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Guards:
Who are you?!

Sarah's Dad:
My name is Sarah's Dad, and I've come to see a girl.

Guard #1:
Sorry. This wedding has a strictly no-peasant policy.

[Sarah's Dad sadly walks away]

Guard #1:
U-Unless you're like a DJ or something.

– YOLO  Movie Quote

added 28 days ago

Civilians:
[singing] Evenin', cobba, evenin' cobba. This is the town where we all say evenin'. Evenin', cobba, evenin' cobba. You're gonna love it here. [repeated 4x] Evenin'cobba. Will the real slim shady please stand uuuuuuuup?

Man:
Oh, did you see that? He stood up.

– YOLO  Movie Quote

added 28 days ago

[Lucas has a question for Sarah's parents while hearing their story]

Lucas:
Wait, you're saying she was a princess and you were a medieval peasant? How old are you two?

Sarah's Dad:
That's a very rude question, mate.

Lucas:
I beg your pardon, but I--

Sarah's Dad:
DON'T YOU EVER INTERRUPT ME AGAIN! [goes back to his chill position]

– YOLO  Movie Quote

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[Sarah's Dad sees her father died]

Sarah's Dad:
Father?

Caretaker:
I'm afraid he's gone. Must have had a heart attack seeing you jump on that carriage.

Sarah's Dad:
No, man! [said it calmly]

Caretaker:
Look, I've got my cart here to take the dead to the city for cremation. Shall I take your Dad?

Sarah's Dad:
Did you say the city?

Caretaker:
Yep.

Sarah's Dad:
Can I get a ride? There's someone I need to find.

Caretaker:
Ah, sure. But don't you care about your Dad?

Sarah's Dad:
What? Oh, uh, yeah. I don't know, I guess.

– YOLO  Movie Quote

added 28 days ago

[Sarah's Nan whips Bremington riding the cart that Sarah's Mom and Nan are in]

Sarah's Nan:
Bremington! Go faster!

Bremington:
Sorry, ma'am. I'm trying my best.

Sarah's Nan:
Well, try harder!

[whips Bremington again, but mistakenly whips his head off]

Sarah's Nan:
Oh. Whoops.

Sarah's Mom:
[screams]

Sarah's Dad:
[heard the scream] That's the most beautiful scream I've ever heard.

– YOLO  Movie Quote

added 28 days ago

Sarah's Dad:
[singing] I'm peasant Sarah's Dad, and I live here on this farm. I chop wood all day long, and this is the end of my song.

Sarah's Dad's Grandad:
Oi! No son of mine will be a pansy musician! Now get back to chopping! UHHLALA!

Sarah's Dad:
Sorry, Father. I guess I'm just a bit of a...tortured artist.

– YOLO  Movie Quote

added 28 days ago

Sarah's Mom:
Oh, hello, dear. What a lovely surprise. You've popped in for a visit, have you?

Lucas:
Correct, Mrs. Sarah's Mum. I've come to listen to a family tale.

Sarah's Dad:
I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK! Just so happens I'm writing a big old bloody book about out family's story right now.

– YOLO  Movie Quote

added 28 days ago

Lucas:
Greetings, Mr. Sarah's Dad. I come bearing gifts in exchange for your family's lore. Allow me to lend you my ear.

Sarah's Dad:
No, no. I'm already happy with my current electricity plan. Sorry, mate.

Lucas:
Wait! Sir! You might not recognize me, as I look even more distinguished with my new cape. But it's me, Lucas the Magnificent.

Sarah's Dad:
Oh, you're that boy Sarah knows. I know you.

Lucas:
I am indeed! What? Has she mentioned me before?

Sarah's Dad:
No, not really. Just stalked your profile 'cause you like everything Sarah posts online.

– YOLO  Movie Quote

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Lucas:
Ha ha! I've done it! I've gone back to the correct time to seize yet another ingredient in my alchemist's quest. Wing of bat, check. Lock of lover's hair, obtained. And now bones of the Megafauna, procured. What's next? Hmm.

Lucas:
"Tale of Familial Lore". What the hell is that supposed to mean? [weakly punches his wall]

[cuts to the next scene]

Lucas:
O hear me, occult gods, for I have encountered an impenetrable hindrance in my quest. What is a tale of familial lore?

Cloud God:
Oi, f***in' relax, man. Why don't you just go to her house and just, like, I don't know, get friendly with her Dad and Mum and sh*t?

Lucas:
That's it! I understand now. I'll just listen to her father tell me a story. Oh, thank you, Cloud God! You unlocked the riddle.

Cloud God:
Relax, man. I'm not a cloud god. I'm just a regular cloud.

– YOLO  Movie Quote

added 28 days ago

[after Lucas presses the time machine button way back to 300 million years to now]

Sarah Doyle:
Rachel, look! We're home! Ew. Is that Megabilby's head. Are you okay?

[then Rachel's heart suddenly explodes into black liquid]

Sarah Doyle:
Oh, my god. I'm sorry, Rachel.

Rachel:
Shut up.

Lucas:
On the bright side, Sarah, while I was out in the plains, I collected some megadung for your garden.

[as some other passengers arrived at the train station]

Passenger:
Ugh, it smells like sh*t in here.

[Sarah moves back from Lucas' where he's holding the bag megadung that shows the stinky smell]

– YOLO  Movie Quote

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Megabilby:
I dare us to jump off this train.

Rachel:
Look, Megabilby, I'm not gonna to lie -- The first time I saw you, I just wanted to steal your skull, 'cause that's how it was in a vision I had where I was empress.

Megabilby:
So that's all I am to you? A skull?

Rachel:
No. I mean, yeah, sort of. But after spending today with you, something changed. Check this out.

[Rachel grabs Megabilby's hand to her chest]

Rachel:
My heartbeat. I legit did not have one before I met you.

Megabilby:
Wow. I can feel it -- And a bit of you boob, too.

– YOLO  Movie Quote

added 28 days ago

Lucas:
[to Sarah] The comet is coming to wipe out the Megafauna at any moment now.

Meteor (as FallingAngel667):
Hi. Yeah, he's right. I'll be there any second now. Here's a little taste. [shoots tiny fireballs]

– YOLO  Movie Quote

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[Sarah finally managed to finish the boat for the animals]

Sarah Doyle:
It's done. Sturdy, totally wave-proof, built with my blood, sweat, and tears. I did it.

Mecret:
[literally didn't do anything but gave speech motivations] Um, more like we did it.

Rachel:
What the f*** is this, Sarah?

Sarah Doyle:
I built an ark to save the animals.

Mecret:
[once again] We built an ark.

Rachel:
How the f*** is a boat gonna stop a comet?

Meteor (as FallingAngel667):
Bet there in 5. Gonna wipe out every living thing on Earth. [laughs]

Sarah Doyle:
Oh, whoops. I guess I was so focused on manifesting that I forgot what I was manifesting.

Rachel:
Oh, my god. You are so dumb, Sarah.

Mecret:
Yeah, no offense, Sarah, but that's the stupidest [bleep] I've ever heard.

Mecret:
Oh, my god. I just got DM'd by a deejay with a blue tick and 200,000 followers. I'm out of here. Bye. [leaves to another dimension]

– YOLO  Movie Quote

added 28 days ago

[as Sarah almost finished the boat, it then gets splashed out by the Wave Pool]

Sarah Doyle:
Oh, my god. This is hopeless.

Mecret:
Come on, babes, remember, obstacles are opportunities in disguise.

Sarah Doyle:
Um, can you maybe just, like, help me a little bit?

Mecret:
[demon voice] NO.

– YOLO  Movie Quote

added 28 days ago

[as Megabilby does the Wave Pool on Tsunami mode]

Megabilby:
See you in hell, Rachel.

[suddenly Rachel's heart starts to grow a bit]

Rachel:
F*** it. I'm coming in.

– YOLO  Movie Quote

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[Sarah builds a boat for the animals in progress]

Mecret:
Yes, babes. Keep going, girl. Who cares if you don't actually know what you're doing?

Sarah Doyle:
I'm manifesting self-confidence, self-love, and carpentry skills. [broke her finger while hammering] Could you help me bandage my finger?

Mecret:
Look, babe, I'm, like, super squeamish. But remember, you got this.

[Sarah tries to pulls her broken finger back together]

Sarah Doyle:
[screaming]

– YOLO  Movie Quote

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[Lucas checks his phone and message a friend online to see if the bones arrived yet]

Lucas:
[texts] "Good sir, I voyage to your meeting location. When might I expect thee"?

Meteor:
You're early, man. I'll be there soon.

Lucas:
Wait, you're FallingAngel667?

Meteor (as FallingAngel667):
Yeah, that's my short name. I'm trying to get more passive income on the side.

Lucas:
Where are the items you advertised?

Meteor (as FallingAngel667):
Yeah, yeah, it's coming. I just got to come down, and kill all the Megafauna. Then, you can get all the bones you want.

Lucas:
Drat. I should've arrived *after* you annihillate all the Megafauna.

Meteor (as FallingAngel667):
Yeah, man. You're five minutes early. In fact, I'll get out of here unless you want to get burned alive.

Lucas:
[dramatic sound] We're all in danger -- [dramatic sound] Including my darling, Sarah. [dramatic sound] Yippee! A rescue quest!

– YOLO  Movie Quote

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Megabilby:
Want to do something wild?

Rachel:
Obviously.

Megabilby:
I dare you to eat that old chicken nugget on the ground.

Rachel:
What's that?

Megabilby:
You eat that old piece of meat covered in dirt. I double-dog dare ya. Unless you're a pussy.

[Rachels eats the dirty chicken nugget]

Megabilby:
Well, I'm impressed.

Rachel:
[blushed] Whatever.

Rachel:
Now, I dare you to got to the Wave Pool.

Megabilby:
Easy.

Rachel:
On Tsunami mode.

Megabilby:
You psycho b*tch.

– YOLO  Movie Quote

added 28 days ago

[as Sarah throw her Mecret book into the green ooze, the Mecret come to life]

Mecret:
Sarah, babe.

Sarah Doyle:
Oh, my god. Mecret? You're, like, actually speaking to me.

Mecret:
Ha ha, course, babes. I manifested that you would throw me into that ooze, so I could come talk to you. So, what's up?

Sarah Doyle:
Well, I've been trying so hard to visualize saving the animals, but nothing's working.

Mecret:
Babes, what do I always say? Manifestation isn't about visualization.

Sarah Doyle:
It's about taking action.

Mecret:
Did you just interrupt me?

Sarah Doyle:
Oh. I didn't mean to.

Mecret:
[scoffs] I guess you don't need my help 'cause your own ideas are so amazing. You don't deserve me at all.

[then Mecret became evil and tries to attack Sarah, instead she attack bamboos and wood]

Sarah Doyle:
Oh, my god. You're right. Instead of visualizing, I need to build.

Mecret:
Uh, yeah, that's exactly why I almost killed you -- To show you the way. [looks away for split second to see if nobody saw what she did recently]

– YOLO  Movie Quote

added 28 days ago

Sarah Doyle:
When I open my eyes, the comet will be gone.

[opens her eyes]

Meteor:
Hi.

– YOLO  Movie Quote

added 28 days ago

Rachel:
Oi, do one of you furries have a skull that's, like, a bit pointy and sh*t? [to the fish] What are you supposed to be?

Fish:
You know, it's rude to ask, right?

– YOLO  Movie Quote

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Sarah Doyle:
[to the creatures] Hello. I am Sarah. I am here from the future.

Fox:
Oh, here we go, now, "to save you from the future".

Sarah Doyle:
But I can save you. [pulls up her book] Behold "The Mecret". I'll use the power of manifestation to save you all from dying.

Kangaroo:
Oh, shut up. That manifestation stuff doesn't work. Already tried it. Never got my f***ing Ferrari.

– YOLO  Movie Quote

added 28 days ago

Sarah Doyle:
Rachel, we have to do something.

Rachel:
Skull.

Sarah Doyle:
What?

Rachel:
Nothing.

– YOLO  Movie Quote

added 28 days ago

Emu:
Look out, crowd surf up!

[Emu falls off the cliff splatted himself to death]

Meteor:
[chuckles] You're all gonna be squashed like that guy when I hit Earth. That's so weird, hey.

– YOLO  Movie Quote

added 28 days ago

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