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Satan: You pathetic shts actually think that there's someone up there that loves you, truly loves you? Alright. Satan:* I'm gonna give you assholes 48 hours at the surface. Gary Bunda: Yeah! Go to the top. Satan: See how much true love there is for you up there. Go find it! Gary Bunda: Gentleman's weekend in Thailand! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
[The employees saw William get snatch by her wife, Sheila on a demon bird sending them to the real world] Satan: Alright, alright. Nothing to see. It's over. Gary Bunda: What just happened?! Satan: True love, alright? So, everyone just, uh, go back to your sloppy todds. Gary Bunda: Is he gone? Like, gone gone. Claude: True love can get us out of here? Satan: Yeah. [The employees were surprised and excited] Satan: It's a big deal, okay? 'Cause they've got to, like, crawl through a tree stump and beat up a troll and then, like, swim through a bunch of throw-up. It's -- Gary Bunda: I had a girlfriend who said that she truly loved me, um, but that she wasn't, like, in truly, love with me. And then she had complications with her car. And the steering wheel was all wonky. Satan: She was f*ing your brother, Jeff? Gary Bunda: Yeah. Satan: Yeah. Gary Bunda: Yeah, I found out about the later. [Benji raises his hand] Satan: Uh, no, Benji. A boy that you raped doesn't count. Nice try, though. Benji: Aw. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell** Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Todd: Gary! Gary Bunda: Todd? Todd: Oh, you got to get me out of here, man! Gary Bunda: Alright! Sloppy Todd Tuesday. Todd: [crying] Gary! Gary Bunda: [singing] Sloppy Todd Tuesday, Gary's favorite day. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Gary Bunda: Pretty certain somebody farted in the lemonade, which is actually a relief 'cause it wasn't straight pee-pee. Gary Bunda: You know, the fart kind of added a sort of spicy end to it, which is pretty good. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
[The Cleaning Woman reveals to be Jett Copperhead the whole time] Gary Bunda: Oh, sht! What happened to her?! What did you do to her?! What did you do?! Rosalina?! [Gary screams in surprisement and fear] Satan:* Press the down button, please. Gary Bunda: I can't stop screaming I can't stop screaming! Who am I gonna be? Who am I -- Who am I gonna be? [Gary tries to rips his face to see if he's a different person] Who am I gonna -- I think I'm me. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Gary Bunda: [to Cleaning Woman] So, yo quiero -- Like, you -- Yo quiero...to, um, you know what I'm trying to say? You quier -- Do you like to clean, eh? Do you like to clean, eh? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Jett Copperhead: Hey, beelzeboob. I never wanted kids in the first place! Gary Bunda: We still have his precious cleaning woman. Cleaning Woman: Que Sucio. Satan: Oh, god. Get her ass out of here. Gary Bunda: [to Cleaning Woman] Alright, quit it. Quit it. It's supposed to be dirty. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
[Claude throws Jett's wife and kids into the lava] Claude: Watch your step. Come on, guys. Don't worry. It's fake. Just go. Alright, buddy. Life's an illusion. Alright. [South Dakota whips Claude] Hey! Come on, South Dakota. There you go. [Claude comes back to tell Satan that Jett's family are gone] Satan: You watch. Jett Copperhead: Do it. Satan: It's gonna happen. Claude: I, uh, murdered the boys and the mother. Satan: Why? Claude: You just told me to. Satan: I got nothing! I was bluffing! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Satan: Alright, Jett! You leave me no choice! Claude -- Jett Copperhead: Okay, alright! Fine! Satan: What? Jett Copperhead: Do it. Satan: Oh, we -- We are doing it. Jett Copperhead: Do it. Satan: We're doing it. Jett Copperhead: I hope you do. Satan: We are! Jett Copperhead: Good! Satan: Gonna happen. Jett Copperhead: Do it. Satan: We're gonna do it. Jett Copperhead: Okay. Satan: We're doing it. Jett Copperhead: Yeah, do it. Satan: We're -- We're doing it! Jett Copperhead: Do it. Satan: Claude -- Jett Copperhead: Do it. Satan: We -- We're doing it. Jett Copperhead: Good. Satan: We're already doing it. Jett Copperhead: Do it. Satan: [to Claude] Don't do it. Satan: We're doing it! I just -- We got to -- Jett Copperhead: Do you want me to do it? Satan: We're doing it! [to Claude] Do it. Claude: Do it? Satan: Do it. Jett Copperhead: Do it. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Satan: Alright, Jett! I've got your wife and both your kids. I am gonna dump your family in the lava -- Gary Bunda: We also have your cleaning woman. And you're gonna need to get another. Your house is gonna get all dirty, and you're gonna -- – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
[Satan's tongue magically pulls out colored scarves] Gary Bunda: Do you want me to go get the nurse? So many scarves! [laughs] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Claude: It says he'll possess ultimate powers of through death. Satan: No, no, no. No, no. "Until death". The clause always says until death. Claude: Yeah, "Until" was crossed out and changed to "Through". It's initialed. Satan: [angry] Are you telling me this backwoods idiot has powers equal to mine, and there's nothing I can do about it? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
[Satan shows up and sees Gary trapped in a box of swords] Satan: What's up? Gary Bunda: Oh, we had him. We had him for a little bit, but then... Satan: He asked you to volunteer, didn't he? Gary Bunda: Yeah. Satan: Yeah. Gary Bunda: And I did. I wanted to be in the show. You know, but then I don't think he's coming back. I don't think he's gonna finish this trick. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Claude: Satan wants us to skin you...and turn you inside out...and add a bunch of nerve endings to you, so you're gonna feel what we're about to do to you even more. Jett Copperhead: Yeah, I understand. That makes sense. Sure. Gary Bunda: But can I ask you one question before I stick this in your penis? How did you put boobies on a man? [Jett magically stand next to Gary in back of him] Jett Copperhead: Just a little thing called misdirection. Gary Bunda: What?! How did you do that? [Gary saw Claude that got magically transported to a torture machine that Jett was in] Claude: Doesn't matter how he did it! Fix it! Do something! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
[Satan and his employees tries to flip the christian cross cage sending them free] Satan: Jett! Now the cross are upside down. Jett Copperhead: Sht. I didn't know that that was a thing. Satan:* Yeah. It's a thing. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Jett Copperhead on TV: Now, some big-city liberals, they'll tell you, "Hey, he ain't real." But I'm here to tell you that he is. Gary Bunda: I think it's gonna be a dragon. Jett Copperhead on TV: And I think y'all know who I'm talking about... Gary Bunda: Or a gorilla. That'd be sweet. Satan: No, no. Jett, don't do it. Don't! [Jett magically transported Satan, Gary, and Claude from the backstage into a demon cage out of thin air revealing the trick] Jett Copperhead: Speak of the devil! Whoo! I got me Satan and two of his little goblins in a cage! Jett Copperhead: Do not be alarmed, for this cage is lined with christian crosses to help us double cross the ultimate double crosser. Jett Copperhead: I need you to say with me. "Give Jett his soul back." – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Jett Copperhead: Looks like junior's got Dad's phone. Oh, and he's sending Mama a text. Check your phone, Mama. Are you receiving a text? Pregnant Woman: Yes. "Goo, goo, gah, gah. Can I borrow the keys to the car"? Husband: Get that f*ing cellphone out of my wife. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell** Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Jett Copperhead: ...If they have a lactation room! Whoo-wee! [Jett pulls off the citizen's shirt wearing ladies' bra] Gary Bunda: Oh, snap! Oh, snap! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
[Gary talks about Jett Copperhead] Gary Bunda: He's gonna end racism. Satan: What? Gary Bunda: He can make you any color, man. So, you don't like to be chinese anymore? Boom, boom, boom. He makes you white. Claude: That's racist. Gary Bunda: It ends racism. He makes everybody the same. Claude: No. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Jett Copperhead: Now, sir, you hate black people. Is that correct? Citizen: No, no, no. No, that's not true. No, no, no. Jett Copperhead: [laughing] Oh. Come on, sir. You flying with the Jett now. Do you hate black people? Citizen: Just a little. I mean, you know, the bad ones. Jett Copperhead: Just the bad ones. Jett Copperhead: I guess you're gonna have to learn how to hate yourself. Copperhead! [Jett puts a KKK mask on the citizen's head which transforms his face into a black guy] Jett Copperhead: It looks like you just found yourself some rhythm. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Satan: Uh, who's got a pen? Jett Copperhead: Anybody got a pen? Gary Bunda: I don't have a pen. Jett Copperhead: Pen? No? Oh, I think I know where one is. [Jett magically pulls the pen out of Gary's butt] Jett Copperhead: Dipstick! [laughs] Whoa. Looks like you're a quart low. [Gary sniffs the pen] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
[Jett gives one of his kid's souls to sign for the devil on backstage] Jett Copperhead: Alright, sign here, Dakota. North Dakota: Right here? Jett Copperhead: Alright. I just want you to initial there. Yeah. South Dakota: I want to sign. Jett Copperhead: No. Not you, South Dakota. You're good, you understand me? You're not signing anything, baby. You're my precious, little boy. Jett Copperhead: [to North Dakota] Did you sign that? North Dakota: Yeah. Jett Copperhead: Okay. [to South Dakota] My precious, precious boy -- Jett's Wife: Honey? Why does this talk about our immortal soul? Jett Copperhead: Baby, don't read that. It's just life insurance. You know how them pinheaded lawyers are. "In the known universe," "In perpetuity," blah, blah, blah. Jett's Wife: It just says that the cleaning lady has to sign, so I just didn't -- Jett Copperhead: Hey, what can I say? She's like family to me. Jett's Wife: Right? She is. Jett Copperhead: I want to have an umbrella of safety for everyone. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Jett Copperhead: I just need one more month of magic. That's it. Just one more month. I got to leave something for my kids! Satan: One more month. I want one more soul. One of your kids. Jett Copperhead: Come on! I only got the two! Claude: And your wife. Price just went up. Gary Bunda: Oh, yeah. And your cleaning woman, as well. And I'd also like some merch because I'm really starting to think that bobbleheads is a cool collection. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Satan: It's time to come home, Jett. Maybe you got some sleeping pills to take with that booze. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago

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