Timothyj.29104's Quotes Page #13

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Susie Wagner:
I'm worried about Brett. His shift has been over for a while now.

Msabu:
The lion is hungry say Msabu. God is happy. He plays with us.

Chris Monsanto:
Yeah, okay, whatever you say there, Msabu. Hey, Susie, great job on these diversity hires.

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added 23 days ago

[Chris sees Brett still swallowing his tongue]

Chris Monsanto:
You can stop that now.

Brett Mobley:
[talks while his tongue was brutally bleeding] Thanks, buddy.

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added 23 days ago

Darius:
Marshals! Thank mercy you're here, and not a moment too soo--

Chris Monsanto:
[gunshot the sky] Okay, show's over, patchoulia stiles. Time to pack up your stink and get out of here.

Darius:
But they're the ones terrorizing us.

Chris Monsanto:
[points the shotgun at Darius] You got about three seconds before I hack your sack, Jack.

Tim:
The wood are a holy pace, Marshal Monsanto.

Darius:
A sanctuary where one can revel in the beauty of nature. We mean no harm. We only wish to make and sell our crafts.

Hippie Woman:
They're made entirely from the fruits of the forest -- Handcrafted beads [shows a rope with tooths on it], a back scratcher [shows a severed arm], or this bearded purse. [shows a purse with a dead face on it]

Susie Wagner:
Are these crafts sustainable?

Hippie Woman:
We hope so.

Susie Wagner:
Well, I think that's just great. Chris, maybe we shouldn't be so quick to judge. I'll take one back scratcher, please.

Hippie Woman:
Cash only.

Susie Wagner:
...

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added 23 days ago

[as Chris sees Darius and his gang that killed loggers]

Chris Monsanto:
Ugh. Hippies. Okay, Brett, Susie, follow me. We're about to turn Woodstock... [shotgun cocks] into Woodstock '99.

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Rucker:
Name's Rucker. I'm head logger on this development.

Chris Monsanto:
Well, Mr. Rucker, I'm Marshal Chris Monsanto and I have to tell ya, I think you're doing the Lord's work here chopping down these sap-soaked eyesores. They're really nothing but needle parks for birds, am I right? [spits]

Rucker:
I like the way you spit at things, Marshal.

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added 23 days ago

Susie Wagner:
What a gorgeous day. It's nice to get out of the Marshals Office every once in a while.

Chris Monsanto:
[scoffs] Outdoors. I hate this place. Give Chris Monsanto a hot rag and a cold potato and call it a night. Now, that's a living.

Brett Mobley:
Ha, you said it, Chris. Look at these dumb trees. They're like the Starbucks of the forest. What's next? They build a tree inside of another tree?

Chris Monsanto:
Brett, do me a favor and try swallowing your tongue, would ya?

Brett Mobley:
Okay.

Susie Wagner:
I hate the people in my life.

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Chris Monsanto:
Bunju, Scribblers 8 is not fun! No board game is fun! Families just play board games so they don't have to talk to each other!

Bunju:
Really? Not fun?

Brett Mobley:
Yes! This game sucks! Let's do something else!

Narrator:
The words! He has said the seven words! NOOOO--

[the Narrator got defeated]

Bunju:
You have ended it, Brett...by saying the words as written in the prophecy -- "This Game Sucks. Let's Do Something Else".

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added 23 days ago

Narrator:
Martin, it is time we become one and fulfill our destiny.

Chris Monsanto:
NOOOO!

Narrator:
YEEEES. Just like in our deal that we worked out.

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added 23 days ago

Narrator:
Monopoly will play Scattergories against checkers, and chute will lie down with ladder!

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added 23 days ago

Chris Monsanto:
Bunju, say it ain't so.

Bunju:
It's true, Chris. Bunju not evil. My whole life has been a lie.

Chris Monsanto:
But what about the blood baths?

Bunju:
Just tomato juice, Chris. Just tomato juice.

Brett Mobley:
Of course. Bunju is skunkproof. Tomato juice is a skunk's worst enemy, and he's been bathing in it for years.

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added 23 days ago

[Chris, and his gang sees the civilized people killed while Bunju is tied to a stick]

Chris Monsanto:
Bunju, you killed the witnesses and the executioners? Wow.

Susie Wagner:
Don't you see, Chris? Bunju didn't kill anyone. He never has.

Bunju:
Liar!

Susie Wagner:
Oh, really?

[Susie grabs Bunju's hands to her neck]

Susie Wagner:
Strangle me.

Bunju:
...

Chris Monsanto:
Squeeze, Bunju, squeeze!

Bunju:
Her neck is slippery.

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added 23 days ago

[Chris tries to kill Brett]

Chris Monsanto:
[to Susie] Hey, get over here, will ya? For some reason, Brett does not want to be murdered.

Brett Mobley:
Yes, I do. I'm pulling!

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added 23 days ago

[Susie askes Uncle Avery about Scribblers 8]

Susie Wagner:
What can you tell me about Scribblers 8?

Uncle Avery:
Scribblers 8? It's here? Checkmate.

[Uncle Avery slits his throat to death]

Susie Wagner:
OH, MY GOD!

[after Uncle Avery is dead, Susie sees an unusual tape that says "Watch If I'm Dead]

[then Susie plays the tape on TV]

Uncle Avery:
[on TV] If you're watching this, I just slit my own throat, which means that Scribblers 8 has spread to America, a prospect too terrifying for me to bear. Scribblers 8 was created by an African inventor, Martin Bunju. He came to America to pitch this atrocious game on the hit show "Inventican Hero". But he was laughed out of the studio.

Uncle Avery:
Humiliated, Bunju went back to Mubalo and entered politics. He rose to power through peaceful democratic elections, eventually becoming a benevolent, progressive-minded president. But he never forgot his real dream. He made Scribblers 8 Mubalo's national pastime and purged the country of all the other games. It didn't take long for the whole country to spiral into an annoyance-induced orgy of bloodshed.

Uncle Avery:
If you're watching this, heed my words -- Scribblers 8 is not fun.

[then Uncle Avery slits his throat on tape]

Susie Wagner:
Bunju's not evil at all. It's the game.

Uncle Avery:
[talks to Susie while on tape] That's right. It's... [ends the tape]

Uncle Avery:
[the same guy who killed himself after making his tape] ...the game. [dies for real]

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

added 23 days ago

[one of the Marshals tries to figure out how to play Scribblers 8]

Marshal #1:
This game blows.

Bunju:
Not blows. It's fun.

Chris Monsanto:
Well, maybe you should stick to stapling people's eyelids to their nutsacks. Your game's a real stink box.

Bunju:
Don't hate the game. Hate the Scribbler.

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added 23 days ago

[while Susie is still figuring out how to play Scribblers 8]

Narrator:
You need double 8. Roll the dice, Susie. But not the blue dice.

Susie Wagner:
SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

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added 23 days ago

[while Chris, Brett, and Bunju get inside the car]

Bunju:
Marshals, I don't think we're supposed to leave the safe house.

Chris Monsanto:
Put a cork in it, banjo. We're going back to the office.

Brett Mobley:
MAYBE SOMEONE THERE WILL TEACH US HOW TO PLAY THIS STUPID GAME!

Bunju:
[happily] It's fun.

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[Susie Wagner plays Scribblers 8 while still inside the car trunk]

Susie Wagner:
This game makes no sense.

Narrator:
But the game made perfect sense. It was Marshal Susie who had not the brain power to grasp it.

Susie Wagner:
That's not true.

Narrator:
All you need to do is cross two triple-power scores of greater value and you get a bonus word.

Susie Wagner:
WORDS?! WHA -- I THOUGHT THIS WAS A NUMBERS GAME!

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[Chris, Brett, and Bunju plays Scribblers 8]

Brett Mobley:
What are you doing? You can double your roll if you have passies on the yellow line.

Chris Monsanto:
Moron, you had triple 7s the last time you landed on a free square. You're not even supposed to be touching the dice.

Bunju:
[happily] Is fun, right?

Chris Monsanto:
Yeah, right. It sucks.

Bunju:
Not sucks. Just flip the multiplier coin. If it comes up red, you can try and roll double 8s.

Brett Mobley:
[rages]

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added 23 days ago

[Chris reads the opening of Scribblers 8]

Chris Monsanto:
"Get ready for fun as 2 to 9 players add, subtract, multiply, and divide their way to victory". Geez. Where's old red, huh? She'd eat up this egghead crap like it was fried shrimp.

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added 23 days ago

Bunju:
...And I went on to win the election in a landslide. By that, I mean I had all opposing candidates crushed under rocks.

Bunju:
Seriously, look at me. So crusty from flying. I could sure use a blood bath right now.

Chris Monsanto:
I got to tell ya, Bunju, you're a hard guy not to like. You're a real solid bastard.

Bunju:
You are right. I am the pits.

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[Susie takes Bunju to the car]

Susie Wagner:
In. We're taking you to a safe house so we can monster-sit you until your trial.

Bunju:
All of us in one car. Please, in my country, a man of my stature does not ride in a car with a woman.

Susie Wagner:
Well, this isn't your country.

[cuts to the next scene where Susie gets forcefully into the car trunk instead of Bunju]

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added 23 days ago

Bunju:
[happily] It is I, Bunju, the Monster of Mubalo! I look forward to detailing my atrocities in your international court. I think you will be most horrified.

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

added 23 days ago

Brett Mobley:
I'm here at Winley Air Force Base, where reporters have gathered to await the arrival of General Martin Bunju of Mubao, one of the most brutal dictators this reporter has ever heard of.

[Brett passes the mic to Susie who's standing right in front of him to the next scene, after talking about Bunju]

Susie Wagner:
I'm so tired.

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

added 23 days ago

Chris Monsanto:
Bath time's over, Bunju.

Bunju:
Who are you?

Chris Monsanto:
I'm Chris Monsanto, U.S. Marshal. But you can call me Calgon, 'cause I'm about to take you away.

Chris Monsanto:
I hope you're a Brian Setzer fan, because you're gonna swing, baby.

Bunju:
I love Brian Setzer.

Chris Monsanto:
Ugh. I like you even less now.

Eagleheart  Movie Quote

added 23 days ago

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