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Archie Shoemaker:
Brother and Sister, we are her to take the first step of out greatest journey, our final journey. So, raise your feet. Raise them higher. And now drink mightily from your glass.

Steven's Barbara:
Is this the poison wine?

Archie Shoemaker:
Okay, you know something? I wasn't gonna just blurt that out.

Steven's Barbara:
Is there a poison white wine?

Archie Shoemaker:
Barbara, hush.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Shark and Square Guy watches Fitz saving all of his friends out of the building on a security camera TV]

Rectangular Businessman:
Is this finally the end?

Shark:
It's never the end. [to Pronto] Take him out and do it for real this time, ok? You're supposed to be good at this.

Bug:
[robot noises]

Shark:
No. You can't go with him because you'll just [beep] it up because you're retarded.

Rectangular Businessman:
I'm so extremely bored. What else is on?

Shark:
It's only this day after day after day.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Roostre gets trapped in a web]

Roostre:
Hey, Liquor, come here for a second. I need to talk to you. This is very important. I need to find my teacher, tell here I need to get back in the boat, and I need to go home.

Liquor:
Yeah. It's a web. Get it?

Roostre:
Yeah. I get it. Now can you let me out of here?

Liquor:
Let you out? No.

Roostre:
Why me? I mean, uh, what did I do?

Liquor:
You come too close to restarting everything. I know you. You'll set the alarm.

[Liquor closes the basement door]

Roostre:
I'll set the alarm? Is there a beer down there?

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Shark:
I did it. I did it, and I won, and I beat them all... [slurps his drink] And it tastes good.

[Producer Man comes in]

Producer Man:
H-Hey, kids. No one wins until I win because I win at stuff all the time. Ha Ha! You got that? Aah! What the --

[Producer man sees the square guy get shot by arrow onto the wall]

Producer Man:
OOOOOHH! What's wrong, little man? Ha Ha! You got...you got a...uh, you got some arrows stuck through ya. Ha Ha Ha! Zinger. Boing. Ha Ha! Ha! Up top. Let's tour, right? Am I right? Am I right?

Shark:
Wrong, very, very wrong.

Producer Man:
Come on, Shark, we're a team. It's me and you, and we go to the zoo, right? Ha Ha Ha! Come on. Chug along, buddy.

Shark:
It's over.

Producer Man:
Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga BAAH!

Shark:
Stop it.

Producer Man:
I do it at my restaurant every night, but sometimes I forget, and then the boss man is all, "Do your side work," and I'm like, "I'm marrying these ketchups as fast as I can." EEEH! Ha Ha Ha!

Producer Man:
I got these t-shirts made.

Shark:
Look. It's over.

Producer Man:
Shark, it ain't over. It's you and me and you and me and you and me and you. BAP! Damn it.

[Producer Man suddenly gets killed offscreen]

Shark:
[mocking] Where's the zinger? We all love to laugh.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Liquor:
Come down here to the basement.

Roostre:
What's a Liquor store doing with a basement?

Liquor:
It's uh -- It's for, uh, tornadoes and...and some other stuff.

Roostre:
What in the hell is that?

Liquor:
I think you know what it is.

Roostre:
First off, I don't even think you know what I know, and I'm telling you, I don't know what that is.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Liquor shows his Liquor store splattered in blood]

Liquor:
See this?

Roostre:
Yeah. I see it. What the hell happened in here?

Liquor:
Your letter.

Roostre:
My letter did this? Man, you got a bar around here? Because I'm tired as hell.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Just when I think I know what I'm thinking, I'm in this cloud. I know that when a man has memories, it's just electrical impulses through the brain that create the memories...because those impulses travel...at the speed of light. Therefore, the brain time-travels, and that's how he remembers... [drinks beer] But how does he feel? How does he feel those memories? How does he feel those thoughts? What...time is it?

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Liquor:
Hey, are you Rooster?

Roostre:
Sometimes all in caps, depending on--

Liquor:
If I'm yelling at you or not, right?

Roostre:
Uh-huh.

Liquor:
Do you have a son, by any chance?

Roostre:
No.

Liquor:
He went to camp. You went to camp.

Roostre:
How did you, uh--

Liquor:
This letter. [showing him the same paper from Mosquitor's letter to see if Roostre actually went to camp with somebody]

Roostre:
I'll be.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Green Sweatered Woman:
Who are you? What are you doing at this party? Who invited you? Who do you think you are?

[Peanut angrily wakes up]

Green Sweatered Woman:
I know who you are. I know what you're doing here. You know I know,

[Peanut pulls up his gun at the blabbering woman]

Green Sweatered Woman:
You're weird-looking. I'm not weird-looking, but you're weird-looking.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Roostre:
What's up with this party, man? This blows.

Golden Joe:
Man, this party is straight jack. It's completely wack. I could've got with Monique tonight.

Roostre:
Will you shut up? Oh, damn, boy, your voice is like a human P.A., and where's that baked cop at?

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Rectangular Businessman:
Facades of this expense are becoming unpopular with my investors.

Shark:
Your investors are one.

Rectangular Businessman:
I don't know if you know this, but there are many that make one.

Shark:
One...is enough...for too much.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Rectangular Businessman:
Your jealousy overwhelms your reputation.

Shark:
My reputation is big-time and recorded. You are eyeless and squared.

Rectangular Businessman:
60 of what you think is a reputation for one is your downfall.

Shark:
Well...we'll see about that in due time, won't we?

Rectangular Businessman:
Time is due, indeed.

Skillet:
[squeals]

Shark:
[to Skillet] And you -- You need a whiff of my friend. [referring to Clock]

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Wow, this is a great necktie. Thanks.

Fitz's Wife:
You have to wear it.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I really like it.

Fitz's Wife:
You have to wear it now.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I'll put it on in the morning.

Fitz's Wife:
The morning was too late. Put it on now.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What?

Fitz's Wife:
You have to put it on now.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Ok. Here. [puts the necktie a bit up high] How's this? Is that good?

Fitz's Wife:
Tie it around your neck. It has to make contact with your flesh.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
It's late. I'll tie it tomorrow.

Fitz's Wife:
Tomorrow is too late. Now is time.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Why? What's that? That sounds like a [pulls up his gun] baby.

Fitz's Wife:
It's our baby.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
We don't have a baby.

Fitz's Wife:
We had a baby. When we hade her, the time is coming that -- To her -- Us -- Put on the tie. Mm.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Liquor:
What's...What's, uh, what's back there? What's behind the case?

[Woman looks both ways concerningly]

Liquor:
Or are you too scared to tell me.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Liquor:
That's a tricky bookcase, isn't it?

Man/Woman:
Stop your stop talk. I'm trying to--

Liquor:
I know you're reading, but you're not reading. You're not reading, you're not doing anything here, but not doing.

Man/Woman:
[looks at the audience] Hardly.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Roostre:
You say you've done this before and it's gonna work.

Peanut Cop:
It's like rocketry. [chuckles] Your pee is like rocketry because it rockets out, you know, and if you have two rockets, step back. Here go the rockets.

Roostre:
Alright. Just do it and don't get any on me.

[Peanut starts to pee to break out Fitz's jet car]

Peanut Cop:
Feels so good.

[Golden Joe starts to join in on the fun]

Peanut Cop:
Oh, was that your Joe? [wheezing]

[the glass starts to break from Peanut and Golden Joe's piss]

Roostre:
Holy crap, it worked. [sees they're still pissing] Ok, ok. It worked. Now stop.

Golden Joe:
You can't tell me when to stop, man. You can't tell me my jack to stop. Man, that's messed up. I can't stop. Man, that's straight up. That's tore up. I can't stop. I gotta go.

Peanut Cop:
You can't stop the pee, man, it goes and goes...and no, no, no, no. Ha ha ha!

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Gary Bunda:
[loudly clears throat] Bagged and tagged her. Another soul for Satan's army if it does please thee? Hail him. [chuckles]

Satan:
Great, Gary. I'm sure you got her parents' permission?

Gary Bunda:
What?

Satan:
Gary, in order for a minor to, uh, sell their soul, they need written parental permission but I'm sure you knew that.

Gary:
WHAT?! You asked us -- You asked us to go for tweens! WHAT PARENT IS GONNA DAMN THEIR CHILD TO ETENRAL DAMNATION?! I DON'T -- I'M JUST ASKING FOR SOME COSISTENCY!

Satan:
It's okay because I owe Gary a debt of gratitude, because he has brought me some new demons that are masters at psychological torture. Come on in, girls!

[ironically Satan brought the same bratty girls who messed up Amy just to tease the demons for fun]

Miranda:
God, this office is so outdated. You can't afford new furniture?

Satan:
[laughs]

Miranda:
[to Troy] Did your Mom get those from the trash can that you were born in?

Troy:
[gasps]

Miranda:
[to Benji] Serial killer.

Miranda:
[to a Bald Guy Demon] Did you eat your hair?

Miranda:
[to Ben] Hey, Gollum, you ever find the ring?

Miranda:
[to Demon Worker #1] Look, it's Edward Stupidhands. Johnny Derp.

Miranda:
[to William] Wow, you must be Grumpy Cat's grandfather.

Miranda:
[to Demon Worker #2] You're not even worth insulting.

[Demon Worker #2 took no offense from it]

Miranda:
[to Gary] You're like an unfunny Jim Gaffigan.

Gary Bunda:
Okay, that's not -- That's not funny.

Miranda:
[to Gary] You're like uh...an unfamous poor man's Seth Rogen.

Gary Bunda:
I don't, I -- That is not funny. That is below the belt. And that's inappropriate.

Miranda:
[to Gary] Zach Gala-fatass.

Gary Bunda:
[tired] I feel like this should stop.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Benji:
Look! She made a friend.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, she's popular with the Goths! That is every unpopular kid's plan "B." I did it!

[Gary runs to Amy and the goth boy]

Gary Bunda:
Hey, what's going on? I hate to interrupt. Hail Satan. Looks like my work here is done. [to Amy] I'll see you soon, BFF. Best friend forever!

[Amy gets disappointed at Gary]

Gary Bunda:
Okay. Too cool to acknowledge my existence. That's cool. To cool to acknowledge me. Fine.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Gary Bunda:
What the hell do I tell her now? [referring to Amy]

Troy:
I mean, well, technically, she is the most popular girl in school.

Gary Bunda:
That's because all the other girls are dead!

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[after the prom party, Amy gets saved, and Cody gets injured and traumatized while being taken away to the hospital]

Cody:
She's a witch! Get her away from me! She's a murderer!

Benji:
He's damaged.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Troy gives every girl the plague but gone a bit overboard to it]

Gary Bunda:
Troy, what did you do?!

Troy:
I'm giving them all the plague. This app is great.

Gary Bunda:
What's wrong with zits? You're blowing this!

Troy:
Well, I'm not the one who made them fly up in the sky! Like that's not a red flag?!

Gary Bunda:
I don't know when they're gonna come down.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[as Amy and Cody were about to kiss, Miranda interrupts the moment]

Miranda:
SHE'S A WITCH! SHE'S A WITCH, AND WE ALL KNOW IT! [throws up]

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Gary blows some purple magic dust to make Amy and Cody levitating into the air like it's a love sequence]

Cody:
What is happening?

Amy:
[scoffs] I'm so sorry.

Cody:
Please don't kill me.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Gary Bunda:
Attention, everyone. As a lawful police officer, it is my lawful duty to name the king and queen of the prom. Your king and queen are...Cody Moore and Amy O'Ryan! [claps] Congratulations, kids!

[Benji gives the two lovebirds a tiara and a crown]

Benji:
[to Amy] I am so jealous of you right now. [to Cody] And you are a dreamboat. A little old for my taste. Go get her.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

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