Timothyj.29104's Quotes Page #16

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Special Father #1:
[crying while high] This candle is...so beautiful!

Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil  Movie Quote

added 26 days ago

DJ Jesus:
Uh, where are the tigers?

Satan:
They're all down there -- Somewhere. I mean, you can hear them, right?

[Satan and Becky making tiger noises]

DJ Jesus:
Listen, I should really get to Burning Man. Uh, you guys think this is a party, you should check out that --

Satan:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Not so fast. Becky, eh? Becky.

Becky:
Oh, uh, how would you like to *own* Temptasia Mountain?

DJ Jesus:
Yeah, I really should get going.

Satan:
Jesus, just listen to the pitch, okay?

DJ Jesus:
[to Satan] You look so mad right now.

Satan:
[passive aggressive] I'm excited! I'm excited about you and this opportunity.

Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil  Movie Quote

added 26 days ago

[DJ Jesus visit Temptasia]

Satan:
What do you mean you don't like it?

DJ Jesus:
I don't know its just, uh, not my thing.

Satan:
What? It just what?

DJ Jesus:
Well, first of all, I mean, you know, uh, [whispers] these ladies are kind of old.

Satan:
Not all of them.

Satan:
Let's go out on the patio. We'll find some baby tigers. Ariel, Brooke, Granny, Ethel, Sadie, Sonia, Navy Seal Nancy, we're going out on the patio. Please join us and bring some, uh, hard lemonade. [to DJ Jesus] You like hard lemonade, right?

DJ Jesus:
Um...

Satan:
It's great.

Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil  Movie Quote

added 26 days ago

Judas:
Well, it looks like DJ Judas will be spinning tonight.

Lucy:
He'll be here.

Special Father #1:
[high] Can I -- Can I lick it?

Lucy:
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down there, grandpa.

[Special Father #1 then humps the giant candlestick]

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added 26 days ago

DJ Jesus:
The problem is that you like to impose your opinion on how I want to do things. So, you do mill. I will do himilountain.

Satan:
I agree with you. I'm saying I agree with you.

DJ Jesus:
The end.

Satan:
What do you mean "The End"?

DJ Jesus:
The end is you have your opinion, I have mine. So, what else is there to talk about?

Satan:
Its not the end.

Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil  Movie Quote

added 26 days ago

Becky:
We're there. This is it!

DJ Jesus:
Uh, this is a mountain?

Becky:
It's a small mountain/hill.

Satan:
It's a mill. How would you say it?

DJ Jesus:
I would probably not do it like that. I would probably say a himilountain.

Satan:
[wheezes] Which is longer than -- The whole purpose of smushing would be to shorten the --

DJ Jesus:
Is that the whole purpose, or is it to have fun?

Satan:
That's the most awkward way to do it.

Becky:
Wow! 1/4-scale diesel cog railway. Who's on board? Guys, chugga-chugga. Come on.

Satan:
Chugga-chugga?

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added 26 days ago

Satan:
Oh, my god. Just remembered -- Jesus, I want to show you something. It's on the way. It's a brothel.

DJ Jesus:
It's a brothel? I don't think I want to go to a brothel.

Satan:
No, no, no, we're in Nevada. It's a legal brothel.

DJ Jesus:
Okay, still, I think I'll pass.

Satan:
It's on top of a mountain, a beautiful mountain.

DJ Jesus:
Uh-huh.

Satan:
And it's also a lion and tiger big-cat sanctuary. It's called Temptasia.

DJ Jesus:
Whoa, that's like, uh, a lot of my favorite things all smooshed together.

Satan:
All what?

DJ Jesus:
Smooshed.

Satan:
Smooshed? Smushed.

DJ Jesus:
Yeah, you know like, you take-- Yeah, smoosh. Smooshed.

Satan:
You have a strong accent, so...you like smushes?

DJ Jesus:
What's that?

Satan:
Like two words you smush together.

DJ Jesus:
Ehm, that sounds fun. Sure.

Satan:
Do it.

DJ Jesus:
Give me two words and I'll, uh, smoosh them.

Satan:
Do lion and tiger.

DJ Jesus:
Uh...

Satan:
Liger.

DJ Jesus:
Tialineger.

Satan:
[chuckles] No. That's not a smush. That's like--

DJ Jesus:
It is a smush. What do you mean it's not a smush?

Satan:
You're taking both words and you're mixing up all the letters. That's different.

DJ Jesus:
It's not a smush, the way you do a smush. It is a smush how I do a smush.

Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil  Movie Quote

added 26 days ago

DJ Jesus:
Look, I really, really need to get to Burning Man, so...

Satan:
It's okay. This is a shortcut.

Becky:
[to Satan] You're getting burned.

Satan:
Shh!

Becky:
Your whole scalp.

Satan:
Becky.

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added 26 days ago

Special Father #1:
Uh...uh...uh...uh...huh?

Special Father #2:
What?

Special Father #1:
What?

Special Father #2:
What is with your tongue?

Special Father #1:
I, uh, found some mushrooms in the backpack, and I ate them. And now I'm, uh, starting to feel a little bit...

Special Father #2:
Oh, give me some.

Special Father #1:
There all gone, I ate them all. Take these.

[as SF2 eats a different drug, Special Sister came to stop it]

Special Sister:
Don't eat that! Spit it! Spit!

[SF2 spits out the thing that SF1 gave]

Special Sister:
[to SF1] You! Mr. Bad Influence!

Special Father #1:
They were in the backpack.

Special Sister:
What's wrong with you?

Special Father #1:
YOU DON'T RUN MY LIFE!

Special Sister:
YOU'RE BECOMING A DRUG ADDICT!

Special Father #1:
[runs away] YOU'RE RUINING BURNING MAN FOR ME!

Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil  Movie Quote

added 26 days ago

Special Sister:
I'm looking for a DJ!

All Naked Guys:
I'm a DJ.

Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil  Movie Quote

added 26 days ago

Satan:
How about some home electronics, hmm? Pick out anything you like, 75% off.

DJ Jesus:
Uh...oh, yeah? Really?

Satan:
Go nuts.

[while DJ Jesus still picking a TV]

Satan:
That's a great choice. Want to, uh, get the extended warranty with that?

Ominous Voice:
Extended warranty.

DJ Jesus:
Oh, um...I don't know. I'm not sure.

Satan:
Alright, forget about that. Let's talk about surround sound.

Ominous Voice:
Surround sound.

DJ Jesus:
Yeah, I really should just be going.

Satan:
There's a mail-in rebate on this system.

Ominous Voice:
Mail-In Rebate.

DJ Jesus:
Hey, you know what? I'm feeling a lot of weird pressure right now, so I think I'm just gonna split, okay?

Satan:
N-N-No pressure. No pre-- Where are you going? Where are you going?

Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil  Movie Quote

added 26 days ago

DJ Jesus:
Hey, Lucy's Dad!

Satan:
Hey, how's it going?

DJ Jesus:
Eh, not so good, duh, I had an accident. Then I was walking, and then I thought I saw a building but it was a rock and now I can't find my way back to the road.

Satan:
Wow, what a story. What a great story. You alright or-- You look-- You look done in.

DJ Jesus:
Well, I haven't had food or water in 40 minutes.

Satan:
40 minutes?!

DJ Jesus:
Yeah.

Satan:
40 minutes?

DJ Jesus:
Yeah.

Satan:
Oh, my god. Well, then you probably won't mind stopping in the food court?

[Satan use his mind bending powers to make a food court]

DJ Jesus:
Whoa! How'd this get here?

Satan:
How about a smoothie?

DJ Jesus:
Um, you know, no thanks.

Satan:
They have great wraps here. Look, Free samples.

Free Sample Woman:
Teriyaki bites?

DJ Jesus:
Oh, uh, no, no meat for me, please. No meat. Thank you.

Satan:
[to Free Sample Woman] Get out of here.

[the Free Sample Woman then gets replaced as a Free Sample Magno Woman that Satan managed]

Mango Woman:
Mango?

Satan:
Mmm. Mango. So good.

Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil  Movie Quote

added 26 days ago

Becky:
There are simpler ways to keep him from getting to Burning Man.

Satan:
Beck.

Becky:
It just seems so elaborate. Why does everything have to be about temptation?

Satan:
Becky, everything doesn't have to be about temptation, but, sometimes it's hard to resist.

Becky:
[tired] Mm-hmm.

Satan:
Yeah.

Becky:
It's funny.

Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil  Movie Quote

added 26 days ago

Judas:
Okay, here's the deal -- Everyone said it couldn't be done, but we did it. We molded 44 tons of wax into this giant scented candle/DJ booth/dance floor/actual working candle.

Newsreporter:
What scent is it?

Judas:
Caramel apple. You can't smell that?

Lucy:
Isn't DJ Jesus supposed to be doing that?

Judas:
Luce, I'm doing a thing here.

Lucy:
But you don't need to be doing a thing here. He's gonna be here any minute.

Judas:
I'm doing my thang!

Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil  Movie Quote

added 26 days ago

Special Father #1:
The DJ's arrival was eagerly awaited, not just by us, but by his followers and apostles. They knew nothing of the danger they faced. They were simply drawn by his greasy charisma and awesome Burning Man art installation.

Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil  Movie Quote

added 26 days ago

[the Special Fathers and Sister head to Burning Man]

Special Sister:
I'm thirsty.

Special Father #2:
Yeah, I'm a hot. Are you hot?

Special Father #1:
We should have packed better.

Back Rubs Guy:
Back rubs. Back rubs. Back ruuubs! [to Special Sister] You look tense.

[Special Sister kills Back Rubs Guy]

Special Sister:
Check his backpack. Does he have water?

Special Father #1:
Water, lentil salad, couscous.

Special Sister:
TAKE IT!

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added 26 days ago

Special Father #1:
Burning Man. We went on orders of the Vatican because the prophecy speaks of an unholy storm rising in the desert, snuffing out millions of lives, unless a certain DJ is there to perform Saturday at 8:00.

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added 26 days ago

Passport Guy:
[checks SF1's credit card] I don't even know what this -- What is "Vatican City" Special Fa--

Special Father #1:
I am a Special Father of the Vatican City.

Passport Guy:
You got a passport?

Special Father #1:
This is better than a passport.

Passport Guy:
I need a passport or a U.S. Driver's license.

Special Father #1:
This is ridiculous. I can get in to see the pope with this, but I can't pick up a [bleep] package. This is [bleep]

Special Sister:
[to Passport Guy] You know who gives these out? God gives these out. Who did your background check, [bleep]?

Passport Guy:
Sir, you need to calm down.

Special Sister:
SIR?!

[Special Sister beats up the Passport Guy]

Special Father #1:
[to Special Sister] Sister. Okay, go and get the package.

Special Father #2:
Hey, you smell something burning?

[shows a scene outside the window where Lucy runs away holding a motor after Satan's Dildo Factory exploded]

Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil  Movie Quote

added 29 days ago

[Lucy comes by to Satan's Dildo Factory for assistance]

Satan:
[to the security guard on camera] No, don't let her in.

Lucy:
Dad, just let me into the workshop. I'll do the rest.

Satan:
Never.

Lucy:
This is a promotional opportunity. Just give me the motor and the shaft.

Satan:
Lucy, go home.

Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil  Movie Quote

added 29 days ago

Becky:
Civilization could collapse at any moment. It's time to start phase two. Satan!

Satan:
Sorry. What? I just got an e-mail from Lucy. She's killing me with this stuff.

Satan:
[types to Lucy] "Leave me alone". Send.

Lucy:
[types to his Dad] [laughs] "If you don't like that, you're gonna hate this".

[Lucy posted a drawing of a handle with multiple dildos]

Becky:
I don't get it.

Interpreter:
That's the part you have sex with.

Becky:
I don't think you're right.

Interpreter:
Well, that's the part I'd have sex with.

Satan:
Alright, will you delete it? I don't want to look at it.

Interpreter:
Make it a screen saver.

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added 29 days ago

Becky:
According to our studies, if the people of the world masturbate just 8% more, civilization will collapse.

Becky:
We feel that men can't possibly masturbate more, but women -- Women can.

Satan:
Yeah, especially her. [referring to Becky] [laughs]

Satan:
[to a worker] Translate that.

Interpreter:
[speaking foreign language]

Employees:
[laughing]

Becky:
What?

Satan:
Uh, nothing.

Becky:
I just -- I have a flow going, and it doesn't help. It's hard not having an interpreter, but then to have you throw these things in.

Interpreter:
[speaks foreign language]

Becky:
[to Interpreter] No, you don't have to interpret this part.

Satan:
[to Interpreter] Sir, stop.

Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil  Movie Quote

added 29 days ago

Satan:
Hey, buddy.

DJ Jesus:
Hey, Lucy's Dad.

Satan:
No, not you, the snake.

DJ Jesus:
Oh.

Satan:
[laughs] Gotcha!

DJ Jesus:
Oh! [laughs] Oh, you dick.

Satan:
Come here.

[Satan hug DJ Jesus]

Satan:
Where are you going, man?

DJ Jesus:
Where you going?

Satan:
Let's stay here.

DJ Jesus:
Let's do it.

Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil  Movie Quote

added 1 month ago

Becky:
Come on, champ. We got a little bit too much to drink.

Satan:
[drunk] No, I didn't.

Becky:
And now it's time to

Satan:
No, I didn't.

Becky:
Can somebody find his sweater?

Satan:
Give me a kiss.

Becky:
Satan, stop. Stop.

Satan:
Kiss the devil. [sexy noises]

Becky:
Stop it.

Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil  Movie Quote

added 1 month ago

[when Satan and DJ Jesus keep singing so loudly, the Glass Eye of St. Augustine breaks, failing the mission to capture Lucy]

Lucy:
Sorry to keep you waiting. What can I get you?

Special Sister:
[bleep noises]

Lucy:
So, you need another minute? [to Special Sister] Oh, be careful. It's broken glass.

Special Sister:
Yeah, I know!

Lucy:
I'll go ahead and sweep it up,

Special Sister:
NO, I got it, thank you.

Special Father #1:
Great job, Sister. You and your eye.

Special Sister:
It would have WORKED.

Lucy:
So, you need another minute?

Special Father #1:
No, no, we can order. We'll get the nachos grande.

Lucy:
Great.

Special Father #1:
And, um, two di-aritas.

Lucy:
Terrific.

Special Father #1:
And, um, can we get a side of three refried beans.

Lucy:
No problem.

Special Father #1:
Great. Oh, can I have wa -- uh, ice water, too?

Lucy:
Ice water for both of you?

Special Sister:
I'LL HAVE A CHICKEN CON CARNE!

Special Father #1:
You know what? I'm gonna get some fried jalapenos as well.

Lucy:
Okay.

Special Father #1:
Yeah.

Special Sister:
FINE!

Lucy:
I'll be right back with your nachos.

Special Father #1:
And a strawberry di-arita.

Special Sister:
THIS IS A DISASTER!

Special Father #1:
[to Lucy] You know, as a backup. I mean, if we're gonna start the car, we might as well have a good engine, huh? You know what I mean?

Lucy:
I do.

Special Father #1:
You're cute.

Lucy:
Thank you.

Special Father #1:
I like your outfit.

Special Sister:
FATHER!

Lucy:
You don't think it's too small?

Special Father #1:
No, it's good. They certainly stuffed you in that one, huh?

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added 1 month ago

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