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Roostre:
It was just a car, man. I mean, I left the stereo, and this guy shows up and some guy -- I can't even make out his features and everything -- And he growls and growls. The next thing I know, I wake up in some room -- Some room painted white where there's a giant fan all spinning, and here he comes -- This shapeless thing -- And he comes out for me and I can't move. I got something sticking out of neck and it paralyzes me, and he grabs me and starts pushing me toward the fan.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Fitz's Wife:
What are you doing here?

Shadowy Figure:
[warbling voice]

Fitz's Wife:
That's my -- That was for Fitz. Why did you take it? Leave us alone, you bastard.

[Fitz's Wife gets shot by one of Shadowy's tranquilizer darts]

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Fitz is amazed using a telescope sniper]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Man, these are f-ing cool.

Skillet:
[squeals]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
They were about $300 or $400.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Golden Joe:
Man, I'm so far out I'm crunk as a mug up in this joint, man. Out like dismount in the planet and man sho kimshow.

Roostre:
Alright, now. Hey, hey.

Peanut Cop:
Oh, ho! Oh, shoot.

Roostre:
Hey, guys. Uh, did I ever tell you, uh, about, uh, how I got here? Did I -- How I got to be like this?

Golden Joe:
One more again, Roost. Got where to be like what?

Roostre:
You know where.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Peanut Cop:
Bro, I don't know if you know, but, like, if this freaks you out, just let me know, but, like, Joe and me and let me know if Joe...

Golden Joe:
Oh, no, you just didn't man. You said, "Joe let me know." That's a rhyme on my dime, biznitch. Slap me a lickie quick, old mna.

Peanut Cop:
Far out.

Golden Joe:
Far out.

Peanut Cop:
Out!

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[after hearing Roostre's 2nd song]

Peanut Cop:
Did you hear that, guys? That was beautiful.

Golden Joe:
I miss...I miss the old days and -- And the purple haze and the mayonnaise and the friggin' days in my maze. Eating ketchup sandwiches under the christmas tree.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

[Rhoda talks about the characters that got jobs that worked for Shark]

Rhoda:
Rooster, dude. Rooster is the guy.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What about Rooster.

Rhoda:
He's a He. Everything -- Everything he touches goes bad.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What about that? [pointing to Man/Woman]

Rhoda:
She's the "Man-Woman". You ought to ask him. He'll show you.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
And that no-eyed square guy -- What's his deal?

Rhoda:
Don't talk to him, man. You don't know what you're getting into. I'm telling you.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Who is he?

Rhoda:
Uh, he's rich. He's really rich. He -- He's the bank. He's got, like all this mad cash from the...

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
From the what?

Rhoda:
I don't know. Rooster knows. One more question, and I'm out, because I am sick and tired [pauses] ...of this.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What do you know about a...cold phone?

[Rhoda slaps the cold phone out of Fitz's hands]

Rhoda:
You don't ever want to get one. Not ever.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
And what about this Pronto?

Rhoda:
No, no, shh. No, shh, don't. I said one more, and that's it.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
You're gonna leave here and go to your bar, and when that no-eyed square guy shows up... [pulls up a rocket gun]

[Rhoda flinches out]

[turns out his rocket gun shoots out his phone number]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Call me.

Rhoda:
Thank you.

[ironically Fitz's rocket gun actually shoots out an arrow to Rhoda]

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Rhoda:
What is that? A, uh...the dog?

Skillet:
[squeals]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
He's a squirrel.

Rhoda:
Yeah, I know. [taming Skillet] Here, squirrelly, squirrelly. Get yourself a nut.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Shut up.

Rhoda:
YOU SHUT UP! You have no idea what kind of party is in store for us here.

[Fitz pulls up his gun on him]

Rhoda:
[firmly backs up] Ok?

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Rhoda:
Hey, you know, this really isn't a good idea of being here. I mean, this place where we're at now? That's the idea that I'm referring to that isn't good.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Shark:
[mentioning Eye] Um...did he tell you about the job?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Mh-hmm.

Shark:
That's goo... that -- That's good, right?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
No.

Shark:
Look, when you drink you're drinking and when you're drinking...you have.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
No.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

[Rhoda walks by seeing Fitz, Skillet, and Woman seeing a fake dead replica of Rhoda]

Rhoda:
Hey. The bar is closed. [sees his fake replica] Oh, ha ha ha. Hey, you're not gonna tell anybody, are ya? Oh, come -- It's just a fake! I mean, it's made of metal, for crying out loud. It's a joke. It's a gift from my -- From my, uh, realtor. Isn't it? Come on, guys.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

[Amy tries to eat her own baby to save herself from Hell]

Satan:
Um, excuse me, what are you doing? This is, like, over the line, okay?

Amy:
I'm just doing what you requested.

Satan:
I'm not really following your logic.

Amy:
I'll explain right after my lunch.

[Amy shows Satan that she's actually trying to take a bite of her baby]

Satan:
Okay. As long as you're seriously planning to eat your own baby, I want nothing to do with this. Like, actual ew!

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Amy:
Please let me go. I have a kid!

Satan:
I shall allow you to remain on Earth if you can complete an simple task. You must do one selfless act.

[Amy returns back on Earth to save herself by giving food for the homeless people]

Amy:
Okay. You had the tuna salad with crust cut off, and who ordered the vegan gyro? Gyro? Gyro? Gyro. Who ordered the vegan gyro?

[Amy returns back to Hell]

Satan:
Giving food to the poor is not selfless. You did it to save yourself. Fail.

Amy:
I can give away my car, everything.

Satan:
I feel like you're not appreciating the elegance of my selfless act paradox.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Narrator:
Amy Liblin rushed home with relish.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Saul:
I'm gonna miss you. You were my first mole man friend.

Lil:
Saul, you're like the Dad I wish I had. You always have time for me, and you listen.

[Saul sees Clancy coming on it's way]

Saul:
Lil, I don't have time right now! [runs away]

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Stromulous Guandor:
Now I know the pain you feel, Johnny Tambourine. And no amount of time will lessen it. The answer is to resurrect our beloveds...with this!

[Stromulous shows him the Resurrection Egg but in Johnny's point of view of the machine that it look like an actual egg for food]

Johnny Tambourine:
[happily] I don't want breakfast. I just lost my girl!

Stromulouse Guandor:
No, you fool! This is a resurrection egg. We will place first my wife and then my daughter in the egg. And then, in less than seven total minutes, they will be reborn.

Johnny Tambourine:
[happily] As babies? I don't want to be in love with a baby.

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Mr. President:
[on phone to Saul] Malone, find the STRATA operators and come back to the surface. You'll get the answers you seek. And, Saul, don't trust anyone, including me.

[dramatic music plays]

Mr. President:
[to Saul] And you.

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Mother Rock:
How goes the task we entrusted to you?

Saul:
You told me to lead the mole men. I have made great strides towards that goal. I've made friends and lovers. I've learned a little something about myself along the way. Yet there are miles to go before I sleep. That's Robert Frost.

[Mother Rock did not understand who Robert Frost is and completely not amused]

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Saul:
There's no time for the innocent yet arousing clasping of hands.

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Johnny Tambourine:
Don't worry, Princessa. Your Johnny's coming.

[as Johnny was about to save Princessa, he realizes something horribly after bumping into his chamber]

Johnny Tambourine:
That's odd. I'm stuck in some sort of sleep chamber. AAAAAH! AAAAAH! OH, GOD! AAAAH! GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Johnny Tambourine:
Princessa! I've missed you! I've been vomiting all over myself, and it's just not the same.

[Princess starts to vomit on Johnny's chamber]

Johnny Tambourine:
It's even better than I remembered it.

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Clancy:
Birdbats are hot-blooded, and passion can cloud their judgement. On the other hand, mole men are easily killed. Therefore, King Johnny, I suggest we fortify our position.

[Johnny stares at Clancy]

Clancy:
King Johnny?

Johnny Tambourine:
Oh, I'm -- I'm sorry, Clancy. I was looking at you, but I wasn't listening to you.

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Stromulous Guandor:
And now we shall go beyond the verge!

Princessa:
[gasps]

Stromulous Guandor:
Also, you are grounded!

Princessa:
[sighs]

Stromulous Guandor:
You are forbidden to ever see your new love again! Guard! Lock her in the tower!

[the birdbat henchmen grabs Princessa to lock her in the tower]

Stromulous Guandor:
Don't think I don't know that this will make you want to see him more. I HAVE READ THE BOOKS!

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Stromulous Guandor:
I raised you alone and spoiled you. You want attention -- I get it. I've read the books.

Princessa:
I'm not in a book, father. I'm right here, and I'm in love, I tell you. I have never been so stimulated, mentally, physically.

Stromulous Guandor:
Don't! God, don't talk about it! How could your mother die and leave me? You should be telling her this stuff!

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

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