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Bertrum:
My fellow moles, the hour has come to usher in the era of thunder hole! Let the dig begin!

[the Mole Men worker gets crushed by rocks when he touched the ceiling of the surface]

Bertrum:
Good work. Next digger.

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Bertrum:
Sure, there were those who called it unwise, risky, overambitious. [fake cough] Clancy!

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Clancy:
[on phone] Listen, Jim, the reason I called is I need your support to stop my brother's wicked scheme to dig into the taboo area.

Jim:
Not interested! [hangs up]

Clancy:
Son of a bitch!

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Fallopia:
Please, let me explain.

Saul:
Go ahead! Try me!

Fallopia:
This thing with Johnny -- It's just incredibly passionate, transcendent sex and the deepest kind of romantic love. So, please, I cherish you as a friend...a totally sexless friend.

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Saul sees Johnny and Fallopia doing sex with each other]

Saul:
What are you two doing in there?!

Johnny Tambourine:
[to Fallopia] See? I told you he wouldn't know.

Saul:
[to Fallopia] We had a date! How could you just turn around and have intercourse with Johnny Tambourine?!

Fallopia:
I think he does know, Johnny.

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Captain:
BTO. Bachman-Turner Overdrive.

STRATA Operator #2:
It's not Bachman-Turner Overdrive.

[the Captain snatches one of the crewmate's knife and stabs him aggressively for misspelling the word]

Captain:
BTO. Bachman-Turner Overdrive.

STRATA Operator #2:
Listen, you can threaten me. You can stick that knife through his hand and into the table till the cows come home, but hear me now and hear me well. That is not Bachman-Turner Overdrive.

[the two guys then have a suspension expression fight afterwards]

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Saul:
Who are you kidding, Malone? You haven't been on a date since you followed that docent around the geology museum, and Fallopia is no Jane Geode. She's a certified knockout!

Lil:
Don't worry, mister. You'll be fine. She's just a filthy, wretched ogre. She's lucky to get a guy like you. [referring to Fallopia who is sexy human version of mole man]

Saul:
Really? You think so?

Lil:
I don't know.

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Saul:
Sometimes when my nostrils gets too bushy, people think it's a booger, and it makes them self-conscious, and they start thinking they might have a booger or something else in their nostrils, and that is the last thing I want to happen with Fallopia. God knows she's suffered enough.

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Saul:
[to Fallopia] No, you're beautiful.

Robot:
You're a real looker, missy. Hubba-hubba!

Johnny Tambourine:
For a human, sure, but she's a mole. Why would I want a hideous mole when I could have any mole I want?

Robot:
Johnny's right. She's a pig.

Johnny Tambourine:
Let's go find some real mole girls. Once you've gone mole, there's no other hole.

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Saul:
Fallopia? That's beautiful.

Fallopia:
But you can call me what everyone else does -- A hideous mutant barely worthy of being a punching bag.

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Mr. President:
How are you trying to reach your goal?

STRATA Operator #1:
By activating the DX-2, our backup drill ship.

STRATA Operator #2:
But there's a slight problem, Mr. President. The ship can only drill up. It's a design flaw.

Mr. President:
Indochina.

STRATA Operator #1:
Of course. Indochina!

Mr. President:
Indochina.

STRATA Operator #1:
We'll take the drill ship to Indochina.

Mr. President:
Indochina.

STRATA Operator #2:
That way we can drill up, straight to the center of the earth.

Mr. President:
Indochina.

STRATA Operator #1:
Pack your bags, STRATA Operator #2. We're going to Indochina.

STRATA Operator #2:
Let's go.

Mr. President:
Indochina.

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Saul:
What's your name?

Fallopia:
...

Saul:
What's...your...name?

Fallopia:
...

Johnny Tambourine:
I don't think she knows how to talk.

Robot:
Do what they do to make horses talk on those tv programs. Put peanut butter in her mouth. That'll get the old gums flapping.

Saul:
Robot, that's not a half-bad idea.

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Hambrosia:
Hello, dear. I got you some gifts -- A divorce, and the end of my curse.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

[after Hambrosia divorce the lovers' bodies getting stuck to each other]

Sheriff:
[to Hurshe] Turns out you're more than just a gaping receptacle for my thrusting member.

Hurshe:
It feels like five lips felching a rim job, but in my heart.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

[the directors rewrite the ending of Eddie becoming a demon sequence in a different kind of way]

Eddie:
It's too bad I had to forfeit my victory and now you're red and I'm not because you're a demon again.

Troy:
[tired] Yeah, I won, I won. I'm the demon. And I'm so happy about it.

Eddie:
I'm back to being a tortured, not with the horns and red skin that you enjoy. I guess being a demon just wasn't for me.

Troy:
Shut up, you son of a bitch! [whips Eddie]

[Matt shows up with a lower CG budget of Satan except his face, torso, and arms]

Satan:
I like this. This works. This feels right.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Dave Willis:
Hey, Spencer. It's Dave. What's up?

Spencer:
Hey, so Eddie doesn't want to do the red paint on his face.

Dave Willis:
Uh, he's all good. I talked to him like two minutes ago. He's kind of upset, but we're -- We're all cool.

Spencer:
Well, he just texted me one minute ago, and he said definitely doesn't want to do the red paint. So, uh, maybe make him a human demon that's flesh-colored? I think that's funnier anyway. They don't all need to be red. Bye-bye.

Dave Willis:
[to Casper Kelly] No f***ing way are we doing that. We're not doing it.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

[Eddie becomes a demon after winning the Wall of The Damned]

Eddie:
I'M A DEMON! NOW AND FOREVER!

[cuts to the next scene where there's a 4th wall break when the cast crew ask one of the directors how they feel about the makeup and prop scenery]

Eddie Pepitone:
Never again, okay? Don't f***ing paint me in this red sh*t no more!

Dave Willis:
You know, everybody has to do it -- Henry, Matt...

Henry Zebrowski:
Yeah.

Dana Snyder:
And I'm a tortured now. And I'm gonna stay a tortured for the rest of the season 'cause I'm not putting that red sh*t back on.

Matt Servitto:
Dave, can't we do the red digitally now?

Dana Snyder:
Digital. There you go.

Matt Servitto:
And then we wouldn't have to sit through it. Shane, I love what you do. I love your guys' work, but we wouldn't have to do it. And these pants, these are fur. It's hot as hell in there. I mean, we could digitize the pants.

Dave Willis:
I mean, we have two more weeks of shooting. Just two more weeks, you can gut it out. I can't rewrite it.

Eddie Pepitone:
Alright. Alright, fine, fine.

Dave Willis:
You mean it?

Eddie Pepitone:
I'll do it, yeah.

Dave Willis:
Alright, thank you. Thank you so much.

Eddie Pepitone:
You're welcome.

Dave Willis:
Alright.

Intern:
Eddie's agent is on the phone.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Satan:
Gentlemen, behold. The Wall of the Damned. Yeah, I rented it. It's got to be back in a couple hours.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

[Eddie tries shove Troy's trophy into Troy's ass]

Troy:
Please don't do it, Eddie! Please, I'm begging you. I'm begging you. Dude, you don't have to do this. It hurts so bad, I can't hack it. I'm weak. I'm not strong like you. I'm not strong like you. I'm weak. My body's not made for that to happen to me. Please. I'm begging you, please. Take mercy on me, Eddie. Please!

Eddie:
Alright. Alright, I won't do it.

Troy:
See, Satan? Eddie doesn't have what it takes to do this job -- Bottom line.

Eddie:
No, I want to be a demon. I just don't like the butt stuff.

Satan:
I need demons that can do the butt stuff, Eddie.

Troy:
I can do the butt stuff.

[Troy manages to shove his trophy inside his butt]

Troy:
[farts] There it is.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Satan:
Did you write this e-mail and sent it to the entire department? I'm confused It came from your computer.

Satan:
It says, "I don't have what it takes to be a demon. I'm weak and soft not strong, like Troy. Troy should have his horns back. Stupid Satan really blew it with this one. Satan's a sad loser, almost as sad as Eddie, who is me who is very weak".

Eddie:
Why would -- Why would I write that? I-I mean I worship you, sir.

Satan:
Whoever did write this, Eddie, he's got spunk and grit. He's -- He's treacherous. He's not afraid to speak his mind, you know?

Eddie:
[tricking] Oh, you know, I did write that.

Satan:
No, you didn't. You know who did write this? Troy. Troy hacked into your account to purposely make you look bad, because he's got attitude, Eddie. And you need to get that attitude.

Satan:
Have you shoved that trophy up his ass yet?

Eddie:
Oh, no, we said we were gonna circle back at 4:00 because that's what fits Troy's schedule.

Satan:
HE DOESN'T SET THE SCHEDULE, YOU DO! Now you take this trophy and you shove it up his ass. YOU HEAR ME?!

Eddie:
Yes, right --

Satan:
GET OUT OF HERE!

Eddie:
No, I'll put it in his ass.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Satan:
Good job picking the baby. Babies are good eating. They're like -- They're like the veal of people, you know?

Eddie:
For the record, I picked the blanket.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

[Eddie tries the hologram training]

Hologram Son:
It's so cold, Mama. What will we eat to sustain ourselves, Mama?

Hologram Benji:
What would you advise them to eat? Think, Eddie. What poor, defenseless thing in this scene is edible?

[Eddie quivers when he chooses the baby]

Hologram Benji:
Congratulations! You chose the baby!

Eddie:
No, no, no, no! I meant the baby blanket, not the baby.

Hologram Benji:
The baby will be an excellent source of protein for these settlers...until they're brutally murdered by Indians.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Eddie:
Hi, Keith. What's up, man?

Keith:
I got you e-mail set up, Eddie.

Eddie:
Thank you, Keith.

Keith:
Your password's Traitor$Sellout. That should be easy for you to remember, but I, uh, put it on a Post-It.

Eddie:
Don't do me like this. I'm still the same old Eddie.

Keith:
Yeah, is that what you tell yourself when you whip us? When you're sitting in your fancy cube? You're such an asshole since the promotion.

Eddie:
I'm just doing my job here. Don't bust my balls on this.

Keith:
Why not? You're gonna be busting ours -- With the gonad hammer, down by ball-busting rock.

Eddie:
Yes, probably. But, again, I'm just doing my job. I'm sorry.

Keith:
Way to remember where you came from. [angrily leaves]

Eddie:
Geez.

Gary Bunda:
Damn!

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Eddie:
Do you have anything that's, like, animal-free, cruelty-free? I'm a vegan.

Ben:
I got rawhide.

Eddie:
I-I...

Ben:
Deer hide.

Eddie:
No, I-I --

Ben:
Horse hide.

Eddie:
These are all animals. I-I want something that isn't an animal.

Ben:
I got suede back here.

Eddie:
You know, that does come from an animal, I believe.

Ben:
Cow hide?

Eddie:
Listen to the first part of that.

Ben:
Hey, why -- Why don't you try this 12? Try cracking that, see how that bad boy does.

Eddie:
Thank you so much.

[Eddie whips his new whipper]

Eddie:
Here you go, ya Wall Street scum! Huh? You predatory-lending prick! Terrific.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

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