Dungeon:
Questers, to escape this chamber in my dungeon, you must find the correct key to her heart. Yeah.
Matthew:
Aah! We'll be impaled by that wall of spikes unless we pick the right key to unlock the door. But, but, but, but which key? This is the key to Jennifer's heart, for it is golden like her glimmering blonde locks.
Crumblord:
No, 'tis this key, for it contains the green emerald stone, and my darling Cynthia loves the green emerald stone. Therefore, this is the key to her beautiful, big, beating heart.
Daniel:
[picks a key] Shiny, shiny, shiny. I like potatoes. I like potatoes. Brr! [wiggles his arms]
Crumblord:
Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, you and your random stuff you say -- I f***ing love it.
Matthew:
Hurry, Lucas, which one is the key to unlock the door?
Lucas:
I don't know which one suits Sarah the most, but more importantly, how can four different keys open one door? That doesn't make any sense for god's sakes.
Crumblord:
Pick one or else we're doomed.
Lucas:
First, let's see what kind of keyhole is on the lock.
Crumblord:
We're doomed.
Lucas:
[pulls the lock showing it's already opened] Wait, it...it's already unlocked.
[Lucas, and the 3 guys escape from the First Chamber]
Dungeon:
Correct. There is no physical key, for you are already the key to her heart. [laughs] That challenge was a little metaphorical one. Hee-hee-hee.
Crumblord:
Hmph. Good work, I guess. Cynthia, hear my words. I will get you soon.
Matthew:
Yes, good work indeed. By thinking outside the box, we are one chamber closer to winning our lady loves.
Daniel:
[repeated babbling] I love you.
Lucas:
Gosh, these boys are blinded by their foolish infatuation with their lady love. [positive voice] Good thing I'm not like them. [singing] La-da-da, la-da-dee, da-da-da, da-da-da.