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Special Father #2:
You know, I would split nachos.

Special Father #1:
I am not supposed to eat cheese.

Special Father #2:
You're supposed to eat cheese?

Special Father #1:
No, it'd like an irritable bowel --

Special Sister:
FATHERS!

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[while The Special Sister is still waiting to capture Lucy by using the Glass Eye of St. Augustine]

Special Sister:
We wait until she comes close.

[the Special Fathers checks the menus of this restaurant]

Special Father #2:
Do you want to split this?

Special Father #1:
What is that?

Special Father #2:
It's a sandwich, a pulled-pork sandwich.

Special Father #1:
Oh, pulled-pork. What is this? I thought it was mexican. Why is it all of a sudden a barbecue restaurant?

Special Father #2:
I don't know.

Special Father #1:
This menu is all over the place.

Special Sister:
WE. ARE. ON. A. MISSION!

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Judas:
DJ Jesus has been bound by six pairs of regulation handcuffs supplied by the San Francisco Police Department and 4 different galvanized-steel chains.

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[The Special Fathers and Sister head to Satan's Bar-And-Grill Restaurant]

Special Father #1:
Smells good in here.

Special Father #2:
I am hungry. I-I'm really starving.

Special Sister:
You guys, duh, focus.

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Animatronic Talking Burrito:
Holy chimichanga! I'm going out of my manga!

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[after Satan sees Judas is doing Escapeoke for karaoke night]

Satan:
[to Lucy] This is your friend who does karaoke?

Lucy:
Yeah.

Satan:
You know I don't like you hanging around this guy. You know that. I told you that.

Becky:
I thought -- You told me he was dead.

Satan:
He is. He's dead right now. Come on, interns. Lucy, go get us some one of those atacolypses. [to Intern #1] Di-arita?

Intern #1:
Yeah.

Satan:
[to Intern #2] Di-arita?

Intern #2:
Yeah.

Satan:
Three di-aritas.

Lucy:
No, no, no, no, no. You can't kill him. He's the only one who knows how to run the karaoke machine.

Satan:
Right, he runs the karaoke.

Lucy:
Great.

Satan:
Alright, I got to think straight. Uuuuuuum...karoake's good.

Becky:
You've got to be kidding me.

Satan:
[angry] What's the matter, Becky, huh? You don't like singing and fun? Everyone else here does, okay, wet blanket?

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Judas:
Mike check, mike check, one two. ESCAPEOOOOOKE!

DJ Jesus:
Sounds good.

Judas:
Kick-ass acoustics here, man.

Satan:
[to Becky] Oh, this guy?

Becky:
Oh, not this guy.

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Animatronic Talking Burrito:
Holy guacamole! I'm out of controli!

Becky:
Well, this is the place.

Satan:
I love that talking burrito.

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[Special Sister tries to summon Satan by using the Glass Eye of St. Augustine]

Special Sister:
Show us the spawn of Satan. Glass Eye of St. Augustine, find the antichrist.

[the glass eye moves to SF1]

Special Sister:
I KNEW IT!

Special Father #1:
What?

Special Sister:
IT'S YOU!

Special Father #1:
What?

Special Sister:
You're the antichrist.

Special Father #1:
What are you talk-- No.

Special Sister:
Your weird accent and your fancy shoes with your swagger.

Special Father #1:
What's "Swagger"?

Special Father #2:
Excuse me, Sister, it's the poster.

Special Sister:
What?

Special Father #2:
The poster. The -- The eye is looking at the poster.

Special Sister:
Oh! Oh, my god.

Special Father #1:
Ha. Ha. Ha! Ha. I knew it.

Special Sister:
I'm so sor--

Special Father #1:
I knew it.

Special Sister:
[stress] You just carry yourself in the way that I--

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DJ Jesus:
Karaoke Tuesdays. Uh, we'll do it.

Lucy:
Really?

DJ Jesus:
A restaurant chain? That's the belly of the beast, man. That's awesome.

Judas:
That is awesome.

DJ Jesus:
We'll shoot it for the DVD, and we won't just do karaoke. We'll do Escapeoke.

Judas:
Whoa, whoa, whoa. DJ J.

DJ Jesus:
Shh. Don't worry about it. It'll be, uh, it'll be a fearacle. Like a fear miracle, you know?

Lucy:
Mm-hmm.

DJ Jesus:
Hey -- Hey, you smell something?

Lucy:
Um...no.

Judas:
I do.

DJ Jesus:
Yeah, you smell it, right, Judas?

Judas:
I do, man, I smell it.

DJ Jesus:
It smells like [sniffs] It smells like fish.

Judas:
It kind of does!

Lucy:
Fish?

DJ Jesus:
Yeah, like, right behind your ear.

[DJ Jesus pulls a fish dish out of Lucy's ear]

Judas:
OH!

Lucy:
Oh. Huh.

DJ Jesus:
[to Lucy] Stay for dinner?

Judas:
Pulled out the platter of fish.

DJ Jesus:
You got that right.

Judas:
Dude, cameraman, tell me you got that?

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Lucy:
Hey, you know what would be horribly bad and tacky?

Satan:
What's that?

Lucy:
Karaoke.

Satan:
I love karaoke.

Lucy:
I know a guy who could set it up.

Satan:
You do?

Lucy:
Uh-huh.

Satan:
Luce, that's a good idea.

Lucy:
Thank you.

Satan:
I like it -- Like. We could call it, like...

Deep Voice:
Karaoke Tuesday.

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Satan:
Hey, I just thought of a new drink. Diet Margarita. Guess what it's called. A Di-arita. Huh?

Lucy:
[tired] Brilliant.

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Satan:
[on phone with a deep voice] You are the antichrist. Lucy, you are the -- [chuckles] Is that creepy?

Lucy:
Mm-hmm. So, you're just checking in or...?

Satan:
I'm ordering your, uh, Tequila Sally's uniform.

Lucy:
Right.

Satan:
So, what are you, a 10?

Lucy:
[pissed] A 10?!

Satan:
12? What?

Lucy:
Oh, my -- Oh, my god, I'm a 6.

Satan:
Mmm, I don't think so. I mean, really?

Lucy:
Yeah, I-- I'm --

Satan:
Ah, maybe I don't know women's clothing.

Lucy:
I think maybe you don't. Or women's body types because there's no universe in which I'm a 12.

Satan:
Look. Okay. Lucy.

Lucy:
Yeah.

Satan:
I don't want to order you a 6 and then you're gonna tell me a week after I get it for you, "I need a 10", or, "I need a 12".

Lucy:
That's not gonna happen. That's not gonna happen.

Satan:
Alright, so between now and the time the 6 comes in, you should lose 20 pounds. [chuckles]

Lucy:
Dad!

Satan:
[chuckling] What?

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Special Father #1:
And behind it all, the antichrist, never resting, never wasting a single moment in her dark quest.

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DJ Jesus:
Now, I don't know you, do I? We've -- We've never met.

Sexy Woman:
No.

DJ Jesus:
Is your name Delilah?

Sexy Woman:
No.

DJ Jesus:
Oh. Seriously? I'm -- I'm usually good at this. Is this your phone number?

[suddenly birds appear and poop the sexy woman's phone number on street]

Sexy Woman:
Oh, my god, how did you do that?

DJ Jesus:
I'll call you and tell you later...when we are [bleep].

Sexy Woman:
...You're not gonna [bleep] me.

[later]

DJ Jesus:
[on phone] Hello? Open your eyes. It's me on top of you [bleep] you.

[shows a scene where DJ Jesus and the Sexy Woman have sex together while holding their phones]

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DJ Jesus:
I want to push deejaying. I want it to be more than deejaying and also less than deejaying.

DJ Jesus:
That's why I started incorporating miracles into my set. Miracles are like almost miracles. They get close, but, you know, it's not quite there. It's a miracle.

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Special Father #1:
We were not aware at the time, but other forces were gathering. A humble deejay was rising in power and fame.

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Special Sister:
The Glass Eye of St. Augustine! We can find and destroy the antichrist.

Special Father #1:
Uh, how much for this?

Eyeball Salesman:
$7,000.

Special Father #1:
That's a little steep.

[Special Sister then pulls out her gun and shoots the eyeball salesman]

Special Father #1:
Sister, no. [sighs] This is why I hate shopping with you two.

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Special Father #1:
In our quest to kill the antichrist, we scoured the earth, searching for the holy weapons described in the prophecy.

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[while Satan and Becky are still talking about the Armageddon stuff]

Becky:
I have to say something.

Satan:
It's all set, though. I'm taking care of it.

Becky:
Are you? Because it seems to me, on my end, that you're losing control of your daughter.

[Satan pressed his keyboard hard controlling a random person to light the entire club on fire]

Satan:
WRONG! WRONG, BECKY! I'm not losing control, alright? I'll handle it. God!

Becky:
I hope so!

Satan:
Becky...

Becky:
'Cause from where I'm sitting...

Satan:
...so uptight.

Satan:
[singing] I got it...under control. I got it under control. I am the devil. And I got you under my control.

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Satan:
[on phone] How's the date going?

Lucy:
It's fantastic. It's the best date ever.

Satan:
The club you're at. Wha -- What's the name of the club?

Lucy:
Armageddon. Why?

Satan:
Listen, I want you to get out of there right now and call me when you're about a block away.

Satan:
[singing while playing his keyboard] There's gonna be a terrible, terrible fire at the club.

Lucy:
What? What?

Satan:
Or, I don't know, maybe a truck is gonna crash into it. Depends on who I can get at this time of night.

Lucy:
What are you talking about?

Satan:
[typing on computer] "Armageddon". Google.

Lucy:
What are you doing?

Satan:
Giving you the address. Got to kill [singing] hmm, hmm again.

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Satan:
This is Satan.

Senator:
[while beaten up] Master, this date isn't going so well.

Satan:
W-What's going on?

Senator:
Well, for one thing, your daughter is a little bit high-strung.

Satan:
I know.

Senator:
And then she starts making eyes at this DJ Jesus. Are you kidding me.

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Special Father #1:
[on phone] Okay, okay, okay. Bye-bye. [hangs up]

Special Father #2:
Who was that?

Special Father #1:
That was the Pope. He says we should continue to San Francisco any way we can.

Special Father #2:
[slurps] Does this cocoa taste really good to you?

Special Father #1:
[slurps] It's pretty good.

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[while The Senator gets beaten up by the bouncers of the club outside]

Senator Whitehead:
[in pain] That's the kidney park.

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