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Amy:
Oh, Miranda, I didn't see you there.

Miranda:
How did you get Cody to be your date? At gunpoint. [laughter]

Miranda:
[to Troy] What are you looking at, you fat, bloated assface?

Troy (as Policemen #2):
I was just thinking you're breaking out. You might want to pop that. [Troy uses the iPox phone to give the bratty girls diseases]

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Amy:
Ow! You're hurting me.

Gary Bunda (as Policemen):
Don't struggle. You don't want to mess up your hair for the, uh... [reveals as Gary] big dance.

Amy:
Gary! I told you to leave me alone.

Gary Bunda:
Yeah, but now I'm making up for it.

Amy:
I don't even have a date.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, yes, you do.

[Gary lifts up the police trunk showing that they kidnapped Cody for Amy's date partner]

Gary Bunda:
[points the gun at Cody] You excited to see Amy?

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[the demons disguise as policemen to save Amy's popularity]

Gary Bunda (as Policemen):
Boom! Amy O'Ryan, you're under arrest. We found the drugs. You in trouble.

Amy's Mom:
Now hold on here! Do you have a warrant?

Gary Bunda (as Policemen):
Here's my warrant.

[Gary uses pepper spray on Amy's Mom]

Gary Bunda (as Policemen):
Now, get up against the wall and spread 'em, you...parents.

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Amy's Mom:
Honey, do you want to talk about Joey Fatone?

Amy:
Mom, I don't even know who he is.

Amy's Dad:
Because he can go straight to hell.

Amy's Mom:
Roger, please. [to Amy] Are you sure you don't want to go to the big dance tonight?

Amy's Dad:
Not with Joey Fatone, she won't.

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Gary Bunda:
Instead of making Amy more popular, we make everybody else less popular.

Troy:
Yeah, 'cause you're way better at that.

Gary Bunda:
Thank you.

Troy:
Not really a compliment, but okay.

Gary Bunda:
[interrupts] I'm taking it as a compliment.

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added 7 months ago

[after singing in the lunch room incident happened in school, the real Joey Fatone gets mistakenly interviewed on live TV if he did sexual acts with Amy]

Real Joey Fatone:
[on Gary's computer in a video] Look, I didn't have sex with any underage girl. I wasn't even in Oklahoma on the day in the question.

Gary Bunda:
I made a promise to Amy to help her get more popular, but, instead, Amy is miserable, and I got Joey Fatone arrest for statutory rape -- Not even real rape!

Benji:
Been there. The middle-school years are so awkward. That's why I like my boys..."Elementary, dear Watson". [laughing]

Troy:
[to Gary] He turns everything back to that. [referring to Benji]

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[while Gary Bunda disguising as Joey singing the song for Amy, the police officer came to stop the music by thinking that Joey Fatone is having sex with an underage girl]

Gary Bunda (as Joey Fatone):
What are you doing?

Police Officer:
Come with me, please.

Gary Bunda (as Joey Fatone):
I'm Joey Fatone. I'm from N'Sync. I'm Joey Fatone from N'Sync! I made love to this little girl!

Miranda:
Wow. Amy's boyfriend's like 50 years old. And she had sex with him.

Cody:
Oh, gross.

Miranda:
[chanting] Slut! Slut! Slut!

Amy:
[to Gary] You ruined everything!

Gary Bunda (as Joey Fatone):
No, boys love sluts! It's good! Choose your sexuality! Own your sexuality!

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Lunch Lady:
[gasps] Oh, my god. Are you Joey Fatone from N'Sync?

Gary Bunda (as Joey Fatone):
[laughs] Yeah, you're goddamn right I am. That's right. Joey Fatone. [shows a old boy band picture] Right here in this picture. That's me. Purple tips. And I know Justin Timberlake, too.

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[Gary gets summoned by Amy into her room using the OMGOuija board]

Gary Bunda:
Greetings! [laughs evilly then realizes she's a high schooler girl] Oh, man. You're supposed to be 21 years old. You said were 21 years old.

Amy:
Okay, well, you were supposed to be a hunk with chiseled good looks.

Gary Bunda:
I am, and I do have that. But one of these lies puts one of us in jail. Where are your friends? I thought there was goin to be like a party in here. The box says for fours to six players, not just one.

Amy:
I don't really have any friends, I guess.

Gary Bunda:
Well, what about that boyfriend, Cody, that you kept throwing in my face?

Amy:
He thinks I'm a...weirdo, like everyone else does.

Gary Bunda:
No, you're not weird. You're just...incredibly unpopular. If you listen to me, I can make you the most popular girl in the school.

Amy:
Wait, really?

Gary Bunda:
Yeah.

Amy:
How?

[cuts to the next scene where in a bar, Gary uses a hammer to smash the glass inside the Joey's jacket to disguise into a singer Joey Fatone]

Gary Bunda:
Excuse me. I won that on eBay. [smashes the glass] Sorry if I got glass in your chili there. I will fill up them bowls courtesy of...[disguises as Joey Fatone] ...The Fatone.

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[as Amy plays the OMGOuija board game, she uses the planchette piece which also transports the real planchette piece of the board game in Hell by making it move on its own to communicate with the demons]

Gary Bunda:
Guys. Guys, it's moving! Somebody is talking to me. I'm not doing that.

[the piece sends a fart emoji]

Caleb:
What kind of polluted mind would communicate a face on excrement?

Amy:
[moves the planchette] R...U...dead?

Gary Bunda:
Oh dip! Okay. Okay. [moves the piece to smiley face] Yes. Smiley face with his tongue out. LOL.

Amy:
[surprised] Damn.

[Amy moves the piece to kiss emoji]

Gary Bunda:
[gasps] It's a lady. She's at a big party. What do I do? Dude, she sent me a kissy face.

Dizzay:
Damn, son, she wants you. Tell her to send a pic.

Caleb:
Send her the angry Chinamen. Let her know you mean business. Which fruit denotes wealth?

Gary Bunda:
Grapes. I'm gonna send her a kissy face.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Caleb:
Why do they call it texting when it's a bunch of faces and fruits? What they ought to call it is fruiting!

Dizzay:
Yeah, well, times have changed.

Caleb:
They sure have. Chinamen used to work on the railroad. They weren't laughing then. [looks at the "laughing while crying" emoji] Look at 'em now, running the world.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Satan:
It's Saturday night. Listen up. We've got slumber parties -- A lot of teenage girls calling in. Oh, and the church lock-ins -- Always gonna get a lot of Ouija out of that.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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[after the demons we're done watching OMGOuija commercial]

Satan:
Great, right? It's great? Eggplant means penis. [laughs] I can't believe that got through.

Gary Bunda:
Old people having a sex life is funny.

Satan:
Yeah, we're not talking about old people, Gary. We are talking about today's youth. Kids today like to communicate using "emojis," IMHO.

Troy:
Yes, sir. You know, there is nothing cooler than taking an old board game and cynically slapping on a bunch of trendy sh*t.

Satan:
Glad you feel that way, Troy, because starting tonight, you are all on OMGOuija duty.

All:
[groans]

Satan:
Oh, and I'm not J.K.! I am serious as...A.F.

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TV Girl:
I don't want to play a boring old board game. I'd rather text my friends.

Announcer:
Now you can do both with OMGOuija! Text with actual dead people.

Woman Announcers:
[singing] Smiley face, smiley poo. The dead are BFFs with you.

TV Girl:
Ghosts are so cool. LOL.

[Grandma moves board into an eggplant]

TV Girl:
Grandma! TMI.

TV Grandma:
I didn't do it! [laughs]

Announcer:
OMGOuija. By Beezel Brothers.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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[Eye gets his leg cut off by a severed hand]

Eye:
I hurt. I hurt.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Skillet sees a secret hatch inside the bookcases and start to hit it several times]

Shark:
Whoa, down little buddy, down. I don't want to have to tell you again. I will, but I don't want to.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Eye:
That's a good show. How does it end?

Shark:
It never ends.

Eye:
But everything ends. Somehow.

Shark:
You are becoming a real problem.

Eye:
I'm sorry.

Rectangular Businessman:
Shark, I think he should prove his sorryness with these. [pulls up a bloody shear]

Shark:
Wow. Yeah, that's -- That's menacing. We are going to hire the hand next to, uh, operate those?

[Eye slowly walks back from Shark's lair]

Shark:
[to Rectangular Businessman] Hey, are you listening to me?

Rectangular Businessman:
Shh, I'm making it happen.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Golden Joe:
Man, I got to do the trickle. You got to open this up so I can go.

Peanut Cop:
Me, too, dude. Up top.

Roostre:
Driving with you guys is like driving with a bunch of damn babies.

[a circle effect closes up on Roostre face looking like a funny ending quote from a tv sitcom]

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Shark:
And that's where we cut. The Circle Effect is effective.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Roostre:
Don't even think about it, Fitz.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What? Don't think about it -- What?

Roostre:
Trust me you don't want to go in there.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What did you call me?

Roostre:
I didn't call you anything.

Peanut Cop:
This is awesome. You're a mouse.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
No, no, no, you...you called me Fitz. Liquor called me Fitz once.

Roostre:
It's just a name like Butch. It doesn't mean nothing.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Shark called me Butch.

Roostre:
Butch is nothing, too. It's like when you wake up and tell your son's friend, hey, man, are you going to sleep all day, Butch, or you gonna mow the lawn? That's it. That's what it is. That's all it is.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
It's so much more than that.

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Roostre:
Dammit, Joe, I'm the pilot around here, not you. I told you to let me drive and leave these controls alone.

Golden Joe:
We did.

Peanut Cop:
We have been driving, driven? [wheezing] Because Jesus saves.

Roostre:
Shut up.

Peanut Cop:
What am I? What am I talking about?

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Clancy:
I'm going to deal with that Otnip once and for all!

Lil:
Dad, no!

Clancy's Wife:
Clancy, it's too dangerous!

Clancy:
If I don't go, we shall all perish!

Bertrum:
Hey, if the guy wants to go, let him go. [laughs] Look. He's eager.

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Jim:
You're a true hero, Nathaniel.

Saul:
It's Saul... [looks at camera] Saul Malone.

[Jim dies]

Nathaniel:
He was talking to me. [gunshot] Hello, Saul.

Saul:
Nathaniel Baltimore? [spits] What are you doing here?1

Nathaniel:
[gunshot] I came down here to disprove your insane Mother Rock theory.

Saul:
Uh, I can't really talk right now.

Nathaniel:
[gunshot] What I have since discovered is nothing short of earth-shattering. There is far more to the Mother Rock than your feeble mind could ever dare grasp. But more about that later. Come, Saul.

[Nathaniel kisses Saul]

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

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Saul:
THE SUNS KNOW! I AM MAN ROCK, AND I HAVE MASTERED THE ROCK WITHIN.

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