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Meteor: Hey, can some chuck a cold one in the fridge for me? [laughs] Just kidding. I'm a big ball of fire, so that would not be good for me. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 28 days ago
Emu: Megafauna of Jamberoo, y'all ready for one last epic part-tay? Meteor: Oh, did you say party? Can I come, too? Emu: Ugh, shut up. We're having this party because of you. Megafauna, raise a stubby for the final apocalypse party. To the end of the f*ing world! Cheers, lads! Sarah Doyle: Rache, what's an apocalypse party? – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 28 days ago
Sarah Doyle: Do you hear that? Rachel: [evil laughs] Sounds like a party. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 28 days ago
Lucas: Fancy seeing you here, ladies. The Mecret is a portmanteau, combining the words "me" -- Meaning "the self", and "secret", meaning "The secret". Rachel: What the hell are you doing here? Lucas: I'm glad you asked, Rachel. I am on a time quest for a certain ingredient for a certain potion. I needed to be on this train to get to Jamberoo Waterpark...300 million years ago. [Lucas presses his time machine button to send the train way back 300 million years ago to Jamberoo Waterpark] Conductor: Now arriving at Jamberoo 300 Million Years Ago Station. Lucas: It worked! Sarah Doyle: Lucas? You did this? Lucas: [blushed] Why, yes, Sarah. Have I impressed you with my time-traveling prowess? Sarah Doyle: Um, not really. Lucas: Now, I must side quest to meet the gentleman I met online. But you ladies, stay here and marvel at my time-machine building abilities, please. Rachel: Seriously f* off. – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 28 days ago
Sarah Doyle: Ooh, empty carriage. You know, I actually manifested this carriage to be empty, and now it is. I've been learning from "The Mecret". Rachel: Can you manifest "Shut the f* up about that book"? – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 28 days ago
Lucas: After toiling away for many moons. I finally finished my glorious time machine. [holds a Sarah photo] How many potential suitors would manipulate time and space for you, my dear? Lucas: [imitates Sarah] None, my liege. Lucas: Hmm. So I thought. Lucas: [sees the ancient love potion note] This love potion requires bones of the megafauna. Fortunately, I have sourced a vendor from a different era. So, back in time I go, to gather my ingredients. Hooray. Lucas: Okay, let us test my invention. [Lucas presses his time machine sending him way back before creating his time machine in the first place] Lucas: It worked! Alas, I should have gone back to a time after I finished my machine. Ah, Lucas, you fool! [imitates Sarah] You're not a fool. [normal voice] Thank you, my love. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 28 days ago
[as Sarah turns on the fan, she saw a waterpark commercial] Beach Guy: Beat the heat at the Jamberoo Waterpark. We've got the Rock, the Crazy Slide, the other rock, the Wave Pool. Now with tsunami mode [bleep]. [suddenly the Beach Guy got splashed in the Wave Pool, hitting the camera] Beach Guy: Jamberoo Waterpark -- Just a hop away on the train line. [does a weak laugh with a realistic close-up face] Sarah & Rachel: Jamberooooo. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 28 days ago
Sarah's Dad: [comes to Sarah's room] You girls decent? No looking, no looking, promise. Just, uh, got a fan for you girls. Sarah Doyle: Aww, thanks, Dad. Sarah's Dad: Right! I'll be off. Didn't see anything. Did not -- Didn't see anything -- Nothing at all. Nope. Nothing. Didn't see [bleep] [bleep]. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 28 days ago
Sarah Doyle: It's so hot. I'm trying to manifest a cool change, but the weatherman reckons it's 42 degrees. Rachel: I'm gonna bash that [bleep] one day. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 28 days ago
[Sarah, Rachel, and Lucas get a chicken parm in a restaurant] Rachel: I've been waiting so long for this. Oh, god! Yes! YES! YES! The Puppeteer: [sees Rachel wildin' out] I'll have what she's having. Rachel: OAHHHHHH! That was a good chicken parma. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 29 days ago
[after Sarah wakes up from her dream] Sarah Doyle: That all felt so real. I'm always so much hotter in my dream. Rachel: Oi, you wanna go get a chicken parma? Sarah Doyle: Not really. Rachel: Here's the keys. Lucas: Did you say chicken parmesana? – YOLO Movie Quote	added 29 days ago
[after Sarah dropped Baby Rachel out the window] Chimothee Talamet: Wow. That was wild. Are you okay? Sarah Doyle: I JUST KILELD A BABY VERSION OF MY BEST FRIEND. Chimothee Talamet: ...I love it when you're not okay. [as Chimothee Talamet and Sarah were about to kiss] Director: And cut! Chimothee Talamet: [throws up in a bucket] Oh, my god! I can't believe I almost kissed that nasty, disgusting woman. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 29 days ago
The Puppeteer: Sarah's not going to be your puppet anymore, Rachel. Rachel: F* this! I'm gonna wake her up myself! [Rachel rips The Puppeteer's microphone] The Puppeteer: No! My favorite vintage microphone! Rachel: [uses to microphone to contact Sarah in the dream] SARAH! OI! SARAH, WAKE UP! YOU'RE IN A FING DREAM! Sarah Doyle:* Do you hear that? Chimothee Talamet: [chuckles] What? You're so weird. Sarah Doyle: I swear it sounds just like Rachel. Chimothee Talamet: Shh. Don't speak her name. She doesn't want the best for you. I've seen this before in other female friendships. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 29 days ago
Chimothee Talamet: One day we'll tell our kids about this chaise, how it brought us together. A MacGuffin of romance. Sarah Doyle: What's a MacGuff-- Chimothee Talamet: [interrupts] Sarah, I've been thinking. I want you to stay here with me, in New York City. Taika Watiti did it. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 29 days ago
[as Rachel destroys objects inside Sarah's brain, Sarah felt a bit of stings in her head in the dream which revealed to be Rachel inside Sarah's brain while in the dream] The Puppeteer: No, Rachel, stop! Sarah never dreams anymore because of YOU! Rachel: That's 'cause she's too busy having fun with me! The Puppeteer: Exactly! I haven't been able to craft a dream in years. [close-up face] Late-night partying, the drinking, the drama! Rachel: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! I F*ING HATE DRAMA! – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 29 days ago
The Puppeteer: Don't you think Sarah's better off without you? Rachel: NO! WE'RE F*ING BESTIES! – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 29 days ago
[after hearing Chimothee Talamet song] Rachel: Oh, my god, that sucked. The Puppeteer: [sniffs] I actually thought it was very romantic. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 29 days ago
Song: I got my girl, and I got my chaise. We are so perfect together. Especially me, I wrote this song. I am a genius, yeah. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 29 days ago
[Sarah pushes the chaise that Chimothee Talamet is sitting on] Chimothee Talamet: Doesn't this feel like fate, Sarah? Sarah Doyle: [tired] Yeah. Could we maybe...take a little break? Chimothee Talamet: You, me, this chaise on a perfect New York City adventure. Rachel: No! Chimothee Talamet: And away we go again. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 29 days ago
[while Sarah's asleep, Lucas arrives at her window] Lucas: Just need a locket of my lover's hair for my glorious love potion. Oh, what could my sweet be dreaming about? Is it me? – YOLO Movie Quote	added 29 days ago
Chimothee Talamet: My god. Look. Sarah Doyle: Oh, cool. Nice couch. Chimothee Talamet: This is a chaise. And chaises like these have history. Just imagine me curling up with my favorite Bukowski in a simple red on this chaise. Rachel: [to Chimothee in Sarah's dream] Shut up. Chimothee Talamet: She needs to come home with me. Sarah Doyle: But, like, how are we gonna move it? [suddenly a skateboarder appears] Skateboard Guy: [to Sarah] You know what? I just realized I don't like skateboarding anymore. Here. The Puppeteer: [to Rachel] Just a little deus ex machina. [chuckles] Rachel: Oi! That's cheating! The Puppeteer: I would appreciate if you didn't critique my creative writing. [claps in sync] Please do better. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 29 days ago
Sarah Doyle: And as it turns out gardening has really helped me discover my passion of helping things grow. It's almost like, in nurturing others, I'm nurturing myself. Chimothee Talamet: [doesn't care] Yeah, totally. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 29 days ago
[while Rachel watching Sarah's dream of the relationship with Chimothee Talamet] Rachel: Jesus. What a dickhead! Come on, Sarah. Vote him out. Kick him off the island. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 29 days ago
The Puppeteer: Oh. Hello, Rachel. I've been expecting you. I'm a big fan. Rachel: Who are you? The Puppeteer: [squeals] I have many names. [normal voice] Sorry about that. The Puppeteer: But I -- You can call me The Puppeteer. I craft Sarah's dreams. Rachel: Okay. Can you just wake her up? I need her to drive me to get a chicken parma. The Puppeteer: I'm afraid I cannot, Rachel, for I am creating Sarah's most illuminating and life-changing dream yet -- A date with her ideal partner. [to his assistant] What was it? Dream Employee Guy: That was him. Rachel: Bet you she'll f*** it up. Sarah's sht at dates. The Puppeteer:* I accept your bet, Rachel. If Sarah mucks up this date as you said, then I'll wake her up, as you wish. But if she kisses her dream man, you must leave Sarah alone, FOREVER! Rachel: [grabs beer under her skirt and drinks it] You got yourself a deal. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago

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