Senator Whitehead:
Just wanna let you know that we're on schedule to announce my candidacy for president friday night -- The big sacrifice at Bohemian Grove.
Satan:
Ugh, two sacrifices in one week?
Senator Whitehead:
Master, you have to come. I mean, this one is just, like, friends and family, but Friday's the real one.
Satan:
Oh, yeah, fine, fine.
Senator Whitehead:
Half of Washington is flying in.
Satan:
Hey, I said I'll come.
Senator Whitehead:
Great. Oh, hey, uh, any requests for who we should sacrifice?
Satan:
Um, I don't know. Don't you usually do that? I just show up.
Senator Whitehead:
Yeah, yeah. I'm just asking in case you had someone special in mind. But I'll take care of it.
Satan:
Hey, wait. You know what? I do have someone that might be fun. Hold on. I'm gonna make a phone call.
[Satan calls her daughter]
Lucy:
Hello?
Satan:
Oh, [bleep] I hate this headset.
Lucy:
Hello?
Satan:
Ugh!
Lucy:
Hello?
Satan:
Luce?
Lucy:
Hi.
Satan:
Dada.
Lucy:
I know.
Satan:
I'm on my headset.
Lucy:
You don't have to tell me that. It doesn't make a difference to me.
Satan:
Well, does it sound funny?
Lucy:
No, it sounds normal.
Satan:
I'm at a party.
Lucy:
Great.
Satan:
Hey, can I get your, uh, boyfriend's phone number?
Lucy:
Why?
Satan:
I want to invite him somewhere.
Lucy:
Why do want to invite my boyfriend somewhere?
Satan:
I want to invite him to, like, a guys-only barbecue.
Lucy:
Oh!
Satan:
I want to get to know him.
Lucy:
Like a bonding kind of thing?
Satan:
Yes, exactly.
Lucy:
Okay.
Satan:
Build a fire in the woods, get all undressed, yell at the sky.
Lucy:
Alright, it's getting less appealing, so why don't I just give you the number.
Satan:
Howl like the wolves!
