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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Skillet, what's wrong?

Skillet:
[squeals]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Skillet? Skillet? Skillet? What's shakin'?

Skillet:
[squeals]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Oh, you're in a...you're in a jail.

Skillet:
[squeals]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Oh. You're in *this* jail.

Skillet:
[squeals]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Well, not for long. [to Golden Joe] You...trade.

[Golden Joe switch places with Skillet in bars to get Skillet out of jail]

Golden Joe:
Thank you, dawg.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Hello? A little help.

Peanut Cop:
Oh.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Why don't you hold this.

[Fitz gives Peanut a ticking bomb]

Peanut Cop:
Is this, uh, part of the plan?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
It can be.

Peanut Cop:
'Cause I am the law. Ha ha ha!

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Officer, we have a plan.

Peanut Cop:
Right on. [coughs] Am I in on it? Dude.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Mmm. In a way.

Peanut Cop:
Um...which way? Dude? Bro? Man bro.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Every way.

Peanut Cop:
No way. [cackles]

Golden Joe:
Ha ha ha! You so stoned, bro.

[Fitz, Golden Joe, and Peanut Cop laughs]

Peanut Cop:
Really?

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Green Sweatered Woman:
Excuse me. Excuse me, sir? You can't park that tank here. Sir? Sir? Excuse me. You can't park that tank here. Sir? You can't park that here. Excuse me, sir? You can't park that tank here. Excuse me. You can't park that tank here.

[Green Sweatered Woman get shotted by Fitz's tank]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What'd she say?

Golden Joe:
Man, that was crazy as hell.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Golden Joe:
Man, what about Golden Joe? Where his drink at? I know you didn't just take my damn money up there and buy yourself a drink and leave me out, man. What's up?

[Fitz didn't respond]

Golden Joe:
WHERE'S MY DRINK?

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Liquor:
Ah, Fitz, the usual?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Yup.

Liquor:
That'll be...let's see...

[Fitz grabs beer]

Liquor:
$300?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Tell you what.

[drinks beer and throws in on ground and leaves before Siren Lady sirens in Liquor's head.]

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Listen up, gweet. Golden Joe, he owes the eye a lot of mo...ney.

Golden Joe:
So?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[serious] So, he wants me to collect half right now.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Golden Joe:
So tell me man, Mo, what's up? What you want with Joe? 'Cause the Joe got to blow in a few seconds, man. I gotta bounce. I got a few shorties at the house, man. What's up?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Price on your golden head.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Golden Joe:
So, yo the mo.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What, is that, like, short for mouse? Then, yeah.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Golden Joe:
Flo mo so ho do quiz night, show you right. Shorty, wazzup?

Rhoda:
Yeah, I'm in! I'm in!

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Golden Joe:
Slide me a spill thrill, girl.

Rhoda:
You are Golden Joe. Golden frickin' Joe, people!

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Rhoda:
Golden Joe. What the dealio?

Golden Joe:
You know what I'm sayin"?

Rhoda:
Nope, I-I do not. No way in hell do I do. I don't know.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

[Golden Joe appears in the bar]

Rhoda:
Oh, wow. And I mean wow ow wow shut. Lip.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Shark:
Golden Joe is like magical. He's all disappeary and shut. You watch that, ok?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
No.

Shark:
'Cause I've come to care about you...a lot. And also not in that way. Yeah, in that way a little. Half and half.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I need a drink.

Shark:
It didn't matter. You'll be back.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Shark:
Did, uh, did you meet the eye?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
No.

Shark:
Did he see you? Get it?

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Shark:
Sit down.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
No.

Shark:
Stand up.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
No.

[Fitz sits on the chair]

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Eye:
It pays 50 MIL from eye.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Oh, yeah. It pays 50 MIL up front. It pays 50 more MIL when I deliver. That's 60 MIL.

Eye:
It doesn't, but it will.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Who is it?

Eye:
Magic man. Does business on frick.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Owes you money?

Eye:
Lots. Up to his eyes.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
How much does it cost?

Eye:
50 MIL. How much do you charge-y?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
50 MIL.

Eye:
Up front for eye?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Up front, up back, upside. Upside your head.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What's the job?

Eye:
Golden Joe.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Golden? No way.

Eye:
Way. Curds and whey.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
So how do you know Shark?

Eye:
Shark know I.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
So what, then you hired me through him?

Eye:
Aye.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Mmm. Good news for mouse. [looks at the audience] He's hired.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
So, what's it like to be an eye?

Eye:
It's, like, woooooow.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Oh, yeah? Really?

Eye:
Real...estate.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What's it like to be a shark?

[Shark slips from his desk]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Nice.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Producer Man:
Hey, kid. You are really something. You'd be great in pictures.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I would?

Producer Man:
Yeah, you would. Ho ho! Up top.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I'm too drunk.

Producer Man:
Perfect. Let me buy you a drink, because you are hired, sir. Ha!

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Well, see, first I need to check with my boss, because he's a shark.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

Man/Woman:
Watch out. Oh. my god. Watch out. Watch, watch, watch! Watch it!

[Fitz gets hit by a car]

Man/Woman:
Oh, my god. Is he dead?

Mouse "Fitz" Fitzgerald:
No, I'm just drunk.

Man/Woman:
Watch out!

[Fitz gets hit by another car]

Mouse "Fitz" Fitzgerald:
[in Woman's voice] Oh. my god.

Mouse "Fitz" Fitzgerald:
It's cool, everybody I'm just drunk.

[Fitz get hit by many cars]

Mouse "Fitz" Fitzgerald:
See? It's ok.

[Fitz randomly fires a gun and then accidentally killing someone]

Mouse "Fitz" Fitzgerald:
It's all cool, man. It's just -- [gets hit by a car again] What? What? What are you all looking-- What are you looking at?

Mouse "Fitz" Fitzgerald:
What's that? Is that a meteor?

[Fitz gets hit by a meteor]

Mouse "Fitz" Fitzgerald:
That's a cool meteor.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 8 months ago

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