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Eye:
That's the hand that cut off my leg.

Second Eye:
No, that's the hand that cut off my leg.

Eye:
No. My leg.

Second Eye:
No. My leg.

[the Eye and Second Eye both keep bickering the same sentences who's leg got cut off throughout the entire situation]

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Something's telling me this hand knows more than it's telling me. This hand is up to something. [drinks beer] It knows some stuff, and it won't tell us.

Golden Joe:
For real, man? I think it's trying to straight-up trip. I think it's trying to hamburger its way into eating us a hot dog or something, homey, 'cause I had a hot dog in my day, man. Boy, them franks [Whoo]

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Rectangular Businessman:
Honestly, no one really cares about your poor little car. It's also so boring.

Shark:
Well. [pushes the button to blow up a building]

Shark:
They better start caring. [presses the button multiple times blowing up more buildings]

Shark:
'Cause I care about it a lot.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Shark:
You dig?

Rectangular Businessman:
Oh, I dig, and I know that you dig what you dig, but I hope he digs what you dig. He is watching, you know.

Shark:
Then watch on, my brother. Watch as the Black Shark turns it all the way up.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Shark:
You know, this town really pisses me off.

Rectangular Businessman:
I know. It pisses me off, too.

Shark:
There's not one person here who will race me, and that is sure to piss off a guy who owns the fastest car in the west...or the east. It doesn't matter.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Spider plays the piano]

Roostre:
Man, what the hell you playing, man? Is that ol' Booger Haze?

Spider:
AAH! [gets interrupted and plays the piano aggressively]

Roostre:
Hey, man. Don't get pissed. I'm just saying. It sounded remotely like Booger Haze.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Roostre:
Now this is a nice chair. This ain't no naugahyde. This a real leather chair.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What is that?

Liquor:
It's a hand.

Fitz & Liquor:
No way.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Golden Joe and Peanut Cop deals with a hand problem at the Liquor store]

Golden Joe:
Who's your mother [Whoo]. That's how you break somebody off right there. That sucker sure can run! Did you nail his ass?

Peanut Cop:
No...No one outruns my bullets, man. They're...fast. Ha Ha Ha!

Golden Joe:
I don't know what you're talking about, man, but he done out run your bullets. He outran 'em like yesterday, man.

Peanut Cop:
Like, whew. [shoots] Pow.

Golden Joe:
Damn, dude!

Peanut Cop:
Come on, man. Look at them. They're fast. [shoots more bottles]

Golden Joe:
Man, you sure can squeeze a trigger, man.

Peanut Cop:
Dude, that is a hand. That is a fast hand.

[the severed hand hops on Golden Joe's head]

Golden Joe:
No way, man! Step off, man! Step off!

Peanut Cop:
Stop it.

Golden Joe:
Get off me. Get off, get off, get off.

Peanut Cop:
Stay still, dude.

Golden Joe:
No, shorty!

Peanut Cop:
You're all over the place.

Golden Joe:
YOU'RE GONNA BLOW MY DAMN HEAD OFF!

Peanut Cop:
Okay, no, I know.

Golden Joe:
I ain't got nothing else, man!

Peanut Cop:
So, don't stay still. Move around 'cause... [wheezes] I got this.

Golden Joe:
No, you don't. You straight-up lying.

[Liquor shows up and caught the hand inside of a jar]

Golden Joe:
Thank you, dog. A shot of this petrone right here.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Spider sends Roostre to Spider's Cave]

Roostre:
Nice -- Nice cave, man. Uh, what is this? Uh, a cave? Oh, it is a cave. So I guess we're going inside this cave

Roostre:
[to Spider] Don't you ever say anything?

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Satan:
Claude tells me that you assaulted an angel with a hammer. Is it true?

Gary Bunda:
What is truth, really?

Satan:
Shut up. I'm gonna deal with you in a second. But you, Claude, I want to thank you for always finding and reporting corruption here in Hell. And for doing so, I would like to award you our highest honor -- The Whistleblower's Fife.

Claude:
This is awesome. Is this real gold.

Satan:
Pure gold.

Claude:
I used to play alto sax in elementary school, second chair. Can I play it?

Satan:
Sure. But I have to attach it first.

[Satan brutally attached the fife by nailing Claude's mouth and hands shut, below his neck]

Satan:
Well, you know the rules, Gary and you still disobeyed them. Stick out your hand.

[Gary anxiously pulls out his hand, then Satan slaps it]

Satan:
Now, don't do it again. [laughs] Alright, you boys behave yourselves.

[Satan leaves his office]

Gary Bunda:
[to Claude] Does he mean he actually wants me to keep doing the Party Hole stuff? Because I seems very mixed in the messages I got.

Gary Bunda:
Are you playing a song? Can I guess it? Is it -- Oh, yeah, I love this game! Okay, alright, play this song again.

Claude:
[randomly plays it off-key painfully]

Gary Bunda:
Is it Rush? Okay, you're right. You're right. Just try it again. Try it again. Alright.

Claude:
[still randomly plays it off-key painfully]

Gary Bunda:
Is that Rush?

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Gary Bunda:
Alright, y'all, spread around. You can put your feet up, get blood all over everything.

Ben:
Yeah, those ass-hats have to go to The Alcove.

Gary Bunda:
[laughs] Right. The Alcove. [realizes] The Alcove. Oh, sh*t! Come on!

[Gary and his employees come back to see that Claude managed by tattle-tailing and saving all of the patients from the Alcove back to their rightful order just to screw Gary up]

Youth Minister:
That's him! That's the man!

Johnny:
[to Gary] Told you we should have killed them all.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Claude:
Gary, what are you doing here?

Gary Bunda:
Satan says that this is now the Party Hole office. Peep the sheet.

Claude:
Fine. But I do need those soul codes.

Gary Bunda:
[mocking] Mmeh mmhe mmhe those soul codes, Gary. Mmhe mmeh mmeh. Yeah, that's right, boys. Yeah! [slaps Claude's papers] Aw, the nerd dropped his files! Yeah! [laughing]

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Satan:
I don't believe it.

Gary Bunda:
[concerned whispered] Satan.

Satan:
70 souls. Congratulations! [laughing] I got to tell you, I thought this whole Party Hole thing was a dumb idea, but you cannot argue with results. Whoo!

Claude:
Um, sire, the soul codes don't match up --

Satan:
Listen, Claude, uh, you're the bean counter. Go count the beans, buddy, okay? "We're in the Party Hole. You wouldn't understand."

Gary Bunda:
"It's a Party Hole Thang."

Satan:
He doesn't understand.

Gary Bunda:
He doesn't understand.

Satan:
Thanks, Claude.

Gary Bunda:
Whoo!

Claude:
Okay, sir.

Gary Bunda:
Is this champagne?

Satan:
Uh, it's piss -- Donkey piss. But, uh, cold though, right?

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Claude:
Gary, these soul codes aren't right. Some of these numbers don't even have the right amount of digits.

Gary Bunda:
Well, I inter-officed them.

Claude:
What?

Gary Bunda:
I-Maybe the ass-scanner's broken. I don't know. It's a lame system, so...

Claude:
Did you inter-office them to me or is the ass-scanner broken, 'cause I can't follow your lies.

[Gary sees Johnny getting ready to hit Claude]

Gary Bunda:
No.

Claude:
"No", what?

Gary Bunda:
No, Johnny. Put it down.

Claude:
What are you f***ing talking about?

Gary Bunda:
I don't have time to be scanning all these assholes' assholes.

Claude:
Fine. Then I'll do it for you. Just tell me where the souls are.

Gary Bunda:
I don't know, Claude! Hell's a big place! People running from MONSTERS, going into lava. I don't know what they do!

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Sheriff:
[to Hurshe] Anyway, I still care about you, but as long as your crazy brother dispensing rectal justice, we can't be together.

Hurshe:
He didn't finish doctoring up inside you, did he? 'Cause if he's gonna go around filling folks up with his doctor sauce, someone's gonna get pregnant.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Gary Bunda:
[to the Youth Group] Hey, gang. Congratulations! You just got the heck out of this room! Come on down! Yeah! Come on down.

Youth Minister:
Uh, this was supposed to last three hours. That was like three minutes. Unless this is a larger room we're supposes to get the heck out of?

Gary Bunda:
You don't want to get the heck out of this room because you are in Heaven. Congratulations!

Youth Minister:
We died?

Gary Bunda:
Yeah. Gas leak.

Youth Minister:
We're a Methodist Youth Group. Why would God send demons to meet us? Where is St. Peter?

Gary Bunda:
Um...

Youth Minister:
I want to see your manager.

Gary Bunda:
Okay. Johnny, could you show him where the manager is?

[Johnny hammered the Youth Minister]

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Escape Room Manager:
Alright, you guys have three hours to work together and figure out the clues for how to "Get the Heck Out of Of This Room". [laughs] Press that red button if anyone has diarrhea or something.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Gary Bunda:
What we need to do is we need to take the Party Hole to, like, a place where people want to go in the hole.

Ben:
A grave. To have sex with a corpse.

Gary Bunda:
No, Ben. No.

Johnny:
Why not paint it like a big ol' vagina or a butthole?

Gary Bunda:
No.

Ben:
People like having sex with corpses.

Gary Bunda:
People don't like to have sex with a corpse.

William:
Uh...a-a golf course. Uh, a hole in one!

Gary Bunda:
The hole is too small, William.

William:
I-I-I like the giant's vagina. I-I'm gonna write that one down.

Gary Bunda:
No. No, no, no, no, no. It needs to be a place. People want to escape from someplace else.

[Gary sees the "Get Me The Heck Outta This Room Event flyer" on what William is writing on the backside of the paper]

Gary Bunda:
I think I've got it.

All:
[evil laughs]

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Claude:
Come on, goons. Let's wrap it up. We've got the room.

Gary Bunda:
Claude, I cannot be in here brainstorming with you outside staring at me.

Claude:
You got to peep the sheet, okay? Go to The Alcove.

[cuts to the next scene where The Alcove still have patient people inside of it and not having a horror themed effect for making it less scary]

Ben:
The Pillbox Room is open.

Gary Bunda:
What's the Pillbox Room?

[cuts to the next scene where all the Hell employees had to squeeze in into a rectangular short sized room]

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Gary Bunda:
Gentlemen, we can abduct the living and fake the soul codes. We'll never have to hit an angel with hammer again! So easy, it's Japanese-y.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[after Johnny accidentally pushes an non-dead patient to the party hole, all the Hell employees decided to just go with it]

Gary Bunda:
Hey, welcome to Heaven.

Hair Plug Guy:
No, I-I'm not dead. That's impossible. I was just getting some hair plugs.

[Ben scans Hair Plug Guy's butt]

Ben:
His ass ain't scanning.

Gary Bunda:
That's because he's not dead, Ben. Just leave -- Just leave for a second.

[Johnny is ready to hit the Hair Plug Guy]

Gary Bunda:
JOHNNY, NO! Johnny.

[Johnny sadly puts his hammer away]

Gary Bunda:
God told me, though, that you hair is actually in the bottom of this cave.

Johnny:
Go in there. They're all waiting on you.

Ben:
[to Gary] What do I put in for the soul code?

Gary Bunda:
Doesn't matter. You can make it up. Nobody checks. [starts to have an idea] Nobody checks.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[as the Hell employees were about the get another soul, a muscular guy shows appears to ask the demons where Claudius is at]

Muscular Angel:
Hey, uh, you guys, seen Claudius? He didn't make it to his tee time yesterday.

Gary Bunda:
Claudius?

[flashback intensifies where Johnny hit Claudius with a hammer]

Gary Bunda:
I don't know a Claudius.

Muscular Angel:
Really, 'cause that looks like his robe. Did you make a halo out of tinfoil?

Gary Bunda:
[to the demon employers] GO DOWN THE HOLE! GO DOWN THE --

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Gary sends Randy to The Alcove]

Gary Bunda:
Get on in there. Your wife's in there.

Randy:
Nadine?

Gary Bunda:
Yes.

Randy:
What's all that screaming?

Gary Bunda:
It's Nadine and it's your family. And it's every pet that you've ever had. Nadine's right there. She's slippery wet for you.

Randy:
Help!

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

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