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Man/Woman:
Woman power on.

[Man transforms into Woman]

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Roostre:
Where did Muff go? Come on, Mouse!

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Come on where?

Roostre:
You just don't get it, do you? You don't get it at all.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I got it. I got a beer.

Roostre:
Man, I am so shot.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I... [Fitz passes out]

Roostre:
Man, you're all kind of f'ed up.

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Roostre:
That's when C.J. Muff left Q109. I said, "Aw, Muff, what you doing leaving Q109, you dumbass dog?"

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Oh that's, um-- That's all very interesting. I wonder where Muff went.

Roostre:
Muff who? I'm the freaking corn dog king!

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[Shark shows a presentation about aspirin]

Shark:
And then, uh, Aspirin was invented, a common cure for things that Aspirin cures-- Leads to rabies.

Shark:
We all, uh, we all clear up to now.

[none of the employees asked until square guy's headphone mic was beeping]

Rectangular Businessman:
I just sold 30 million. I bet none of you have 30 million.

Shark:
Uh-huh, like --

Rectangular Businessman:
I live in a bank.

Shark:
[doesn't care] Yeah. Then Aspirin was invented, a common cure for things that Aspirin cures.

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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
So let me get this straight. You're...out of beer? Or you're not out of beer?

Roostre:
Wha--What did I say again? What have I already-- I'm serious, man. I'm fried.

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Roostre:
Listen, Mouse, listen all around you and hear what they want you to hear. Me, I'm out. I'm far out. I'm so-- [clears thought then coughs] What did I say?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Square Guy.

Roostre:
[laughs] Like freaking Bluto, man, you know. And you're in the middle, which unfortunately is in the way.

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[the bird randomly sits on Fitz's head]

Roostre:
Hey, do you want a beer...or do we need to get 12?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
You talking to me or this bird?

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[the corn dog suddenly flies off out of Fitz's hands]

Roostre:
What the hell? Give me missile command, ASAP. Where in the hell does that damn mutt think he's going to? Hold on you mangy smellhound. Here it comes. Fire!

[the flying corn dog gets blown from one of Roostre's rockets]

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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
But what would you want with radar?

Roostre:
What's anyone want with radar? Everything, boy-- Mouse, whatever.

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Roostre:
See you found Footlong there.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Who's that?

Roostre:
Footlong. He's my homing dog-- Got a sense for radar and quasnip.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
So your corn dog has radar. [looks at the audience] I knew it.

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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Who are you?

Roostre:
Name's Rooster-- R-double "O"-S-T-R-E-- Sometimes all in capitals, depending on if you're yelling at me or not. So, uh, are you yelling?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I ain't yelling.

Roostre:
Well, not yet.

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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I could get lost in this field of corn dogs...for a long time, but I would never die, because I would get to eat. Corn dogs for the picking.

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Roostre:
[singing] Some people like their cod, some people slop them hogs. Me, I do different, I grow big old fat corn dogs.

Roostre:
Where's that mustard at?

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[Fitz opens up a package that has a corn dog]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
This is a corn dog. [the corn dog glows] This must be a divining corn dog.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
It must want...mustard.

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[Fitz pulls up a knife on Skillet]

Skillet:
[terrified squeal]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Oh, Skillet. Sorry, Skillet. I didn't -- I forgot it was you.

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[Shark and Square Guy talk to each other on phones at midnight]

Rectangular Businessman:
Shark guy, we've decided that it's time we had an important important business meeting.

Shark:
I was kind of hoping...um, I thought you were dead.

Rectangular Businessman:
I figured you were dumb enough to knew you thought that.

Shark:
Well, I guess that we-- I knew that you knew that.

Rectangular Businessman:
Ok, but as everyone knows, I'm too rich to be dead.

Shark:
We...um--

Rectangular Businessman:
The magnitude of my wealth goes beyond any wall...of China.

Shark:
Yeah. Good for you. And I'm rich and desire to sleep, so--

Rectangular Businessman:
So what? Now is convenient for me.

[the square guy shows up to Shark's office while wearing a headphone mic that Shark was talking to on phone]

Shark:
Oh, look at you...here.

Rectangular Business:
I am here more than you want. You've been getting the signals, I trust?

Shark:
Yeah, I got those.

Rectangular Businessman:
Yes, you did got those-- Or Goto.

Shark:
How much does he know?

Rectangular Businessman:
How much does who know?

Shark:
You know. [possibly referring to Fitz]

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Shadowy Figure:
[warbling voice]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I've told you everything, and I'm through. I quit yesterday.

Shadowy Figure:
[warbling voice]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I just did it in front of your face.

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Shadowy Figure:
[warbling voice]

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Fitz's Wife:
Fitz, are you done? It's really late.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I'm doner than you'll ever know.

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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[jumping onto the desk, noticing the ghost-like person in the room] Hey, who's the ghost?

Shark:
That's the new guy. [referring to the worker's name that's actually "New Guy"]

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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[singing] Look with me, Eeeeeeye and see what you can seeeeeee when you see the suuuuuun when it seeeeeeeeeeeeets.

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Eye:
I saw you driving the tank.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
No. It wasn't me. I don't drive.

Eye:
Did you get my mon-eye?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I don't understand anything you're saying.

Eye:
Did you get my money?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Yeeees.

Eye:
Where is it?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Pissed it away.

Eye:
Ooh. On what?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Spent it on piss.

Eye:
On what?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
A tank.

Eye:
Which tonk?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Every tonk.

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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[singing] Look at the suuuuuuun over the mountainnnnnn. It sets like destiny. It's so beautifulllllll.

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Peanut Cop:
Hey...uh, you forgot your bomb.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
You can keep it. I made it for you, man.

Peanut Cop:
Ohhh. You got me.

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