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Gary Bunda: What if he's still alive but Krampus just has eaten both of his feet? What am I gonna tell his Dad then? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
[Gary playing with the gun] Gary Bunda: Bap! Bap! Got your ass, bitch! Bap! Bap! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Gary Bunda: So, you want me to, like, shoot Krampus? Claude: Do you want to save your step-nephew or not? Gary Bunda: I mean, how many times a year do I really see him? Gary Bunda: Let's just see if he uses the shoe first. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Gary Bunda: What should I do? Claude: Here. I keep one of these around emergencies. [pulls out a gun] Gary Bunda: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Krampus: Young Jonas looked very plump tonight. I bet the meat is marbled. [giggles] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Gary Bunda: How about we just swat him with the shoe this time? Just give him a couple of swippity-swaps with the shoe, and that will show him who's boss. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Geoff's Wife: It's time to hit the sack. [shows Krampus looking Geoff's family at the window] Krampus: Oh, you'll hit the sack, alright. My burlap sack! [giggles] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Claude: Can we agree that it's a coincidence that the first person we're visiting is Gary's step-nephew? Gary Bunda: Yeah, it seems weird. Krampus: We pulled names out of a hat. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Jonas: Do you think if I leave out the entire pie, that Santa will bring me a Knights of Nebulon pocket marauder? Geoff: Oh, kiddo, listen. Hey, your Mom's not a real big fan of the Knights of Nebulon. Geoff's Wife: Or their war toys. Geoff: Maybe Santa can make an exception for... Geoff's Wife: No, Geoff. Santa reads the studies and he knows there's a direct link between fantasy violence and aggression in adults. Jonas: I promise I won't be an aggressive adult. Geoff's Wife: I wish that we're true. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Gary Bunda: You mean to tell me a kid lies one time and then he is put to death? That is not a way to teach anybody anything. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Security Mall Guard: Um, did y'all get a permit to put up this shed? Gary Bunda (as Elf Worker): I don't think we did. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
[Krampus licking Ethan's arm devilishly] Gary Bunda: Oh, no, no, no. Krampus is feeling tired. Krampus: Wait. Wait, Ethan. Take a ruten bundle to remind you that I am always there. Always watching. Gary Bunda: Okay, Ethan. We're gonna go say hi to your Mom, okay? Ethan: Mommy! Ethan's Mom: Ethan?! Come here! Come here, baby. Krampus: It's too late for Ethan. He's on the list. He's on the list! [giggles] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Ethan's Mom: You closed the door. I can't see my son anymore. Claude (as Elf Worker): If you pay for the package, you can get a video and you'll see everything going on in there. Ethan's Mom: Why can't you just leave the door open? Claude (as Elf Worker): It's gonna freak you out. Ethan's Mom: It's gonna what? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Krampus: Hello, Ethan Rakestraw. Ethan: How do you know my last name? Krampus: I know everything about you, young Ethan. Come here. Sit on my bony, mite-covered lap. Krampus: I know that you pee in the shower, and I know that you broke your sister's iPad, and you said it fell. Krampus: [to Gary] Close the shed! Close the shed! Ethan: Mommy! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Claude (as Elf Worker): For $24.99, you can get a package that includes and 8x10. Ethan's Mom: We just wanted to see Santa. Right, Ethan? Okay. Go on. Go see Santa. Hey, Ethan. Smile big for mommy. Claude (as Elf Worker): You're just gonna lie to my face and stand here and take pictures with your cellphone? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Claude: So, what do you say? Are you interested in working with us on this? Krampus: Fetch my drowning tub. Krampus is back! [does a silly dance] Gary Bunda: I don't like the dance, but I appreciate why you're doing it. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Krampus: Satan needs me to keep the children in line. The ones that are left. [Krampus rubs his stomach smoothly while giggling knowing what he did to those kids in the past times] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Krampus: Kids today. Every time they fart, they get a trophy. Krampus: When they got rid of spanking, that's when the whole world went down the crapper. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Krampus: I tried to get Gumphanickel to follow in my footsteps. [looks at his son deadly] This one isn't interested unless it's a horn to carve. Gumphanickel: They warn the villagers of avalanches! Krampus: They cause avalanches, Gumphanickel! Krampus: Why do you think that the horn blast happens and then the snow falls?! Are you trying to warn them in the future? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Gary Bunda: Hey, Claude, how did you beat me here? Claude: Did you teleport to the bottom of the mountain? Are you that stupid? Gary Bunda: [sarcastically] Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I teleported at the bottom of the mountain and then I climbed all the way up just to get here, and then I nearly lost my balls because I "made my harness too tight." Claude: Are you saying what you actually did, but in a sarcastic voice? Gary Bunda: Yes. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Krampus: Close the door. I'm not paying to heat the whole outdoors. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Krampus: When I press the TV button, it's broken 'cause the volume goes away. And then I press it again and volume comes back. Claude: Right, that's the mute button. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Gumphanickel: [blows the horn for entrance] Would you like to try to blow the horn? Gary Bunda: Your lips have been on it, so I don't... – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Gary Bunda: Are you Krampus? Gumphanickel: [German accent] No. I'm Gumphanickel. You're looking for my Dad. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago

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