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[Gary licks Cerberus's butt] Gary Bunda: What breed is he? Satan: Oh, he's mixed. He's half me and half some poor, unlucky labradoodle. Gary Bunda: That's disgusting. [Gary goes back to licking Cerberus's butt again] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Satan: [to Cerberus the 3-Headed Dog] Oh, you need a bath. Wow. Gary Bunda: Yeah, you can smell it. Satan: Smell that, right? Gary Bunda: It's like rancid. Satan: Go back there and lick his butthole. Gary Bunda: Alright. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
[Gary comes back to Hell's HQ after getting bruised up from the witches] Satan: How's your orgy? Gary Bunda: [muffled] It was pretty good. Satan: What happened to your tongue? Gary Bunda: Oh, it's sore. Satan: Oh. Oh! I know what that's about. Once you dive in, you are down there for hours, right? [chuckles] Satan: Hey, you up for next year? Gary Bunda: Hmm? Satan: Next year? The orgy? Thumbs up. Give me a thumbs up. Yeah. Let's go. Thumbs up. [Gary tries to use his middle finger as a thumb by actually giving him a thumbs up] Satan: Hey. Did you just flip me off? Gary Bunda: No. Satan: No, you sure? Gary Bunda: Oh, no. Unh-unh. No. Satan: Hey, you know what? Why don't you sweep up around here, huh? Thanks, buddy. [Gary then actually give him the middle finger afterwards when Satan walked away] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Witch Leader: You are going to provide every ingredient for every beauty spell in this book. And then, later tonight, we gonna fly our brooms up all of your asses. Witch Leader: We'll see if that doesn't bring your precious Satan. Gary Bunda: It won't. [cuts to the next scene where every demon crashing themselves while riding a broom stuck to their asses] Witch Leader: He's not coming, is he? Witch Woman: No. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
[All the witches got tricked by Claude's fake facts on the Witchipedia site] Witch Leader: What the hell is going on here? You let one get away? Witch Woman #2: We did The Trial of The Judgening. Witch Leader: Well, it -- It's in the Witchipedia. This was added an hour ago by that demon. Witch Woman: So, we shouldn't "Take all demons named Gary, pull out his fingernails. Bababooey." – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Claude: I demand a Trial of The Judgening! Witch Woman: The Trial of The Judgening? What is that again? Claude: It's on my phone on, uh, Witchpedia, The Wiccan wiki, right there. It's faved. Witch Woman: "One demon can choose to compete in three challenges of his choosing. If he wins, all the demons get to go free." Claude: I know. Gary Bunda: Could you maybe have figured that out before they CUT MY BALLS OFF?! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Madison: I need to cut off your testicles. Gary Bunda: What was that? Witch Woman: Relax. We're not gonna eat it. We're just gonna grind it into a powder for a potion. Witch Woman #2: It'll make out hair look lustrous and shiny. Gary Bunda: Hey, you know what else does that? Conditioner does that. It's $3 at the pharmacy. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Gary Bunda: Madison, I know you're hurt, but I just want to make it clear that I'm legit. Claude has a phone between his legs. You got to get it. Dizzay: Man, what the hell -- Claude: Why? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Witch Leader: Here is a spell of succubus seduction. Yeah, this should get Satan back. Not that I care. Witch Woman #2: But this requires the testicle of a minotaur. Witch Leader: A demon's testicle should work. Witch Woman #2: Could we maybe substitute a cherry tomato? Some of us are vegan. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Witch Leader: You know what I'm gonna do, Satan, honey? I am going to make these woods echo with the screams of your little demon friends! [crying] You jerk! [The Witch Leader sobs on her way back to the witch base] Gary, Claude, Dizzay, and Benji: Yikes! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Witch Leader: Okay, so where is he, huh? Claude: Um...Satan had an injury with his back and an important meeting. Witch Leader: [sighs] Oh, god! Oh, bullsht! Oh! I should have known! Witch Leader:* He was so distant last year -- On the phone the entire time I was tonguing his asshole. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Madison: I'm only into bad boys. Gary Bunda: I can be a bad boy! Watch this! You're a bitch! You bitch! I'll kill a dog for you! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Gary Bunda: No. No. Don't seize me. I am Satan. Isn't that right, Madison? Madison: He told me he took that form. Witch Leader: Dear, sweet, naive Madison. Why would anybody choose to look like that? Hmm? Gary Bunda: It's to lower people's expectations, and then you can surprise them. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Benji: Guys, I just ripped the head off this squirrel, and I'm thinking maybe if we could just, you know, like a-a -- I don't know. Dizzay: What the hell is wrong with you? Benji: I-I was blue skyin' this thing, and it seemed right at the time, but -- – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Witch Leader: Satan, honey! [singing voice] I'm not wearing panties! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Madison: You looked...better in the bible. Gary Bunda: I mean, there was no pictures, so how would you know? Madison: But there's portraits. Gary Bunda: I chose...this sort of, like, approachable, doughy, commercial-husband form just to not terrify you. Madison: Could I maybe see something taller? Or grow some thorns on your penis? Gary Bunda: Uh, Madison, okay, um, hypothetical -- If I wasn't Satan WHO I TOTALLY AM! [chuckles] We would still have what we have, right? Madison: Mm...no. Why would you ask me that? Gary Bunda: [deep voice] 'Cause I was testing you! Now you will make out with me again! I command it! [normal voice] And then we can get ice cream. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Madison: What is hell like? Gary Bunda: It's way less cool than kissing each other. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Gloria: Yoo-hoo. Gary Bunda: GLORIA! YOU STOP CUTTING IN LINE! You already got some. You don't get a double dickin'. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Gary Bunda: I've never made out with somebody with a tongue ring before and...I give it 5 out of 5 toaster strudels. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
[Gary Bunda does witch orgy] Gary Bunda: [Satan accent] Now, are you prepared for my diabolical seed? Madison: Can I take your codpiece off? Gary Bunda: [Satan accent] You probably should. Madison: Okay. Gary Bunda: [normal voice] Oh, it's happening. [before Madison was about to take Gary's codpiece off, Gary realizes he already jizzed himself] Gary Bunda: [normal voice] The juice is loose! Madison: It's okay. It's okay. Really. Gary Bunda: [Satan accent] Ah, Satan wanted to do that, so that we could have a conversation first. Gary Bunda: [normal voice] So, are you in from out of town, or did you -- You live near the orgy? Madison: Well, I came in from San Diego, but -- Gayr Bunda: [Satan accent] San Diego is a beautiful and temperate city. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Gary Bunda: I have finally had sex with as many women as I've lied about. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Dizzay: Who got next? [Claude and Benji point at each other who's doing the next witch orgy except for Gary] Dizzay: I DONE ALREADY DID THREE IN A ROW, MAN, I AIN'T DOING ANOTHER ONE! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Gloria: Look, I made you something. I made it myself. It's for you. Dizzay: So sweet, another wind chime. Can you please tell whoever's next to bring me something like a sweet tea. Maybe a lemonade or something like that. You did a great job, baby! [Dizzay comes back after the witch orgy] Claude: What's happening, guys? Dizzay: Got some more witch crap. Damn, this head stinks! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
[Dizzay disguises himself with a creature's head doing witches orgy] Dizzay: Ah, my knees, baby. Damn, we should've got an air mattress or something down here. Gloria: Well, we can do it closer to mother earth. Dizzay: What the pine needles? Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, we done, girl. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago

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