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[after Chris, and his gang saved King Otis and experience Arania, it turns out it the adventure was a coaster ride throughout the entire episode for some non-explained reason] Susie Wagner: That was fun. Chris Monsanto. Yeah. Brett Mobley: Hey, look. [Chris and the gang sees they're photo from Tramps - The Adventure Ride] Chris Monsanto: Look at that. They think I'm paying 14 bucks for that, they've drinking too much fancy fuel. Brett Mobley: Hey, let's go ride that Sky Crime Coaster again. – Eagleheart Movie Quote	added 23 days ago
Singing Boot: Mammy. Chris Monsanto: Just call me the Jazz Slinger. – Eagleheart Movie Quote	added 23 days ago
General: Monsanto...join me. With his imagination, we could rule the world together. Chris Monsanto: Sorry, General, no can do. If you would ask me a couple of days ago what a Tramp needs, I would have said a hot shower and a good beating. But, you know, I've learned that these guys are kind of special. And from now on, when there's something about a bum that makes my eyes water, it's not gonna be their smell. It's gonna be the size of their heart. – Eagleheart Movie Quote	added 23 days ago
[Chris shoots Soldier] Chris Monsanto: Well, General, looks like your soldier just went A.M.O.L. -- Absent MitOut Life. – Eagleheart Movie Quote	added 23 days ago
Soldier: Sir, I believe we have something. It's a boot that sings Al Jolson songs. Singing Boot: [singing] Strollin' down the promenade with an ice-cold lemonade! – Eagleheart Movie Quote	added 23 days ago
[Chris drinks the cooking fuel to hear the story about who Spoons really is] Spoons: See, Chris, we Tramps ain't like your kind. We ain't even from this world. We come from a planet light-months away. We call it Arania, but you know it as Plaxor. It's a barren land with nary a vittle or citter, but we didn't need nothing on account of fancy fuel. Spoons: It flowed like rivers, and when we drank it, ain't nothing we can't imagine. But then our planet ran dry. Tramps was starving. So, King Otis and his court traveled the galaxy looking for a new source. They found it on Earth. Your kind calls it Sterno. Otis would drink the fancy fuel, then beams those imaginations back to Arania. Chris Monsanto: So, if Otis can't send up his visions, your planet will die. [Spoons' vision ends where Spoons sticks out his tongue at Chris] Chris Monsanto: HEY! Spoons: Oh, sorry. I thought you had a piece of parsley stuck in your teeth. Chris Monsanto: [suspicious] Yeah. Okay. – Eagleheart Movie Quote	added 23 days ago
Gun Soldier: This is a restricted area. Put your hands up. Chris Monsanto: Oh, sure, if you don't mind me putting these on first. Gun Soldier: Brass knuckles? You're gonna need more than that to get through us, son. Chris Monsanto: Well, these aren't brass knuckles. They're magnet knuckles. [Chris uses his magnet knuckles to pull the soldiers close, busting their heads] Chris Monsanto: And I think they got through ya just fine. – Eagleheart Movie Quote	added 23 days ago
Brett Mobley: I hope they have bathrooms inside. I got to dip my snake in boys' room lake. Susie Wagner: Brett, be quiet and stay down. Spoons: Kiss her. Brett Mobley: What? Spoons: Go on, kiss her. My boy, there is nothing better in the world than kissing a pretty girl's lips. You don't do it now, you'll regret the rest of your life. [Brett kisses Susie] Susie Wagner: BRETT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Brett Mobley: SPOONS TOLD ME TO! Susie Wagner: Well, don't listen to Spoons! Brett Mobley: You're my first! – Eagleheart Movie Quote	added 23 days ago
[meanwhile, after the SWAT Soldiers captured King Otis] General: What kind of weapons has this dirty old codger dreamed up? Soldier: Sir, we've come up with one very promising item. We call it The Heathcliff, A.K.A. "The Homeless Garfield". It's a multipurpose tool for our men in the field. First, it's nourishment. [the Soldier gulps down the fish's meat and pulls it out showing it's bones like a cartoon effect] Soldier: It's also a comb, a toothpick, a xylophone, and a razor-sharp bayonet. General: I like it. What else do ya have? Soldier: Well, we have a top hat with a springe-open lid and a daisy and a mouse canoe made out of a hot-dog bun. We're still working on a way to keep it from getting waterlogged immediately. – Eagleheart Movie Quote	added 23 days ago
[Chris and the gang have a chat with Spoons about the soldier stealing King Otis] Spoons: I think they was soldiers. They put his head in a machine what looked like a hat. Brett Mobley: How did know his hat size? Susie Wagner: I don't think that's important. Spoons: I think they took him to break into his mind, steal his imaginations. Chris Monsanto: Well, who would want a Tramp's crummy flights of fancy? I mean, cornbread and tits, cornbread and tits -- That's all you get. Spoons: Why, Marshal, there's nothing more powerful in the universe than a Tramp's imagination. We can dream up anything. Susie Wagner: Do you remember any details about the kidnappers? Spoons: Uh...I'll show you. Spoons: Oh, boy. [Spoons throws up beans as he draws the details about the kidnappers with his beans] Chris Monsanto: You know, we do have a lovely selection of pens in the office. – Eagleheart Movie Quote	added 23 days ago
[as Chris is sleeping, a floating pack of cooking fuel poured in Chris' mouth to bring some alarming news from King Otis] King Otis: Monsanto. Save me. I beg of you. Chris Monsanto: King Otis? King Otis: You are our only hope. There isn't much...time. You must -- Oh, boy. [King Otis vomits on Chris] Chris Monsanto: Oh, my god. You're dying. King Otis: Nah, that's just my usual 4 A.M. mouth blast. – Eagleheart Movie Quote	added 23 days ago
Spoons: Marshals, I need your help. They got King Otis. They -- They got King Otis. Chris Monsanto: Wait a second, Mr. Stink. Who are you? Spoons: My Father was Mr. Stink. You call me "Spoons". – Eagleheart Movie Quote	added 23 days ago
Chris Monsanto: [sniffs] Ugh! Do you guys smell something weird? Susie, you didn't sleep over at the Estonian guy's house again last night, did ya? – Eagleheart Movie Quote	added 23 days ago
King Otis: Oh, we're gonna have a feast tonight! 'Cause I may not have much on this here Earth, but I do got the one thing that no one can take away from me...my imagination. SWAT Solider: That's what you think. [suddenly, an group from SWAT soldiers took King Otis away from the train] Spoons: The King. THEY GOT THE KIIIING! – Eagleheart Movie Quote	added 23 days ago
[Brett sees Gleeko's dead] Susie Wagner: I know. It's sad. Brett Mobley: No, that's not it. Looking at this pile of goop on the floor makes me think of a Gordy's supreme. Guess I won't be having that anymore. Kesi: Gordy's? Yes, Gleeko had just ordered some. I guess we'll have to toss the rest. Brett Mobley: Gordy's? [sees a pizza box] Brett Mobley: [to Kesi] Follow me. [cuts to the next scene where Kesi seduce Brett eating pizza] Kesi: [narrating] It was a thing of beauty -- Performance art like I'd ever seen. An idiot in a trash can, agape, begging the world for its garbage. He was a true genius...and I was in love. [then Kesi started to get Brett's heads in her eyes] – Eagleheart Movie Quote	added 24 days ago
[after Chris loses the fight from Gleeko, Gleeko grabs Chris' gun] Gleeko: Let's put the goo in "Guggenheim". [as Gleeko shoots Chris, the blood splatters out Eat at Gordy's] Gleeko: Ah, what the f*? [what Gleeko didn't realize is that Chris was wearing bulletproof paper that said Eat At Gordy's] Chris Monsanto: Hey, looks like you sold out. Kesi: You're doing advertisements? Gleeko: What? Kesi: This is not good, Gleeko -- Not good. Gleeko: I'm not some commercial whore. Chris Monsanto: You're gonna be rich -- Rich beyond your wildest dreams. Gleeko: No. Chris Monsanto: You're gonna be eating caviar out of gold-toe socks. Gleeko: No. Chris Monsanto: Yeah. Gleeko: NO! MY FACADE OF INTEGRITY! [then Gleeko gets cartoony dollar signs in his eyes, making his original eyes explode to death] Chris Monsanto: Well, you know what they say -- Live fat, die old, and leave a weird-looking corpse. – Eagleheart** Movie Quote	added 24 days ago
Chris Monsanto: Gleeko! Gleeko: Monsanto. Came to see a real artist at work, huh? Chris Monsanto: Actually, no. [pulls up his gun] I've come to paint mixed media -- Brains and guts. – Eagleheart Movie Quote	added 24 days ago
[Chris and the gang comes by the art image gallery and sees a few corpses] Susie Wagner: Well, what do we have here? Art Critic: The Savage Depiction of the Plight of Illegal Immigrants. Susie Wagner: Mm. Powerful stuff. [sees two guys trying to saw the artwork] Susie Wagner: Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing? This is a crime scene. Art Critic: Sweetheart, this is a Gleeko. Chris Monsanto: A Gleeko? Arty Woman: Look who it is -- Yesterday's news. Art Critic: Or should we say, yawnsterday's snooze? It's all about Gleeko now. Brett Mobley: I bet he could get one of those coveted non-sticky booths at Gordy's no problem. Art Critic: Well, that goes without saying. Susie Wagner: He killed 4 innocent men. Chris Monsanto: Yeah, and he ripped me off, too! Okay, Gleeko. You're gonna get the chair for this -- And 10 to 20 for the dead mexicans, too. – Eagleheart Movie Quote	added 24 days ago
Marshals Police Radio: Marshals, come in. There's been a massacre at the new image art gallery. Susie Wagner: A massacre. Let's shake a leg. [Susie sees Chris still at his desk] Susie Wagner: What? Chris Monsanto: I can't do it. You know, that place shows the most dreadful landscapes. Really -- Just mothball stuff. Can't do it. Susie Wagner: [angry] Chris Monsanto: [tired] I will. Okay. – Eagleheart Movie Quote	added 24 days ago
Susie Wagner: You wanted to see this sexual predator before we process him? Chris Monsanto: Yes, I do -- Right over there. Chris Monsanto: Let's take a look here. Uh, okay. Let's do one in the neck and one in the large intestine. Brett Mobley: [gun cocks] Spray cheese. [Brett shoots the sexual predator's blood onto Chris' art] Chris Monsanto: Okay, good. Get that over to Kesi and tell her its' called, uh, With Six You Get Egg Roll Or Three Cheers For Puddin' Pops. I don't give a sht. Susie Wagner:* You don't even do your own work anymore? Chris Monsanto: Susan, the mere fact that I'm in the room when it happens means it's graced by my gift. – Eagleheart Movie Quote	added 24 days ago
[Gleeko tries to get into the club] Gleeko: Then you will need to check it again. It's "Gleeko", G-L-E-E-K-- Bouncer: You're not on the list. [Bouncer sees Kesi] Bouncer: [to another Bouncer] This one's good. Let her through. Gleeko: Hey! Kesi! Why haven't you returned my calls, honey? I finished some great new garbage. Kesi: God, Gleeko. You bore me. The best thing you can do for your career right now is die. Gleeko: Kesi! Wait! Bouncer: You heard her, pal. Go. Die...if you know what's good for you. [then Gleeko and Bouncer are still standing and staring at each other while mid-tempo music plays] – Eagleheart Movie Quote	added 24 days ago
Fan Girl: Chris? Chris Monsanto: Yeah? Fan Girl: Chris, will you do my dress? Chris Monsanto: Uh, okay. [gun cocks at a random guy] Sorry, pal. I can't disappoint the fans. Random Guy: Wait, wait, no! [Chris shoots a random guy at a club line making blood splatters on a Fan Girl's dress] Fan Girl: I'm wearing a Monsanto. – Eagleheart Movie Quote	added 24 days ago
[Arty Woman talks about Chris Monsanto's blood splattering artwork] Arty Woman: My favorite piece -- Man Shot After Lunch. There's little bits of food in it, so it seems really authentic. – Eagleheart Movie Quote	added 24 days ago
Chris Monsanto: Hey, there's our guy. Freeze! Battista: I ain't going back to the joint. You're gonna have to kill me, Monsanto. [then Chris just got an idea] Chris Monsanto: Uh...not quite yet. [points to the wall] Over there. over there. Battista: Okay. Chris Monsanto: Mm...no. Keep moving. Battista: Okay. [goes to a white blank canvas wall] Chris Monsanto: Yes. Right...there. [Chris blood splatters Battista at a white wall making his art] Chris Monsanto: Ah, I guess I'm a genius after all, huh? Susie Wagner: Chris, you didn't have to shoot him. Chris Monsanto: Honey, it's called street art, okay? It's very hot, very happening, very now. [Chris calls Kesi on telephone] Chris Monsanto: Kesi, hi. Yes, it's Chris Monsanto. Listen, I have a new piece, and it's called, um, Spined Over Splatter. – Eagleheart Movie Quote	added 24 days ago

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