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Rachel: [slurred] Oi, Sarah. I've had about seven tequila milk slammers, and I'm hungry for a chicken parm. Let's go get one. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
[when Chimothee Talamet and Sarah meet each other] Chimothee Talamet: Hey, this gonna sound crazy. I want to take you on and adventure, but I'm too afraid to ask. Oh, wait. I suppose I just did. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
[when Sarah sleeps while watching the movie, she suddenly became stuck in a glass rectangular cube in the museum inside the movie] Fancy Man #1: Wow. What an evocative piece of art. It has -- So many -- Layers -- To it. Fancy Man #2: I know exactly what you mean. As a New York American citizen, I consider this art f-f-f-f-f-friggin' awesome sauce. Sarah Doyle: What the hell? Where am I? Fancy Man #1: Oh, it speaks as well. Amazing. Fancy Man #2: Ah, I'm so jealous I didn't think of this first. It's so evocative and -- OH F*! GODDAMN IT! AHHHH! [leaves] Fancy Man #1: Hey, come on. Just relax! Just relax. Fancy Man #2: [intense screaming] – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Chimothee Talamet: New York, New York. It's a hell... [sigh] of a town. [sees a shooting star] Chimothee Talamet: Huh. A shooting star. I wish I had someone to share that moment with. [spits] – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
[meanwhile] Lucas: Ah, you fool, Lucas. You never should have attended that party. Oh, it was so HUMILIATING! And all I got was this STUPID WING OF BAT! [as Lucas thrashes his stuff, he sees the note of love potion ingredients that said "Wing of Bat"] Lucas: "Wing of bat"? The first ingredient of the love potion is exactly what I have procured tonight? The chances of that are... Lucas' Computer: One in 7.2 trillion. Lucas: SILENCE, COMPUTER! Lucas: This cannot be more than a mere coincidence, unless -- [gasps] This is my true journey -- To create a love potion to MAKE Sarah love me. Lucas: Yes, it all makes sense now. Sarah has a garden. Rachel wants to be an empress. And I, Lucas, will be an ALCHEMIST! [laughs evilly] This is my destiny! – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Rachel: The f* was that? Are you crying? Sarah Doyle: Of course I'm crying. I have no career, no children. My boyfriend dumped me. And Stacie is a neurosurgeon. Rachel: So? Who cares? You got your garden, don't ya? Sarah Doyle: Yeah, I guess you're right. Rachel: Come on, let's go back to the fing party. – YOLO* Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
[while Sarah got rejected and cries away after realizing that Winged Bat Guy did all of this just get revenge on Lucas, she met Jayden again] Sarah Doyle: Oh. Hey. You okay? Jayden: [after crying] No. I've never experienced a person that mean before. Sarah Doyle: You mean Rachel? Jayden: Yeah, she smashed my controller and kept showing me scary death videos on the internet. Sarah Doyle: Yeah, Rachel's been doing that to me for 10 years. Jayden: 10 years? Why would you be friends with the shttiest person in the world for longer than seconds? Sarah Doyle:* Uh, well... Jayden: Wait. Is that how I make other people feel? That's it! I must mature...as a person! OHHH! [then Jayden suddenly turns into a healthy, well-mannered business man] New Jayden: Wow. I'm grateful I went through the awful experience of meeting Rachel because it helped me grow up. Well, you have a safe night, Sarah. Goodbye. [leaves] Sarah Doyle: Wait! Tell me how you did that! – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Lucas: Step away from her this instant! I'm the one that deserves Sarah! I've been wooing her for ages! Winged Bat Guy: Oh, I know. I did it to hurt you like you once hurt me. As soon as I saw you were attending this event, I know it was my time to strike. Lucas: Huh? What do you mean? I've never met you. Winged Bat Guy: Don't you remember me from high school, Lucas? Don't you remember our...little games? [flashback intensifies where Teen Lucas and Winged Bat Guy plays a Dungeons and Dragons like game] Teen Winged Bat Guy: Lucas, you're drowning. What do you want to do? Teen Lucas: Hmm. Is there any driftwood? Teen Winged Bat Guy: You see a door floating nearby. Teen Lucas: I reach out for it. Teen Winged Bat Guy: I allow you a strength check to see if you pull yourself up. Teen Lucas: [rolls the dice] Success. Teen Winged Bat Guy: You've done it. You seize the door, you clamber on, and it's keeping you afloat. Now you notice that Fiona, my lady love, is within arm's reach. She's drowning too. What do you do? Teen Lucas: Hmm. Is there room on the door for two people? Teen Winged Bat Guy: Yes. Yes, there is. Teen Lucas: Hmm. How much does Fiona weigh? Teen Winged Bat Guy: What? S-She is of average weight. Average weight for a girl. Teen Lucas: Hmm. What is she wearing? Teen Winged Bat Guy: [irritated] A dress, man. She's a woman. Teen Lucas: You said she was a girl. A woman is heavier than a girl. And dresses get rather weighty when wet. Teen Winged Bat Guy: Uh, Fiona is only three feet away, Lucas. She splutters and coughs and reaches for you. You can save her! Teen Lucas: Hmm. Sorry. It's too risky. I watch Fiona slip beneath the waves. [thunder crack intensifies] [flashback ends] Winged Bat Guy: Everyone knows it's always story over rules. Just like you didn't care about Fiona, I don't care about Sarah. I care about... [close up serious face] revenge. Sarah Doyle: What? Lucas: Touche, old friend. But what you didn't anticipate is that I've learned some judo tricks on YouTube over the years! [Lucas and Winged Bat Guy get into a fight while being rotoscoped] – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
[Stacie plays her flute] Sarah Doyle: [to her friends] Have you guys met my boyfriend? Winged Bat Guy: Sarah, can you be quiet for a sec? I'm trying to listen to the music. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
[meanwhile where Rachel and Jayden play Ogre Kart 64] Jayden: My f**ing ogre is lapping your sht ogre. I'm about to be the king of Ogre Kart 64! [Rachel grabs Jayden's controller and smashes it] Rachel: I win. Jayden: What?! No, I won fair and square! [sobs and crawls away like a child] You're mean! Big meanie! – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Rachel: Oi. You want to come to my house and play Ogre Kart 64? Jayden: You're lying. Ogre Kart's not even out yet. Rachel: Got a burnt copy from Planet Bali. Jayden: You f*ing legend. – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
[after Rachel invited a bunch of random party people in Sarah's house] Sarah's Dad: WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE, SARAH? Sarah Doyle: Sorry. I'm trying to get rid of them. Sarah's Dad: No, I'm just surprised. I didn't realize you had that many friends. Let's get this party started! [rips his shirt] Sarah's Dad: [groans] Jesus. I stood up too fast. Alright. I'll get the fire pit goin'. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Jayden: You ladies, watch this. [punches his face] Impressed? Rachel: That's nothing. Check this out. [punches her face brutally] Jayden: You punch yourself in the head, too? Rachel: Yep. Been doing it since I was a kid. Jayden: Well, this is gonna sound weird, but do you want to be friends with me? Rachel: Yeah, I guess so. You can be the first member of my army. I'm gonna be an empress. Jayden: Yeah, whatever. Sarah Doyle: [to Jayden] I don't know who you are, but you're gonna have to leave. Rachel: Nah, he's cool! He's with me! You can stay, Jayden. Jayden: [mutters while giving the middle fingers] – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
[doorbell rings] Sarah Doyle: That must be my boyfriend. [bunch of random party people showed up in Sarah's house] Rachel: Oh, yeah. I forgot to tell ya. I invited a bunch of random dickheads. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Stacie: Oh, hi, Rachel. Rachel: [straining] Oh, hi, Stacie. How are you? Are you still working as a checkout chick? Stacie: [chuckles] No. I'm a neurosurgeon now. Sarah Doyle: What? Stacie: Yeah, it's long hours, but I'm lucky that Dave stays home with the kids. And honestly, it's not even about the six-figure salary. It's about the connection I make with my patients. Sarah Doyle: [jealous] Cool. I have a garden. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Rachel: [on phone] Yeah, and I just rolled up to that sht party. Yeah, alright. Later. [hangs up] Sarah Doyle:* Who was that? Rachel: Dunno. Just dialed some random number. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Rat Man: So, Sarah, what have you been up to? Sarah Doyle: Well, while you're all getting married and having kids, I've been giving birth to this garden. And I've actually got a boyfriend, too, who's coming soon. He's a musician. Eye-Bagged Girl & Tiny Angel: [in unison] That's cool. Do you and Rachel still hang out? No offense, but she was kind of scary. Ponytail Green Shirt Girl: Yeah, f* her, man! I hated her! Sarah Doyle: Really? I thought everyone liked her. Rat Man: Nah. We actually all distanced ourselves from ya since ya hang around her so much. Rat Man: Cool party though, Sarah. – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Sarah Doyle: I'm having a small gathering tonight. Do you maybe wanna come? Winged Bat Guy: Sure. As long as your party can handle a handsome "wingman" like me. [does a rock hand sign while making a weird face with his tongue] Sarah Doyle: Um, I don't...I don't get it. Winged Bat Guy: 'Cause, like, I've got wings, you know, or, or... Sarah Doyle: Oh, no, totally. Oh, my god. That's so funny. You're so funny. [nervous laugh] Winged Bat Guy: Wait. Wait. Wait. Shut the f* up for a second. Wait. Hold on. [presses record on his phone] Winged Bat Guy: [scatting & singing] Tomato, garden, brown-haired girl. Winged Bat Guy: Sorry. When my musical inspiration hits me, I have to get it down on voice memo. Sarah Doyle: Oh, wow. You're a musician, too? Winged Bat Guy: Yeah, kind of a protocol. No big deal. Anyway, yeah, I'll see you tonight. Bye-bye -- Or even, "Bat-bye". [close up face] See ya. [Winged Bat Guy poorly flies away with his tiny wings] – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Lucas' Computer: Social media notification. You have just been invited to Wollongong High School reunion by Sarah. Lucas: Sarah invited me? This is it! This could be the night I finally get my kissies! – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Sarah Doyle: These tomatoes are going really well. Surprisingly I haven't even mulched them. Rachel: [looking at her phone] Uh-huh. Sarah Doyle: And I actually grew this basil from a cutting. Do you want to try some? Rachel: Uh, about 6:00. Sarah Doyle: Look, if you're so bored by my garden, maybe some of my other friends might actually support me. Rachel: You don't have any other friends. Sarah Doyle: Stacie's my friend. Rachel: Remember when I dug up a dead dog and put it in her car on muck-up day? That was sick. Sarah Doyle: Yeah, actually that was really mean. Rachel: Oh, come on! Everyone loved it. And it was 12 years ago. She would have gotten over it by now. Sarah Doyle: Wow. Has it really been 12 years since high school? Rachel: Yeah. And look how far we've come. [poorly spits] Sarah Doyle: You know what? That what we should do to tonight. Let's have a little impromptu reunion. [texts on her phone] "Heyyy guys! Long time no see haha. Small gathering tonight @ mine. Would luv 2 catch up! Love heart". This will be so much fun. I can't wait to show off my new garden. Rachel: Shut the f* up, Sarah. – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Mermaid: Did you win your maiden? Lucas: No, it's hopeless. Even after saving her, she still doesn't care for me. Mermaid: You know, I pity you, Lucas, and it's kind of funny watching you try to win over this plain woman. So I suppose I can give you the recipe to the ancestors' ancient love potion. But I warn you -- Nobody has ever successfully gathered the ingredients. I don't even know how powerful it is. Lucas: Hmm. Alchemy. I don't think so. Mermaid: Well, hold onto them just in case. Lucas: ...Okay. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
[while Rachel is on the floor on her own vomit] Rachel: [groans] That was so beautiful. F*! I'm so horny now. [retches] – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Peleeken Mischief Maker: Sharon, I'm sorry I kicked you, but you we're becoming a scary bride. But...you're still my wife and I love you. [as Peleeken kiss Sharon, Sharon activate her good side] Sharon Doyle: [normal voice] P-Peleeken? Peleeken Mischief Maker: SHARON! YOU'RE ALIVE! Sharon Doyle: I don't know what came over me. The wedding, the bridesmaids. I guess it all sent me a bit crazy. Peleeken Mischief Maker: That's okay, darling. I understand. You were just stressed. OH! I've got an idea. Let's go on an Airbnb honeymoon and cheese and crackers and binge epic TV shows. YAAAY! Bridesmaid #3: Yeah, this was the most cringest wedding ever. Bridesmaid #1: Yeah, I know, and the food was sht, too. – YOLO* Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Peleeken Mischief Maker: Please, let my friends go. Oh, this is just awful. Sharon Doyle: [deep voice] Quiet, puny husband Now that I have my photo with all the guests inside, the whole world will love me as -- As the coolest birde ever. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago

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