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Satan:
I would like to read all 2,162 pages of Ted's manifesto.

All:
No!

Satan:
I HOPE YOU CAN READ THE FINE PRINT!

[Satan throws Ted's papers into the ceiling, shredding all pieces into the conference room]

Ted:
Th-THAT'S MY ONLY COPY! I have a $2 million bounty on my head. How much are you nerds worth, huh? Zilch, probably. NERDS!

[Ted leaves]

All:
Aww. [groan]

Gary Bunda:
You bitch!

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Satan:
[to Ted] We know how much you love animals. I got you a paperweight. So, we put a little dolphin head in there for him.

All:
Aww!

[Ted feels disappointed from the dolphin present]

Satan:
Isn't that beautiful? "Thank you." Right?

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Ted:
[chuckles] Ain't nothing better than a homemade acorn pie.

[when Ted swallows a acorn, he starts to choke then died instantly]

Satan:
Well, no wonder the FBI never found you, Ted. Who'd want to go in that dump? [laughs]

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Satan:
Does anybody recognize this?

[Satan puts up a video tape of the Tree-Huger Bomber]

Gary Bunda:
That's the Tree Huger Bomber. He was bombing people who made trees huger, or --

Ted:
It's "Hugger." Tree hugger.

Satan:
No, no, that's correct, Gary. This was the Tree Huger Bomber, the semi-literate eco-terrorist from the '80s. The one and only Ted!

All:
[chanting] Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted!

Gary Bunda:
Yeah, you suck!

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Satan:
[to Ted] Listen, I know you -- You hate attention and you crave your privacy, so we're gonna give you lots of attention and take your privacy.

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Gary Bunda:
[to Ted] Satan wants you in the conference room. Did you not get the e-mail?

Cliff the Software Demon:
[laughs] Are you kidding? He doesn't read e-mails, Gary. He doesn't even have an e-mail account.

Ted:
You don't tell me what to do.

Gary Bunda:
Why don't you grab your buddy Cliff there, 'cause Satan wants him there, too, so --

Ted:
I don't trust him. He's -- He's not a regular man.

Gary Bunda:
I don't care.

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Cliff the Software Demon:
Uh, don't quote me, but I think you want "U-apostrophe-R-E" on that, Ted. It's not the possessive.

Ted:
It's none of your beeswax, Cliff.

Cliff the Software Demon:
It's one "R" in coral, too. You're spelling it "Corral." What, are you trying to save a dude ranch or something? [laughs]

Ted:
[annoyed] It's about saving the reef.

Cliff the Software Demon:
Yeah, okay. Alright.

[Gary shows up]

Gary Bunda:
Hey, Ted, what's up?

Ted:
Gary! You got any white-out?

Gary Bunda:
No, I do not.

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Ted:
[typing on computer] "Dolphins are man's...best friend...not dogs. Your killing the corral reefs...with bad chem-- "Chem-icals."

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Meatwad:
Look -- you gotta admit, it has been fun without him popping off at me. [referring to Shake]

Frylock:
Speak for yourself! You ain't gotta feed him and put Vaseline on his cracked-ass lips.

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Meatwad:
Hey, what do a dick look like?

Frylock:
Don't you draw a dick on him!

Meatwad:
I already drew robots and superheroes. That's all there is to draw.

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Master Shake:
Of course, I am a benevolent dictator, working hand in hand with the Glorfinoids to build a better life -- for me -- on their ancestral lands, bitch!

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Master Shake:
Alright, everybody knows their roles. You, fan! You, feed! And you, um...guy? Bring your master and commander his portable gaming console.

Glorfinoid #1:
Fantastisploosh. Yes, my liege.

Master Shake:
I deserve way more than you can ever give me.

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Master Shake:
Feast your eyes on this valley of plenty, where it never rains, and when it does rain, it only rains joy, at least until I became king, like, two months ago. You'll see. Welcome to Shaketopia.

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Satan:
You said to him "You promised." [points to the sky referring to Healy] Promised. What, uh...what did he promise? I mean, 'cause it looked to me like you were trying to escape.

Gary Bunda:
Certainly not.

[Satan uses his heat finger]

Satan:
Why don't you drop trou and tell me what he promised.

Gary Bunda:
That finger's not going to heal me, is it?

Satan:
No.

Gary Bunda:
Guess what, I'm not doing this like I normally do.

Satan:
Yeah?

Gary Bunda:
I'm doing The Gary Way.

[Gary starts to do ridiculous dance moves to make Satan embarrassed of not wanting to hurt Gary because of it]

Gary Bunda:
Yeah, here comes the airplane. Looking for the hangar. [to Satan] You want it less because I want it?

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[After Satan's Building was destroyed by one of the aliens, the employees start to clean up the mess]

Gary Bunda:
Don't you have, like, a spell that can clean all this stuff up?

Satan:
Yeah, I do, but I don't want to take jobs away from people.

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[After Healy was about get his soul shredded, Healy's brother saved him by using his spaceship from Hell]

Gary Bunda:
Hey, Healy, your little brother brought the big ship anyways! Tell him to beam me up, too! I got all my sh*t!

Healy:
See ya later, Gary. It has been real.

Gary Bunda:
THAT'S BULLSH*T!

[Gary grabs one of Healy's legs]

Satan:
HEY!

Healy:
Let go of me. You are not a good fit.

Gary Bunda:
I'm coming with you anyway!

Healy:
Also, I don't like you.

Gary Bunda:
I demand immunity by the name of the Galactic Federation of Starfleet.

Healy:
Sounds like some made-up bullsh*t.

[Healy cuts off one of his feet to keep away from Gary]

Gary Bunda:
Your feet! You're cutting off your damn feet!

Healy:
Oh, don't worry. They will grow back.

Gary Bunda:
You promised! You promised me you'd take me with you! You promised!

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Satan:
This is the Soul Shredder. It'll shred your soul for good. Yeah, you fall in there, you will cease to exist.

Eddie:
See ya, suckers! Ha ha ha!

[Satan uses his demon powers to stop Eddie from killing himself]

Eddie:
NO, LET ME DIE!

Satan:
Nice try, Eddie.

Eddie:
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!

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[Gary and Healy gets transported back to hell with Satan]

Gary Bunda:
Who told you? Was it Troy?

Satan:
No, Troy has a speech impediment.

[cuts to the next scene where Troy still has corns in his face]

Satan:
Shut your corn hole! Get that? Cornhole?

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Healy:
My brother wanted me to tell you "thank you" for helping me.

Gary Bunda:
Why can't your brother just thank me in person when we're on your home planet?

Healy:
He said he's bringing the smaller ship, and you may not fit inside.

Gary Bunda:
Well, I can just take less stuff. Won't that fix the problem?

Healy:
There are many sandstorms on my planet. You will get a lot of sand in your pad thai.

Gary Bunda:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you backing out on me? Is that what I'm hearing from you?

Healy:
A lot of the beings on my planet are racist. You may have trouble finding work with the way you look.

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Healy:
Here, hold my translator.

Gary Bunda:
No, but wait, wait. Listen, hey, hey. [Gary talks on Healy's translator] I'm really excited to meet you guys. I think this going to be fun. I'm Healy brother, I can't wait to meet you. It's fun, it's cool. Alright. Alright.

[after Healy got his phone, Gary heard some unexpected stuff while holding his translator]

Healy:
[talking on phone with Roy] Yes, I'm still alive. No thanks to you, dumbass. That was just some stupid earthling. I do not give a sh*t if you have to ask of work, Roy! This place is horrible. I'm gonna push that we have this entire planet destroyed.

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Healy:
There are my space shorts. I can call my brother.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey. Mention me, you know? Mention that I'm coming with you guys. Tell him that we can have some pad thai on me. All my tree -- The tree that grows all my favorite foods? And then I can have some alone time with that robot that's just gonna give me handjobs all night.

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[Gary and Healy sees Healy's old body being torned up]

Gary Bunda:
It's you! [disgust] It's you! Oh, my god. They're playing with your guts.

Healy:
They split me wide open. Why, you animals? Why? That is too much to heal.

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[Gary puts Healy inside a fax machine to stealthy get out from Hell]

Gary Bunda:
[acting] Hey, I just got to take the old machine topside. Getting standard maintenance done to her.

Gary Bunda:
[normal voice] For some reason these photocopy repair places aren't down here. They're always up there.

Gary Bunda:
[normal voice] You know how it is with photocopiers 'cause you're always using them and they, like, need maintenance pretty much standardly all the time. So I'm just taking her topside with it.

Gary Bunda:
[normal voice] Taking her topside.

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Healy:
Help me get my body, and I will take you to my home planet. We have a tree that grow your favorite food.

Gary Bunda:
You mean to tell me you've got a tree that just grows pad thai?

Healy:
Yeah, and we have horny sex robots that exist only to please you. All nude. Triple X.

Dizzay:
I -- I wanna go. I wanna go.

Gary Bunda:
No, no, no, no, shut your mouth.

Eddie:
I'll do it. I'll go. I'll go.

Gary Bunda:
Let me ask him. Shut up! [to Healy] They do handjobs?

Healy:
Well, they'll do anything. You can get more than handjobs.

Gary Bunda:
But tell me, they got, like, real hands, right? And not, like, just claws -- They're not gonna rip off my dick and balls?

Healy:
Handjob, pad thai, done. Are we good to go?

Troy:
Uh, you know what. You're gonna take me, too, because, otherwise, I'm gonna tell Satan.

Healy:
That's blackmail.

Gary Bunda:
Please don't do this.

Troy:
You're also fixing my eyesight 'cause you know what? I'm sick of wearing these glasses.

Healy:
Okay, bend down here.

[Healy magically heals Troy's face into corn]

Gary Bunda:
What did you do that to him?

Healy:
He was a liability. So I turned his face into corn.

Gary Bunda:
Alright, well I'm gonna go pack my stapler, and then we can get out of here.

Healy:
Leave the stapler. My planet has plenty of staplers.

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