[Many people and creatures of the Mole Man created their own campaign video]
Mole Men #1:
So, what do you make about all this election business?
Mole Men #2:
It's confusing. There so many choices.
Mole Men #1:
If only there was someone who talked like you and me.
Clancy:
Hi. I am Clancy Burrows, and I talk like you and me. I talk about family, digging, and old-time religion. Isn't that enough?
Bertrum:
No, it's not enough, Clancy Burrows! Mole men deserve a king with new ideas and plans, ideas for a revitalized downtown...
[shows the Mole men where they transport places with hamster tubes]
Bertrum:
Ideas to tackle our crippling social issues...
[shows the Mole men being put in a meat grinder]
Bertrum:
Idead to address immigration reform...
[shows Saul, Johnny, and Robot stranded in a dark area while someone filming them]
Bertrum:
...and an idea so big, I refuse to divulge it until after the election!
[shows Clancy confused at a big question mark]
Bertrum:
Do you hear that, Clancy Burrows?! It's the sound of new plans and ideas! Or maybe you can't hear it...because you are deaf!
Announcer:
The floating pancake says he won't raise taxes to rebuild the village. The floating pancake is a liar.
Chinacula:
I'm Chinacula, and I approve this message.
Saul:
You vicious mole-men troglodytes have to stop digging those rocks. What you're doing is wrong! Dead wrong! So vote for me, Saul Malone.
Robot:
[sarcastic] Wow.
Saul:
You liked it, huh?
Robot:
[sarcastic] Wow.
Saul:
The election is as good as mine.
Johnny Tambourine:
I'm going to vote for that Bertrum chap. He's the only one tough enough to stand up to the immigrants.
Robot:
[surprised] Wow!
