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Assy McGee:
I want to meet the cockpit.

Flight Attendant Woman:
You'd like to meet it?

Assy McGee:
Yeah.

Flight Attendant Woman:
You mean the pilot?

Assy McGee:
Huh?

Flight Attendant Woman:
We can't allow that, sir.

Assy McGee:
Why not?

Flight Attendant Woman:
Well, the pilot is flying the plane.

[Assy uses on of his foot to shut the flight attendant woman up]

Assy McGee:
Shh. You don't talk so much. Let's give the Cootes Du Rhoone a whirl.

[baby still crying in the distance]

Assy McGee:
SHUT THE [bleep] KID UP!

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Assy McGee:
Just keep your eyes peeled for terrorists.

Sanchez:
That's what I'm doing.

Assy McGee:
For instance, look at these guys. [sees random non-terrorist civilians]

Sanchez:
Oh, yeah, those guys look suspicious.

Assy McGee:
I got my eyes on you, potential terrorist mastermind.

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Assy McGee:
[drunk] You know, life is like seasons. You go 'round and 'round like a carousel -- On a horse and then a turtle. And the music is gorgeous.

Sanchez:
Yeah, we got 20 minutes here, Assy.

Assy McGee:
[drunk] And every time you see your Mom's face, there she is. You go 'round and 'round, but you're not dizzy. You're happy. You're happy. This is good, Sanchez.

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DiLorenzo:
Chief, just got this off the wire. There's a mule on McGee's plane, smuggling balloons.

Chief:
What? Smuggling balloons? The hell are you talking about?

DiLorenzo:
Evidently, an international drug mule is smuggling balloons inside balloons. Genius, really.

Chief:
Is Sanchez on that plane, too?

DiLorenzo:
Yeah he's with him.

Chief:
Where's Sanchez's wife?

DiLorenzo:
[concerned] Chief?

Chief:
Get Sanchez's wife on the phone and put her through to my private line.

DiLorenzo:
That it?

Chief:
Bring the car around for me.

Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Chief:
[on phone] Yeah, no. Hey, listen. I don't care how old she is. Back door opens up, you pop inside and take your shoes off.

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Sanchez:
Why do I have to go coach, Assy?

Assy McGee:
You're Mexican.

Sanchez:
I've never been on a plane before.

Assy McGee:
You're kidding! How do you travel?

Sanchez:
Bus.

Assy McGee:
How poor are you?

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added 6 months ago

Assy McGee:
Double shot of your worst piss, and a shirley temple for the Jew.

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Assy McGee:
Now let's hit the airport lounge.

Sanchez:
I'm not going to the airport lounge.

Assy McGee:
You are weak. That's why you're Mexican.

Sanchez:
Don't give me a hard time. I didn't want to do this in the first place.

Assy McGee:
Buy you a croissant.

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Chief:
Mayor's office got word from homeland security. They want more air marshal in the sky.

Assy McGee:
Me and Sachez.

Sanchez:
What? Assy, No.

Assy McGee:
We'll do it.

Chief:
Alright, McGee! Way to step up. Anyone else?

[the police officer have no response]

Chief:
Looks like detectives McGee and Sanchez are the only ones brave enough to admit they have nothing left to live for than to sacrifice themselves for the greatness that is this country's freedom.

Sanchez:
Nothing to live for? That may be true about Assy. I got -- I got a family!

Assy McGee:
I just got a kegerator.

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added 6 months ago

[Cat Man plays with a ball on string]

Cat Man:
That's it, bitch. I'll suck it. [tries to do a flying kick but fails miserably] Cat Man will [EFF] you up. I want to go pick up some cold ones and knock 'em back.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Secret Military Policeman #1:
The sex sure is good.

Secret Military Policeman #2:
Yes, it is.

Secret Military Policeman #3:
This is good.

Secret Military Policeman #1:
And I'm envisioning you thrusting all over me right now in extremely graphic way.

Secret Military Policeman #3:
Oh, man.

Secret Military Policeman #2:
Yeah. That's right. We can't thrust at each other because that's a standards problem.

Secret Military Policeman #1:
But I'm feeling you thrust all against me anyway with your hot dog.

Secret Military Policeman #3:
Love it when it touches my hot dog.

Secret Military Policeman #2:
Oh, thank you.

[Action Hot Dog shows up in the SMP's bed]

Action Hot Dog:
Do the la la la la la la la la.

Secret Military Policeman #2:
I like it, too.

Network Executive:
[shows up in the SMP's covers] Space Ghost.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

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Sherman the Giraffe:
I'm famished. How's about we go back to the bay area and get some crabs?

Young Man:
Let's see how the judges react? [looks at the viewers] Judges?

[Judges have no response]

Young Man:
Come on, judges, react!

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

[after Brenda's buttocks scene is over, the next scene shows the same journey that Gerald and his friends are going to]

Narrator:
It's Gerald.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Brenda and her amazing revolving buttocks.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
Computers.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

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[Native Americans go to an Indian shop]

Old Native American:
Whoa, ho. Look at those turquoise fish.

Native American:
[deep voice] Those are bracelets.

Old Native American:
I can't believe we paid $80 for this.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

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[Uncle Grandfather looks down at her panties again]

Uncle Grandfather:
Oh, yes. Let's play spin the bottle. Hot girl. Climb aboard me and start to be spinning...on my bottle. Heh heh.

[suddenly the papers start to farts from the teacher desk]

Uncle Grandfather Oy.

Network Executive:
Fund it.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
From Los Angeles, California [clears throat] Hello, boys. Have some coffee.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

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[Coiffio reads everyone's names before beginning school]

Coiffio:
Ok, Brenda.

[Brenda shows up in japan female student suit]

Network Executive:
[shows up from the door] Fund it.

Coiffio:
Present. Heh heh heh. Astronomic Cat.

[Astronomic Cat lift s up his desks]

Coiffio:
Ghost Bear.

Felix the Bear:
[growls]

Coiffio:
Ghost Bear?

Felix the Goat:
[growls]

Coiffio:
Uh-oh. Tardy again.

[Ghost Bear (Felix) brutally murders the whole classroom]

Coiffio:
Heh heh heh! Oh, Ghost Bear. I guess you're here after all. And...Taylor, I'm gonna mark you down as absent...forever.

[sees Taylor getting eating by Ghost Bear]

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Narrator:
From Los Angeles, California, it's Ghost Bear Junior High Attendance Party.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

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Space Ghost:
[drunk] Y'all -- Y'all have any work for me? Do'h. Oh...there ya go. [burps] Now, wait a minute. Y'all have any work for me?

Network and Television Executives:
[laughing]

[Space Ghost drunkly leaves]

Space Ghost:
[drunk] Well, let's call someone and tell 'em the bad news. Let's call-- Let's call...Mom. [dial tone]

Felix the Bear:
[roars]

Space Ghost:
[drunk] Hey, check it out, man, there's a bear coming. Hey, buddy--

[Felix shoots Space Ghost with a gun]

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

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Television Executive #2:
Let me ask you this-- Does anybody here know how the moon was formed?

Television Executive #3:
Congress.

Television Executive #2:
Yeah, that's -- That's -- That's -- Ding!

Television Executive #1:
Uh, ding!

Television Executive #2:
And, uh, what about the oceans?

Television Executive #3:
Congress.

Television Executive #1:
Ding! Ding! Diiinnnnng!

Television Executive #2:
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!

Television Executive #3:
Ding!

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

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Network Executive:
We just got the test results back from Japanese Bear Dad. It's a disaster. Bears are scary. No child wants to be raised by bears.

Television Executive #3:
And this bear doesn't do drugs, so there's no "B" story.

Network Executive:
Fund it.

Television Executive #3:
Hey, hey, hey, how about the hot dog?

[Action Hot Dog appears]

Action Hot Dog:
Do the la la la la la la la la--

[Action Hot Dog suddenly get smacked in front of the TV by Japanese Bear Dad]

Network Executive:
Fund it.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Gerald Bald Z:
Mom, where's my bike?

Gerald's Mom:
Oh -- Oh you know what? Japanese Bear Dad sold it to himself to use in his toyko circus act.

Gerald Bald Z:
Hey? Let's find that circus and buy back my bike.

Gerald's Mom:
Ugh, can we do it tomorrow.

Gerald Bald Z:
Tomorrow? Japan isn't open on Sundays.

Gerald's Mom:
Not your tomorrow, my tomorrow. My -- My tommorrow's Wednesday. [grunts indistinctly]

Gerald Bald Z:
What are all these [EFF]ing birds doing here?

Gerald's Mom:
I don't know.

Narrator:
From Los Angeles, California, geese.

Gerald's Mom:
And -- And I don't celebrate Wednesdays.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

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