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Announcer: Next up is Cerberus! Gary Bunda: [to Cerberus] Are you nervous? I'm nervous! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Gary Bunda: [to Cerberus] Let's go out there and show these guys that three heads are better than one. Except when you're putting on a shirt. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
[Gary dresses up Cerberus for a beauty pageant show] Cerberus #1: Gary, I love it. I love it. Can we make it puffier up top? Does this read that I'm a pretty dog? And more bows. I'm a bigger dog, you know. I think we need more bows. Judges like bows. Cerberus #2: I feel like a technicolor trollop. Cerberus #1: I'm not gonna lose points because of your shtty temperament! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell* Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Cerberus #1: That's what a siren sounds like? Cerberus #3: Fire truck! Cerberus #2: They're more beautiful than I ever could have imagined. [cuts to the next scene where Cerberus are looking at a house burning down by Gary that also explains Cerberus's experience what a siren sounds like] [Gary and Cerberus laughing] Gary Bunda: [concerned] Are there kids in there? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Gary Bunda: If I let you do this stuff, do you promise that you will let me tie you to the gate when we get back down to hell? Cerberus #2: Most definitely. Cerberus #1: Well, maybe. Cerberus #3: You bet. Anything. Cerberus #1: We'll discuss it. Gary Bunda: Aw, to hell with it. I mean, he's gonna cut my feet off and make me eat them anyway, so let's make a day of it. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Cerberus #1: Look, Gary, speaking for me, I would l-- I want to...be pretty. Okay, I -- I said it. I want to be pretty. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Cerberus #3: Ooh! I want to try chocolate. Cerberus #1: [to Cerberus #3] No, chocolate bad! Cerberus #3: Chocolate, yeah! Cerberus #1: [to Cerberus #3] Chocolate bad. Bad chocolate. Cerberus #2: [to Cerberus #3] Bad chocolate. Are you daft? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Cerberus #2: Where are the fire trucks? I should very much like to hear some sirens. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Cerberus #1: I'm gonna pee on everything. Earth is my territory now. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Cerberus #3: I want to bark at the doggie in the water. Cerberus #1: It's a reflection. It's you, you idiot. Cerberus #3: We look very similar. I could see how you'd make that mistake. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Gary Bunda: Satan is, like, pretty strict about this kind of stuff. Like, he's gonna rip off all my skin, and he's gonna pour a bunch of vinegar, like, into my muscles. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
[Gary realizes he brought Cerberus to Earth in the real world] Gary Bunda: Oh, sht. Oh, sht. We got to go back down. Cerberus #2: Do you feel this grass? This is grass, right? Gary Bunda: Yes, it is grass. Yes. Cerberus #3: The ceiling is blue. Gary Bunda: That is true. Cerberus #1: Hey, look over there. There's a dog with one head. FREAKING NERD! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Cerberus #3: Hey, what's this fence all about anyway? Gary Bunda: This is just the gate between hell and earth. Ma, though, earth is pretty bitchin'. You'd love it. Gary Bunda: You don't even have to open up this gate. You probably just crash right through it, you're so huge, you know. [cuts to the next scene where Cerberus rush through the gate to head to Earth while Gary holds on to the 3-headed dog's leash while going through many treacherous hazards] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Cerberus #2: [to Gary] You chewed us. You hornswoggled us. Cerberus #1: [to Gary] I can't believe I let you lick my butthole with that lyin' tongue of yours! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Cerberus #3: Where's Dad? Where did he go? Cerberus #2: Wherever is Dad? Cerberus #1: He's gone, and he told you to tie us to the gate again, didn't he? DIDN'T HE?! Gary Bunda: I'm not gonna do that to you, buddy, okay? [cuts to the next scene where Gary literally ties Cerberus to the gate] Gary Bunda: Let me just tie you to this gate over here. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Claude: [to Gary] You got some dog sht on your teeth. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell* Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Satan: Come on! Go! Go get it! Cerberus #2: Ah, ah, you didn't throw a ball. Satan: I did not. But it's over there! Cerberus #1: I'm getting the ball. Cerberus #3: I want that ball. Cerberus #2: There isn't a ball! Satan: Find it. I could do this all day long. [laughs] Satan: Tie him to the gate when he comes back. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Cerberus #1: We couldn't find the ball, Dad. I guess that shifty heeb over there sold it. Yeah, right out from underneath our noses. Check his pockets. What are you scheming, himey? Satan: Sorry, Claude. This one's a little anti-semetic. Claude: I was scheming, but it has nothing to do with my rich, proud heritage. Gary Bunda: Key word -- Rich. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Claude: [talks about Cerberus] I'll take care of him, Satan. Gary Bunda: A dog is a big responsibility, Claude. Claude: I'll just feed him some broken glass. Gary Bunda: [pauses] ...What is your problem? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Satan: You know, I wanted a dog, but I don't think I like dogs. I'm more of a cat person, I think. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Satan: Who wants to play a game? Oh, go get it! Ooh! Go get it. Cerberus #2: Stop! I don't believe he threw a ball. Cerberus #1: I saw a ball, and we're getting the ball. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Cerberus #1: [to Satan] You left me shackled to that gate for 30 long years. No one ever comes to that gate. Cerberus #3: I come to the gate. I'm there every day. Cerberus #1: [to Cerberus #3] And I would've chewed through your throat if we didn't share the same circulatory system! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Satan: [to Cerberus] He's so smart. Aren't you? Aren't you smart? Cerberus #1: Yes. Yes, yes, I'm smart. Cerberus #2: Yes, I'm smart. Cerberus #3: I'm smart, too, I bet. Satan: Aren't you smart?! Cerberus #1: Stop asking me rhetorical questions. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Satan: [to Cerberus] You want to kiss Gary? You want to -- Give him a kiss. Gary Bunda: Give me it. Give me it. Cerberus #1: [to Gary] No, no, you've been licking my asshole. Your beard reeks. Cerberus #3: Give me a kiss. I'll kiss you. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago

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