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Chief: Where the hell have you been, McGee? Assy McGee: Clearin' the brush to send eyes inside. Chief: Good work. What do you need? Assy McGee: Lipstick camera, bifocals, large pie, and a pizza-delivery uniform, a pint of tear gas, and a mule to carry... Chief: What? Assy McGee: "Mule to carry it all." Chief: Alright. Who do you suggest we send in? Assy McGee: Someone brave we can afford to lose. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
[Chief plays Adult Photo Hunt] Chief: Wait! Left tit's got two nipples! Sanchez: That's a good eye, Chief. I thought those bosoms looked kind of weird. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
[Jasper leaves from the pharmacy] Assy McGee: [using megaphone] Okay, son, what do you want us to call you? Jasper: Uh, Jasper's my name. My Mom and Dad named us all "J" names. Assy McGee: [using megaphone] That's cute. You and I are gonna see eye-to-eye. Jasper: Hey, look, we're all hungry in here, okay? So we want some pizzas now, alright? And if we don't get any pizza, then someone's gonna get it! Assy McGee: [using megaphone] You got to trade me one hostage for every topping. Jasper: No, man. I guess then just cheese, then. We want some soda, too...some, um, Dr. Brown's Celery Soda. Assy McGee: [to Sanchez] He didn't bite. Sanchez: You almost had him. Assy McGee: I know, this guy's a riddle wrapped inside of a brain teaser, Sanchez. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Sanchez: Listen up, peoples! We're setting up a command center directly across from the pharmacy at Bob's Barbershop. Assy McGee: [using megaphone] Shut up, asshole. We're setting up at Bill W's. Now! Sanchez: Assy, that's two blocks away. Assy McGee: [using megaphone to Jasper] Clean your cleats, f*head. It's game time, and we got a two-minute warning on the clock! – Assy McGee** Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Assy McGee: How much dynamite we got? Sanchez: What do you need dynamite for? Asys McGee: Blow up the pharmacy. Sanchez: There's innocent civilians inside! Assy McGee: This place is a coward convention. Sanchez: There's protocols we got to follow. Assy McGee: Alright, I'll hit from the ladies tees with you. Sanchez: I'm gonna set up a communications base. Assy McGee: That'll give me enough time to break into his brain and kick the tires. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Sanchez: This thing turned from a simple stick-and-grab to a hostage situation. Chief wants you running point. Assy McGee: Five years planning that vacation. Sanchez: Well, maybe if you weren't the best hostage negotiator around, you'd be back there enjoying the lake. Must be peaceful, being there all by yourself. Assy McGee: Actually, you know who's got property next to mine? Sanchez: Who? Assy McGee: Kid Rock. Sanchez: The music guy? Assy McGee: Yeah. Sanchez: I bet he plays his music loud. Assy McGee: I thought he was gay, but I watched him and his girlfriend do it. [wheezes] Sanchez: You should've worn a parka. Assy McGee: And next time you shower, try standing near the water. [laughs] Sanchez: You know, sometimes, you're really rude. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Sanchez: [on phone] Assy, where are you? Assy McGee: My lake house. Sanchez: What lake, Assy? Assy McGee: Make sure the heat's on in the car, full blast... Sanchez: Okay, okay. Assy McGee: ...the setting that blows on your feet. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
[Assy gets a call from the police interrupting his fishing day] Assy McGee: Five years planning this vacation, and now this?! [shoots the fishes at the bottom of the ocean] – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Jasper: Uh, everyone down. This is a robbery. Sorry, this'll just take a minute. Next person who open their mouth get shot. I'm just here to get my prescription filled, and then I'm leaving, and if -- If nothing happens, nobody gets hurt okay? Cashier: Okay? Jasper: Now fill this prescription, please. Cashier: I'm not the pharmacist. I'm just a cashier. Customer: Oh, for god sakes, just go back there and get it. Jasper: Buzz me in, man! Cashier: It's locked. Jasper: BUZZ ME IN! Cashier: IT'S LOCKED! Jasper: I'm sorry for yelling. Customer: [groans] I am not in the mood for this at all. Jasper: No, no, no, no. No one's going anywhere, no. [sees the police car outside] Aw, come on. Are you kidding?! Who tripped the silent alarm? Who did that? Who did that? [grabs the cashier while pointing the gun at her] Who? You, fat pig? YOU?! YOU?! Customer: I'm going to leave now. Jasper: STOP! I'M SERIOUS, MAN! STOP! [Jasper shoots the customer] Customer: Oh, god! Jasper: Why -- Why'd you run, man? Why did you run? You made me do that! [crying] Oh, man, I just want to go home. [Jasper mistakenly shoots the cashier] Jasper: Oh, my god. I'm so sorry. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
[Gary's phone rings] Modok: SUN GOD! Gary Bunda: It's just a phone, Modok! Modok: SUN GOD! Gary Bunda: It's just a phone. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Gary Bunda: [deep voice] Hey. Anna: Who are you? Where's Jax? Gary Bunda: [deep voice] My name's Max Steelcastle. I'm the new boy in school. Gary Bunda: [deep voice] This is my friend, Modok...Furcastle. [normal voice] And he's gonna put that log down right now. Right, Modok? Put that log down, Modok. [Modok puts the log down] Gary Bunda: [deep voice] He's also new at school. W-We come from different families. You know, we're not a -- Not a package deal. Gary Bunda: [deep voice] I take care of him 'cause he's deaf. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Gerald Bald Z: Twisty! Confusing My Road To Free Combustion Power Ash Flick Force! Activate! Terry/Twisty: What? Gerald Bald Z: Perform Chesterfield Slims Iron Lung Fuel Flip Synergy Ignition! Terry/Twisty: What? Gerald Bald Z: Activate Lucy Flip Phase 9 Power Fuel Consumption Protocol! Terry/Twisty: What? Gerald Bald Z: DO IT! NOW! [Twisty flicks his cigar to the gas tanks to Gerald fly high out of the race] – Perfect Hair Forever Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Sherman the Giraffe: If that hot dog defeats the alligator and then drags his body over and props him up against that hair... Young Man: And if Twisty flicks his cigarette at them gas tanks... Terry/Twisty: What? Sherman the Giraffe: The young balding boy might just could use that hair as a ramp! Gerald Bald Z: This whole race is confusing. Maybe if Twisty would flick his cigarette towards those gas tanks-- Terry/Twisty: What? Gerald Bald Z: The explosion would drive me around the track, and up that hair ramp, to fly toward the mountain that does not exist. – Perfect Hair Forever Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
[Coiffio's colorful hair suddenly falls off] Coiffio: Oh, no! My fantastic do! Call 911! – Perfect Hair Forever Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Sherman the Giraffe: Oh, seeing that, that frank dog thing reminds me I'm kind of hungry. Young Man: Shh. Sherman the Giraffe: Maybe the Peanut Man will probably come up here. Young Man: Excuse me, these guys are racing to the death. Sherman the Giraffe: I don't see nobody dying over here. Young Man: They're racing to die. Sherman the Giraffe: It's nothing happening to these guys. – Perfect Hair Forever Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Young Man: I can't believe it! The Aeronautical Flying Cat is using his wing volition crystal croc toss powers to hoist the motor gator rider off his bike! Sherman the Giraffe: What? What did you say? – Perfect Hair Forever Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Sherman the Giraffe: Looks like a-a baby or stra-- A baby with an alligator mouth? Uh, wha. – Perfect Hair Forever Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Coiffio: I will end you! How about them apples, my young, bald nenemi -- E -- Emenis. Emenesis. Gerald Bald Z: Alright. [smirks] – Perfect Hair Forever Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Coiffio: Oh, did you want to get to Tuna Mountain? Gerald Bald Z: Yeah. Coiffio: You're going to have to get past me first! Inappropriate Comedy Tree: BRING IT ON, MAN! WE'LL KICK YOUR ASS! Coiffio: [imitates motorcycle] Inappropriate Comedy Tree: STOP IT! STOP DOING THAT! Coiffio: Heh heh. Now, I'm gonna do it with the engine. Inappropriate Comedy Tree: QUIT IT! WE'LL KICK YOUR ASS! Gerald Bald Z: Tree, I have bad news for you. Inappropriate Comedy Tree: WHAT? Gerald Bald Z: I'm afraid I've got to do this alone. Inappropriate Comedy Tree: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ALONE? Gerald Bald Z: I'm sorry. It's your enormous helmet. Inappropriate Comedy Tree: [sees his enormous helmet] WHAT DO YOU MEAN? Gerald Bald Z: The drag on your enormous helmet will be too much. And you just can't draft with a helmet that enormous. And you're also...just a...tree. Inappropriate Comedy Tree: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Gerald Bald Z: Come on now. You're being overly emotional because of the drugs you took earlier. Inappropriate Comedy Tree: IT'S SUPER UNFAIR THAT I'M NOT ACCEPTED BY YOU ALL! WAAA-HA-HAAAAAA! – Perfect Hair Forever Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Coiffio: Hey, what brand did you give me to prevent Gerald from a victory? Cat Man: Oh, I got a little something. Check it out. [brings out an alligator from the crate] Coiffio: Heh. Alligator. Cat Man: You know, throw it on the track. [Alligator attack Cat Man] Cat Man: GET OFF ME, YOU [EFF]ING GATOR! Coiffio: Ha ha ha. Helpful as usual. – Perfect Hair Forever Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Young Man: Here we are, folks, at the Ultimate Immortal Death Race 3200.com between Coiffio and Young Gerald. And I'm being told we have astronomical-- Sherman the Giraffe: Not to interrupt and cut you off, Young Son, but we have Astronomical Cat providing aerial views of the race. Young Man: We're just moments away from the start, as the racers make their last-minute preparations. Sherman the Giraffe: And the breeze is in the northeasterly direction. – Perfect Hair Forever Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Coiffio: Oh, hello, ward. Rod the Anime God: Uh. Coiffio: Are you prepared to make an off on my house, giant flame? Rod the Anime God: Ha ha. Well, don't you think you're asking a little too much for it, man? Coiffio: This other couple seems not to think I'm not asking too much. Rod the Anime God: Dude, listen-- Coiffio: WARD! Rod the Anime God: Dude. Gerald Bald Z: That man in the cat suit says we need motorcycles to get to Tuna Mountain. Cat Man: What cat suit? Coiffio: But -- But...I-I challenge him to a race to the death! So, we need a race track. Rod the Anime God: Alright, look. I can clear all this up with a low 8.9% APR financing on 30-year mortgage with no down payment, alright? Coiffio: Hmm. Rod the Anime God: [to Gerald] And if you-- If you buy my tickets...then I'll do this. So, everybody agrees with me? Gerald & Coiffio: Agreed. Rod the Anime God: Oh, yes. Gonna take a little trip. [Rod pulls up a lighter to flame his scroll to turn it to a racetrack] – Perfect Hair Forever Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Coiffio: I challenge you...to a chopper duel. Gerald Bald Z: What? Coiffio: A chopper duel. Gerald Bald Z: What? Coiffio: CHOPPER DUEL! Gerald Bald Z: What? Coiffio: [sighs] I challenge you to a motorcycle competition. Gerald Bald Z: But we're in the dense forest. Coiffio: Yeah, but...I mean... Gerald Bald Z: We'll need a race track. [Rod appears in a small size version] Rod the Anime God: Did somebody say race track or not? Huh? Damn it! [Rod restarts his entrance again to his original version] Rod the Anime God: Did someone say race track, or... Gerald Bald Z: Yes. Rod the Anime God: Who needs race tracks? Gerald Bald Z: We do. Rod the Anime God: I got all that stuff, but, uh...I gots to get paid. – Perfect Hair Forever Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Coiffio: Excuse me. I'm enraged to see you with Gerald and not killing him. Cat Man: You said to kill Paul. Coiffio: Oh, who the [EFF] is Paul? I said Gerald! Gerald Bald Z: Are you Coiffio? Coiffio: Aha! Gerald Bald Z: The evil controller of cats. Coiffio: [EFF]ing-a right little bitch. – Perfect Hair Forever Movie Quote	added 8 months ago

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