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Healy: [synthesized voice] Hello, Gary. Gary Bunda: Oh, look at that, he made a little translator! Healy: I'm not sure what part of your planet this is, but I want to go home. Troy: Well, guess what, I want to go home. [to Gary] This guy wants to go home. EVERYBODY HERE WANTS TO GO HOME! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
[Healy rips out Troy's demon software] Troy: He's destroying my computer! Gary Bunda: You said that it was running slow, and so he's fixing it. Troy: He's ripping his intestines out. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
[Healy disguises as William by using William's skin] Gary Bunda: Hey, shh! Healy, you're in disguise. Stop drawing attention to yourself! [Troy comes in] Troy: What the hell are you guys doing? Gary Bunda: Nothing, just hanging out with our friend William. You know, just -- Just chilling down. Troy: That ain't William. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
[All the employees eating organic vegetables that Healy made] Eddie: I feel like my whole body is filling with energy. Gary Bunda: Yeah, I guess that's what happens when you eat something besides chalk for a change. Dizzay: Where you get chalk from? Gary Bunda: I get it from the conference room. That's why there ain't no chalk, baby. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
[As Gary and Dizzay were about to saw Healy, Healy heals plants onto the surface] Dizzay: Gary, look! Gary Bunda: What is it? Dizzay: I don't know, man -- Looks like plants or something. Gary Bunda: It's weed! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
[Gary share his moments with Healy before they cut Healy in half] Gary Bunda: [voice breaking] I don't want to do this. I know you're special, and you're my little peanut that I want to keep in a little basket. But they don't care that you're special or that you're cute or that you're my little peanut. Gary Bunda: [voice breaking] Dizzay? Hold his big-ass weird feet. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Satan: Hey! What's going on? Eddie's been down here for 45 minutes. He's completely unblemished. Gary Bunda: Well, that's because Healy's been healing him with his healing powers, ya knucklehead! Satan: Healy? Gary Bunda: Healy is short for Healifer, and I am his Earth father. And it's amazing! It's proof that there's life in outer space! Satan: Yeah, I'm not really into sci-fi. Gary Bunda: It's not sci-fi. It's just sci! Satan: Will you do me a favor? Will you cut his head off and stick it on a spike and then slice his body up into pieces and make him eat the pieces? Gary Bunda: He's proof that there's life-force out in the universe! He made my whip into a licorice whip with a peppermint handle. Satan: Healy, huh? Gary Bunda: Yeah. Satan: Yeah, come here, Healy. Heal this, huh. [Healy heals Satan's hair] Gary Bunda: Whoa! That's awesome! Satan: [surpised] He gave me hair. Gary Bunda: You look like Willy Wonka's coke dealer. [Satan eats his new hair] Satan: Gave me licorice hair. Gary Bunda: He gave you licorice hair! Satan: Cut his head off. Gary Bunda: No, he's from Zeta Reticulum! Satan: Cut his finger off, too, and make him eat it. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
[Healy uses his finger to heal Eddie's wounds after being whipped by Gary] Gary Bunda: [to Healy] Oh, my god. You healed all of Eddie's wounds! Alright, do it again. [Gary wents back to whipping Eddie, while Healy heals Eddie's wounds for fun] Gary Bunda: Because you healed Eddie's wounds, I'm gonna call you... Healy. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
[Dizzay sees a alien] Dizzay: Damn, you ugly, son! Now you're in hell?! Some people can't catch a break. [as Dizzay was about to rip the alien's guts out] Gary Bunda: No, no, no, no, Dizzay, no! This guy's an alien from outer space! He's a Gray! He's here to promote peace. He's here to save the universe! And he doesn't belong here. Troy: Hey, X-Files! If you die on earth, you don't believe in Jesus, you get the hook. Now hook him! Dizzay: See, that's what I'm talking about. [Gary stops Dizzay from ripping the alien's guts again] Gary Bunda: No, no, no! I will not face the wrath of the Intergalactic Committee. And I refuse to gut any more molesters until you bring him down. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Healy: Greeting Earthlings. We bring a message of -- [Healy gets shot from a kid] Kid #1: Where'd did you get that gun? Kid #2: My Dad's nightstand. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Gary Bunda: A mother's job is never done. [Gary pulled his shirt to squirt blood from his nipples for Chron to feed] Gary Bunda: Luckily, the restaurant's always open. Troy: Oh, my god. You feed it just blood? That's gross. Gary Bunda: Oh, I bet you would want to put Chron on formula from those corporate overloads. Well, the milk from my breast is filled with iron, and it's going to make my son strong. 'Cause when you're a mother, you're a mother 24/7... [Gary passes out] Satan: Alright, so back to maggots... – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Satan: What is that smell? Gary Bunda: It's your son. His name is Chron. [to Chron] He's made a poopy, haven't you? Satan: Get it out of here. Gary Bunda: Uh, he's not an "it." He is a unique snowflake. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Satan: If a torture is being eaten by maggots, it is counterproductive to then stick him in acid. It kills the maggots. Think. That is a waste of maggots. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
[After Gary's baby was out of his womb, he starts to attack Troy] Troy: HE's RIPPING MY F*ING FACE OFF! Gary Bunda: DON'T YOU CURSE IN FRONT MY SON! I WANT CHRON TO BE RAISED IN A NURTURING ENVIRONMENT! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell** Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Gary Bunda: Did you happen to bring a whole canteen of soup in here and spill it all over my knees? Troy: Why would I have a canteen of soup?! [Gary's water broke that pulls out his baby while stranded inside the elevator] Gary Bunda: Where'd he go? I'm a mommy! [laughs] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Satan: I made you an appointment with a great obstetrician. Troy, I want you to escort Mama Bear topside. Gary Bunda: Thank you so much. Satan: Thank you. [kisses Gary] Now, go. Go. Bring me back my son. Gary Bunda: I will. Satan: Can't wait. Love you. Gary Bunda: I love you. [while Gary and Troy are inside the elevator] Gary Bunda: You know, I'm just impressed as to how well Satan is taking everything. [Satan turns off the elevator] Gary Bunda: Oh, no, Troy. Make sure you call the OB/GYN and tell him we're gonna be late for the appointment. He is so hard to book. Oh, this is so funny. Troy: [realizes what trap he got into] There's no OB/GYN, Gary. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Gary Bunda: I may be dead and in Hell, but now I have a reason to live. [to his demon baby] And so do you. [to Satan] You're gonna be a daddy. What do you think, Papa? Satan: You kept this from me. Are you insane? I'm gonna be a daddy? [crying] That's my boy inside there! [Gary and Satan both sob] Satan: That's my boy! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Satan: What is that? Gary Bunda: It's a magazine. I mean, print media is on its way up, but I'm pretty surprised how quickly you've forgotten. Satan: Not the magazine, you moron. THE MODEL! SHE SHOULD BE SHOWING -- NINE MONTHS PREGNANT! Gary Bunda: Oh, she's showing. She's got a baby bump right there. Satan: NO! THAT'S BABY FAT! Gary Bunda: [crying] Stop yelling at me. Satan: FOOL! Gary Bunda: [crying] You don't know what's happening to me. I'm a hippo! Satan: What -- What's going on here? Gary Bunda: Nothing. Troy: [to Satan] You accidentally crawled inside Gary's butt, and now he's having your baby, sir. Gary Bunda: Troy, you vegan asshole! Troy: He ought to know. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Gary Bunda: There is a life force growing inside of my guts. [voice breaking] It's the biggest responsibility that I've ever had. And if Satan thinks that he can hurt one hair on my little soldier's head, then he's gonna have Mama Gary to deal with. Troy: You're an idiot. Satan's gonna kill you and your butt baby. Gary Bunda: Our butt baby. Gary Bunda: I hope it comes out my butt. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Demon Doctor: You are pregnant. Gary Bunda: How is that even possible? Troy: Satan turned into a snake and penetrated your butt, remember? Demon Doctor: Half its DNA is a turd. It's penis is hard and sharp, like a roofing nail. Do you want to keep this monstrosity? Troy: No, no, we don't need to do that. We'll just scoop this guy out, dump him in the toilet, and call it a day. Gary Bunda: MY BODY, MY DECISION! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Gary Bunda: Hey there, fellas. What's crack-a-lacking? Eddie: Oh, nothing. We're just hanging out, shooting the sht. Gary Bunda:* Really? Eddie: Yeah. Gary Bunda: It seems like you guys are just out here talking about your yoga routines and just PURPOSELY EXCLUDING ME! Dizzay: Come on, Gary, it ain't like that, man. Gary Bunda: Really? How else are my feelings wrong? What, are you like the little conductor for my emotions, and I should feel how it is you think it's appropriate for me to feel? Dizzay: Okay. Gary Bunda: Well, maybe if there was a little bit more communication in this circle of "friends" that I thought I was a spoke of... Eddie: Shut up. Gary Bunda: Do any of you even like me for me? Benji: Gary? Gary, we like you. It's just, lately, you've just been acting like a... Gary Bunda: Like what? Troy: Like a little bitch. Dizzay: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Gary Bunda: I'M A BITCH?! [to Dizzay] YOU'RE A BITCH. [to Troy] YOU'RE A BITCH. [to Eddie] YOU'RE A BIG, FLOPPY, DUMB, WET BITCH! EVERY ONE OF YOU! [crying] I'm sorry. What am I? [Gary makes a wave gesture with his hand] I'm doing this. Troy: Yeah, a little bit. Gary Bunda: I don't know what's wrong -- [vomits on his employees] Eddie: Gary, are you okay? Gary Bunda: I think I'm fine. I just maybe -- Dizzay: Whatever it is, you going like a mother. Gary Bunda: F* you! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell** Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Eddie: In between scrotum gougings, I've been doing Pilates. I don't know if you've noticed. It helps with my flexibility. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Satan: [chuckling] Oh, hey, guys. What's up, man? Troy: Hey. Satan: Great job yesterday, man. That Cheryl, she was feisty. I still cannot get her stink off of me. She was really nasty. Satan: Hey, listen, Gary, you do me a favor, take care of all that prenatal sht with Cheryl, 'cause I'd do it, but, you know...don't want to. Troy:* [to Satan] And why should you? Satan: Yeah. [Gary gives Satan a thumbs up while still being desperate about the sex incident] Satan: Cool. I got to jump. Teamwork makes the dream work. [Satan leaves] Troy: [to Gary] You better tell him. He's gonna find out Cheryl isn't pregnant. Gary Bunda: Why don't you f*ing do something? You know? I got raped by a snake. Troy: I was there. Gary Bunda: Let's have a worse day competition. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell** Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
[after the impregnate incident Gary got caught in] Troy: Gary. [chuckling] Pretty crazy stuff, huh? Satan... [blows raspberry] ...going up your pants. Did he get all the way in? 'Cause I saw him come out of your mouth, so i just assumed...he went all the way through there. Gary Bunda: Seriously. Don't...want to talk about it. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago

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