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Gary Bunda:
Okay, um, um, evaluate. Um, oh. Hmm. That mole really should be looked at. You should get that checked out.

Angel #2:
Boy, he's right. It looks irregular.

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Demon Teacher:
Did you do the up-sell?

Gary Bunda:
He's gonna go over there, and he's gonna touch that, uh -- That kid's, uh, wiener.

Demon Teacher:
No, he's not. You didn't evaluate, mister.

Angel #2:
Can you help him? He needs help.

Gary Bunda:
He got a work order.

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Gary Bunda:
What is that? What is that, Pirate Vampires?

Angel #2:
Call it "Vampirates."

Gary Bunda:
That's a great idea.

Angel #2:
I took a class.

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Claude:
That looks like a $9 tip.

Gary Bunda:
It's less than 20%.

Claude:
It's 23%.

Gary Bunda:
That's what I said. It's less than 25%.

Claude:
You're supposed to tip 20%.

Gary Bunda:
It used to be 20%.

Claude:
It used to be 15%.

Gary Bunda:
It used to be 15% and then it used to be 20%, and now it's 25%, right? And it keeps getting higher and higher. Next week, I'm gonna be serving food to a waiter.

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Gary Bunda:
My guy's about to dine and dash, so...but you got to make sure she voids that credit-card transaction, and then you dash.

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Claude:
Spit in that guy's food. He looks like a dick.

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Angel #2:
You've been here for two hours working on your screenplay, and you're just going to round up on the tip?

Gary Bunda:
Two hours? How do you know that?

Angel #2:
Work order. Why don't you make that 1 into a 9?

Gary Bunda:
Why don't you take that 9 and make it into a...gross wiener?

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Gary Bunda:
Um, okay. Make a plan. We are in a...restaurant. Pull your wiener out. Um, pull your wiener out! And when you got your -- When your -- Wave it -- Wave it around like a helicopter.

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Demon Teacher:
How did it go? Did you evaluate? Do the up-sell?

Gary Bunda:
I got to get back to her. She had already stolen a bunch of fresh peaches and put them under her shirt...from a cantaloupe store.

Demon Teacher:
[demon voice] YOU LIAAAAAAAAR!

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Demon Teacher:
Now, I know you're all pumped up, but don't go turning your belts on just yet.

Gary Bunda:
Mine's a little snug.

Demon Teacher:
I said don't turn it on!

Gary Bunda:
Is it on? Ooh.

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Benji:
It's easy when you remember these simple steps. Just use the acronym "T.E.M.P.T.U.R.D.T.S." "T" -- Teleport. "E" -- Evaluate. This guys wants that jerky, but he doesn't have the money.

Benji:
M.P. -- Make a plan. I'm gonna tell this guy to put that jerky in his pants. "T" again -- Tell the plan. Put that jerky in your pants.

Benji:
"U" -- Up-Sell. Hey, wouldn't it be fun to bind, torture, and kill that guy? That way, you have all the jerky you want and that beer.

[the teenager disagrees of doing it]

Benji:
We'll get him next time.

Benji:
"R" -- Remember to always stay on the right shoulder, which is the left shoulder. The correct shoulder is the left. The right shoulder is the angel's domain.

Angel #1:
But you're on the right shoulder.

Benji:
Ah, ah, ah. D.T. -- Do not talk to the angel.

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Benji:
It's like taking beef jerky from a baby, or in this a convenience store. And you're in and out before that pesky angel even got a word in edgewise.

Angel #1:
What did I miss?

Benji:
Too little, too late, goody two shoes.

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Benji:
Mmm! That beef jerky sure looks good, doesn't it, Jimmy? Look at that filthy immigrant fiddling with his herbal cigarettes. Why not just slip it in your pants? Who's going to know?

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Claude:
Why do I have to go to the bathroom all of a sudden?

Gary Bunda:
I went. I just wanted to see if our dicks were attached, and...

Claude:
They are.

Gary Bunda:
Yeah.

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Gary Bunda:
I didn't really expect him to do this. With the, you know, putting the fingertips and toes, merging them. Did you expect him to do this when he took his shoes, he said "Hey, take your shoes off"?

Claude:
Yes. Just pick up the pace, okay?

Gary Bunda:
Okay. You know, it could be, like, mad worse. He could do that "Human Centipede" thing to us.

Kamal:
No! No, Gary! Satan doesn't know about the [sees Satan] mo-mo-movie.

Satan:
"Human Centipede." What is that?

Gary Bunda:
Ohh, "Human Centipede".

Claude:
No.

Gary Bunda:
It's this crazy documentary I saw...

Claude:
No, No.

Gary Bunda:
...that's got a German scientist, and he takes this Asian and these two naked chicks, right, and he sews up their mouths to their buttholes, right, and then they eat each other's dookies.

Gary Bunda:
The thing is, like, scientifically, you could eat somebody else's dookies for like two months 'cause there's enough nutrients.

Satan:
Dookie.

Gary Bunda:
It's pretty good. You'll like it.

Satan:
Butthole to mouth, huh? Check that out.

Gary Bunda:
Yeah. [realizes] Oh, no. We're gonna be eating dookies.

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Claude:
Satan, I think I can take on a bigger role, do more of the hands-on stuff.

Satan:
Hm. Yeah, Claude, I like that. Little more hands-on with Gary. And a little more feets-on with Gary.

Claude:
I don't understand.

Gary Bunda:
What is feets on?

[cuts to the next scene where Gary and Claude got merged with their hands and feet]

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Claude:
Psyklone and the Thin Twins were having a little bit of trouble.

Thin Twin #2:
Oh, please.

Thin Twin #1:
That is not how I remember it.

Claude:
I just came in and managed it a bit more.

Psyklone:
Managed my ass.

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Gary Bunda:
I really like the beard.

Satan:
Really?

Gary Bunda:
Yeah.

Satan:
I like it, man.

Gary Bunda:
It's a really great way to hide a weak chin.

[Satan gets offended]

Gary Bunda:
[gasps] I don't think you have a weak chin. I have it -- One. I do. You know?

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Gary Bunda:
Hey, why don't you use another voice in your repertoire? Because that sexy-woman voice is getting real old.

Thin Twin #1:
You think I sound like a woman?

Psyklone:
Come on, now, that's his regular voice.

Claude:
Geez, Gary, that's his regular voice.

Gary Bunda:
At least I said it was a sexy voice.

Claude:
Shut up, Gary.

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[Claude saves Gary from the bounty hunters with a twist]

Claude:
Come on! Come on! Hurry up!

Gary Bunda:
It's you! It's you, buddy! Thank god you came!

Claude:
Buckle up.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, man, that's a lot of buckles. But good. I feel safe. Oh, they're coming, man! They're coming! Just gun it! Get it! Gun it!

Claude:
No, we still got to wait on them.

Gary Bunda:
[realizes] Oh, come on, man!

Psyklone:
I'll take the middle.

Thin Twin #1:
There's no room. There's no leg room.

Claude:
You guys need some more room? You guys okay back there?

Thin Twin #1:
Do you mind inching your seat up a little bit? I got Sciatica.

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[Gary gets caught by Psyklone & The Thin Twins at Geoff's house]

Thin Twin #1:
[happily] Gary, get in here! [laughs]

Gary Bunda:
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. You think I'm Gary? That's insulting.

Gary Bunda:
[laughs] Gary's in Hawaii having a great time. Right, Geoff? 'Cause we got all those postcards that you put up from Gary from Hawaii, right?

Gary Bunda:
Let me introduce myself. Uhhh, I am Geoff's human friend.

Psyklone:
Let's go, Gary.

Gary Bunda:
I'm ready to go, yes. But, uh, make sure, I got to give these pie pans back to Geoff, 'cause they belong to him. He owns them. Here's some garlic in your eye! Yeah! Take that! Yeah! You stupid bitches!

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[Gary gets called by an unnamed woman speaker person which actually turns out to be one of the Thin Twins that has a sultry woman voice]

Thin Twin #1:
Hi, Gary. I'm a local venture capitalist, and your Chili Cone Gary really captured my imagination.

Gary Bunda:
Yeah. Yes, yeah. I was, uh -- You know, I wanted to eat some chili, but I didn't have any crackers, right? but I did have a whole sleeve of ice-cream cones.

Thin Twin #1:
Yeah, yeah. Listen, I'm very wealthy, and I want to buy your stupid idea. I do. Just text me your address, and I'll zip by with $1 million.

Gary Bunda:
Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. This is the thing, though, $1 million is only gonna get 51% in Chili Cone. 'Cause lots of food can go in cones. You got stews...

Thin Twin #1:
Oh, yeah.

Gary Bunda:
...you got soups.

Thin Twin#1:
Yeah.

Gary Bunda:
You could put corn in a cone.

Thin Twin #1:
You're so smart. I can't wait to just pick your brains.

Gary Bunda:
One thing is non-negotiable. I will be designing the t-shirts.

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Claude:
[to Gary on phone] Gary, listen carefully --

Gary Bunda:
Claude? How do you get this number? I just got this phone!

Claude:
You're advertising your stupid chili cone idea everywhere.

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Geoff:
Chili-Cone Gary.

Gary Bunda:
Yeah.

Geoff:
Is that chili in an ice-cream cone?

Gary Bunda:
First you get that crunch, then you get that sweet, then you get that savory chili-powder taste. It's gonna be the next ice cream!

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