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Gary Bunda:
Alright, jump! Don't jump. Don't jump...till I'm gone. Then you can jump. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Angel #2:
He's not going to jump. He just comes up here to spit loogies on people. Don't do that by the way. It's gross.

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Satan:
This is the Angel Slayer, Gary.

Gary Bunda:
Whoa. It's like anime.

Satan:
My own personal weapon for armageddon. You are going to take this and ram it into that feathery f***. You got me? No talk. No discussion. You just ram it into his spine!

Gary Bunda:
That's a really intense prank, but I can do that.

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Satan:
You haven't got a soul to give to christ, you ham-headed f***.

Gary Bunda:
Yeah, well, isn't my soul in one of those big jars that you got? I think it would be super-cool if maybe --

Satan:
No, no, no, no! They are laughing at us up in heaven, Gary. You got punked.

Gary Bunda:
Ollie says that angels never lie.

Satan:
What -- What was his name?

Gary Bunda:
Ollie.

Satan:
What's his last name?

Gary Bunda:
Tabooger.

Satan:
S-Say -- Say his name again.

Gary Bunda:
Ollie Tabooger.

Satan:
Again.

Gary Bunda:
Ollie Tabooger. Well, his name's Oliver, but he goes by Ollie...Tabooger.

Claude:
I'll...eat...a...booger, Gary?

Gary Bunda:
That's disgusting, Claude. The fact that you eat your boogers and then publicly announce that you eat your...[realizes Ollie's name was a joke]

Gary Bunda:
Eff this! Eff it! Eff you, Ollie, If that's even your name!

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Gary Bunda:
Have you heard the good news today? Jesus Christ has a plan for all of us.

Dizzay:
Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh.

Gary Bunda:
I gave my soul to Jesus Christ. I've never been happier.

Dizzay:
Gary, you -- You a demon, man.

Gary Bunda:
Come, pray with me. It's okay. It's okay.

Dizzay:
Gary. Gary, Gary, I don't feel comfortable.

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Gary Bunda:
[crying] People have been cutting people's heads off. And then they go -- And they're kissing them like they're a make-out buddy. And then I was gonna talk to him about messing a up mannequin.

Gary Bunda:
And the guy -- You went down to talk to him about not stopping, and I don't know which way up or down is!

Angel #2:
I know someone who knows what's up and down. Can I tell you a story about how I allowed Jesus Christ into my life?

Gary Bunda:
That sounds boring, but sure.

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Gary Bunda:
Ah, okay, teleport. Done. "E" -- Evaluate. Okay, dark crawl space. Ah. Take that headless mannequin and throw it in the puddle over there and ruin it.

Gary Bunda:
Yeah. Just drag it over to the...[sees a dead body] Is that blood? Is that straight blood?

Angel #2:
There's always time to ask God's forgiveness.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, my...what are you -- What are you doing with that? No, dude, what are you...?

Angel #2:
Mnh. Put the head down.

Gary Bunda:
Put the head down!

[the Officer kisses the severed head]

Gary Bunda:
HOLY SH*T! WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?!

Angel #2:
[happily] I cannot get through to this one.

Gary Bunda:
What is he...get me out of here!

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Satan:
Claude is ready for premium shoulders. You got no fire!

Gary Bunda:
I got fire!

Satan:
I want you in their ears telling them what to do and how to do it!

Gary Bunda:
Hot fire! I tell people what to do, and they do it well!

Satan:
Get up there.

Gary Bunda:
Whoo!

Satan:
I want you to show me!

Gary Bunda:
Why don't you come here? Why don't you turn on my belt? And I'm gonna go down there, and I'm gonna crush this.

[One of Satan's fingernails got clipped when he touches Gary's belt to transport him for another chance]

Satan:
Damn it. I lost a nail. Everyone look around. I lost a nail.

Claude:
Guys, find it! Now! Find it!

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Satan:
Gary thinks that angel is better than him.

Gary Bunda:
No. It's -- I mean, that angel went to heaven, and he didn't commit some horrible sin that sent them all here, but --

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Satan:
Your buddy Claude here has been crushing it. Got somebody to throw a dog off a bridge.

Claude:
I did.

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Demon Teacher:
She's going to the dermatologist now. That monstrosity was precancerous. You might have saved her life, you chubnut.

Gary Bunda:
Maybe she'll go on to live and kill a bunch of priests.

Satan:
You were up there yakking it up with that f***ing angel, weren't you?

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Angel #2:
Also, don't steal that money.

Gary Bunda:
Do steal the money from the plate a-a-and spit in the plate so when the priest touches it, he gets it all over his hands.

Angel #2:
Geez, that's a recipe for hepatitis.

Gary Bunda:
Pull out your long boobies, and I want you swing 'em around like a bunch of maces.

Angel #2:
Oh, groovy.

Gary Bunda:
Wave your boobies around!

[Gary gets transported back to the office while still making a plan for shoulder working]

Gary Bunda:
Go over and make that kid hard. Go touch his penis. Go touch that kid's pe-- [realizes he's already back in Hell]

Gary Bunda:
I've, like, been in this room for a while, right?

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Gary Bunda:
Okay, um, um, evaluate. Um, oh. Hmm. That mole really should be looked at. You should get that checked out.

Angel #2:
Boy, he's right. It looks irregular.

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Demon Teacher:
Did you do the up-sell?

Gary Bunda:
He's gonna go over there, and he's gonna touch that, uh -- That kid's, uh, wiener.

Demon Teacher:
No, he's not. You didn't evaluate, mister.

Angel #2:
Can you help him? He needs help.

Gary Bunda:
He got a work order.

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Gary Bunda:
What is that? What is that, Pirate Vampires?

Angel #2:
Call it "Vampirates".

Gary Bunda:
That's a great idea.

Angel #2:
I took a class.

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Claude:
That looks like a $9 tip.

Gary Bunda:
It's less than 20%.

Claude:
It's 23%.

Gary Bunda:
That's what I said. It's less than 25%.

Claude:
You're supposed to tip 20%.

Gary Bunda:
It used to be 20%.

Claude:
It used to be 15%.

Gary Bunda:
It used to be 15% and then it used to be 20%, and now it's 25%, right? And it keeps getting higher and higher. Next week, I'm gonna be serving food to a waiter.

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Gary Bunda:
My guy's about to dine and dash, so...but you got to make sure she voids that credit-card transaction, and then you dash.

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Claude:
Spit in that guy's food. He looks like a dick.

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Angel #2:
You've been here for two hours working on your screenplay, and you're just going to round up on the tip?

Gary Bunda:
Two hours? How do you know that?

Angel #2:
Work order. Why don't you make that 1 into a 9?

Gary Bunda:
Why don't you take that 9 and make it into a...gross wiener?

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Gary Bunda:
Um, okay. Make a plan. We are in a...restaurant. Pull your wiener out. Um, pull your wiener out! And when you got your -- When your -- Wave it -- Wave it around like a helicopter.

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Demon Teacher:
How did it go? Did you evaluate? Do the up-sell?

Gary Bunda:
I got to get back to her. She had already stolen a bunch of fresh peaches and put them under her shirt...from a cantaloupe store.

Demon Teacher:
[demon voice] YOU LIAAAAAAAAR!

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Demon Teacher:
Now, I know you're all pumped up, but don't go turning your belts on just yet.

Gary Bunda:
Mine's a little snug.

Demon Teacher:
I said don't turn it on!

Gary Bunda:
Is it on? Ooh.

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Benji:
It's easy when you remember these simple steps. Just use the acronym "T.E.M.P.T.U.R.D.T.S." "T" -- Teleport. "E" -- Evaluate. This guys wants that jerky, but he doesn't have the money.

Benji:
M.P. -- Make a plan. I'm gonna tell this guy to put that jerky in his pants. "T" again -- Tell the plan. Put that jerky in your pants.

Benji:
"U" -- Up-Sell. Hey, wouldn't it be fun to bind, torture, and kill that guy? That way, you have all the jerky you want and that beer.

[the teenager disagrees of doing it]

Benji:
We'll get him next time.

Benji:
"R" -- Remember to always stay on the right shoulder, which is the left shoulder. The correct shoulder is the left. The right shoulder is the angel's domain.

Angel #1:
But you're on the right shoulder.

Benji:
Ah, ah, ah. D.T. -- Do not talk to the angel.

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Benji:
It's like taking beef jerky from a baby, or in this a convenience store. And you're in and out before that pesky angel even got a word in edgewise.

Angel #1:
What did I miss?

Benji:
Too little, too late, goody two shoes.

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Benji:
Mmm! That beef jerky sure looks good, doesn't it, Jimmy? Look at that filthy immigrant fiddling with his herbal cigarettes. Why not just slip it in your pants? Who's going to know?

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