Benjamin Franklin:
Thomas Jefferson, what brings you to my door at this hour?
Thomas Jefferson:
War is upon us, Ben, and you hold the power to a sure victory.
Benjamin Franklin:
We must beat the British with sweat and blood, not sorcery! Poof!
[Ben magically makes an explosion from his hand]
Benjamin Franklin:
Even peace may be purchased at too high a price!
Thomas Jefferson:
I have sworn upon the alter of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind man!
Benjamin Franklin:
And we have sworn on the oath of our masonic forefathers to protect, to stave off the ancient threat without regard of the ills of the day!
Thomas Jefferson:
GAH! Earth belongs to the living, Franklin, not the dead! Not to wars of legend fought on battlefields of men!
Benjamin Franklin:
Hear reason, Jefferson.
Thomas Jefferson:
Ah?
Benjamin Franklin:
Or the Gabrum Eternicus will make you feel her. Now...good night.
[Benjamin opens his door telling Thomas to leave]
Thomas Jefferson:
RELINQUISH THE IGNEODES!
Benjamin Franklin:
I SAID GOOD NIGHT!
[Thomas did not leave while making angry quirky expressions and movements]
Benjamin Franklin:
I SAID GOOD NIGHT!
Thomas Franklin:
[whispered] Good night, sir. [leaves while making the same angry expression and movements along the way]
