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Benji:
By now, you've met with one of our rusty whaling hooks and you have questions like, "What were my sins that landed me here?" "What sort of additional tortures should I expect?" Maybe you're thinking "Is there a way to escape?" Or "Would someone please return my intestines into my gaping stomach wound?"

Tortured Citizen:
Is the boring video a part of the torture?

Gary Bunda:
Shh. Quiet.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 9 months ago

Benji:
Hi, I'm Benji, and welcome to Hell. Hey, it could be worse! [laughs] I'm kidding. It could "not" be worse.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 9 months ago

Dizzay:
Gary! What's up, man?

Gary Bunda:
Hey, psyche! I was a double agent the whole time! Yeah, Satan sent me to Heaven because he said I was the only demon that he could trust, so I accepted the burden.

Satan:
You were the only one with and anal fissure big enough to hold three dudes and six tons of explosives.

Gary Bunda:
That is true, as well.

Ubuntu:
A video will explain everything at the end.

Gary Bunda:
I KNOW THERE'S A VIDEO, UBUNTU!

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 9 months ago

[Gary explains why Heaven was destructed]

Gary Bunda:
There were demons in my ass that made me do this.

Scott:
[happily] It has been very nice to have met you, and I wish you all the luck in your future endeavors.

Gary Bunda:
We can maybe pray about this, huh?

[Gary gets sent back to hell]

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 9 months ago

Gary Bunda:
Hey, guys. Hey, guys. Stop what you're doing. My stomachache's gone, Wendy.

Scott:
Good news, bro.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, wow! Jesus-Man! Kicking evil in the... [sees the comic quote has been changed] What's a Golfgroin?

Wendy:
Standard wasn't comfortable with golf balls.

Gary Bunda:
It's golf balls. They're everywhere around here. My grandmother says golf balls, alright? And she won't even say damn or pussy.

Scott:
The groin is still edgy.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 9 months ago

Gary Bunda:
Alright. What do I got to do?

Claude:
You just get around Heaven, moon some classified stuff. I'll take a few photos and that's it. Let's start with this column.

Gary Bunda:
I don't really know why you got to take a picture of a load-bearing column, but --

[As Gary stand close to the column of his butt, Claude putted dynamite instead of taking photos]

Claude:
Hey, Gar? What do you think? You think you could get your ass up near that support beam up there?

Gary Bunda:
I guess I can just crawl up there and hang my ass off the balcony like I'm Spider-Man.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 9 months ago

[Claude, Benji, and Ubuntu punch and stomp Gary's butt to get Gary's attention]

Gary Bunda:
I'm really sorry. This pew keep creaking.

Gary Bunda:
I got to go golfing. Keep praying!

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 9 months ago

Dennis:
Nice pottery, by the way.

Gary Bunda:
Thank you so much. It's a soup tureen.

Dennis:
We should have some soup later.

Gary Bunda:
[laughs] I'd love that!

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 9 months ago

[The angel workers sees Gary doing inappropriate stuff to the statue]

Claudius:
What are you doing, Gary?

Gary Bunda:
I'm just marking my ball.

Claudius:
Well, the course is way over there.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, must have shanked it.

Claudius:
Yeah, that's a term. I mean, it looks like you're taking a poop, so...no one wants to see your butt.

Gary Bunda:
I'm made in God's image. Me and God have the same exact perfect butt. You criticizing God's butt?

Wendy:
[gasps] Are you, Claudius? Are you criticizing God's butt?

Claudius:
Of course I'm not criticizing God's butt.

Dennis:
Claudius!

Wendy:
It seemed like -- It seemed like you were.

Claudius:
I love God's butt.

Gary Bunda:
Why don't you go whack some balls around? On the holes.

Claudius:
They're called links.

Gary Bunda:
So are sausages.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 9 months ago

[Gary makes a pottery object for him to take a dump without no one else watching]

Claude:
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop! Wait! Wait, wait! Stop! Gary!

Gary Bunda:
Claude?

[shows Claude hiding inside of Gary's butt]

Claude:
Stop sh***ing me out of your butt.

Gary Bunda:
C-Claude, you are not here.

Benji:
Hey, Gar!

Gary Bunda:
Benji! What are you doing down there?

Benji:
I'm here in case something happens to Claude. And this mission is way too important.

Ubuntu:
Hey, Gary.

Gary Bunda:
Ubuntu? Mission? What are you guys talking about?

Claude:
You're a plant. We hacked into St. Peter's book to get you up here so I could spy on their whole operation.

Gary Bunda:
I am not gonna do that with you, alright? God loves me. And his love is as pure and as white as Gwyneth Paltrow's belly button. And there's jerky here -- A sh*t ton of it.

Claude:
St. Peter!

Ubuntu:
St. Peter.

Claude:
This Gary is a fraud!

Gary Bunda:
Shut your mouth.

[Gary tries to slap his bottoms to shut Claude up]

Gary Bunda:
Yeah, how do you like that, huh, Claude? [laughs] Got you, Claude.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 9 months ago

[Gary needs to take a dump again]

Gary Bunda:
I'm going to go make some pottery.

Scott:
With the women? [laughs]

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 9 months ago

[Gary got pinned from the masturbating spider that appeared out of nowhere]

Wendy:
Are you okay? I think he has PTSD.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 9 months ago

Gary Bunda:
Hey. Is there any way I can make it snow for this kid? Is there like a button or something?

Wendy:
Oh, he can't hear you. The mikes don't work.

Gary Bunda:
[laughs] Then, uh, why do we have them?

Wendy:
They actually don't sell these without the mouthpieces, so.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 9 months ago

Gary Bunda:
If God has perfect memory, why are writing down the messages?

Wendy:
You can take notes or not. You know, it doesn't matter. We're pretty chill. You can work at your own pace.

Gary Bunda:
I can do zero pace if I want to?

Wendy:
Absolutely.

Gary Bunda:
So I can... [takes off the headphones]

Wendy:
Yep. Put those back on! I'm just kidding.

Gary Bunda:
[laughs]

Wendy:
I'm just kidding.

Gary Bunda:
You scared me.

Wendy:
[laughs] No, it all goes to voicemail. We're really just listening to be nice.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 9 months ago

Mr. Neighbor:
Hello, Chef Bread. I -- [chuckles] Sorry. Bonjour, Chef Bread.

Mr. Neighbor:
Now...I-I'm sorry to interrupt, Chef Bread. I don't have time for a Francais lesson. You see, today is my 31st annual 5th birthday, and I --

[Mr. Neighbor stops talking, but Chef Bread didn't say a word]

Mr. Neighbor:
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY! IT'S WHAT I WANT IT TO BE!

– Mr. Neighbor's House  Movie Quote

added 9 months ago

[Mr. Neighbor wakes up from a dream while having a needle in his chest]

Photo Joe:
Do you have a memory, Mr. Neighbor?

Mr. Neighbor:
[thrilled] I sure did, Photo Joe, and it was a birthday memory!

Photo Joe:
Yee-haw! Those are the best dang memories of all!

Mr. Neighbor:
They sure are. They're so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, happy! [crazy laugh] But I have to go get one more thing for my birthday party, Photo Joe. I'll see you later!

[Mr. Neighbor crashes into a bunch of objects while sprinting to the exit]

– Mr. Neighbor's House  Movie Quote

added 9 months ago

Gary Bunda:
Where is your bathroom?

Scott:
No. There are no bathrooms, Gary. We don't need them. Waste not, want not.

Gary Bunda:
But I pretty significantly need to waste much.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 9 months ago

Wendy:
You guys, we're always saying we want to be more edgy. But we can't say balls? And it's not like we're using the word for guy's hot dog or anything.

Scott:
To heck with it! Balls, Dennis!

Dennis:
Ball going up. Whoo!

Wendy:
Jesus-Man -- Kicking evil in the balls.

Scott:
Kicking evil in the golf balls.

Gary Bunda:
This man really likes his golf.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 9 months ago

Scott:
And I know you said you weren't really into golf, but, uh, here's your own set of golf clubs.

Gary Bunda:
Thank you. [voice breaking] You know, back where I'm from, down in Hell, uh, the only balls we whacked around were mine.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 9 months ago

Gary Bunda:
Jesus-Man has got laser eye beams that can forgive people from a long distance. And he shoots webs.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 9 months ago

Dennis:
Do you mind spit-balling some ideas with us?

Claudius:
Right now, I'm presenting my idea for an internal newsletter called "Angel News".

Gary Bunda:
"Angel News".

Claudius:
Yeah.

Gary Bunda:
Do you mind if I toss in an idea?

Scott:
Of course.

Gary Bunda:
Don't want to offend you. It's a stupid idea, and it's a waste of time. Instead, what we do is a comic book.

Gary Bunda:
Radioactive Jesus Christ bites some dude. He gets Jesus powers. Call him Jesus-Man.

Scott:
Genius!

Dennis:
Boom! Goes the dynamite.

Wendy:
We could have, like, radioactive apostles biting different people. Get like a supergroup.

Claudius:
And maybe, since Jesus is a carpenter, maybe you could have like a big hammer or something like that, right?

Gary Bunda:
So you're talking about, like, Thor?

Claudius:
Not -- I mean, not like Thor.

Gary Bunda:
You're just trying to plagiarize Thor? No hammers.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 9 months ago

Scott:
Hey-oh! Here he is. Gary with one R, everybody.

Angels:
[applause]

Scott:
Things have a way of working out.

Gary Bunda:
Except for old Garry with two R's.

[all the angels paused then laughed]

Scott:
[laughter] Edgy. Edgy humor.

Dennis:
That's exactly what we need to appeal to the youth.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 9 months ago

Photo Joe:
Sometimes our brain lights up memories so we can never think about them again. That's called repression.

Mr. Neighbor:
Repression! I know what that is. You just need a web cam --

Photo Joe:
[interrupts] But old Photo Joseph here knows how to fix repression. Just look into the light right here.

Photo Joe:
That's right. You're not epileptic, are you?

– Mr. Neighbor's House  Movie Quote

added 9 months ago

Photo Joe:
Do you have a happy memory, Mr. Neighbor?

Mr. Neighbor:
Hmm, let me think.

[Mr. Neighbor's cloud bubble shows no memories but just a white canvas]

Mr. Neighbor:
[happily] I don't think I have any memories, Photo Joe.

– Mr. Neighbor's House  Movie Quote

added 9 months ago

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