Timothyj.29104's Quotes Page #185

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Jett Copperhead:
I made an old gal disappear, and I can't get her back. I mean, did you have to make my powers go away in the middle of a ding-dang show?

Satan:
Four years was the ding-dang deal, Jett. Should've kept a day planner.

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Satan:
Jett. Wake up.

Jett Copperhead:
Oh, hey!

[Gary kicks Jett's hand for Satan's protection]

Gary Bunda:
Just don't go anywhere near him!

Satan:
Don't touch me.

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Satan:
I'm such an asshole.

Gary Bunda:
[laughs] You are a f***ing asshole.

[Satan gets offended again]

Gary Bunda:
...I respect you.

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Gary Bunda:
I know what a computer is, Claude.

Claude:
Do you, Gary? Then what is it?

Gary Bunda:
It's a typewriter with porn in it.

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Jett Copperhead:
For all that you have done for this country, Copperhead!

[Jett puts the disarmed arms from the park woman and put the parts as legs for the retired veteran]

Jett Copperhead:
Now, I want you to stand up.

Jimmy:
I can't stand so good.

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Jett Copperhead:
Ma'am! Ma'am! You support the troops, don't you?

Park Woman:
Well, yeah, but I'm just here running.

Jett Copperhead:
Hey. It's only gonna take a second, okay? You stand right there. And I need you to relax.

Park Woman:
Okay.

Jett Copperhead:
This is only gonna take a second. Ooh! Breathe in for me, Amy.

[Jett rips both of the park woman's arms]

Jett Copperhead:
Kapoohame!

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Jett Copperhead:
What's your name, son?

Jimmy:
Jimmy.

Jett Copperhead:
Jimmy. And how'd you lose your legs, Jimmy? Gulf War? Vietnam?

Jimmy:
Diabetes.

Jett Copperhead:
Diabetes. The most american disease there is.

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Gary Bunda:
You know how they say that all dogs go to heaven? They don't. Sometimes they go to hell.

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Satan:
You like dogs, Gary?

Gary Bunda:
Puppies!

[cuts to the next scene where Gary has a hard time trying to communicate with a dog]

Gary Bunda:
Lick your balls. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if that's a problem with your moral compass.

Gary Bunda:
I'm still waiting on an angel. It feels like I've been here 45 minutes waiting on an angel, unless they don't waste one on stupid dogs!

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Satan:
You know, Gar, I don't think I can trust you on shoulders.

Gary Bunda:
That's cool 'cause uh, I have been meaning to say this to you for a while, but I think you're a good guy, but I don't think I've had the best management. And I don't think you're the best manager.

Gary Bunda:
I just felt like I needed to say that.

Satan:
Hmm.

Gary Bunda:
Give you some feedback. I'm glad this is an open work environment.

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Claude:
My work order said that my guy had been annoyed for months.

Gary Bunda:
How'd you get a work order?

Claude:
I just asked for one.

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[Gary finally killed the Angel's domain and shows the Satan and employees how he does it]

Gary Bunda:
I guess I'll be sleeping on a goose-down pillow tonight. Hey, let's put it up on the screen. I want to see it. I want all you guys to see how I made a guy jump off a building because of what I said to him.

[shows the first part of the video where Gary drops Satan's Angel slayer]

Gary Bunda:
Just fast-forward past this part.

[shows another part of the video where there's another guy having Claude on his shoulder standing next to the man who spits on people]

Claude:
Come on. Push him. They'll think he slipped.

[the Man pushes spitting guy off the building]

Erick:
STOP SPITTING LOOGIES ON PEOPLE!

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[Gary tries to kill the angel by grabbing the Angel's ring]

Gary Bunda:
I just wanted to say thank you so much for teaching me about the righteous path. It really worked out for me...while I was down in hell!

Angel #2:
Happy to help. Stay on your side, Gary.

Gary Bunda:
No! I want to pray together, Ollie...Tabooger. What kind of name is that? Is it Scotch Irish?

Gary Bunda:
You know, I was thinking maybe you could change your name to You'll-Eat-A-Damn-Booger!

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Gary Bunda:
Alright, jump! Don't jump. Don't jump...till I'm gone. Then you can jump. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Angel #2:
He's not going to jump. He just comes up here to spit loogies on people. Don't do that by the way. It's gross.

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Satan:
This is the Angel Slayer, Gary.

Gary Bunda:
Whoa. It's like anime.

Satan:
My own personal weapon for armageddon. You are going to take this and ram it into that feathery f***. You got me? No talk. No discussion. You just ram it into his spine!

Gary Bunda:
That's a really intense prank, but I can do that.

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Satan:
You haven't got a soul to give to christ, you ham-headed f***.

Gary Bunda:
Yeah, well, isn't my soul in one of those big jars that you got? I think it would be super-cool if maybe --

Satan:
No, no, no, no! They are laughing at us up in heaven, Gary. You got punked.

Gary Bunda:
Ollie says that angels never lie.

Satan:
What -- What was his name?

Gary Bunda:
Ollie.

Satan:
What's his last name?

Gary Bunda:
Tabooger.

Satan:
S-Say -- Say his name again.

Gary Bunda:
Ollie Tabooger.

Satan:
Again.

Gary Bunda:
Ollie Tabooger. Well, his name's Oliver, but he goes by Ollie...Tabooger.

Claude:
I'll...eat...a...booger, Gary?

Gary Bunda:
That's disgusting, Claude. The fact that you eat your boogers and then publicly announce that you eat your...[realizes Ollie's name was a joke]

Gary Bunda:
Eff this! Eff it! Eff you, Ollie, If that's even your name!

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Gary Bunda:
Have you heard the good news today? Jesus Christ has a plan for all of us.

Dizzay:
Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh.

Gary Bunda:
I gave my soul to Jesus Christ. I've never been happier.

Dizzay:
Gary, you -- You a demon, man.

Gary Bunda:
Come, pray with me. It's okay. It's okay.

Dizzay:
Gary. Gary, Gary, I don't feel comfortable.

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Gary Bunda:
[crying] People have been cutting people's heads off. And then they go -- And they're kissing them like they're a make-out buddy. And then I was gonna talk to him about messing a up mannequin.

Gary Bunda:
And the guy -- You went down to talk to him about not stopping, and I don't know which way up or down is!

Angel #2:
I know someone who knows what's up and down. Can I tell you a story about how I allowed Jesus Christ into my life?

Gary Bunda:
That sounds boring, but sure.

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Gary Bunda:
Ah, okay, teleport. Done. "E" -- Evaluate. Okay, dark crawl space. Ah. Take that headless mannequin and throw it in the puddle over there and ruin it.

Gary Bunda:
Yeah. Just drag it over to the...[sees a dead body] Is that blood? Is that straight blood?

Angel #2:
There's always time to ask God's forgiveness.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, my...what are you -- What are you doing with that? No, dude, what are you...?

Angel #2:
Mnh. Put the head down.

Gary Bunda:
Put the head down!

[the Officer kisses the severed head]

Gary Bunda:
HOLY SH*T! WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?!

Angel #2:
[happily] I cannot get through to this one.

Gary Bunda:
What is he...get me out of here!

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Satan:
Claude is ready for premium shoulders. You got no fire!

Gary Bunda:
I got fire!

Satan:
I want you in their ears telling them what to do and how to do it!

Gary Bunda:
Hot fire! I tell people what to do, and they do it well!

Satan:
Get up there.

Gary Bunda:
Whoo!

Satan:
I want you to show me!

Gary Bunda:
Why don't you come here? Why don't you turn on my belt? And I'm gonna go down there, and I'm gonna crush this.

[One of Satan's fingernails got clipped when he touches Gary's belt to transport him for another chance]

Satan:
Damn it. I lost a nail. Everyone look around. I lost a nail.

Claude:
Guys, find it! Now! Find it!

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Satan:
Gary thinks that angel is better than him.

Gary Bunda:
No. It's -- I mean, that angel went to heaven, and he didn't commit some horrible sin that sent them all here, but --

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Satan:
Your buddy Claude here has been crushing it. Got somebody to throw a dog off a bridge.

Claude:
I did.

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Demon Teacher:
She's going to the dermatologist now. That monstrosity was precancerous. You might have saved her life, you chubnut.

Gary Bunda:
Maybe she'll go on to live and kill a bunch of priests.

Satan:
You were up there yakking it up with that f***ing angel, weren't you?

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Angel #2:
Also, don't steal that money.

Gary Bunda:
Do steal the money from the plate a-a-and spit in the plate so when the priest touches it, he gets it all over his hands.

Angel #2:
Geez, that's a recipe for hepatitis.

Gary Bunda:
Pull out your long boobies, and I want you swing 'em around like a bunch of maces.

Angel #2:
Oh, groovy.

Gary Bunda:
Wave your boobies around!

[Gary gets transported back to the office while still making a plan for shoulder working]

Gary Bunda:
Go over and make that kid hard. Go touch his penis. Go touch that kid's pe-- [realizes he's already back in Hell]

Gary Bunda:
I've, like, been in this room for a while, right?

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