Gary Bunda:
Here are your eyeballs.
Audience:
[groans]
Gary Bunda:
I feel terrible about myself. I always wanted to see life through the eyes of a child, but this is ridiculous.
Audience:
[not amused]
Satan:
Yeah, sorry, buddy. After this whole child-eye thing, your character's just not testing well with audiences.
Gary Bunda:
I got like, 15 seasons left in me.
Satan:
[reading the post comments] "He was funnier when he was fatter".
Gary Bunda:
We'll write a scene where I'm handling a puppy! Where I save a puppy from a bunch of snakes!
Satan:
What is that?
[cuts to the scene where it shows a thermostat in Satan's office that explains why Hell is freezing all over the circle]
Audience:
[laughter]
Satan:
Well, I'll be damned. It's a thermostat. Somebody must have nudged it.
[Satan turns up the temperature leaving to it's rightful place]
Satan:
[laughing] Snow is stopping.
Audience:
[laughter]
Satan:
[acting] Boy, is our electrical bill gonna go through the roof.
Audience:
[laughter]
Satan:
[to Gary] Take these and go.
[Satan gives Gary back the eyeballs]
Audience:
[applause]
Satan:
[to the Audience] The eyes have it!
Audience:
[laughter]
Gary Bunda:
That was funny. I guess Eye'll be going.
Audience:
[booing]
Gary Bunda:
That was funny.
