again] – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Boss: Our home-appliance division is on the verge of bankruptcy. Work your magic! What do you got? Xavier (as New Ryan): I keep trying to to tell you I'm just a normal. Quit singling me out like a freak. Boss: I think I get what he's saying. He means we just go to take wild leaps in interpreting his mundane statements, then come up with our own ideas. Like, um... Peterson: Putting pheromones on our appliances? Boss: Brilliant, New Ryan! Yes, if we extract the same glandular excretions that stimulate affection in our designer-fragrance division and apply it to our appliances, our products will be irresistible -- Smell-bliminal scent-vertising. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Boss: The theft of office supplies is making us hemorrhage money. We lost $3.8 million in stolen staplers this month alone! What do we do? Xavier (as New Ryan): I'm just a normal. No strange secrets hidden beneath my facade, okay? Boss: He's right. We need to see beneath. You're saying we should replace our florescent bulbs with x-ray bulbs, and we'll find the sticky-fingered culprits in a jim-jam-jif. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Boss: Our main factory is spewing illegal amounts of pollution. Should we pay to upgrade or move the plant overseas? New Ryan, you've been awfully quiet. Xavier (as New Ryan): Well, that's 'cause I'm so normal. Yeah, when I see freaks, I just want to shoot 'em and dump 'em in a filthy ditch. Boss: I like it. We just hook chutes up to our smokestacks and dump it off. Ditch our filth in China. Outsource our pollution, jobs stay here. I bet we can even charge the chings for the sludge. They'll make something out of it. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Boss: We're up poop creek in a turd canoe with a dookie paddle that's got feces smeared on the part where you put your hand. Employers: [laughter] Boss: Shut up! – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Gene: Meet the new Ryan. It's his first day. Peterson: Good to know you, new Ry. Me and the guys were just cracking wise about freaks. What's your opinion on the subject? Xavier (as New Ryan): Oh, I feel exactly how you feel about it. Co-Worker: Ooh, looks like someone's gunning for your job, Peterson. Co-Worker #2: A new big dick just swung into town. [while swallowing the banana in his mouth sexually] – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Xavier (as New Ryan): I'm ready. Interview away. Gene: Well, your resume is pretty persuasive. How do you feel about the corporate culture in general? Xavier (as New Ryan): Normal -- My feelings on that are just normal and typical, because I'm what you people call a normal. Gene: Huh, impressive. You got a fresh approach to be normal. You think outside the box. Xavier (as New Ryan): [dramatically takes cover on a chair] WHAT BOX?! Gene: Man of action. Let me guess. You were a linebacker in College like me. [on phone] I think we got our boy to replace... – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[Xavier uses one of the cold citizen's skin to become a normal person] Xavier: Okay, you look normal. Now just act normal. Clutch the dark purple hairs of the galloping orangutan of normalicy and RIDE, NGGA, RIDE! – Xavier: Renegade Angel* Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Xavier: That's it! I give up! I sacrificed everything, even your lives, for you people, and what do I get? I never wanted to be an outsider. [echoing] I'm going NORMAL! – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Chief Master Guru: Young one, if I told you it's time for you to follow your lifequest away from me forever, would you leave for good? Young Xavier: Of course! Chief Master Guru: Congratulations. This will help you wipe away all suffering. [gives him a raggedy cloth for his peneye] Young Xavier: I pledge to devote my every atom to serving ice-hot justice. [CMG on the far distance dancing when Young Xavier leaves] – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[Xavier saves the frozen people out of their tube chambers] Cold Citizen: What the hell are you doing? Xavier: I rescued you from icy demise! All your life are belong to me. Cold Citizen: We aren't supposed to be thawed till science can cure us. We all have terminal diseases. Xavier: Ew! If you can't stand the body heat, then stay out of the freezer of fate. Cold Citizen #2: You can't refreeze meat. We've only got hours to live. Xavier: Then I'll make ye live a thousand lifetimes in your final moments. [Cold Citizen #2 gets turn into ice cubes] Xavier: That's the spirit! Cold Citizen: YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING! [turns into a slimy puddle] Xavier: You jive turkeys wouldn't know gratitude if it broke into this room and caused your death. Not saying "Thank you" is "de-frosting"on "de-cake". Cold Citizen #3: Now, I'll never get to meet my great-great-granddaughter and fall in love, you SICKO! [gets turns into ice dust] Xavier: You know, it takes fewer muscles to say "Thank you" than it does to die. All: Freak! Freak! Freak! Cold Citizen #4: I pledge to devote my every atom to serving ice-cold vengeance. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 6 months ago

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