Timothyj.29104's Quotes Page #13

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Brett:
For a long time we were a crew of nine. I had to be selective of our final 10th member because once we break free, we will finally taste a truer reality than this one and then conquer it.

Sarah Doyle:
Wow. Just because my garden selfie went viral?

[all the crew laughed]

Brett:
[laughs] You always stay in character, don't you? Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the best parody Instagram comedian in the world.

Sarah Doyle:
Parody? What do you mean? I wasn't trying to be funny.

Brett:
Wait, this isn't a bit? I thought your post was making fun of the whole garden girl archetype. I thought you were a genius satirist.

Sarah Doyle:
Um, no?

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added 26 days ago

[meanwhile Lucas, and the 3 guys are still questing in the dungeon]

Lucas:
[tired] Will this quest ever end?

Dungeon:
Congratulations, questers, you have proved you are pure of heart. Now place your love potions upon mine altar and I shall bless them. So you may finally win your maidens. Ooh, lucky you.

Daniel:
CAROLINE, CAROLINE! DANIEL CAN FINALLY HAVE HIS CAROLINE!

[Daniel gets burned to death by a dragon]

Crumblord:
DANIEL!

Matthew:
NO!

Crumblord:
We came all this way. I can't give up now. For Cynthia.

[Crumblord gets burned to death by the same dragon that killed Daniel]

Matthew:
CRUMBLORD!

Dungeon:
Come, boys. Don't you want your love potions? Which one of you is next?

Lucas:
[to Matthew] Are you insane? That dragon's gonna obliterate you. If you're dead, how can you love your maiden?

Matthew:
Ah, 'tis the eternal paradox. Once she finds out I died for her, my Jennifer will feel so guilty, she'll have to fall in love with me.

Lucas:
I understand your logic, but hearing it out loud, you sound...kind of crazy.

Matthew:
Perhaps I am crazy to die for my lady love. But wouldn't you?

Lucas:
No. No, I-I wouldn't. That's just stupid. You'll be dead, idiot.

Matthew:
I SACRIFICE MYSELF FOR LOOOOVE!

[then Matthew gets burned to death like all the rest]

Lucas:
Hm. I'm gonna go home.

Dungeon:
WAIT. Don't you want to get your love potion? You're so close, Lucas.

Lucas:
Uh...not really, no.

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added 26 days ago

[after Mega Baby falls down, Sarah heard something far away]

Sarah Doyle:
What's all that screaming? I hope Rachel's okay.

Brett:
Sarah, look around ya. You're surrounded by my amazing friends. This is Craig Makowska. Ever heard of Ruber Eats? Yeah. He was the one that combined both the words.

Craig Makowska:
It just hit me like a bolt of lightning. ZAP!

Sarah Doyle:
[to Crab Singer] That's the best musician in the world. [to Crocodile 2] The best 3-D animator, [to Chimothee Talamet] and of course, the best actor.

Chimothee Talamet:
[to Sarah] Hey, have we met before?

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added 26 days ago

Skull Megabilby:
Come on, babe, push, push. Push!

[Rachel pushes out a baby pillow]

Skull Megabilby:
Hi, little guy, nice to meet you. I'm Daddy.

Mega Baby:
Pleased to meet you. I'm your child, Mega Baby. Let's have a fun life together. I love both of you equally. Thank you.

Rachel:
You know, this is exactly how I picture my life to be when I was younger. I just never thought I was allowed to want it.

Skull Megabilby:
Babe, you deserve to feel all the beauty love has to offer.

Rachel:
F***, you're the best.

[Mega Baby falls down]

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added 26 days ago

Dungeon:
Ooh, bravo, gentlemen. You have succeeded in serenading me. It is the key to wooing any female. Questers, the final step to acquire your love potion awaits you on the next level.

Daniel:
SKREE, BACON! BACON, BACON! [quickly runs up the stairs]

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added 26 days ago

Rachel:
Honey, I'm home. Slow day, so I came home early so we can cuddle.

[Rachel sees Skull Megabilby hanging out with another woman who is a empty bucket]

Skull Megabilby:
Oh f***. Uh, this isn't what it looks like, I swear.

Rachel:
No? Because it looks like you're f***ing cheating me with Bucket.

Skull Megabilby:
No, you know Bucket. She's just a friend. We were just hanging out.

Rachel:
Don't you f***ing lie to me! You're both naked! [kicks Bucket] F***'in b*tch!

Skull Megabilby:
I'm sorry, I'm so, so sorry. I've been bad, so bad.

Rachel:
[tearing up] How could you?

Skull Megabilby:
It's just sometimes I-I love you so much, it scares me, so I lashed out. I'm sorry.

Rachel:
You know, I'm scared, too -- Scared of losing you.

Skull Megabilby:
Really? Even after what I did. Why?

Rachel:
Because with you by my side, I feel like I could do anything.

Skull Megabilby:
Oh, f***. I love you so much, Rachel. And I'm so sorry.

Rachel:
And I love you, too. I forgive you.

[Rachel and Skull Megabilby smooched each other]

Skull Megabilby:
Hey, babe. It's almost like cheating made our relationship even stronger. [chuckles]

Rachel:
Oh f*** off.

[canned laughter, applause]

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added 27 days ago

Brett:
Hey, Sarah, how does it feel to be back home?

Sarah Bishop:
I'm so happy to be back home with my plants. All those shows and awards -- It was such a whirlwind.

Brett:
Oh, I know, but you handled yourself so well. I'm proud of you.

Sarah Bishop:
[looks at his Dad waving at her] Yeah, everyone keeps saying that.

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added 27 days ago

Dungeon:
Questers, to escape this chamber in my dungeon, you must find the correct key to her heart. Yeah.

Matthew:
Aah! We'll be impaled by that wall of spikes unless we pick the right key to unlock the door. But, but, but, but which key? This is the key to Jennifer's heart, for it is golden like her glimmering blonde locks.

Crumblord:
No, 'tis this key, for it contains the green emerald stone, and my darling Cynthia loves the green emerald stone. Therefore, this is the key to her beautiful, big, beating heart.

Daniel:
[picks a key] Shiny, shiny, shiny. I like potatoes. I like potatoes. Brr! [wiggles his arms]

Crumblord:
Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, you and your random stuff you say -- I f***ing love it.

Matthew:
Hurry, Lucas, which one is the key to unlock the door?

Lucas:
I don't know which one suits Sarah the most, but more importantly, how can four different keys open one door? That doesn't make any sense for god's sakes.

Crumblord:
Pick one or else we're doomed.

Lucas:
First, let's see what kind of keyhole is on the lock.

Crumblord:
We're doomed.

Lucas:
[pulls the lock showing it's already opened] Wait, it...it's already unlocked.

[Lucas, and the 3 guys escape from the First Chamber]

Dungeon:
Correct. There is no physical key, for you are already the key to her heart. [laughs] That challenge was a little metaphorical one. Hee-hee-hee.

Crumblord:
Hmph. Good work, I guess. Cynthia, hear my words. I will get you soon.

Matthew:
Yes, good work indeed. By thinking outside the box, we are one chamber closer to winning our lady loves.

Daniel:
[repeated babbling] I love you.

Lucas:
Gosh, these boys are blinded by their foolish infatuation with their lady love. [positive voice] Good thing I'm not like them. [singing] La-da-da, la-da-dee, da-da-da, da-da-da.

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added 27 days ago

Crumblord:
[sighs] According to my internal compass, we are nearly there.

Lucas:
Nearly where?

Crumblord:
The First Chamber of Doom.

Daniel:
[covers his mouth] Thank you, thank you, thank you, jesus christ.

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added 27 days ago

Rachel:
Darling, did you drink all the ginger beers again?

Skull Megabilby:
Oh, sorry, love, forgot I did that.

[canned laughter intensifies]

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added 27 days ago

[Sarah's Dad came by to tell Sarah how proud she did]

Sarah's Dad:
Oh, Sarah, baby, you look so beautiful.

Sarah Doyle:
Aww, thanks, Dad.

Sarah's Dad:
You know, I always knew you were gonna be famous. Your Mum said I was crazy, but I always knew. I always knew!

Sarah Doyle:
Oh, thanks, Dad. That's really nice of you.

Sarah's Dad:
[sobbing] I'm really -- I'm just really proud of you. Love, you really made something of yourself. And I think that's just so impressive and admirable. I just wanna ask, like, li-- Will you marry me?

Sarah Doyle:
WHAT! NO, you're my Dad!

Sarah's Dad:
OH, F***! F***, I'm sorry! I just -- I just got overwhelmed. Your fame is really affecting me. Sorry, I don't know why I said that.

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added 27 days ago

Dungeon:
Questers, to enter my dungeon, you must solve this riddle.

Matthew:
Oh, goody! I love riddles.

Daniel:
BLAMTASTIC, WEE! [tweaking like a scribbled drawing]

Crumblord:
Hm. Now we're talking.

Dungeon:
What has been stolen from you that you gave away willingly?

Matthew & Crumblord:
Hmm.

Daniel:
Tricky, tricky, tricky.

Matthew:
Oh, boo! This riddle is too hard. How can I give something away if it's been stolen?

Lucas:
And who the devil stole it?

Crumblord:
That's it! My darling Cynthia has stolen my heart! But yet I also willingly gave it to her. The answer is th-the heart!

Dungeon:
Correct. You may enter.

Matthew:
Warriors, we have passed the first test. I am glad to fight by your side. Let us go into the dungeon. [leaves]

Lucas:
Hmm. I suppose I can put up with these fools for a little while. Alas, it is all for Sarah.

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added 27 days ago

[while Lucas travels the Scary Mountain, he met 3 other nerdy guys with hats]

Lucas:
Who are you gentlemen?

Matthew:
I am Matthew the Excellent. Here on the final part of my love potion quest.

Crumblord:
Damn all you foolish humans. Let's just get this over and done with, quick.

Daniel:
Caroline, Caroline, I will get my Caroline one day.

Lucas:
Wait. The mermaid gave you all the love potion scrolls, too?

Matthew:
Yep. We all just met 10 minutes ago in the forest and realized we were all on the same quest, too. And NOW we are a group of male best friends. Isn't that sooo spectacular? Will you join us?

Lucas:
I'd rather not. I consider myself a bit of a lone wolf.

Crumblord:
Hmph, fool. The lone wolf dies alone in the snow, lamenting the alliances that never formed.

Matthew:
But, but, but we must band together to survive the challenges that await us in the dungeon.

Lucas:
What dungeon?

[Daniel opens up the branches that reveals a dungeon]

Daniel:
DUNGEON, DUNGEON, DUNGEON, DUNGEON, DUNGEON!

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added 27 days ago

Lucas:
Hm, Scary Mountain is actually rather scary. Meh.

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added 27 days ago

Cichael Musack:
G'day, Australia. And welcome to the program. Today we've got a very special guest all the way from Wollongong who's made the most viral picture on the whole entire internet. Please, welcome Sarah Doyle.

Sarah Doyle:
Hi. Thanks for having me. Hi.

Cichael Musack:
No worries. So tell us, how did you come up with the whole garden idea? It's absolutely genius.

Sarah Doyle:
Yeah, I -- I was just -- I just had this, like, vision, and I wanted to make a garden. So, yeah, I just made my garden.

Cichael Musack:
Well, that's so cool. So tell me, did you have any friends that may have helped you on the way, or has it been you this whole time just alone?

Sarah Doyle:
YEAH, like, basically, yeah.

Rachel:
[sees the interview of Sarah on phone] ALONE? What she on about? I'm the one who recorded her stupid videos.

Rachel:
[imitating Megabilby] Yeah, this is so f***ed babe.

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added 27 days ago

Scary Mountain:
Boo! Who goes there?

Lucas:
It is I, Lucas the Magnificent.

Scary Mountain:
Well, I am Scary Mountain. If you are here to climb me to see James the Warlock, at the top, [happily] be prepared for the scares.

Lucas:
A warrior in love is never afraid.

[ends in an anime "To be continued" moment]

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added 27 days ago

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Wait, look! There's your bestie. Why don't you say hi, Rachel?

Rachel:
What? No, I'm not talking to that b*tch. We're fighting.

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Come on, Rachel. Be the bigger person. Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Rachel:
You know what? I might just do that. [to Sarah] Hey, Sarah. Guess what?

Sarah Doyle:
What?

Rachel:
I don't need you anymore, you b*tch. I have a boyfriend now, and we're really, really happy.

Sarah Doyle:
Yeah, well, I'm really happy, too. You might've seen that my garden post got 15 million likes.

Rachel:
Yeah, I saw it. And guess what? You look FAT!

Sarah Doyle:
[gasps] What did you say?

Rachel:
I said you look f***ing FAT!

Sarah Doyle:
...

Rachel:
FAAAAAT!

Sarah Doyle:
That's it! I'm done. I don't need this kind of negativity in my life anymore! [bout to unfollow Rachel's profile]

Rachel:
[gasps] Are you f***ing serious?

Sarah Doyle:
Yeah, I'm serious.

Rachel:
Are you actually gonna do it?

Sarah Doyle:
I mean it!

Rachel:
[serious] Are you actually serious right now?

Sarah Doyle:
I'm gonna do it!

Rachel:
Are you for real?

Sarah Doyle:
YOU ARE BLOCKED!

Rachel:
NOOOO!

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added 27 days ago

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Hello, Rachel. It's me, your good friend, Peleeken Mischief Maker.

Rachel:
GET THE F*** OUT OF MY CAVE, C*NT!

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Rachel, what's up with you?

Rachel:
[imitating Megabilby as a skull] Rachel's actually very sensitive right now and doesn't need any fake friends coming to harass her.

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Um, okay. Uh, who am I talking to now?

Rachel:
[imitating Megabilby] I'm Megabilby.

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Um, hello, Mr. Megabilby, sir. Nice to meet you. But, um, can I maybe speak to Rachel alone for a moment?

Rachel:
Go AWAY, GRR!

Rachel:
[imitating Megabilby] Yeah. Sorry, she's, uh, just not really in the mood to talk, hey.

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
But, Rachel, I just wanted to check in on you to make sure you're okay.

Rachel:
WHY?

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
No reason. Uh, say, Mr. Megabilby, sir, would it be alright if I took my friend, Rachel out for a little walkie?

Rachel:
NO!

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Come on, just for a minute. Don't you want Rachel, come outside and get a nice breath of fresh air and some sunlight?

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
[singing] Rachel. Why don't you see? There's a whole wide world out there, just waiting for you to see. There's mountains and trees and clouds and so much more, I just wish you understood how much there is. So, Rachel, just come outside, 'cause there are so many friends to see! I just want you to be happy, Rachel, don't you understand that there's a whole wide world to see, YES THERE IS, there's the whole wide world to se. WHY DON'T YOU UNDEESTAND. There's a whole wide world to SEEE!

Rachel:
Alright, that was really sh*t. I'm going back inside.

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
I-I spent a long time writing that song, but alright.

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added 27 days ago

Sarah's Dad:
Are you saying my Sarah's some sort of special girl?

Brett Brettington:
In short, yes. Sarah posted a picture that was so perfect, so groundbreaking that it's caused a paradigm shift. That's exactly why I'm here. I'm sure you've heard of me. [close-up face] Brett Brettington?

Sarah's Dad:
Uh...what was it again?

Sarah's Mom:
No. Nope.

Sarah Doyle:
Uh, no. Sorry.

Brett Brettington:
That's alright. [chuckles] I'm kind of off-grid, hey.

Brett Brettington:
I like to meet innovators and take them to new heights. Sarah has proved that she's at the top of her field by uploading the most viral post on the entire f***ing internet. [angry face intensifies]

Brett Brettington:
And I want to help her get to the next level.

Sarah's Mom:
Oh, how lovely, Sarah. Congratulations, sweety!

Sarah's Dad:
FINALLY! I'M GONNA WALK DOWN THE RED CARPET! YES! YEEEES!

Sarah Doyle:
This is all so crazy. It was just a silly little post of my garden.

Brett Brettington:
No, it was more than that, Sarah. [angry face intensifies] It was genius.

Sarah Doyle:
Really?

Brett Brettington:
Yep, trust me. So, what do you say, Sarah? Will you come with me?

Sarah Doyle:
Sure. Why not?

Brett Brettington:
Whoo-hoo.

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added 27 days ago

Mermaid:
Oh, Lucas, I knew you'd come back for me.

Lucas:
Yes, I did, for I have a bone to pick with you, Mermdame. The love potion scrolls you gave me were faulty!

Mermaid:
Faulty? Couldn't be. Did you get all the right ingredients?

Lucas:
Of course I got all the right ingredients. It's your damn scrolls that are wrong.

Mermaid:
Well, did you read the fine print?

Lucas:
What in the devil are you talking about?

Mermaid:
[puts her glasses on to see the scroll] Oh, that's where you went wrong. You need to get the potion officially blessed by James the Warlock on top of Scary Mountain.

Lucas:
Scary Mountain? Hm, is that the only way?

Mermaid:
I'm afraid so.

Lucas:
Well, I suppose my love quest has led me here. The final frontier, where I shall prove my unbridled love to the powers that be. Epic sauce. Thank you, Mermaid. You know, you're the only one that's ever helped me. I genuinely, really appreciate it.

Mermaid:
Oh, of course, I'd do anything for you, Lucas. [creepy mode] Anything...anything.

Lucas:
Um, okay. Goodbye.

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added 27 days ago

Fish with Mustache:
I cast fish magic, slowing your supply chains down 40%.

Mermaid:
Hmm, touche.

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added 27 days ago

Roober:
Yeah, just look up River Music official, I'll be the first one that pops up.

Lucas:
Oh, yeah, no worries. I'll check it out.

Roober:
Thanks, man. Good to chat. Hey, see you later, man.

Lucas:
Oh, sorry. I just had a cold recently. I don't want you to get it.

Roober:
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No worries, no worries, alright. See ya later.

Lucas:
Alright, see ya.

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added 27 days ago

[meanwhile Sharon and Pelekeen relaxing of the time of their lives]

Sharon Doyle:
Want another Pina Colada, darling?

Pelekeen Mischief Maker:
Oh, that would be wonderful, my beautiful wife. Oh, this is the best honeymoon EVEEEEER!

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added 27 days ago

[Sarah sees a lot of fans by her window after taking a selfie of her garden]

Sarah's Dad:
Oi, get off my lawn. Hey, guys, I just bloody re-seeded that.

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added 27 days ago

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