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Stromulous Guandor: Rest your beak, my friend. Birdbat Henchman: Will you perfect the resurrection technology and one day bring me back to life, Strong Guandor? Stromulous Guandor: First, I will resurrect my dead wife. Then my grandparents. Then famous birdbats from the past. But I will put you on the list. I... [Stromulous checks his pockets] Stromulous Guandor: I'm sorry. I don't have a pen. – Saul of the Mole Men Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
News Mole Man: Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Crazed gunman slaughters birdbats! – Saul of the Mole Men Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
[Fitz sees Woman flipping off on Fitz's jet upside down] Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: What the-- [Fitz goes back to see Woman] Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: What's up with your problem? Man/Woman: [while flipping off] Seashells run dry over the seashell. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: The what? Man/Woman: Seashells run dry over the seashell. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Um... Man/Woman: [flips him off again] Seashells run dry over the-- Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Stop. Get in. [Woman gets in Fitz's jet] – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Rectangular Businessman: Keep that thing away, or I won't do this. Shark: Do it. Rectangular Businessman: Do it, please. Okay, you win. Miglo lamafla verniminin. [every people's metal hats starts to purply glow] Rectangular Businessman: It is done. I did it. Shark: Get out. Rectangular Businessman: I will bill you. Shark: All the way out. Rectangular Businessman: In a huge way. Shark: Yeah, keep going. Keep going. [the square guy stops after leaving his office] Shark: Just -- No, just keep going till I stop saying "Keep going". [the Square Guy proceeds to move on leaving his office] Shark: Keep going. Keep going. Can you even still hear me? [Square Guy already left] Shark: Good. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Rectangular Businessman: I heard that your greeny friend had a hankering for circus dogs. Shark: I know. Rectangular Businessman: And that new guy got himself a prize. That's what I heard. Shark: You are so...talk so much. Rectangular Businessman: Well, I'm just stating the obvious, which makes me 100% right during all conversation. Shark: Yeah, so, uh, you sure this'll work? Rectangular Businessman: Has it ever not succeeded? Notice how I didn't use the "F" word because that word is to be not found in my vocab. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Rectangular Businessman: I hope you know how very lucky you are to know me since I'm so incredibly incredible. Shark: Yeah. I am. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Man/Woman: My job at the diner is not working out. I would rather play catch all day than work at that diner with the food. Liquor: I have an idea, and it's a good one. Man/Woman: Tell me. Liquor: Go outside, stand in the road. Every time you see a car, flip it off. Man/Woman: What will that do? Liquor: It will be neat. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Man/Woman: No one will play catch with me. Liquor: Good. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Peanut Cop: Everybody? Where'd you go? Give me some fries. Ha Ha Ha! You better give me the cash, right? 'Cause then I'll have the cash, ok? And then people -- They come over to me, and I'll say -- They'll say... [wheezes] Hold on, hold on. Let me start -- Let me start over. People might come up to me and say, "Can I have some cash or some money?" And I'll say, "No way, dude." [Peanut Cop randomly shoots inside the diner when he flied off a few seconds] Peanut Cop: Awesome. When did that happen? – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Peanut Cop: Is it -- Is the gun on here? [chuckling] – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Peanut Cop: I'm gonna count... [wheezes] To like, 3, ok? And everybody who can give me cash, they better give it to me. Alright? Like...now. Everybody. [chuckling then coughs] Ok. Give me the cash. Give me some fries. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Peanut Cop: I'm not...foolin'. Ha Ha Ha! [singing] F-F-Foolin' [cackles] Around. Give it to me. Give me the cash. Oh, god! The Leppard rocks. Right? [singing] F-Foolin' [sighs then wheezes] I'm starving. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Peanut Cop: Everybody, don't move. Sto-o-o- [wheezes] Stop moving around so much...around. [chuckling] Uh, down. [pulls up his gun] Give me the cash. Come on -- Come on, guys. I'm -- I'm totally -- I'm totally serious. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
[Fitz and Skillet found a random television by their door] Shark: Welcome to "The Shark Show." Um, tonight is gonna be really fun 'cause we have, uh, Pronto here. And here's Pronto. [Pronto waves "hi"] Shark: Anyway, Pronto, to my left, lives in a condo down off quiver. He's into, uh, archery. Archery, Mouse. You hear that? Pronto's into archery. And he's the best. Shark: He's an archerist, Mouse. An archerist. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: That's good show. Skillet: [squeals] Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Oh, you're right. It's not a good show at all. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
[Fitz & Skillet playing F-Off as usual] Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Skillet. Down, down, Skillet. Stop everybody stop. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: When I go like this... [playing riff] That's when you hit the cymbals. Skillet: [squeals] [Skillet tries to sync the beat with his cymbals] Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: No, man. You're still doing it wrong. Skillet: [squeals] Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: What'd you, um, what'd you do with the cymbals? – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Rhoda: Hey, did you happen to see where everyone went to? Man/Woman: Yes. Rhoda: Ok. Which, way was that to? Man/Woman: You're ending your sentences in prepositional phrases. You better stop ending your sentences in prepositional phrases. Rhoda: Ha ha, or what? Man/Woman: Or I'll make it look like you killed me. Rhoda: Yeah, look. I was late because I had to close the bar, and I don't ever close the bar, but I closed it, ok? So if you want to live, tell me where they went to. Man/Woman: Never. [walks away] – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
[a bunch of people ran through Woman] Man/Woman: Where's everyone going? Rectangular Businessman: Well, first off, all those people are actually following me, because I have a 7,000-mile global head start, so if you think I'm following them, you are wrong. I am a leader, not a follower. Man/Woman: You play catch with me now. Rectangular Businessman: No, uh...now way in hell. Man/Woman: Do you know how to play catch? Rectangular Businessman" I know how to play "You give me $40." Man/Woman: It's easy. I throw ball, and you catch ball. Try it now. [Woman throws the ball to square guy but didn't catch it] Man/Woman: You didn't catch the ball. Try again. [Woman throws the ball again to square guy] Rectangular Businessman: I don't have any arms. Man/Woman: Oh. Rectangular Businessman: And now that you've mad me admit what you wrongfully think is a medical inconsistency, I have to go. I'm extremely late, and you are the one who has problems, not me. [Square guy leaves] [Rhoda shows up] Man/Woman: Hey, you want to play catch? Rhoda: Uh, no. I do not. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Dr. Mengele: Knock knock! Satan: Doc! [laughs] Dr. Mengele: I just wanted to apologize again for cloning Hitler and putting him inside a giant Aryan robot and trying to take over Hell. [laughing] Dr. Mengele: So, I made some gifts as a kind of apology! There's a candle, made from tallow -- Not Jewish tallow, random tallow! And there's some soap for the shower. [laughs] Satan: This is wonderful. Totally uncalled for, but yeah, yeah. Dr. Mengele: Shalom! [leaves] Satan: He's crazy. Benji: I never noticed the shower heads in the ceiling before... [the pipes spread poisonous gas around the office] Satan: Oh, the doors locked. [Satan then sees Dr. Mengele again taking a walk with Cloned Satan doing the Nazi hand sign along with the other beavers by his side which shows that he planned throughout the whole apologizing by ruling Hell in the first place] Gary Bunda: [giggling] Is that your clone? Cloned Satan: Satan. Satan! Satan: Yes... Gary Bunda: Whatchu talkin' about, Mengele? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Satan: I am promoting Beaver-Headed-Gary-Body to Senior Vice President in charge of splinters, so you'll be reporting to him directly, Gary-Headed-Beaver-Body. Gary Bunda: He's not management material! He just stacks sht all day! Satan:* He doesn't talk back. Gary Bunda: HE'S CHEWING THE DAMN TABLE! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Dr. Mengele: But I've been building the Fourth Reich in your name! What about the --? Cody St. Clair: No, I know. I moved on, Josef. People change. When they pour fire ants up your dickhole for 70 years, you have time to reflect. Cody St. Clair: I learned that we have to love one another, because -- [Cody St. Clair gets sniped from Claude which he was mostly too late to understand that there was a good version of Hitler] Satan: It's Claude! I think he's trying to save me. Claude! Claude, I'm okay! Gary Bunda: We're safe! Claude! Stop shooting! Satan: I'm telling him I'm okay and there's -- There's still bullets. Gary Bunda: Transform into Beaver-Man! Go, Gary, go! Transform! This is not working. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
[after Cloned Hitler got melted] Gary Bunda: [to Dr. Mengele] Buddy, you don't gotta cry! You got the arm. We can clone another Hitler. Satan: [to Dr. Mengele] Now, I don't know why you keep cloning Hitler anyway. You know he's here. Dr. Mengele: What do -- What do you mean? Satan: Adolf Hitler is here. Dr. Mengele: That's impossible. He would've reached out to me. We were good friends! Satan: Really? [Satan uses his powers to bring the real Adolf Hitler back which also shows Hitler in a not so evil version] Cody St. Clair: Josef? Dr. Mengele: Mein Fuhrer! Cody St. Clair: No, Josef. I am no longer that man. I changed my name. It's an anagram for Adolf Hitler. Satan: No, it's not. Cody St. Clair: I'm rebranding myself. Gary Bunda: You probably could start with shaving the mustache. I mean, that's where I would start. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
[as Cloned Hitler was about take steps into Satan's office, Dr. Mengele told him to stay in the machine that's too high for him to walk through while holding the clone's hand, which also made the Cloned Hitler lose a body part falling into a fountain of acid] Satan: Right into the acid fountain. I just had that put in last week. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
[Dr. Mengele meets his match against Satan] Dr. Mengele: Hello, Satan. Satan: Doc. Gary. Gary Bunda: I'm not part of this sht. Dr. Mengele:* We've come for your surrender. Here are our terms. Satan: [reads the terms paper sheet] "Bow down to the Fuhrer." Is...Is -- Is that it? Dr. Mengele: Yeah, and I -- I'd also like, uh, some of those porno discs where the woman takes the dump on the man. Satan: Yeah, we got some of those. Cloned Hitler: [in distance] Yay! Satan: Is -- Is -- Is that that the Fuhrer? [points to Cloned Hitler] [Cloned Hitler comes to Dr. Mengele with his pants down] Dr. Mengele: No! Don't play with your buckles, my -- Gary Bunda: This goofy sht's been going on all afternoon. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell* Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Cloned Hitler: HEIL HITLER! Dr. Mengele: No, you say "Sieg Heil!" I say "Heil Hitler!" Cloned Hitler: HEIL HITLER! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago

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