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[Claude plays Satan's song backwards on a Mp3 player]

Satan's Song:
[distorted voice] Satan is pussy...

Dean:
Satan is a pussy? [laughs]

The Byle Group:
[laughter]

Satan:
You think that's what it said?

Gary Bunda:
It kind of does sound like you were calling yourself a pussy.

Satan:
[to Claude] Re-cue it. Re-cue it.

Claude:
Well, then I have to render it again to do that.

Satan:
Okay. This is what it said. It says, uh, "Satan is proceeding with diabolical plan."

[Claude plays the song again]

Satan's Song:
Satan is pussy...

Claude:
It sounds like --

Satan:
Proceeding! It's a diabolical -- [to Claude] Why does my -- Why is my voice so low in there? That's the problem.

Claude:
Because you were distorting the mike. The P's weren't popping, S's were --

Satan:
No, I understand. Okay. Okay, Claude. But maybe now's the time to turn it up.

Claude:
I have to side with Gary here. It's like --

Gary Bunda:
And I have bad ears, and you know that because I grew up next to the airport.

Satan:
[to Claude] Can I just -- Have it for one second?

Claude:
Yeah, sure, it's still rendering.

[Satan plays his song on what he hears on his point of view]

Satan's Song:
Satan is pussy...

Gary Bunda:
Satan is a pussy.

Satan:
F*** it!

[Satan smashed the computer rapidly]

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Dean:
How do you play an Mp3 backwards?

Claude:
Well, you have to have people download a piece of software that renders the file so then you can play the song.

Dean:
I'm not interested.

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Dean:
Look at this poster. Velvet is f***ing huge in it.

Chase:
Yeah, and his hair's covering my face, man.

Gary Bunda:
Who is Velvet?

Chase:
The Velvet Lurker. Who do you think?

Gary Bunda:
The Velvet Lurker?

Dean:
We had several nicknames for him. Style-Cramper...Cock-Blocker...Lord of Dorkness.

Dean:
Everytime you'd turn around, he'd be doing that dorky dance.

Blaze:
Hey, you remember we used to always put that fog machine in his face?

Dean:
I told him Rudy lost his favorite pick in the toilet, and then he went right in for it.

Chase:
And somehow he came out of there with a pick.

Dean:
We had to fake our breakup. It's the only way we could get him to leave.

Gary Bunda:
You guys need to start whispering about this stuff. He hears everything. He could be a bee in a room. He could be me. I could be him.

Chase:
What's he gonna do?

Gary Bunda:
He's gonna rip your brains out through your faces! He did it to me. Twice! On my birthday as a present.

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Gary Bunda:
And Dean, could I get a smidgen of your time? Uh, take a look at this. What's wrong with this microphone stand? One scarf. Is that gonna cut the mustard?

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Gary Bunda:
And Blaze, you cannot sit.

Blaze:
They let me sit on the cruise.

Rudy:
If he sits, can I sit?

Gary Bunda:
No. No. No. The only person who gets to sit is the drummer.

Chase:
I can't sit. I got a bad back, man.

Gary Bunda:
Also, Satan specifically said only ripped jeans. Looking at you, Rudy. Pristine jeans. Slash them with a razor.

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Gary Bunda:
First of all, Chase, this drum setup is sparse. We need like 90 more drums on this with water on them so when you bop them and you bip them, water comes out, and it's like Blue Man Group. Everyone likes Blue Man Group.

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[Satan meets the Byle band group]

Satan:
Good to see you guys.

Dean:
Our management said this was some sort of corporate gig.

Satan:
Uh, here's the deal, fellas. Millennials are pussies. They're not going to hell in large enough numbers. So, Byle is gonna change all that.

Satan:
You guys are gonna headline that thing -- That -- That us festival. What -- What is it, Claude?

Claude:
Bonnaroo? South By?

Satan:
[to the Byle band group] You're gonna headline Bonnaroo South By, final night. It's happening!

Dean:
That's two different festivals, numb nuts.

[Satan gets triggered]

Satan:
Claude, you lied to me.

[Satan beats Claude several times]

Claude:
You're right. He's right. He wants you to headline both of those festivals.

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[Satan sets cocaine for the Byle group]

Satan:
We're gonna lay this double-wide rail here for Dean. And Chase and Blaze are gonna want to blow these skinnies up each other's asses, so, uh...

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Satan:
We're gonna get BYLE back together.

Claude:
Um, Byle's still together. They're doing cruises now. See?

Satan:
The Byle Barge? Told me they broke up.

Claude:
When I died, rap was sort of big. We take one of these BYLE songs and we sample it. Then we have some rappers rap over it.

Satan:
No, no, no, no.

Claude:
[rapping] Imp in The Furnace. We gotta earn this. Look at my hair. You know you got to perm this. Hey, everybody.

Claude:
I'll work on the lyrics. I was a DJ, not a lyricist. But we -- It's an option.

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[After listening to Satan's song "Imp in The Furnace"]

Gary Bunda:
My Dad used to listen to that song all the time instead of taking me to school.

Satan:
Oh, that's it! That's what these millennials need -- A swift steel-toed kick in their hairless crotches. That's gonna be our new social media strategy.

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[Satan throws his TV as a party animal that accidentally hit a worker]

Satan:
Ah, throw this L.E.D. bullsh*t like a frisbee. See, back in the old days, they were built into cabinets, you know? To make the pool was an accomplishment.

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Satan:
I had hypodermic needle full of adrenaline. Had its own holster. They called me Dr. Party, PhD.

Satan:
PhD stood for "Party hard, dipsh*t."

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Satan:
God, I looked good. Look at those abs, huh? You know, I used to...you know, just to stay thin.

Gary Bunda:
You looked like a Steven Tyler scarecrow.

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Gary Bunda:
Oh, BYLE! I remember BYLE. My Dad was, like, way into BYLE. Like, way more than he was into Ol' Gary.

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Satan's Record Player:
[distorted voice] Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself.

Satan:
Yeah. That's me on the mike. Kid committed suicide 'cause of that. With a lawn mower. Go figure. Yeah, he's still knocking around here somewhere.

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Satan:
Back in my day, a groupie didn't follow you with a click. She followed you back to the hotel room after the show, and then the only thing that would go viral was your dong [chuckles] from herpes.

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Claude:
Satan, I could head this up. I died way more recently than Caleb.

Caleb:
Mr. Vernon, I've been here since the War of Northern Aggression. I have seniority.

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Caleb:
There are these abacus boxes called com-pu-tairs, and they are filled with ghost spirits. And people have these boxes on an intercontinental line on which everyone is on the line, hence "online" being the vernacular.

Claude:
We all know what social media is, Caleb, okay? What's your plan to get more eyeballs?

Caleb:
In my day, if we wanted eyeballs, we would just pluck them out of little indian babies.

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[After Gary accidentally kills Satan's dog Cerberus with chocolate, Gary tries to find a new pet that looks exactly like it with a few extra changes]

Gary Bunda:
Hey, uh, Claude! Can you give me a second pair of eyes on this? Okay, do you buy this?

Claude:
Buy it as what?

Gary Bunda:
What does it look like to you, first impression?

Claude:
It looks like a pony and then two dead dog heads.

Gary Bunda:
I know it does. Okay, I get it. I feel like if you squint and, like, look at it, you'd think, like "Oh, Cerberus is home."

Claude:
Yeah, because, uh, Satan squints now. He's just squinting and looking out of the corner of his eye, right?

Gary Bunda:
Do you have a spell, like, some kind of wizdry to turn it from a horse into a dog?

Claude:
Um... [blows air] No. That's a dumbass question.

Gary Bunda:
Man, do you understand how much sh*t I'm in? Do you understand? Do you see the situation?

Claude:
Can I just -- You killed Cerberus, though. Because that -- Those are the real heads.

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Cerberus #1:
We're in a room full of himeys, not one doctor.

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Judge:
Well, since this is the only of its breed in the competition. I think I could give a special participation ribbon.

Cerberus #1:
Yes!

Gary Bunda:
Booyakasha!

Cerberus #2:
How delightful.

Cerberus #3:
Alright. Thank you.

Judge:
However, I will have to deduct points for the mouth stains.

Judge:
[to Cerberus #3] Is this chocolate?

Cerberus #3:
Yeah, Gary bought me an easter bunny.

Cerberus #2:
What did I tell you? Chocolate bad, chocolate bad.

Gary Bunda:
No, no! It's an easter bunny! [shows a candy product] It's like 90% air!

Cerberus #1:
You idiot! Chocolate will kill us all!

[Cerberus #3 having a seizure]

Gary Bunda:
He's seizing up! He's seizing up! Somebody get a spoon!

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[The dog judge touches Cerberus's balls]

Judge:
Hmm, above average testicular plumpness.

Gary Bunda:
Thank you.

Cerberus #1:
Sir, you have very soft hands. Not that the Jews are known or their manual labor.

Cerberus #1:
Not that I'm racist. No, no. Some of out finest entertainers are, in fact, Jewish.

Gary Bunda:
Most of them.

Judge:
William Shatner's Jewish.

Gary Bunda:
[to Cerberus #1] The Holocaust certainly was real, wasn't it?

Cerberus #1:
I totally believe The Holocaust...happened.

Gary Bunda:
We all do. The whole family does, yeah.

Cerberus #1:
Maybe not in the numbers they say -- You know the Jewish mass media -- But I believe that it -- It happened. To an extant.

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Judge:
What kind of dog is this?

Gary Bunda:
It's a poo-chin.

Judge:
Hmm. It's my experience that poo-chins are small dogs.

Gary Bunda:
You must not have much experience, because this is a very rare three-headed elephant poo-chin.

Judge:
I suppose it'll have three scrotums I'll have to clench.

Gary Bunda:
[laughs] You go right ahead, you pervert.

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Cerberus #1:
Look at these dogs. I bet every single one of them's Jewish. Huh, what do you think? There's no way we win.

Cerberus #1:
The dog-show world is infested with Jews. He'll give the ribbon to one of these himey dogs.

Gary Bunda:
Stop it. Stop that. Stop with the Jew stuff, okay? The Jews are wonderful people. I mean, you got Williams Shatner, and then --

Cerberus #1:
Yeah, Captain Kirk beamed down to kill Jesus, right.

Gary Bunda:
Or it's the guy who played Picard.

Cerberus #2:
No, he's from England.

Gary Bunda:
He -- One of the people from "Star Trek" is Jewish.

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