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Sarah Doyle: That's it. Without Rachel in my life, I was finally to finish my garden. Sarah's Dad: Well, Sarah, you actually did it. You grew your own garden. I bet everything against ya doing it. I lost me house, Sarah. But y-- You BLOODY well did it. YOU GREW A BLOODY GARDEN, SARAH. That's so cool. Sarah Doyle: Aww, thanks, Dad. Sarah's Mom: Here's a celebratory earl gray tea. [tears up] I'm so proud of you. Sarah's Dad: Holy hell, we're missing "Home Improvement: Garage Edition" on 10! Sarah's Mom: OH, MY GOD! [Sarah's Mom and Dad quickly run to their house to watch Home Improvement Garage Edition] – YOLO Movie Quote	added 27 days ago
Rachel: Lucas, will you please tell Sarah that I'm not talking to her? Sarah Doyle: I wasn't myself, Rachel. They gave me honey wine. Rachel: Oh, f* you! You stole my idea. You knew I wanted to become an empress. Sarah Doyle: What? No, I didn't. Lucas: No need to bicker, ladies. How about we shake hands and make up? Rachel: I got a better idea. [boutta unfollow Sarah's profile] Sarah Doyle: [scoffs] Are you serious? You're going to unfollow me? Rachel: No, I'm not going to follow ya. I'm going mute ya. Then I'll never have to see your dumb garden posts ever again. Sarah Doyle: Well, it's good to know what you actually think. Rachel: Yep, it is good. Sarah Doyle: GOOD! Rachel: GOOD! [Sarah and Rachel angrily leaves separately to their own directions] Lucas: Hmm. I am literally shaking right now. – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 27 days ago
Lucas: Ah, the trio has survived another wacky adventure yet again. And I got my red forest mushroom. Uh, that is, well, [stammering] irrelevant, I guess. [stammering] – YOLO Movie Quote	added 27 days ago
[when the bees were about to attack Sarah after watching a clip that Rachel brought up that shows Sarah hating bees, a big hang punched through the honey castle] Phillip the Bear: Oi, Simon, come over here. Simon: What? Phillip the Bear: Check it out. This is the story that I was narrating that I was telling you about. Simon: Oh, sick. Simon: Want to eat 'em? Phillip the Bear: Yeah, alright. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 27 days ago
Sarah Doyle: Uh, Executioner, off with their heads. Executioner: [tying his shoes] Uh, gimme a sec. Comin'. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 27 days ago
Sarah Doyle: [evil laughs] I'm literally so tipsy right now! Nathaniel! Here, take my phone and film me doing my happy dance for my story. [Sarah sings and dances while being drunk] Sarah Doyle: [vocalizing] I'm your empress. Rachel: Sarah, you're actually embarrassing yourself right now. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 27 days ago
[Lucas and Rachel arrives to save Sarah] Lucas: Sarah! We have come to save you from these evil bees. Sarah Doyle: [disgust] Oh, it's you two. Rachel: Oi, what? I was the one who's supposed to become empress. You f**in' btch! Sarah Doyle: [offended] What did you say, Rachel? Rachel: What? You're being a f**ing btch. You knew that was my thing. Sarah Doyle: Guards! Take them to the guillotine! Rachel: WHAT?! Lucas: No, you can't! I am very afraid of the idea of death! – YOLO Movie Quote	added 27 days ago
Sarah Doyle: [drunk] You know what, I'm done with being friends with Rachel. I really think I'm going to start to think about maybe trying to see her less. Bee #7: Oui, oui, sounds like a textbook sociopath. Sarah Doyle: Um, I'm the only one who can talk sht about her. Bee #7:* Oh, I'm sorry, Ms. Empress. I'm sorry. Sarah Doyle: TAKE HER TO THE GUILLA-- – YOLO Movie Quote	added 27 days ago
[as Lucas and Sarah getting ready to fight the Bee Boss in turn-based style] Rachel: What are we waiting for? Let's kill him. Lucas: Rachel, please! You must wait for him to take his turn. Bee Boss: Sorry, I was just afk for a bit. Um, is it my turn? Lucas: Yep. Bee Boss: Okay, um, okay, I just haven't -- Just haven't battled in a long time, so -- Rachel: Oh, my god, hurry up! Lucas: Now, now, Rachel, we must not rush a turn-based battle. Strategy is key in this type of combat. Take your time, Mr. Bee Boss. Rachel: [groans] Bee Boss: I've just got too many spells. I-I don't know which one to use. Lucas: That's okay, just -- Yeah, just choose any, it's okay. Bee Boss: I-I can't do this! [crying] I-I CAN'T DO THIS! I CAN'T! [vomits, wails] Lucas: Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's okay. What's wrong? Bee Boss: F*ing love her, man. I love her! Lucas: Wait, who? Bee Boss: Olivia. She's just -- She's just perfect, man. Lucas: Wait, wait, wait, start from the beginning. What happened? Bee Boss: [sniffs] We were talking, and then, well, she -- I-I just don't know if she likes me as much as I like her. Lucas: Well, just ask her, man. You -- You're an attractive guy. Just -- Why don't you just ask her? Bee Boss: Oh, okay. [Bee Boss calls Olivia on phone] Olivia: Hello. Bee Boss: [normal voice] Hey, Olivia, it's -- It's John-o. Um, I-I was just wondering if you -- If you wanted to go out tonight. Like, I-I'm free, so...if you wanted to do something. Olivia: Oh, yeah, I guess I'm not doing much. Bee Boss: Oh, sweet. I can pick you up one the way, like...yeah, I don't know, like, 8:00 or something? Olivia: Oh, yeah, sure, okay. I-I'll get ready then. Bee Boss: Oh, okay. Yeah, awesome. Uh, yeah, I-I'll see you then, I guess. Olivia: Okay. Yeah. [Bee Boss hangs up] Bee Boss: [exhales deeply] Oh, my god! Oh, my god, she said yes, she said yes. Lucas: See? That wasn't so hard. Bee Boss: You're right, man, yeah. I think I just built it up too much in my head, hey. Anyway, I'll sees ya later. I've got a hot date. [chuckles then leaves] Rachel: What the f* just happened? Lucas: I don't know, but I related to that Bee Boss. And interesting enough, I could help him, but not myself. There's a moral here somewhere. Rachel: No, there isn't. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 27 days ago
Sarah Doyle: [drunk] Nathaniel! Bring me more honey wine! – YOLO Movie Quote	added 27 days ago
Bee Comedian: [snotty voice] Hey, everyone, glad you came here tonight. [laughs] What's up with this, like, mask mandate? Like, what, you gonna force me to wear a mask? Sarah Doyle: Boo. That wasn't funny. Tell me another. Bee Comedian: Am I being heckled for real right now by you? That's so funny, 'cause, like, I've thought about this situation so much in my head, and I prepared the perfect comeback. So here we go. F* you. [chuckles] Bee #6: Whoa, that's our empress, man. Bee Comedian: [normal voice] Wait, are y-- Are you serious? No one told me that. [the bee comedian got his head sliced off in the guillotine afterwards] – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 27 days ago
Bee Boss: Hello! Lucas: Ooh, and whooo might you be? Bee Boss: I am the Bee Boss. And you're in my bee dungeon. And we literally have to battle now 'cause I'm the Bee Boss. [singing] Ma-ma-ma, moo-ma, me-ma-me, moo-ma. Rachel: Shut the f* up and let us through the door, dickhead. Bee Boss: No! Noooo. We must battle...turn-based style. Lucas: Oh, that's cool. Yeah, let's do that. Turn-based, yeah. Rachel: What the f* is going on? – YOLO Movie Quote	added 27 days ago
Lucas: [singing] I am Lucas and this is my friend, Rachel. We are on a quest to find Sarah 'cause she is our friend and we want to see her again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rachel: Shut up. Lucas: I like singing, Rachel, and this is a free country. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 27 days ago
[Sarah drinks the bottle of honey wine] Sarah Doyle: [coughs] Oh, my god! What's the alcohol percentage of this? Bee #5: Oh, no, that's -- That's, like, drugs. It's not even alcohol. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 27 days ago
[Sarah gets taken to the honey castle] Sarah Doyle: Huh? Where am I? Queen Bee: [raspy french accent] Bonjour, Sarah! It is an honor to have you in my hiiiiii... [screeches] Sarah Doyle: Uh...thanks? Queen Bee: Je suis you biggest fan. I watch all your videos. Because of your garden my kingdom is flourishing! Sarah Doyle: Oh, wow! Thank you. Queen Bee: My bees have made more honey than evah! Our hive would be lost without you. Oh, I wanted to say merci with a toast! Sarah Doyle: Aww, you don't have to do that. Queen Bee: NATHANIEL! BREAK OUT THE FRESH BOTTLE OF HONEY WINE YOU [bleep]! OH, I f*ing hate you! Nathaniel: Yes, my liege. Sarah Doyle: I don't know. I did promise my friend I'd take her to the Hop hotel. Oh, maybe one little drink. Queen Bee: All hail Sarah, queen of flowers, bringer of HONEEEEY! [as Nathaniel opens the bottle of honey wine, the cork pulls off bumping every area of the castle, and then accidentally killing the Queen Bee] Bee #1: Ze queen is dead! Bee #2: Oh, the hive cannot live without the queen! Whatever shall be do? Bee #3: Sarah, it seems like destiny has brought us together. Will you be our new queen? Sarah Doyle: Uh... Bee #4: She can't be the queen. She's not a fing bee. Bee #3:* Alright, what about empress? Bee #4: ...Yeah, alright, that should be fine. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 27 days ago
Rachel: Oi, Sarah! Where'd you go? Lucas: Rachel? Rachel: Huh. Oh, it's you. You seen Sarah? Lucas: She passed by here but a moment ago. It appears some bees have taken her into that honey castle there. Rachel: Oh. Oh, well. I guess she's dead. Lucas: Wait! Don't you see, Rachel? Destiny strikes again. We must go into the castle and save Sarah. Just imagine the kind of experience points we can gain from those elite bees! Come, Rachel, our co-op quest begins. Rachel: Ugh. Lucas: [singing] Yet another Lucas and Rachel quest. La, la, la, la, la, LA! – YOLO Movie Quote	added 27 days ago
[Lucas sees Sarah getting grabbed by bees into the honey castle] Lucas: Sarah? My love? Crossing into my storyline once again? – YOLO Movie Quote	added 27 days ago
[Sarah starts to do a video about her garden] Sarah Doyle: Hi, I'm @GrownbySarah, and this is my new flower garden. Um, it's actually a flower bed, but it's in my garden, so -- Rachel: [stops recording] No, that sucks. Nobody's going to want to watch this sht, Sarah. You're embarrassing yourself. Do it again. Sarah Doyle:* Ugh, okay, let's just try one more time. So, uh, hey, guys, these are my flowers, and -- [sees a bee] AAH! OH, MY GOD! OH, A BEE! AAH! I HATE BEES! Phew. Oh, whoops, could you just edit that last bit about hating bees? I want to keep it positive. I'm just really allergic to them. Rachel: [playing games on the phone] What? [suddenly one of the bees grabs Rachel] Sarah Doyle: RACHEL! HELP! Rachel: Hold on, I'll film ya in a sec. I'm just about to hit a f*ing insane combo. [sees Sarah gone] Sarah? Sarah?! HEY, GET BACK HERE, YA DOG! – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 27 days ago
Sarah's Mom: Honey, why don't you tell the real story about how we met next time? [as it transitions to the next scene, the real story starts off in a casino where Sarah's Dad plays the poker machine] [when Sarah's Mom arrives, she touches the handle that Sarah's Dad was using] Sarah's Dad: Hey! That's my poker machine. Sarah's Mom: Oh. Sorry. Sarah's Dad: Wait. Maybe we can use the poker machine together. [as Sarah's Mom and Dad pulled the poker machine together, they still lose] Sarah's Dad: I might have lost my life savings that night, but at least I want you. Sarah's Mom: Oh, I love you, honey. Sarah's Dad: I love you too, babe. [Sarah's Mom and Dad suddenly kissed as their lips stretched out while they're still sitting in their couches] – YOLO Movie Quote	added 27 days ago
[after Sarah's Dad saved Sarah's Mom from Prince Boulder who turned out to be a Boy in a Boulder] Sarah's Mom: You saved me, once again. Does this mean you...love me? Sarah's Dad: Honey, I made a whole four-L.P., triple-gatefold concept noise album about how much I love you. [close-up face] What do you reckon? Sarah's Mom: [happily] OH! [Sarah's Mom and Dad story ends] Lucas: That was so romantic! Sarah's Dad: Yeah. Pretty cool, huh? Sarah's Mom: Oh, doll, no, no, you just -- That was all just made up. Lucas: What? Sarah's Dad: Yeah, but, like, well, how cool would it be if it actually happened, though? Lucas: I guess I'll never get an object that represents a tale of familial lore. Sarah's Mom: A tale of familial lore? Well, I did knit this braid, with yarn from Sarah's baby blanket. You can have this if you want. Lucas: Yes, that's it! Thank you, thank you, thank you! [kisses Sarah's Mom] Sarah's Dad: [to his wife] F*, that was actually pretty hot, eh? – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 27 days ago
Prince Boulder: Jesus christ, Princess. The one thing I ask for when I come home from my sht job is that you do the bloody dishes! Sarah's Mom:* WELL, MAYBE IF YOU STOPEED GAMBLING ALL OUR MONEY AWAY, WE'D BE ABLE TO AFFORD A DISHWASHER! Prince Boulder: You swore after out last argument that you'd NEVER bring up my gambling addiction again! Sarah's Mom: I can't put up with this ANYMOOOORE! [before Prince Boulder was about this punch Sarah's Mom, Sarah's Dad crashes in their window] Sarah's Dad: Get your hands off her. Prince Boulder: Ohh. So you want to duel me, a do ya? Let's do this. [as Sarah's Dad immediately punch Prince Boulder, Prince Boulder cracks his shell and reveals to be a boy inside the boulder this entire time] Boy in a Boulder: Oh, I'm sorry. I was a just a boy. A boy in a boulder. This was just my costume, and I got attached to it. [Boy in a Boulder instantly zig-zags across the room leaving the trailer] – YOLO Movie Quote	added 28 days ago
Lucas: Wow! What a tale! I bet I know what happens next, even though it seemed like the whole world was against you, you marched back in there, slayed the boulder, and got the woman of your dreams, didn't you? Sarah's Dad: What? No, I was just scared. They got married and I just went home. I dabbled in noise albums for a few years. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 28 days ago
[Sarah's Mom sees Sarah's Dad on the fountain when he became a waiter hours ago] Sarah's Mom: What are you doing here? Sarah's Dad: Well, I had to come see you again. You've been on my mind all day. [while forcing his finger into his mind] – YOLO Movie Quote	added 28 days ago
Pink Restaurant Manager: Oi! Get back to work, you lot! Sarah's Dad: But I don't work he-- Pink Restaurant Manager: AAH! Get in here and serve the guests. I'm stressing out, and I've got anxiety. [goblin voice] And put your apron on too. DON'T FORGET TO PUT YOUR F*ING APRON ON. – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 28 days ago

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