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Gary Bunda:
Hey, Satan, are you gonna need help with those gold clubs, 'cause of your back? He hurt his back.

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Gary Bunda:
I'm gonna be up to my eyebrows in some hot wiccan tail tonight.

Satan:
Oh, yeah, It's mostly aging lesbians with wind chimes. But you guys have fun!

Satan:
Hey, mosquito repellent. Those things will eat you alive out there.

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Satan:
I'm supposed to go topside this weekend for The Annual Wiccan Orgy. I don't think I can do it now 'cause of my back. Threw my back out.

Satan:
What am I going to do? I...have somebody take my place? And have sex with all those women disguise as me? That's crazy.

Dizzay:
Pick me. I'll do it.

Gary Bunda:
I'll do it, I'll do it.

Satan:
Oh, you guys. Oh, I can't ask you do that. You should all go. You should all go, 'cause, listen, you guys are gonna have to plow these broads in shifts. They have to think you're me.

Satan:
So, whoever's slinging the yogurt has got to be wearing this head.

[pulls up a big creature mascot head]

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Satan:
Oh, my back. I think I threw out my back.

Gary Bunda:
Satan, are you okay?

Satan:
No, no. I threw out my back.

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Witch Leader:
[summoning] When solstice lights and fire burns, the devil's dong on earth returns, and like drunk redskins tomahawk, splitting witches on altar rock --

Witch Woman:
Drunk redskins tomahawk? Are you kidding?

Witch Leader:
This spell was obviously written in a different time.

Witch Woman:
And you wonder why we have trouble attracting witches of color.

Witch Leader:
Do you guys want me to summon the devil for an orgy or not?

All:
Yes.

Witch Leader:
[summoning] Splitting witches throughout the weekend...sweating like a bunch of...Puerto Ricans.

Witch Woman:
"Sweating like a bunch of Puerto Ricans"? Come on!

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Wolfgang Ragekiss:
Someone's about to read chapter 13.

Gary Bunda:
We can all get out on Wolfgang's back. Anna, grab my hand!

Wolfgang Ragekiss:
Oh, sure. Everyone wants to be with me now. Where were you in seventh grade?

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Anna:
Why are you wearing Jax's leatherjacket?

Gary Bunda:
[deep voice] Uh, because I was chilly and he's a cool guy. And also, the Estrogoths abducted him.

Anna:
We must go save him from the Estrogoths.

Gary Bunda:
[deep voice] No, no, no. I'm sorry. I meant to say that he's dead. He's dead. His body's over there.

Anna:
Jax!

Gary Bunda:
No, no, no, no. Wait, no. Wait. Anna, no. [deep voice] He's under leaves. He's -- He's asleep with the flower babies. But he said right before he died that, uh, I'm supposed to make out with you.

Anna:
But the prophecy said that we would be together for--

Gary Bunda:
[deep voice] I know, I know. That's the old prophecy. And it's dumb.

Anna:
I just don't know, I have all these young-adult, yet still teenage mixed-up emotions.

Gary Bunda:
[deep voice] Hey, it's gonna be alright.

[Gary hugs Anna]

Gary Bunda:
[whispers to Wolfgang] What happens next in the book that I should do?

Wolfgang Ragekiss:
It's ruined at this point.

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Jax:
Came as fast as I--

[Jax gets hit by a log from Modok]

Gary Bunda:
Modok. Modok, Modok! That's Jax Longstraw! That's Jax Longstraw. He's the hero.

Modok:
Jax?

Gary Bunda:
Yeah, it's Jax.

Modok:
No. [cries out]

Wolfgang Ragekiss:
Jax was supposed to meet Anna right here tonight at The Apex of The Two Moons of Gondor.

Gary Bunda:
When is that exactly?

Anna:
[echoing] Jax? Jax, where are you?

Gary Bunda:
Aw, sh*t.

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Gary Bunda:
Oh, so we're in Necro-merica right now?

Wolfgang Ragekiss:
Mm-hmm.

Gary Bunda:
So that's where the teenage girls are sent when they are made illegal?

Wolfgang Ragekiss:
Yes.

Gary Bunda:
[surprised] What the...

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[Modok and Wolfgang scream at each other]

Gary Bunda:
Alright! Okay, okay! We all work for the same people. Here take a look at my badge.

[Wolfgang sees Gary's badge that he realizes he works for the same crew]

Wolfgang Ragekiss:
[drops out of character] Oh, why did you read the book? Didn't they explicitly state not to read the book?

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Gary Bunda:
[to Claude on phone] Claude, thank god I caught you. I got sucked into the book --

Claude:
I don't care. [hangs up]

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[Claude reading the New-Cronomicon book]

Claude (as Maid):
[reads] "Jax and Anna laid together in the straw of their naked limbs intertwined." What are they talking about? You lie together. You don't lay together. Who proofed this thing?

Eddie (as Maid #2):
Well, I took "Lay" to mean they both got laid, you know?

Claude (as Maid):
No man is gonna read this, it's just gonna be a bunch of middle-aged housewives in hell now.

Eddie (as Maid #2):
And that's a bad thing?

Claude (as Maid):
He told me I wouldn't be able to put it down. I'm literally putting it down.

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Modok:
What happen next?

Gary Bunda:
No.

Modok:
What happen next, Gary?

Gary Bunda:
No, Modok. We have been over this.

Modok:
What happen next?

Gary Bunda:
No!

Mdook:
What happen next?

Gary Bunda:
I will not be pushed again.

Modok:
What happen next? What happen next?! What happen next?! WHAT HAPPEN NEXT?!

Gary Bunda:
I do not appreciate your tone.

Modok:
WHAT HAPPEN NEXT?!

Gary Bunda:
No, Modok, I need you to calm down before we can have a conversation.

Modok:
[rips and grabs the bench] WHAT HAPPEN NEXT?!

Gary Bunda:
Modok, Modok -- Okay, you know what? Alright. Okay. We will read up until this fish monster would come out, okay, and that's it, alright?

Gary Bunda:
[laughs] That makes you happy. I want to read it, too, anyway.

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[Gary continues reading the New-Cronomicon book]

Gary Bunda:
"The sign loomed over her lithe frame. It read 'Banishment Island straight ahead' in bold, block letters. Anna Francelica sighed. She knew today, she was to turn 18 -- The day that she'd become an enemy of the state."

Modok:
Clarissa mean. Jack's made with Anna. No Clarissa.

Gary Bunda:
I know, but, what are you gonna do? Jax is a vampire. Anna's father hunts vampires. We learned that in chapter six.

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Gary Bunda:
[reads the New-Cronomicon book] "Meet Anna Francelica, a girl on the verge of here 18th birthday, when teenage girls are made illegal, and love is on the run.

Gary Bunda:
That's a hell of a hook.

Big N' Wide (as a book):
Hey, bro, Big red -- He don't like you reading that book, man.

Gary Bunda:
Yeah, we're not gonna read it. We might skim it.

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Modok:
Modok read book.

Gary Bunda:
No! No, no, no. Modok, it's bad. Book is bad, okay?

Modok:
Modok, no read book?

Gary Bunda:
That's right. Now you're getting it.

Modok:
Gary read book. Gary read book.

Gary Bunda:
No.

Modok:
Read book, Gary.

Gary Bunda:
No. Specifically we were told --

Modok:
[smashes Gary with a book] READ BOOK! READ BOOK! READ BOOK!

Gary Bunda:
No! [sobs] Stop it! Stop hitting me, alright?

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Gary Bunda:
[to Modok] Listen, I just need you not to do anything. I need you not to say anything. I need you to take that necktie off your head and put it around your neck like a Mormon, alright?

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Gary Bunda (as Teen Saint):
Hi. We're from the Church of Latter Day Saints, and I wanted to see if you'd be interested in the Mormon bible.

Neighbor Woman:
Is that hair?

Gary Bunda (as Teen Saint):
Y-Yeah. That's a scrotum. I'm so sorry. Here's a fresh copy.

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[The Necronomicon book vomits on Benji]

Vomiting Necronomicon:
Sorry. [vomits] I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Oh, I'm afraid of heights.

Vomiting Necronomicon:
Hey, this is a really high shelf.

Benji:
I found what I needed. Thank you.

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Satan:
Do not open the book. 'Cause once you start reading it, you cannot stop. It literally sucks you in.

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Satan:
Oh, uh, looks like Modok doesn't have a partner.

Modok:
[yells] Modok! Modoook! Modok!

Satan:
Gary, why don't you, uh, partner up with Modok, alright? But don't look at him in the eye. It's a sign of aggression.

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Gary Bunda:
Modok can't read!

Satan:
You wanted some diversity down here. I brought some of these cave people.

Gary Bunda:
We wanted women.

Satan:
It's not his fault he died a million years before Jesus Christ was born.

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Satan:
How's that Sun God working out for you, Modok?

[Modok smashing a fax machine]

Satan:
I said how's that Sun -- [laughing] He can't understand a thing I'm saying. He's great.

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Satan:
Now partner up, demons! You're going topside in 20!

Gary Bunda:
Claude, you and me?

Claude:
Uh, sorry, Gar. I'm already paired up with...Eddie, do you have a partner?

Eddie:
No.

Claude:
I'm already paired up with Eddie.

Eddie:
We're together.

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