Timothyj.29104's Quotes Page #171

Here's the list of quotes submitted by timothyj.29104 — There are currently 5,773 quotes total — keep up the great work!

[Satan turns into a snake] Satan: Alright. Let the impregnating begin. Troy: [to Cheryl] Okay, why don't you just hop over on all fours and wiggle that ass, okay, honey? [Cheryl turns and moves her butt around] Satan: Hey, oh, I can't see. Point me towards the hoo-ha. I want some of that punani. Gary Bunda: I'm gonna light the candles. [As Gary light the candles, Satan mistakenly crawled into Gary's butt instead] Satan: [referring to Cheryl] Give me some of that sugar-sugar. Look, I found a warm hole. [As Satan went inside Gary's butt, Gary has a massive amount of farts, and making his body go wild while doing the impregnating] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Gary Bunda: When do we use this crucifix filled with the semen of a thousand murderers? Satan: [laughing] Oh. Did you do that? [laughs] [Gary flashbacks of what he does with the crucifix] VC: Thank you, Gary. Gary Bunda: Oh, you're really tossing some ropes there, V.C. You know what's weird is that I never really took you for a murder, though. VC: I screwed a guy on a land deal once, but that's about it. Gary Bunda: I said only murderers, V.C. NOW YOU SULLIED THE VIAL! Now I got to start over! [Gary's flashback ends] Satan: How many guys? Gary Bunda: 1,000. Satan: 1,000. [laughs] Satan and Troy: [laugh] Troy: That is...that's good! [laughs] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Gary Bunda: So, um, what's gonna happen? Troy: Yeah, how's this work? I'm unclear, too. Satan: Uh, yeah, I'm going to enter her as a serpent. I'm gonna inject her with my venom, which contains my seed. It's uh... [chuckles] Stuff's pretty potent. I could impregnate a rock. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Satan: Hey, how are you doing? Cheryl: Hi! Satan: Yeah, do me a favor. You open your robe? Cheryl: Uh, more? Satan: Yep. Lick your lips. [Cheryl tries to lick his lips] Satan: Maybe touch yourself a bit. [Cheryl touches herself but still trying to in an awkward way] Satan: Alright. We're here. Let's do it. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Gary Bunda: [to Satan] So, this is Cheryl. If she asks you, you're Lenny Kravitz, and we're shooting a music video. Cheryl: [to Satan] Oh, hi! I'm Cheryl. Satan: [to Gary] That's not the woman we talked about. Gary Bunda: Oh, yes, she is. Photoshop's crazy these days. Satan: Really? Gary Bunda: Yeah. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Troy: Is that the mom from the yogurt ad? Gary Bunda: [refers to Satan's response for a supermodel] I couldn't get the underwear model. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Troy: What's with the Mardi Gras beads? We don't need all this. Gary Bunda: This dirty, smelly cave was not sexy enough. I wanted it to be, like a nice. This kid's gonna be our boss one day. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Satan: Revelation says I'm supposed to have a son in 2143 and that he'll bring about Armageddon, the second coming of Jesus, and I...I don't know, I'm just, uh...I think I'm ready now. Satan: Have my own son, you know? Hold him in my hands...look down into his black eyes. Gary Bunda: So who's the lucky lady? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Satan: You guys ever think about having a kid? Gary Bunda: No. Troy: Down here? Gary Bunda: Absolutely not. Troy: [to Satan] You out of your mind? Gary Bunda: [whimpering] Every day, no warmth, no hope. Troy: That'd be the worst thing I could ever do. Gary Bunda: [whimpering] Be surrounded by monsters. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
[Gary, Troy, and Satan relaxing on a sailboat ride] Troy: Ooh, it sure is nice to get out of the office for the day, sir. Gary Bunda: It's like the south of France, except it's a big barf lagoon filled with corpses. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Like, whoa. Lookit down there. [sees a woman at the bar] Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: [flirts] Me-ouse. Meouse. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Rhoda: You robbed a bank? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Hell, yeah. Rhoda: You boys are wild. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Yes, we are. Rhoda: [laughs] I mean, you boys are like "WILD" wild, you know what I mean? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: I mean, completely wild at a wildness, wildy, and I salute you. [They both salute] Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Yes, sir. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Rhoda: [to Mouse] What are you celebrating here? Your outstanding gayness? – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: [talks about the square guy] My head. That guy was such a dork. We should rob that bank. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
[Fitz took the square guy to a unknown house apartment] Rectangular Businessman: Wait a second. This isn't Cheese Industries. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: It's about to be. You should take off your shirt. Rectangular Businessman: What? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Just lie down on the bed. Ok, and roll camera. And action. [Fitz gives the square guy the sex doll, but doesn't play with it] Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Action. Come on now. Rectangular Businessman: Although this is a comfortable bed. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Kiss it. Rectangular Businessman: I don't think this is Cheese Industries. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Kiss it. Squeeze it. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Hey, why don't you feel around back there and grab me a beer? Rectangular Businessman: But you're driving. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Was driving. Sitting back here with you now. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: You like porno? Rectangular Businessman: Well, uh... Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Look at this. [Fitz shows Square Guy a sex doll] Rectangular Businessman: Um, I don't have any eyes. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Oh, man. Sucks for you. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: What do you want? Rectangular Businessman: I have an appointment at Cheese Industries. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: So? Rectangular Businessman: I'd like to hire you to drive me there. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: No talking. Pay. Rectangular Businessman: How much in the world is it? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: [serious] Get in. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Shark: How about now? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Yes, how about now? Shark: Yeah, now's good. Before would have been better, but before is over. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Shark: [to Fitz] Drive him to cheese industries. You don't even know where that is. That's why we picked you, because everybody else knows. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Dr. Wang: I'm going to sleep with your wife! – Minoriteam Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Gary Bunda: I got a whole vanload of gamer kids just swollen with Mountain Dew, like, right over there. So come on. Let's go. Krampus: [giggles] Gary Bunda: Yeah, yeah. They're right in there. Just way in the back. [Krampus sees no gamer kids in the van] Krampus: GUMPHANICKEL, YOU LIED! Gary Bunda: [shoves Krampus] GET IN THERE! [Gary gets in the van while pointing a middle finger to Krampus] Gary Bunda: [to Claude] GO, GO, GO! BURN IT! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Dizzay: We made a North Carolina vinegar sauce, but it's not holding the brisket together. So what I want to do is make a cool red berm here, you know, to keep the pulled pork out of the vodka. Dizzay: But this says make benches out of coleslaw. How the hell you make a bench out of a coleslaw? Satan (Darren): Just do it. Satan wills it. [possibly referring to Kip the Real Satan] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Dizzay: What happened to Gary and Troy? Satan (Darren): Oh, uh, they, uh, were both eating Chinese food and running, and they both tripped and chopsticks went up their nose at the same time. [Dizzay makes a worried concern expression that he already knows what Satan done to them] Dizzay: Oh. Okay. Satan (Darren): Yeah. Dizzay: Alright. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago

We need you!

Help us build the largest authors community and quotes collection on the web!

The Web's Largest Resource for

Famous Quotes & Sayings

A Member Of The STANDS4 Network

Browse Quotes.net

#A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Random New Quotes

Quiz

Are you a quotes master?

»

What if my whole life has been wrong?

A Leo Tolstoy

B J.R.R. Tolkien

C Marilyn Monroe

D Mike Tyson