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Frog Guardian:
Welcome to the Crocodile! I am the Frog Guardian. Why have you come here? Blim.

Sarah Bishop:
I need to speak with the Crocodile. I think he might be one.

Rachel:
Yeah, and I'm here to steal her nan's rubies.

Sarah Bishop:
What?

Rachel:
WHAT? NOTHING! WHAT? NOTHING! WHAT? NOTHING!

Frog Guardian:
Ah! If it is love you seek, you must enter where he speaks. And if you travel smart, you might just find the heart.

Sarah Bishop:
"Enter where he speaks". Ok, I guess we just go inside his mouth?

Rachel:
Yeah, I guess. [to FlyLo] Are you coming?

Flying Lotus:
[to a female crocodile] Thom Yorke, that's my boy, you know what I mean? [to Rachel] Ah, nah, nah. You guys good. You go without me.

Frog Guardian:
[to Sarah & Rachel] Ok, well, I've-I've also got some crocodile merch. Got some hats and mugs if you wanna buy...

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Crocodiles:
[singing] You have arrived at Crocodile Town. Crocodile Town is under the ground. Here we dance and sing our song. Of how you'll meet the Crocodile in not too long. Just you wait and you will see. Down in the swamp is where he'll be. You will meet a sharp-toothed friend, and then this song will finally come to an end.

Rachel:
That sucked.

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[as Sarah and Rachel have fallen into Crocodile Town]

Sarah Bishop:
Are you ok?

Rachel:
[a couple of broken bones, but she was able to repair herself] Uh, yeah, I think.

[Flying Lotus then comes down with a superhero landing]

Flying Lotus:
Man, y'all know I couldn't miss out on this adventure!

Chorus:
FlyLo!

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Sarah Bishop:
Wait. Are you the crocodile I saw on the cruise?

Crocodile 2:
[groans] No. I'm Crocodile 2. Obviously. You're thinking about Crocodile 1, also known as just Crocodile. He lives down in Crocodile Town.

Sarah Bishop:
Where's Crocodile Town?

Beach People:
[gasps] [all chant] Crocodile Town, Crocodile Town..

Crocodile 2:
So Crocodile Town, is where my kind, the crocodiles, live. Because of a lot of drama and disputes that I don't wanna get into right now, he lives there and I live here.

Sarah Bishop:
I have to go and meet him. I fee like we had a missed connection.

Crocodile 2:
Look, personally, I wouldn't be going to Crocodile Town, but you guys seem kind of rad.

[the beach person opens up the gateway hole to Crocodile Town]

Henry:
Uh, Rachel? B-Before you go, I-I just wanted you to have this ancient Beach Sword of Wisdom. I crafted just for you.

Rachel:
Henry, I don't know much about you or the crazy life you've had, but goddammit, I love you.

Sarah Bishop:
Um, I don't think I wanna go down there.

Rachel:
Yeah, actually, let's not do that.

Crocodile 2:
Too late. [pushes them into the hole to Crocodile Town]

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Beach People #4:
Ok, and that was Blip with 'I Love My Mum'.

Beach People #5:
And now please welcome to the stage..

Beach People #6:
Flying Lotus.

[Flying Lotus arrives]

Flying Lotus:
Hey, hey. What up, y'all? I don't know how I got on this beach or where the f*** I am really, but, uh, I'm about to play some new track I've been working on for y'all.

Man:
Whoo! Yeah!

[Flying Lotus played some bass-heavy music thumps until an angry crocodile burst in]

Crocodile 2:
OI! KEEP IT DOWN IN HERE! I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT 6AM FOR WORK TOMORROW!

The Beach People & Flying Lotus:
Sorry, Crocodile 2.

Henry:
Love you.

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Sarah Bishop:
We should probably be getting home for Christmas lunch soon.

Rachel:
Yeah, I really need to find your nan's rubies.

Sarah Bishop:
What?

Rachel:
WHAT? NOTHING!

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Blip:
I love my mum! I love my mum! I love my mummy, I love my mum! Thank you. Thank you, everybody. That's it, that's my song. Thank you.

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Beach People #1:
Who are you?

Beach People #2:
Who are you and why have you come to the Beach?

Sarah Bishop:
We just got shipwrecked and the dolphin prawns dropped us off.

Rachel:
Yeah, dolphin prawns.

Beach People #3:
We are the Beach People. Nice to meet you.

Henry:
Wanna come jam at our cool cave? It's cool!

Rachel:
Oh, sure thing, Henry.

Sarah Bishop:
How'd you know that thing's name?

Rachel:
[realizes] ...I don't know.

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[when Sarah sees Rachel drowning, Sarah tries to remember Sarah's Nan's helpful advice]

Sarah's Nan:
Now, Sarah, if you're ever lost at sea and you need to save a friend who's drowning, just play this and help will come your way.

Sarah Bishop:
Nan, I'm trying to sleep.

Sarah's Nan:
[pulls up a shotgun to Sarah] Don't you ever talk back to me. [bang]

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Woman with Glasses:
You must be Sarah.

Rachel:
Nah, she's over the--

Woman with Glasses:
[interrupts] of course, we need to discuss the matter of the inheritance. [shows a bag of Sarah's Nan's rubies]

Rachel:
Yes. I am Sarah.

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[Sarah's Nun sees Sarah and Rachel arrived at the Christmas cruise]

Sarah's Nun:
Ah, good. Youse made it to my Christmas cruise. Now I can die happy. [explodes]

[a party person with glasses checks to see Sarah's Nun body parts and stuff]

Party Person With Glasses:
Yep, she's dead.

Rachel:
Sorry that your nan exploded, Sarah.

Rachel:
Wanna go dance?

Sarah Bishop:
[sighs] Not right now. I need some time to process this...

Rachel:
Ok. 'Bye.

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[as Sarah and Rachel were about to travel in a prawn-drawn carriage to the Christmas cruise]

Sarah Bishop:
[to her parents] Aren't you guys coming?

Sarah's Mom:
No. Sorry, love. Bit too drunk.

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[as Sarah and Rachel open the present together, and invitation appears]

Sarah's Nan:
Sarah! It's me, your favorite nan. Merry Chrissy, love. You're invited to my Christmas cruise. Come along and bring anyone you want.

Sarah's Mom:
Oh, that's so sweet of Mum to invite us, but we have Christmas lunch on at 1:00, unfortunately.

Sarah's Nun:
And if youse don't come, you can forget about getting my priceless inheritance rubies when I die.

[dramatic music intensifies]

Sarah's Mom:
Sarah...go get that f***ing inheritance now!

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[as Rachel opens up her present, her present was she expected to be]

Sarah's Mom:
They're prawn heads. Just what you wanted, Rachel. T-That's what you wanted, right?

[Rachel punches through a wall]

Sarah Bishop:
It's ok, Rachel. We can open my present together.

Sarah's Dad:
WHAT? No, tha-that present was for Sarah! You...nooo!

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Sarah's Mom:
Merry Christmas, girls. Sarah, your sister sends her love.

Sharon Bishop:
[who's stuck inside a family house painting] HELP MEEEEEEEE!

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[after G'elllx'Tharx killed Mayor Bunga, he gets out of Rachel's body]

Sarah Bishop:
What happened?

Rachel:
Dunno.

Walter:
Look, I'm just gonna say it. That was a fun adventure. We had some laughs. We had a bit of a cry. Sarah got to meet Trent. Rachel did all that stuff that just happened. Yeah, it was good!

Walter:
Sorry. I'm not gonna go on about it. I just...yeah. No, whatever. I'll just shut up. Don't worry about it.

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[after Mayor Bunga throws Rachel into the Big Hole, nothing happened, until seconds later, Rachel rises and became a god]

Mayor Bunga:
What? What the bloody hell is going on here?

Mayor Bunga's Assistant:
Wait a second. The prophecy was wrong all along! That's not the Big Hole. SHE'S THE BIG HOLE!

G'elllx'Tharx (possessing Rachel):
I am G'elllx'Tharx. I have hosted this mortal's body to speak to you from my realm. You constantly wish for a muddier promised land, but what you have failed to realize is you are already living in the muddiest promised land there is! You have all followed a false prophecy that I set up to test you. You're all so f***ing dumb!

Party Person:
Yeah, I have no idea what the f*** is happening anymore, hey.

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[Sarah goes to Trent's Tent first before saving Rachel, but she did not expect what Trent used to be on TV]

Trent:
[wheezes]

Sarah Bishop:
Trent?

Trent:
[as a naked goblin figure] Yes. It is me...Trent.

Sarah Bishop:
You...kinda look different than you do on TV.

[then Trent's arm starts to fall off]

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Both:
According...

Mayor Bunga:
[to his assistant] SHUT UP! JUST LET ME DO IT!

Mayor Bunga:
According to the prophecy, once the Big Hole feeds on this offering, it will open the gateway to the golden mud lands where there will be even more mud to do sick doughies in and smoke ciggies and all that kinda sh*t.

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[Rachel's reaction when she sees the Big Hole]

Rachel:
Ugh. Sigh.

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[meanwhile with Sarah and Walter]

Walter:
We have arrived.

[cuts to the next scene where Sarah and Walter have journeyed the same Dusty Truck N' Donut Master place where they had started from the beginning]

Sarah Bishop:
This is the front entrance.

Walter:
Yeah, sorry. I didn't know what I was doing.

Sarah Bishop:
What's that smoke?

Walter:
That's special smoke. Means someone's won the meat tray and they're gonna be sacrificed to the Big Hole.

Sarah Bishop:
Oh, my god! That could be Rachel! We need to get in there!

Walter:
Oh, okay. Well, I've got two tickets. We can use those to get in.

Sarah Bishop:
Oh, what? You had tickets the whole time? [sighs] Ok, whatever. Let's just go.

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Mayor Bunga:
Alright, stop the music! STOP THE MUSIC!

[the band stops]

Mayor Bunga:
Time for the meat raffle.

All:
[cheer]

Mayor Bunga:
Ok, so you all know the rules. If you came her on a roobah, you have a friend named Sarah. And your name is Rachel, the meat tray is yours!

Rachel:
Oh, damn. Wait. Wait! Wait, no, that's me! OH, MY GOD, THAT'S ME! I WON! I WON!

[Rachel runs to the stage for the meat tray]

Rachel:
[bleep] YEAH, MEAT TRAY!

Party People:
All hail Rachel, the hottest and funniest girl ever!

Mayor Bunga:
NOW!

[Mayor Bunga's Assistant pulls the lever, dropping the cage on Rachel]

Rachel:
Huh? What the f***?!

Mayor Bunga:
You idiot, Rachel! This was all just a big set-up!

Rachel:
What?

Mayor Bunga:
We know who you are, Rachel. We've been looking for you for a long time. OPEN THE BIG HOLE!

[Mayor Bunga's Assistant pulls the second level that opens the Big Hole]

Both:
It has been fore-

Mayor Bunga:
[to his assistant] No, let me do it.

Mayor Bunga:
It has been foretold that the Big Hole of Goondawindi must feast on the filthiest being ever and in doing so, it will take us to the promised land -- An even muddier and sicker land than this.

Rachel:
What the f*** is going on?!

Mayor Bunga:
We tricked you, Rachel. You idiot! GOD, YOU'RE DUMB! YOU'RE A DUMMY, RACHEL!

Party People:
You're dumb, Rachel. [singing] You're so f***ing dumb. What is wrong with you, Rachel? GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW DUMB YOU ARE!

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[Sarah and Walter sees a green guy running in the bushes]

Walter:
Wait a second. Is that bloody, Thomas? Oi, Thomas!

Thomas:
F***IN' WALTER.

Walter:
What's happening, mate? Bring it in, mate. Bring it in. Yeah, great to see ya.

Thomas:
It's really good to see ya.

Walter:
Been a while, hasn't it?

Thomas:
It's been ages.

Walter:
Been a long while, yeah. How's -- How's Trisha going?

Thomas:
Oh, uh, look, she actually...she passed away about a -- About a year and a half ago now.

Walter:
My god. I'm...I'm so sorry to hear that.

Thomas:
Yeah, look, I-I didn't really tell many people. But, um, yeah, look, I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm alright. I'm doing alright.

Walter:
I don't know -- I don't know what to say. That's just awful.

Thomas:
Yeah, look, now like-like I said, like I'm sorry I didn't tell you, but I didn't really tell many people.

Walter:
No, it's absolutely fine. Y-you gotta do what you gotta do.

Thomas:
Yeah.

Walter:
If you ever need anyone to talk to I'm always here, so.

Thomas:
Look, thank you. I appreciate it. Yeah, but how are you? How are you going? How's -- How's Jenny?

Walter:
Uh, yeah, Jenny's good. We're good. We just bought a place in bloody, uh, Emerald, actually.

Thomas:
Oh! Oh, that's great.

Walter:
Really nice house, actually.

Sarah Bishop:
Um...I really need to get to...that thing.

Walter:
Oh, okay. Sorry, sorry. Let's go. Yeah, sorry, sorry. Let's go.

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Walter:
Here it is. The Tree of Lilliak. What a sight for weary eyes this is.

Walter:
I pissed on this tree once. I think it was, um...last February or March or something. It was definitely early last year, though.

Sarah Bishop:
Does this have anything to do with getting to the back entrance?

Walter:
I mean, nah, not really. But I just thought it was kind of interesting, that's all. Ok, yeah, don't worry about it. Don't worry.

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