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[the scene shows Gerald's house while the fancy music plays]

Coiffio:
I will live on this fanc--

[the music ends when the scene pans to Coiffio's spaceship]

Coiffio:
I will live on this fanciful ship until my house is sold. Brother Robot, have you found me a buyer?

Model Robot:
Why don't you lease it to earn extra income, baby?

Coiffio:
What? Why don't you transform into an a-bomb, blow yourself up?

Model Robot:
Ok, but...but why, baby? Why?

Coiffio:
TURN INTO AN A-BOMB, I SAY!

Model Robot:
Oh, alright.

[Model Robot turns into an a-bomb destroying Coiffio's spaceship]

Coiffio:
[stranded in space] Oh, now I miss him.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Uncle Grandfather tries to put an end to the Cat Bun Wars by one of the generals signing a peace treaty]

Uncle Grandfather:
General Meow.

General Meow:
[meow]

Uncle Grandfather:
Commander Bun.

Uncle Grandfather:
Ok, I got somewhere I got to be, so...come on, sign it. Come on. Sign it. Sign it. Sign it. Come on. Seriously. Sign it. Sign it. Sign it.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Uncle Grandfather:
Brenda, I can't believe you started the Cat Bun Wars. Well, I guess now I got to go and negotiate the cease fire. That is so uncool. I guess you'll just have to... [runs towards Brenda looking down at her panties] Make it up to me somehow. Heh heh heh! I wonder how.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Sherman the Giraffe:
You might want to use the Hamburger Necklace thing now, son.

Young Man:
I suppose its magical properties could prevail over the evil force that surround us.

Sherman the Giraffe:
It might even could distract the buns and the cats, then we could go out and be out and go do what we's supposed to be doing.

[Young Man holds up his hamburger necklace in the air]

Young Man:
I'm not so sure this Hamburger Necklace is magical at all.

Sherman the Giraffe:
Wave it around out there.

Young Man:
Look, animals--

Other Animal:
Give it a little jiggle.

Sherman the Giraffe:
You're doing it wrong.

Young Man:
Fine. [waves the hamburger necklace] You happy?

Sherman the Giraffe:
Keep your finger on it.

[Astronomic Cat suddenly takes Young Man's hand with the hamburger necklace]

Young Man:
Hey, that cat took my hand.

Sherman the Giraffe:
Swordfish is good.

Monkey:
Yeah.

Sherman the Giraffe:
Lightly seasoned swordfish.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Young Man:
Ok, animals, assume battle positions. Ten hut.

[awkward silence]

Sherman the Giraffe:
How's about some fish, then?

Young Man:
Come on, everybody, ten hut.

Sherman the Giraffe:
Felix, how's about you slides down to Apalachicola and pick us up a cooler of fresh fish? Some scrod. No tartar.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Young Man:
Golly, it looks like we're in the middle of war between hot dog buns and cats. And I'm certain this war is because someone is mad at the other.

Felix the Bear:
Just get us out of here, you dumb son of a bitch.

Young Man:
You don't understand.

Monkey:
And if you hadn't driven us into this hole, maybe we'd be eating ribs by now.

Sherman the Giraffe:
Yeah, or some tacos.

Little Parrot:
Mac and cheese.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Sheriff:
I-I'm sure Hursh'll be sensitive to my rectal dysfunction.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[after the officers pull the switch, the Ever-Child turned into a egg that rebirth a new Xavier who is originally the same]

Xavier:
Thank fate that big glowing galoot won't be bothering us no more. I think we all now realize that our society needs to stop its selfish search for missing children and start searching for the child within -- The only child that matters.

Xavier:
I guess I'll be moseying on. [to Mom] Sorry, babe. I'm a rambler. I'll put some babies in your butt someday.

Xavier:
Close your mouth, dear. You catch more flies with honey than with bad breath.

[Xavier smooches Mom]

Xavier:
And then I was gone.

[Xavier wrote the same scene in his notebook what he actually did for the last]

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Ever-Child:
You can put me to death, but you can't put me to life, for we are all... [rapping] Brothers, brothers, brothers, brothers, brothers, brothers -- What?

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Mom and the cop sees Xavier eating all of Mom's babies]

Mom:
NOOOOOOOO! MY BABIIIIIIIEEES!

Police Officer:
You weirdo. We don't cotton to that behavior around these parts.

[there goes that snake again]

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Xavier:
Ooh, frittata. The cops are gonna think that these are the missing babies -- That I'm a kidnapper. It's the perfect frame-up -- The perfect crime.

[the snake offers to get rid of the evidence]

Xavier:
Damn it. You're right. I can't send an innocent man to jail, even if it is me.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Xavier:
I got you now.

Xavier's Echo:
Got you now.

Xavier:
He doesn't have me. I got him trapped. Listen. You're trapped.

Xavier's Echo:
You're trapped.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Xavier:
My god. The dogs are going right into my hidden lair. That means the baby-napper must be in there now. I've got him cornered. And it looks like this time, the coroner has become the cornholer.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Police Officer:
Hey, Sarge, we got the scent. The backup bloodhounds have found the trail of the original first-tier bloodhounds.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Sarge:
Ma'am, someone stole our bloodhounds, but we got the backup bloodhounds to chase the first-string bloodhounds. Their scent took us here.

Mom:
They were just here. THEY ATE MY BABY!

Sarge:
I knew we shouldn't have left you alone. You're twisted, and you have the gall to blame it on police dogs? [in tears] Those dogs were decorated.

Sarge:
[sees Mom's house as a mess] Look at this place. What have you ever decorated?

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Xavier:
I brought bloodhounds. We're gonna track down the 'napper. We just got to let them get the scent of your remaining baby. [to the bloodhounds] Get the scent, boys. This is what you're going for. Got the scent?

[the bloodhounds eats one of Mom's babies]

Xavier:
Now go get'em boys.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Xavier:
Yoo-hoo! Daddy's home. Who's hungry?

Snake Hand:
I never thought you'd ask.

[Snake Hand says, wolfing down a baby]

Xavier:
Snake Hand, you promised!

Snake Hand:
Look, someone left you a world's greatest dad trophy.

[snake tricks]

Xavier:
Wow. Really?

[Snake Hand wolfs down another baby again]

Xavier:
Snake Hand, get those babies out right now! Give me back my sons! Aha! Got it. [sees the skeleton of the baby] Ew!

Snake Hand:
Goes down easier boneless.

[thinks the snake]

Xavier:
Oh! My son. And my other son! I'm over it. I feel like a million love units. WHOO! What do they put in those things? I'm filled with a youthful spunk. Gallons of it.

[snake says]

Snake Hand:
I just wanted to give you energy to help sniff out those poor missing babies.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Xavier:
Become the kidnapper. Be the criminal. [sees a notebook] Bingo. The mind-scrawl of a madman.

[Xavier sees the drawings of Xavier]

Xavier:
My god. He knows who I am. He knows my every fantasy. But I am hot on your trail, sicko. You can feel my hot breath on your neck.

[Xavier literally feels someone breathing hot breath on his neck]

Xavier:
This is no longer a clue. It's a game!

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Xavier smells a piece of his hair that he didn't recognize]

Xavier:
The sick bastard smells like my ass. [sniffs] Ugh. Smells *exactly* like my ass.

Xavier:
Luckily, my Lakota Yogi taught me the proud ways of the Injun Tracker.

[Xavier's flashback intensifies]

Chief Master Guru:
When you are tracking mighty buffalo, you must become buffalo. [CMG turns into a buffalo]

[Xavier turns into a buffalo, but then gets humped by CMG for a fun way]

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Xavier:
Those sickos who stole your baby left a ransom note but your friendly neighborhood wandering spirit master is on the case.

[literally breaking every environment around the room]

Mom:
They said you were a nightmare.

Xavier:
Not real, huh? Is this a nightmare?

[Xavier smothers Mom]

Xavier:
Where's your husband -- The so-called "Father"?

Mom:
He died during childbirth.

Xavier:
He would have wanted you to move on. He craved your movement. Now try to remember where you were when you first decided to be a terrible parent and let your poor babies out of your sight.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Xavier:
I'll get you to puke. Okay. Okay. One time, there was this really wrinkly old lady, and -- And she was really weird.

[snake says]

Snake Hand:
You're just making me horny.

Audience:
[laughter]

Xavier:
And -- And she pulled a big scab from her face, and she...she...she ate it. Whoa. Sick.

[Xavier throws up]

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Xavier:
Oh, the wails of a victim -- Almost as heartbreaking as the victim of a whale.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Xavier:
Sometimes I think you kids are the only thing keeping me sane. Now, who wants lunch? Go on, young'uns. Suckle at the teat of my good intentions.

Xavier:
Demang! I'm one nip short.

Snake Hand:
I'll take care of that. [Snake Hand eats a baby]

[Snake Hand quipped]

Xavier:
Snake Hand! What are you doing?

Snake Hand:
You're right. It could have used some honey mustard.

[snake counters]

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Mom:
Where are my babies? Where are my babies?

Xavier:
Keep it down, lady. We got families around here.

Mom:
Aah. Have you seen my babies?

Xavier:
I'm popping a peek at a smokin' babe right now.

Mom:
I lost seven of my babies.

Xavier:
Tragic. I've got septuplets myself. I don't know what I'd do if I lost them. Good thing I'm a responsible parent. [smack the mommy] You should try it sometime.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

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