Russ the Software Demon:
Sounds like you guys found slut circle.
Gary Bunda:
I can't believe -- I didn't think that there was women in hell.
Russ the Software Demon:
Satan keeps all the nymphos and adulterers and fornicators over there. They crave the "D," but they can never have it. That's their eternal torment.
Gary Bunda:
Guys, we got to get over there!
All:
Yeah!
Claude:
You're idiots if you think Satan's gonna let us over there.
Russ the Software Demon:
You said it, four eyes. [shows an animation of why the demons couldn't get over there] It's a sheer rock wall 10,00 feet up, guarded by a battery of penar-equipped lasers.
Russ the Software Demon:
Penar is radar but for penises. Anyway, they shoot dick and ask questions later.
Gary Bunda:
Oh, he shot that penis right off the top of his balls.
Russ the Software Demon:
It's game over, dudes. Game over! U-Unless you were to--
Gary Bunda:
What?
Dizzay:
What?
Russ the Software Demon:
Nah. No, you guys don't have the stones.
Benji:
Come one!
Dizzay:
Man, tell us something!
Gary Bunda:
I got a whole bag of stones, buddy.
