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[a big lace fallen from the sky of Hell to save the feet cult members]

Steven's Barbara:
The Lacing!

Steven:
The Lacing is here!

Archie Shoemaker:
[surprised] Holy sh*t. I was right. Gary, I'm sorry. I wish you could come with us, but you -- You filled your holes.

Gary Bunda:
WAIT! DON'T LEAVE ME! I'M THE HIGH HEEL!

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[Gary comes back from getting his tiny foot fixed to reveal Archie as a fraud]

Gary Bunda:
You son of a bitch! I know exactly who you are. You tried to trick me, MC Feets of Strength!

Archie Shoemaker:
Shh! Shh!

Gary Bunda:
Your real name!

Archie Shoemaker:
Gary, let's take a walk together, shall we? Just walk this way.

Gary Bunda:
Maybe I'm having a hard time walking, because you drilled holes in my feet so you can f*** them!

Archie Shoemaker:
[drops the act] Alright, I made it all up, okay, man? I started improvising a little bit, next thing I know, I accidently started a religion! I tried the music thing, but people just weren't into feet as they were into giant, gross butts.

Gary Bunda:
Number one, it was a bad rap. Number two, butts are not gross. You are gross. Feet are gross. But why did you have them kill themselves?

Archie Shoemaker:
Three letters -- I.R.S., man. They were after me, up my ass for back taxes.

Gary Bunda:
How did I fall for something so stupid?

Archie Shoemaker:
I do not know that.

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Gary Bunda:
[talking about Archie] I gave that man $55,000.

Claude:
This guy has a foot fetish, and he built a religion around it.

Gary Bunda:
I cut these holes in my feet for nothing!

Claude:
That's okay. Troy?

Troy:
I went over to Hot Liquids and got a little alloy that's gonna fix you right up.

Gary Bunda:
I feel like maybe we could, like, talk to a doctor or something or maybe put, like, different kind of shoes on it.

Troy:
Here we go.

[Troy put hot liquids on Gary's small feet to seal his holes shut]

Gary Bunda:
YOU BITCH! [screams]

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Claude:
Do you know what this guys did before he ran a cult? He was a bad '80s rap artist named M.C. Feets of Strength.

[The demons shows Gary a music video tape of who the feet cult leader really is in his late 80s]

Archie Shoemaker:
[rapping] I like cute feet, yeah, I think they're neat. You know I like to smell 'em when I'm rubbin my meat. When I suck on the toe of a fine-ass how, man, it makes me wanna blow! You know, I wish that feet had a hole, so I could give you my love straight to the soul, and I go for length.

[Claude paused the video]

Eddie:
I thought that was pretty good.

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[Gary's friends wrote letters of how much they care about him]

Dizzay:
"Dear Gary, I don't even recognize the man you've become. I miss my friend."

[Dizzy turns on the jump starter to shock Gary]

Troy:
"Gary, I'm pissed off that you and your stupid friends have taken over my cube. I miss my cube Troy." Turn it all the way up!

[Dizzy turns on the jump starter to shock Gary again]

Gary Bunda:
I sh*t my pants!

Claude:
"Dear Gary...you're my best friend. Even though I always yelled at you and made fun of you, and I always really, truly looked up to you and, um...just never had to the strength to say." [laughs] I'm kidding. I didn't write anything. I think you're a big pile of sh*t.

Gary Bunda:
[normal voice] You don't respect me.

Claude:
No.

Gary Bunda:
[normal voice] You don't accept my beliefs.

Troy:
That's because your beliefs are stupid. Let me read from your scripture, "The Toley Footble." [reads] "Adam and Barbara were tempted by the evil sock, so Shoesus cast them from The Garden of Feeten."

Gary Bunda:
Yes, I know it is stupid on page, but you should hear him sell it.

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[Gary's friends help him to get his personality back]

Troy:
Relax! It's us! We're here to deprogram you.

Claude:
You really thought you'd be The Chosen One?

Gary Bunda:
[weird accent] I could by chosen.

Claude:
Nobody would ever choose you.

Dizzay:
But that's okay, buddy. We still love you. [puts the jumper cables on Gary's nipples to shock him]

Dizzay:
Hey, how -- How do you cut it off, um...?

Troy:
How did you turn it on? Do the opposite of that.

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[Gary lifts up Steven's Barbara's feet]

Gary Bunda:
Here we go. [Steven's Barbara clutches her feet] Whoa! You're very strong. I don't wanna to have sex with your feet.

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Gary Bunda:
So, when they say to you, uh, "You're gonna give me strength," does that mean that we're doing like full Lincoln Logging?

Steven's Barbara:
I am to drain you of your negativity.

Gary Bunda:
Semen? Is that what you mean?

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Archie Shoemaker:
Steven, may the High Heel lie with your Barbara?

Steven:
Sure.

Archie Shoemaker:
You see, Gary? We're all a family. We all share each other's Barbaras.

Gary Bunda:
[weird accent] Oh, okay. If that is the case, then I would rather choose to be with Kevin's Barbara.

Archie Shoemaker:
No. I was planning to lie with Kevin's Barbara. Isn't that right, Kev?

Kevin:
[to her Barbara] He needs his strength, dear.

Archie Shoemaker:
Thank you, Kev.

Archie Shoemaker:
Steven's Barbara is one of the original Barbaras, and she'll be just fine for you.

Gary Bunda:
[weird accent] No offense to the O.G. Barbara, but I'm the High Heel, and I think I should be able to choose my Barbara.

Archie Shoemaker:
No, Gary. You see, I'm the one that dictates the apportionment of the Barbaras. The Barbaras are not first come, first serve. This is not some kind of roadside Barbara buffet.

Gary Bunda:
[weird accent] See, it seems like it is that way for you, and I am the High heel, so I'd like to choose which Barbara I'm with and if not, I would like to see the Barbara rules and see how the trickle-down works.

Archie Shoemaker:
Sure. Sure. Yes, I understand. [purposely checks his pockets] Oops, I've lost them. Alright, so how about this? How about you don't get ANY Barbara, if you'd prefer that?

Gary Bunda:
I guess I'm fine with this Barbara.

Archie Shoemaker:
There she is.

[Gary greet hands with Steven's Barbara]

Gary Bunda:
[weird accent] Is it wrong to say you look just like my Aunt Carol?

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Gary Bunda:
[weird accent] Satan called us wack-a-doos.

Archie Shoemaker:
No.

Gary Bunda:
[weird accent] I do not know what that means. Is that some form of movie-theater can-day?

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Satan:
Get your ass over here!

Gary Bunda:
[weird accent] I'm so sorry. I mean, you can call me Gary if you want, Satan, or you can call me High Heel --

Satan:
Just shut up! Gary. Look at you. These people are not your friends, okay? And you're nothing special. I am the only one looking out for you.

Satan:
Now, listen to me. [puts his hand on Gary's shoulder] You look dumb.

Gary Bunda:
[weird accent] Is it the hair?

Satan:
It's the hair. Okay? So, let your hair grow back, cover up your tiny, little toddler feet with your shoes, and I promise I won't ever tell anyone very much about this again. Now, here, eat this.

Gary Bunda:
[weird accent] Will this give me enlightenment?

Satan:
No, I got it from Benji's asshole.

Gary Bunda:
[weird accent] Oh. At least it's not Eddie's.

Satan:
[wheezes] Right?

[Gary and Satan both laugh]

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[Gary shows up to Satan's meeting by becoming a a feet cult member]

Gary Bunda:
[weird accent] Please excuse me for my tardiness.

Satan:
Hey, buddy, what's, uh -- How's it going with the wack-a-doos?

Gary Bunda:
[weird accent] Ha, ha! I don't know if I would go as far as call them wack-a-doos. I do wish you wall address me as the High Heel.

Gary Bunda:
[to Claude] Shoesus Christo, be with you. [to Troy] Shoesus Christo be with you. You need him.

Satan:
Okay, High Top, let's go. Time for a chat.

Gary Bunda:
[weird accent] Someone seems to be curious about my serenity.

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Satan:
Gentlemen, we have managed to wrap bacon around almost every other form of food.

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[Steven uses a stethoscope for Gary's feet]

Steven the Feet Leader:
This little piggy went to market, this little piggy had roast beef, and this little piggy cried, wee, wee, wee, all the way -- Holy sh*t!

Steven the Feet Leader:
In all the times that I've performed this test, I've never seen anything like this.

Gary Bunda:
You only have like eight followers.

Steven the Feet Leader:
In the prophecy that I wrote, it tells of a man of scant accomplishments with the feet of a baby that will lead us to Toetopia. Gary, I believe that you're the High Heel. You are our savior, Gary.

Gary Bunda:
Well, it is very nice, and I'm very flattered, but that is very stupid.

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Gary Bunda:
I'm not really into people looking at my feet.

Archie Shoemaker:
I need to see your feet in order to do the test. It's alright. It's alright.

[Steven takes off Gary's shoe that reveals that Gary has baby feet]

Archie Shoemaker:
Oh, my. What are you, a size four?

Gary Bunda:
I can't really take my shoes off in front of anybody, because I get this reaction all this time and people chase me around saying, "Gary Toddler Feet. Burn him. Burn him."

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Gary Bunda:
Now let's chop these feet off.

Archie Shoemaker:
Oh, hold up. Hold up, Gary. Hold up. Hold up, one moment. Do you often feel belittled by people smaller than yourself?

Gary Bunda:
Yeah. How did you know that? You must really be some kind of prophet.

[Archie gently takes Gary's machete away without even noticing]

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Claude:
Why haven't you crucified these idiots yet?

Gary Bunda:
Because they got holes in their feet, there's no place to nail 'em in.

Claude:
So, just lop the feet off the nail the stumps. Why do I have to think of everything?

Gary Bunda:
[mocking] Why do you have to think of everything?

Claude:
'Cause you're bad at your job.

Gary Bunda:
You're bad at your job. You're a bad manager. I need to be a good employee? I need a good manager to be a good employee.

Claude:
JUST DO IT...please?

Gary Bunda:
Thank you.

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Gary Bunda:
What the hell happened to your dang feet?

Archie Shoemaker:
Well, we believe that the soul resides at the sole of the feet, so we pierce them to free our spirits.

Gary Bunda:
Your whole religion is based on a pun?

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[Gary checks Steven pockets to see if he's hiding something]

Gary Bunda:
You got anything in your pockets that's gonna stick me?

Archie Shoemaker:
I'm clean.

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[Gary shows the cult members of the big cross tortures]

Gary Bunda:
Got these bad boys in from the Sudan. Super-retro, right? Hang by the sides of one that you want, then I'll get over there, and I'll just [imitates hammering] nail you right in.

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Gary Bunda:
Hey, what's going on, guys? Name's Gary Bonda. I will be your torturer for the day and for the rest of forever.

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Steven's Barbara:
What is happening?

Archie Shoemaker:
Do not fret, Steven's Barbara. This is but a final tribulation. Soon, the lacing will come and take us to Toetopia.

Gary Bunda:
[snort, chuckles] Toetopia.

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Gary Bunda:
Why do I always get the nutjobs?

Claude:
Because you're the kooky one.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, that's right. I got to get into antics.

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[the demons see a bunch of cult members came from the sewer]

Gary Bunda:
Aw, man, that's a big shipment coming in.

Troy:
Ah, look, they all got the same robes, same stupid haircuts. We got a suicide cult!

All:
Cult! Cult! Cult!

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