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[someone touches Sarah] Sarah Bishop: [screams] Walter: It's ok. It's ok. Just a shaman. Just a harmless bush wombat shaman. Sarah Bishop: Oh. Okay. Hi. Walter: What's got you down, love? Sarah Bishop: I don't have tickets to get into the Dusty Truck N' Donut Muster. I came all this way to see Trent from Channel 10. Walter: Well, well. Looks like it might be your lucky day. I can take you to a secret back entrance where you don't need tickets to get in. Sarah Bishop: Really? Walter: [sniffs] Yep. But I warn ya, it's an epic and treacherous journey. We will leave at dawn. Sarah Bishop: Um...can we just...go now? Walter: Yeah. Yeah, I guess. Sorry. Sorry, yeah. Nah, we can...we can go now. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Both: Greetings! Mayor Bunga: [to his assistant] Shh. let me do it. Mayor Bunga: Greetings. Welcome to the Dusty Truck N' Donut Muster! I'm Mayor Bunga. Please present your tickets. Sarah Bishop: Wait. I didn't know there were tickets. Rachel: Oh, my god. You didn't buy a ticket? Sarah Bishop: No? Rachel: Ugh! It literally said in the commercial to buy tickets. You're so dumb, Sarah. Mayor Bunga: F*in' hell, Sarah. You always do this. Mayor Bunga's Assistant: Jesus christ, Sarah. Mayor Bunga: YOU ARE SO STUPID, SARAH! YOU ARE STUPID! Rachel: Ok, I guess I'll see you later. – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
[Sarah and Rachel gets in a van with a stranger] Strange Guy: So what's a few cute girls like you doing out in the country? Rachel: Dusty Truck N' Donut Muster. Getting a meat tray. Strange Guy: Oh, yeah, I can take you there. We might just have to take a little detour. [smiles creepily] Rachel: F*, it's hot in here. Sweating like a fing do. Chuck the air con on. Strange Guy:* Yeah, alright. [turns the a/c on] Rachel: F*! Got dust all in my throat from walking outside. [throws up and spits] Strange Guy: Ugh. [groans] Rachel: Yeah, that air con's doing nothing, eh? My [bleep]'s like [bleep] cheese factory down here. [pulls out a dead creature from her whatchama calls it] Yeah, that's definitely been up there for a while. Strange Guy: [changes his mind] Uh, ok. Yeah, we're here. Uh, yeah, don't worry about the short cut. – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
[Sarah and Rachel go to Dusty Truck N' Donut Muster by walking] Sarah Bishop: Are we gonna die out here, Rachel? Rachel: Yeah. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
[Sarah fantasizing Trent as a cloud] Roobah the Kangaroo: Oi! Stop fantasizing down there. It's distracting me. [Roobah suddenly crashes into a tree] Sarah Bishop: Oh, my god. I think its neck is broken. What do we do? Rachel: Kill it. [Sarah steps on the kangaroo's neck making the kangaroo scream painfully] Rachel: Nah, let me try. [Rachel steps on Kangaroo's eye] Sarah Bishop: OH, MY GOD, THIS IS AWFUL! JUST KILL IT! [Rachel then gets done stomping the kangaroo] Roobah the Kangaroo: Oh, yeah, that should do it. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
[Sarah and Rachel gets a transport with a kangaroo] Song: [singing] F*IN' ROOBAH! FIN' ROOBAH! F*IN' ROOBAH! Who gives a sht? – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Mayor Bunga: OI, YOU! This weeked, come down to Goondawindi for the famous annual Dusty Truck N' Donut Muster. There's gonna be live music, cars, beer. You can even meet TV's Trent! The host of Channel 10's 'Outback Trent'. He's here, he's hot. F*ING HELL, WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT?! [Trent talks to Sarah in while being in the commercial] Trent: Come find me, Sarah. Sarah Bishop: [surprised] Rachel: [to Sarah] HEY! Rachel: The tv's on. Mayor Bunga: We'll also be holding the Goondawindi raffle where you can win the coveted GOONDAWINDI MEAT TRAY! Packed by Farmer Ethel herself. Farmer Ethel: [as an old lady] I packed it meself. Mayor Bunga: It's got your sausages, your rissoles, BLOODY EVERYTHING. IT'S MEAT TRAY. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? [throws the meat tray] F! Sunglasses Dude:* Get your tickets now, c*s. Rachel: I want that meat tray. Sarah Bishop: Let's go. Sarah's Dad: If you girls are going to Goondawindi, you should borrow my TomTom GPS. Works perfectly fine. I just bought it off eBay too. Sarah Bishop: Um, nah, it's ok. We can just use our phones. Sarah's Dad: [crumbles up the TomTom GPS] OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, THEN. NOPE, I WON'T SUGGEST ANYTHING ELSE ANYMORE. I WON'T SUGGEST ANYTHING ELSE. Y-Y-YOU GIRLS...YOU GIRLS HAVE FUN. YOU GIRSL HAVE FUN. AH, JUST LEAVE. LEAVE. I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP BUT-- – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
[Sarah's parents watch a man hitting a house, with a random scribble on TV] Sarah's Mom: Oh, that's a nice house, isn't it, Bill? Sarah's Dad: WHAT?! – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Rachel: Hey. Sarah Bishop: Hi. Rachel: So I'm sorry that I didn't really care about you being a plus one or being dragged away by demons or whatever. So, yeah, whatever. I'm sorry. Sarah Bishop: [sighs] That's ok. To be honest, I was, like, really angry at you at first, but I thought about it a lot in, like, the last half-hour or whatever and I realized that... Rachel: Uh, can you please stop talking? Sarah Bishop: Oh, sorry. Rachel: Look at this photo I got with Maddison. [shows a picture with Maddison's ugly face in it] Sarah Bishop: You look so f*ing hot. Rachel: Nah, I'm fugly. But thanks. – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
[after Sarah and Lucas got done burying the hooded robber] Lucas: Ah, yes, the deed has been done. [slurps] Sarah Bishop: You can't tell anyone about this. Lucas: Oh, I won't tell anyone, Sarah. As long as I can get a kissy. Sarah Bishop: What? Lucas: If I can get a kissy, I won't tell a soul what happened here today. But if I don't, who knows what I'll dooooo...? [creepily spins his head around] Sarah Bishop: Ok, fine. One kiss. [as Lucas was about to kiss Sarah, the hooded robber rises] [Lucas shrieks and quickly runs away like a lizard] Hooded Robber: Ohh, me head! What happened? Sarah Bishop: Um, I hit you with, like, a bag of ice and we thought you were dead so we, like, buried you or something. Soz. Hooded Robber: Look. I'll be honest with ya. Me car's broke down on the way to the airport 'cause me missus and I have gotta catch a flight and her phone's gone...just gone dead. And we need to call the NRMA to come fix the car, but I-I need money for the payphone and I was just...I like, you wouldn't happen to have, like, two bucks on ya, would ya? Sarah Bishop: No, sorry. Hooded Robber: Oh, yeah, ok. Yeah, no worries. God bless. [leaves] – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
[when Rachel finally gets a selfie with Maddison, Rachel's phone didn't work] Rachel: Sorry. It's kind of f*ed. Maddison: Ok. That's enough. Rachel: Wait. One second. It hasn't taken a photo yet. Maddison: I said that's ENOUGH! [then Rachel's photo finally gets taken] Maddison: Soz, abbe, I should probably mingle and talk to more people. It was so nice to see you, though. Rachel: [while getting kicked out] Ok, maybe we can catch up soon. Maddison: Yeah, I don't know. I'm really busy lately. So, like, yeah, I don't know. Uh, say hi to Sarah for me, though. – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
[Rachel and Maddison meet each other in a serious sequence] Maddison: Oh...Rachel. Is that you? Rachel: [passive aggressive] Hey, Maddison. Yeah. How are you? Maddison: Oh, my god. Good. I haven't seen you in ages. Are you still friends with Sarah? Rachel: [passive aggressive] Yep. She still my bestie. Maddison: Oh, my god. That's so cute that you guys are still friends. I don't talk to anyone from high school anymore. Rachel: [passive aggressive] Heh-heh. Well, it looks like you're having an awesome life. Maddison: Yeah, I'll be going over to Europe next month. I actually have a lot of friends over there. Have you been overseas? Rachel: [passive aggressive] No...I haven't. I'd love to, though. Maddison: Oh, my god. You sooo should. It would be really great for someone else like you. Hmph. It might broaden your mind. Rachel: [passive aggressive] Heh. Cool. So.... [normal voice] can I get a selfie? Maddison: [glaring] Yeah, of course. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
[Rachel sees a woman falling from Maddison's tower] Woman: Ah, ah...MADDISOOOOOON! [thud] Rachel: Cringe. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Lucas: Sarah! Sarah Bishop: Oh. Hi. Lucas: I, it is so lovely to see you. I...I added you the other day, but...but you have failed to follow me back. What brings you to...to this fine merchant? Sarah Bishop: Just buying some ice. Lucas: Ah, fantastic. Ice -- The solid form of H20. Uh, such a magnificent phenomenon. Sarah Bishop: Ok. I'm gonna go get the ice now. Lucas: Ah, very well. Good luck on your quest. [sings upbeat ditty] [suddenly a hooded robber arrives] Hooded Robber: [pulls out a gun] Oi! Everyone put your f*ing hands up! Ya getting robbed, cs! Lucas:* Oh, please, sir, do not harm me. I am just a humble traveler he-- here to trade my coin for nourishment. Hooded Robber: Shut up! [Hooded Robber shoots one of Lucas' arm] Lucas: WHOOOA! Hooded Robber: Empty the cash register and give us all your f*ing money! [bleep] give it! GIVE IT! Cashier: Ok. [Sarah hits the hooded robber with a bag of ice] Lucas: Sarah, y-you've killed him! You've killed the grown man! Sarah Bishop: Oh, my god. Is he actually dead? Lucas: You're a murder now, Sarah. Murderer! We have to bury the body! Whee! – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
[while Sarah is mining in the Plus One zone] Sarah Bishop: Oh, my god! What kind of party is this? Old Miner: You get used to it after a while. And sometimes you can keep some of the stones that you crush. Hello. [gets zapped] Plus One Demon: Silence, Plus One! [to Sarah] You! We need more ice for the esky. You will go to the corner shop to purchase some. Fulfill your quest or suffer 300 more years in here! Sarah Bishop: Okay! Plus One Demon: [brings out his wallet] Here. Take $5 bucks. Should...should be enough. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Demon Guard #3: Halt! This area is for Maddison's actual friends. Rachel: [with creepy beautiful face] That's me! Demon Guard #3: To enter, you must answer the following question. What day is Maddison's birthday? [Rachel looks for clues for a second] Rachel: Um, today? Demon Guard #3: ...That's correct. Demon Guard #4: Nice. Demon Guard #3: [surprised] Good...good job. Yep, go ahead, please. Demon Guard #4: Yeah, go. Feel free. Demon Guard #3: Yeah. Rachel: Thanks. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Rachel: I need to get that selfie with Madison, even if it kills me. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
[Sarah enters the Plus One Zone] Sarah Bishop: Ok. Kinda random. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Demon Guard: [grabs Sarah] WAIT! Are you the crystal-holder's plus one? Sarah Bishop: Yeah. Demon Guard: You must enter through the side door, plus one. [Demon Guard magically tattoo a mark on Sarah's forehead] Sarah Bishop: What the...?! Demon Guard: Minions! Take her! Rachel: [happily drunk] Bye, Sarah! Sorry, I didn't know. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Demon Guard: Halt! Present your invitation crystal. [Rachel gives the demon guard the crystal] Demon Guard #2: Ok, you may enter. Demon Guard: Yes, you may enter. Demon Guard: Thanks for the crystal. Demon Guard #2: Yeah, thanks for that. Not many people bring the crystal. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Rachel: SARAH! SARAH! Sarah Bishop: [far away] YEAH?! Rachel: [yells] WANNA GO TO A PARTY TONIGHT AS MY PLUS ONE?! Sarah Bishop: OH MY GOD! TOTALLY! I'LL JUST GO TELL MY PARENTS! [Sarah ask her parents] Sarah Bishop: Hey, um, I'm gonna go out tonight. Sarah's Mom: Oh, no. Sarah, no, no. Could you just stay in tonight instead? Ugh. All you do is go out to all these parties every single night. It's just...it's so worrying. It's worrying us. Sarah's Dad: [gibbers] Worrying us. Sarah Bishop: Uhh... Sarah's Dad: Before you go, Sarah, I found an article in the newspaper I think you'd really enjoy. It's right up your alley. Take -- Take -- Take a read of it. I think you'll really enjoy this. Sarah Bishop: Uh-uh, yeah, ma-maybe later. Sarah's Dad: [crumbles up the newspaper] OH, OKAY. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT. NO WORRIES. I'LL JUST THROW THAT AWAY. YEP. LAST TIME I DO ANYTHING FOR YOU, SARAH. ALRIGHT, GOODBYE, GOODBYE. HAVE FUN. GOODBYE. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Demonic Voice: Dear citizen, you have been invited to the sacred birthday party of the one and only Maddison the Beautiful. With over 2,000 followers, a daddy who knows she's a princess, and a 6'4" boyfriend, Maddison is obviously the coolest and hottest girl in town. Demonic Voice: If you possess the strength and will to scale Maddison's colossal tower, you may actually even be able to see her yourself to get a selfie. Demonic Voice: Doors open at 8PM tonight at the Maddison tower in west Wollongong. Plus ones are acceptable, but will be delegated to the plus one zone. Madison: [rotoscoped] Hey, I can't wait to see you! Demonic Voices: ALL HAIL MADISON! Demonic Voice: Please retrieve the invitation crystal after self-destruct. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
Victor's Dad: Victor, my son, I have one last request. Victor Frankenstein: Yes, father? Victor's Dad: Never bring me back to life! [Victor Frankenstein bring his father back to life] Victor Frankenstein: Don't worry, I won't. [shoots his father] Victor Frankenstein: HA HA! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 1 month ago
[Blanket Jackson suddenly tripped over a cord and accidentally bumping Michael Jackson into the DNA merger] Michael Jackson: What's this? Blanket Jackson: Dad, we're together! Michael Jackson: For eternity? Blanket Jackson: This is awesome! Michael Jackson: This is awful! Blanket Jackson: I love y-- [MJ pulls Blanket's hair] Michael Jackson: I hate you! Blanket Jackson: Wait! Stop hitting! Michael Jackson: Get away from me! Blanket Jackson: I love us! Michael Jackson: I hate us! [then Michael Jackson and Blanket Jackson accidentally gets bitten by a werewolf rug] Blanket Jackson: Ow! That hurt! Michael Jackson: In an interesting way! Blanket Jackson: Yeah, interesting! Michael Jackson: SHUT UP! [suddenly the moon appears] Both: Uh-oh! WHEEEEEEE! [then they suddenly turned into a werewolf rug confirming their death] Polidori: Well, at least we got a new rug out of this. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 1 month ago

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