Timothyj.29104's Quotes Page #152

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Clancy:
Behind this wall lies a mysterious chamber, the contents of which may shock you. But I ask that you hold your questions until after out impending bloody showdown with the Johnny Tambourine dolls.

[as Clancy was opening Thunder Hole]

Saul:
What the --

Clancy:
Uh-uh!

Saul:
Sorry.

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Fallopia:
Tell me again of this wondrous place...buffalo.

Saul:
Well, it's where they invented the hot wing. And it's the de facto capital of western New York.

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

STRATA Operator #1:
Hand me my flashlight.

[ironically Operator #1 already has a flashlight to its belt, but then ask Operator #2 to grab it for him and also turning it on]

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Hambrosia:
I'll make her as UGLY on the outside as she IS on the inside!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Human Citizen #1:
Hey, Buttermilk. Is this your new car? This looks like your new car.

Buttermilk:
Uh-oh.

[the human citizens get crashed and burned by Fitz's jet]

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Liquor:
Hi.

[Woman turns into Man]

Liquor:
And hi to you.

Man/Woman:
Leave us alone. We are reading.

Liquor:
All these books are the same. They're all titled "Rules".

Man/Woman:
So?

Liquor:
So I mean are you reading "Rules" or "Rules" and if you've read one don't you sort of already know what the other one is about?

Man/Woman:
Selur At Era Selur.

Liquor:
I'm sorry.

Man/Woman:
[points to the 2nd book] Selur At Era Selur.

Liquor:
Your mama, ok.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Man/Woman:
I have read all of these books, and they are good books. Out of all these books, I would say that they are all these my favorite.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Liquor:
Hey, so what do you all do?

[the human citizens has no response]

Liquor:
No kidding? In town or...

[the human citizens still have no response until they get sucked by a Hovervac]

Liquor:
That is a treat. Excuse me. I have enjoyed our chat.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

[Green Sweatered Woman tries to take someone's drink]

Green Sweatered Woman:
Can I have this? I want this thing here. Give it to me? Did you hear me? I need this for me?

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Rectangular Businessman:
Hell of a party, Shark.

Shark:
Shut up. How's Rhoda doing?

Rectangular Businessman:
She has a small head head injury but nothing too fixable.

Shark:
If you killed her I'll--

[Eye shows up]

Eye:
I'll?

Shark:
Yeah, you. Glad you came.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Green Sweatered Woman:
This party isn't that great. I have been to better parties that have been much greater. If you think I'm having fun at this party, I am not.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Green Sweatered Woman:
There are no bacon-wrapped goodies at this party. Bacon-wrapped goodies are my favorite. I need a bacon-wrapped goodie like you need plastic surgery.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Take the taxi and meet me in town in one hour.

Roostre:
What's an hour in this town.

Peanut Cop:
Oh, he's totally on target, man. What time?

Golden Joe:
Time, shine, hine, pine. Dojo gots to go. Like right no'.

Peanut Cop:
Dude, give me the keys. I think I should be driving. You?

Roostre:
No way, fuzz.

Peanut Cop:
But I insist. Ahh...gimme the keys.

Golden Joe:
Don't let him drive, Roost. You crazy, you straight up crazy to let him drive. I'll drive.

[Golden Joe disappears then reappears to swipe the keys, but then got backslapped from Roostre]

Golden Joe:
Step off, man, I'm a good driver. I will drive.

Roostre:
No, you ain't. No way you ain't.

Golden Joe:
Man, I'm a good driver. I drove my Mom crazy all last year. I'm a good driver.

Peanut Cop:
Yes, he is, he is, I know. [chuckles] Give him the keys. [tries to tackle Roostre but failed miserably]

Roostre:
I'm driving.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Give me that.

[Fitz takes back his jet skateboard that Roostre was standing on]

Roostre:
[shows manners to Fitz] Give me that, please.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Golden Joe:
We got to roll gizmites, out of here like last year. Dig this. This is what you were trying to lay down, right?

Peanut Cop:
[singing] Lay down. Ha Ha!

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Peanut Cop:
Dude, we need -- We need to totally, like. All we need to do is, well, [chuckles] I don't know, we're in trouble.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

[meanwhile back at Roostre's house where the Fitz's friends gets stuck from New Guy's dancing movements]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Go to do something. But I can't.

Roostre:
NOBODY LOOK AT HIM. GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THE SONG FINISHES!

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

[Rhoda encounters square guy in his bar]

Rhoda:
Hey, can I, uh, can I get you something? Uh, partner?

Rectangular Businessman:
I'm sorry. It sounded like you said "Partner".

Rhoda:
You know, buddy, guy, chum. Square.

Rectangular Businessman:
Let me see if I can get "you" something.

[Square guy uses his mind powers on Rhoda]

Rhoda:
Wh-what are you getting at?

[Rhoda psychically gets split in half]

Rectangular Businessman:
[to Shark on phone] Shark, I am running a tad late, but I am super excited to be attending your little soiree.

Shark:
Just get here, and, uh, don't hurt Rhoda.

Rectangular Businessman:
Well, I...promise I won't touch him.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Rhoda:
[trying to call Fitz on phone] Mouse, Mouse. He's here. Square business man is here. I called you like you asked, and don't say I didn't tell you so.

Shark:
[controlling Rhoda's phone] This is Rhoda, Isn't it? How you doing, Rhoda? Still, uh, alive, I hear. It's gonna go hard for you, Rhoda. You're not gonna like what comes next.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

[New Guy dances]

Roostre:
Good god, here we go.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Funny thing is I have these weird flashes like I've been somewhere before. Like I've been ripped from somewhere for reasons I don't understand. Does anyone else pick that up -- That understanding of...rippedness?

[Peanut smokes a cigar]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[to Peanut] I know you do. Does, uh...Birmingham mean anything to anyone? Does it? [to Roostre] How about you?

Roostre:
You know. I told you before. The night we got drunk. About Muff.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
So what?

Roostre:
Well, so what is, his real name is Birmingham. That's so what.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I think, uh, I've got a lot on my mind, gentlemen. I've got a lot on my mind and a load up gun in my hands, so don't "F" this up. And I'm not sure when it's gonna go off.

[New Guy appears out of thin air before Fitz's gun shoots out of his hands]

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
This is all, like, some sort of puke dream that I can't seem to shake the sweats from. And every time I turn around, there's a shark and a clock and some sort of eyeball thing.

Peanut Cop:
Oh, I completely understand, dude. I mean, I'm totally blown away by the eyeball man. I mean, if I see him...

Roostre:
Look, eyeball, schmeyeball.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

[Skillet comes out of the bag]

Roostre:
Is that thing like a rabbit or...

Peanut Cop:
Dude....that is totally an animal.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Ok, here's the deal, fellas. One of you, all of you, none of you maybe know exactly what is going on here.

Roostre:
Now, Mouse, you don't know what you're talking about.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Shut up. Nobody talks. Nobody talks until I... [looks at his weirdly shaped gun] figure out what I'm doing with this thing.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

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