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Foster:
You don't seem too imposing for a demon. Am I...?

Gary Bunda:
You don't seem too charismatic for a host. How does he have a show and I don't?

Foster:
Well, first of all, I don't think you've sampled enough of our material to make that judgement call. It's "Specter Inspectors."

Gary Bunda:
[attracts Lexi] This is your show.

[Specter Inspectors show is now changed into Gary Bunda:
Demon Killer]

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[Gary gets an interview with the Spector Inspectors]

Lexi:
How did you get into hell?

Gary Bunda:
Let's just say that trouble had a way of finding me. Can I take that back? Is that okay? To take back?

Lexi:
Yes, please.

Gary Bunda:
Bblll-bbbblll-bblll-aaa. [does gibberish sounds before restarting his sentences]

Gary Bunda:
[deep voice] Let's just say trouble has a way of finding me.

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Benji:
Okay, you go cause a distraction, and I'm gonna clean I'm gonna clean off these wards.

Gary Bunda:
Why do I got to do the distraction?

Benji:
'Cause I'm really good at getting blood off walls. How in the world do you think I juggled being a popular local weatherman while raping and eating all those kids?

Gary Bunda:
You're a monster.

Benji:
Yes, but I'm a winner. And unlike you, I'm not some dipsh*t who got us in this situation. So just do your job, because you can't be trusted with anything important ever!

Gary Bunda:
I'm not a dipsh*t, Benji. I'm a charismatic person with tiny hands, so people are drawn to me.

Gary Bunda:
Now, you go and you lick those walls like the dog that you are while I go be a distraction, which this whole operation hinges upon.

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Foster:
We've blocked off all the exits so you can't escape, demon!

Gary Bunda:
Yes, I'm coming! Just hold on a damn second!

Benji:
[to Gary] Don't tell them we're here.

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Gary Bunda:
Hey, Benji, I got this e-mail saying they want to change my summon word. Did you get that e-mail?

Benji:
It's a phishing scam. Didn't you get the e-mail warning about it?

Gary Bunda:
Yeah, I got that e-mail, and it was about fishing, but they misspelled fishing. So I thought maybe that was from the real hackers and they're playing 4-D chess.

Benji:
Gary, if they have your summon word, they can summon you at will.

Gary Bunda:
Well, I already clicked it, and nothing happened. Guess I can click it again.

Benji:
NO!

[Gary and Benji gets transported into a haunted house basement]

Gary Bunda:
This is not good. I'm gonna confess, I didn't read the entire e-mail.

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Liquor:
And when he said, "Can I give you a hands"? He really meant, "Can I give you a hand -- [shows the same severed hand inside the jar] This hand". [chuckles]

Liquor:
Hey, y'all keep drinking and laughing, and I'll be right back with more.

[after Liquor's show, Liquor had to deal with expectations in the other room]

Liquor:
They're not buying it.

Shadowy Figure:
[warbling voice]

Liquor:
No. Here's a better idea. Suck it.

Shadow Figure:
[warbling voice]

Eye:
Someone sounds mad back there.

[Second Eye points the long gun at Eye]

Second Eye:
Yes, someone does.

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[Skillet got finish with the Green Sweatered Woman's design into a punk war machine]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
You routed her trigger mouth to those triggers. That's good.

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Liquor:
Hey, how about a round of drinks for my friends?

Second Eye:
I never drink.

Eye:
I never drink either.

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Shark:
I have a feeling something bad is about to happen to you and everyone else, but mainly you.

Rectangular Businessman:
We'll talk to the clock about that.

Shark:
I'll talk to him. You stay in the car.

Rectangular Businessman:
Yes, I will because I want to stay in the car. It was my idea. I thought of it before you said it.

Shark:
Yeah, everybody cares what you say, as long as you say it last, which you always barely do. That's...that's really appealing.

Rectangular Businessman:
Yes, it sure is, always. Always and always.

Shark:
Whoops.

[Shark ejects Square Guy's seat out of Shark's car]

Shark:
Now I'll have the last words, won't I? I will. I'm having them right now.

[as the Square Guy got ejected from his seat, he then got a parachute]

Shark:
And then I'll be the guy everyone says, "Hey, there's the guy". [sees Square Guy on parachute] Hey, what--

Rectangular Businessman:
Slow and pathetic. I'm outwalking your car, dumbass.

Shark:
You little piece of--

[cuts to the next scene]

Liquor:
Ship. Get it? Ship. There were three ships, not two.

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Rectangular Businessman:
I don't know if you know, but there's this thing called...a clutch. It's down there.

Shark:
Yeah, I [sighs] I know what it is, and I'm pressing it with my fin, but I-I easily could press it with your face.

[Shark starts to clutch the car]

Shark:
There we go. See? I'm on this.

Rectangular Businessman:
[sarcastic] Wow. I've never been more impressed. You must be a scientist.

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Green Sweatered Woman:
What are y'all doing? What are you guys doing? What are y'all doing? What are you guys doing?

Green Sweatered Woman's Right Half:
What do you think you're doing?

Green Sweatered Woman:
What are y'all doing?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
We're parking.

Green Sweatered Woman's Left Half:
Oh, I get it now.

Green Sweatered Woman's Right Half:
I get it now.

Green Sweatered Woman:
I get it now. [starts to power down]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Skillet, you are now Dr. Skillet. Fix her head.

Skillet:
[squeals]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
No, no, no. Fix it, like Terminator.

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Liquor:
So I went to get a bagel at the hat store, and the hat said, "Hey, go get me a bagel." The hat said it.

[the two eye balls are confused and not amused]

Liquor:
You people are wild. And we're just getting started.

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Liquor:
So, what's up with this town, huh? It's like it's made of cardboard or something. [wheezes]

Second Eye:
He's fun-eye.

Eye:
He is fun-eye.

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[Liquor does comedy]

Liquor:
Hey, really great to be here tonight. It's really great to be here tonight. I just want to thank the whole crowd for coming to see me, coming to see me. Ha Ha! [to the two Eye balls] Because you're eyeballs.

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Peanut Cop:
Oh, here's a good idea. Let's find some guns and play with them.

Golden Joe:
Damn straight. Give me a gun. I'll give you a heart attack.

Peanut Cop:
Nice.

Golden Joe:
I don't care how many little chitterlings you had.

[Golden Joe shoots Peanut when tiny bullets came out that didn't affect him]

Peanut Cop:
Ok, here's it. You give me a gun, then I'll say, "Give me the guns." [laughs]

Peanut Cop:
Where's my hat? Joe, be honest with me. Is my hat on my head?

Golden Joe:
I don't dress your ass in the morning. Shut the freak up.

Peanut Cop:
Cool. Alright, so first, ahem, we get the Liquor. Then it'll be like, "Give me your hands". [shoots mid-air]

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Peanut Cop:
My blood has turned to booze, and I want my face to turn to booze. [wheezes] Oh, if my blood could drink my face, we'd be alright.

Golden Joe:
My toe, I'm gonna get toe.

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[meanwhile Shark and Square Guy start to work on Shark's car]

Shark:
Alright, I think we got her. Let's give her a crank.

[engine revving until oil splats out on Shark's face]

Shark:
Perfect.

[Green Sweatered Woman walks by while being split in half]

Shark:
Where's she's going?

Rectangular Businessman:
[sighs] I don't know. To save Mouse, I guess? How would I know? Do I look like your personal computer?

Shark:
Hand me that towel.

Rectangular Businessman:
Why? You're becoming black now -- The Big Black Shark, remember?

Shark:
Hand me that towel, please, so I can shove it through your mouth and down into your guts?

Rectangular Businessman:
[sarcastic] Whoo. I'm scared.

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[Fitz and Skillet sees the close up on Earth in space]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Look. What is that down there?

Skillet:
[squeals]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
That's exactly what I'm thinking. There's nothing down there but where we live, except for...over there. It looks like a...real city.

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[Fitz and Skillet went to space]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
We must be, uh... [sees an asteroid] Wow. Holy crap, we're high.

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[as Gary and the other feet cult leaders we're enjoying their time in Toetopia, ironically they we're all being set up by Satan who organized their place as Heaven while all the demons watch it on the TV screen]

Claude:
[to Satan] Amazing job on Toetopia, sir.

Satan:
Cue the diarrhea.

[Phil clicks the diarrhea button]

Gary Bunda:
I KNEW IT!

Archie Shoemaker:
FINISH! FINISH, ALREADY!

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[Satan, Gary, and Claude head back to headquarters seeing a total catastrophe]

Gary Bunda:
Jesus Christ.

Satan:
What, uh...what's going on here?

Claude:
Uh, it's civil war. You left a power vacuum, so marketing attacked social media.

Satan:
Well, looks like Troy's got it all under control, huh?

[Keith slaps Troy while being a head on a stick]

Gary Bunda:
Troy's head's on a stick! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!

Satan:
I'm having steaks with Hannity. Thinks he's gonna give me a guest spot. This TV thing, think it's gonna work out. [disguises back into Stan] Have fun.

Gary Bunda:
Don't they already know that you're Satan?

Satan (as Stan):
Apparently, it doesn't matter.

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[Satan (Stan) gets in a interview on live television]

Bill:
The rise in carbon in the atmosphere correlates to rising sea levels, which is ve--

Satan (as Stan):
Oh, here we go.

Bill:
And it's not, as you say, God's punishment for transgenders in bathrooms.

Satan (as Stan):
I bet you don't think God and the devil exist, huh? 'Cause you hate religion.

Bill:
No, I believe God and Satan don't exist because there's no evidence for it.

Satan (as Stan):
Well, here's some evidence for ya, Bill.

[Satan took off his disguise to reveal his theories with Bill]

Satan:
Do you believe in Satan now?

Gary Bunda:
[stammering] [to a worker] Call somebody!

Bill:
Uhh, I'm assuming you did that with a d-digital effect.

Satan:
Here's a digital effect for you, you son of a bitch.

[Satan uses his demon powers to also turn Bill's body inside out]

Satan:
I -- I went too far. Did I go to far?

Claude:
Yes.

Satan:
[distressed] Oh.

Gary Bunda:
Yes.

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Satan:
You guys said you had some new ideas? Take me to the next level? Benji, what do you got?

Benji:
The Boy Scouts are now admitting girls.

Satan:
War on masculinity. Okay, great. What is Stan's stance on this?

Benji:
Men should be able to hang our with other men. Nude. Without girls ruining the vibe. Just like the nude ancient Greeks. And maybe, like a -- A man-boy love merit badge for...I'm not connecting.

Gary Bunda:
Bill Frood the Science Dude.

Satan:
Like him, yeah.

Gary Bunda:
Why don't you debate him on live television about global warming?

Satan:
This -- This is good. Right. This is great. Yeah.

Gary Bunda:
And then when you get him on camera, you touch his dick and balls. Or you reach around him and you start feeling on his butt, and you say, "My property, my property."

Satan:
What?

[Lena Dunham appears in the meeting room with fur on her face then runs out of the exit]

Satan:
What was that?

Claude:
Lena Dunham. Uh...we should call security.

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[Troy calls Claude on how Hell Headquarters is going on]

Troy:
[to Claude on phone] The lava is rising, and we got no whips. We're out of whips. I mean, can -- Hold on a minute. [to Keith] Yes, can I -- OHH!

[Keith slaps Troy]

Troy:
I JUST GOT SLAPPED BY A TORTURED! IT'S A POWER VACUUM! You tell Satan he's got to get back down to hell, PRONTO!

[hangs up]

Troy:
[to Keith] Cut your F***ING EARS OFF! [steps into lava] OW! OW! OW!

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