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Doc's Heart:
Our love and will span the ages. How I long to gaze at your handsome face.

Doc:
Aw, my face is no big whoop.

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Doc:
This is what the poets meant when they said, "I'm hard as a dried worm right now".

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Hurlan:
It's a warning, I just know it!

Sheriff:
Cool your pud and just describe what this thing looked like. I'll draw.

Hurlan:
It was a thin column with these weight-bearing arches and a spiral of wires poking out of a...I guess it's a tooth attached to a crescent.

[Sheriff shows Hurlan the drawing of a random machine]

Sheriff:
Is this the general idea?

Hurlan:
That's exactly what I saw!

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[after Hurlan got finish typewriting a story conversation with his typewriter]

Hurlan:
I can't even read. That was the most incredible story. We got to get it published.

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Hurlan:
Oh, that's one of them ding-dang-dang-bang-bang metaphors right there.

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[Hurlan typing on the typewriter to a friend that he loves it]

Hurlan:
"I love you". Okay.

Typewriter:
I'm gonna pound your pussyass, queerbait.

Hurlan:
I'm being cyberbullied!

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Meemaw:
Oh, why do you disturb me, boy? I'm busy!

Hurlan:
I don't know. I...I guess I'm lonely.

Meemaw:
Want a friend? [laughing]

[Meemaw turns into a typewriter]

Hurlan:
A computer!

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Sheriff:
I'm here to end Helen's cycle of abuse, even if I have to beat it out of her.

Doc:
Who's Hel -- Oh, Helen. She's not here no more.

Sheriff:
Don't cover for her! You stand in the way of my peace mission, you're gonna get popped!

[Doc flinches after Sheriff was about to punch him]

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Doc:
As long as Sheriff never finds his real wife in my closet, I'll milk the man cow and drink his cream for free.

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[after Sheriff spends the time of his life fantasizing and whipping Hurshe who's originally The Reverend]

The Reverend (as Hurshe):
Sheriff...just out of curiosity, and as a matter of insignificant small talk, what do people say about the Preacher behind his back again when he's not around? I forget.

Sheriff:
Come on. You know this! Now, everyone says Preacher's a sad, lonely deviant who'll suck anything that squirts, and eats floaters with a knife and fork.

The Reverend (as Hurshe):
They say that about me -- Him?

Sheriff:
Of course! Oh, why you crying, Hursh? I mean Psycho Mike?

The Reverend (as Hurshe):
[crying] Nothing. Just hit me.

Sheriff:
All right. Give me a minute to get hard.

The Reverend (as Hurshe):
You wouldn't say that stuff to Preacher's face!

Sheriff:
[scoffs] Bet I would!

The Reverend (as Hurshe):
Well, I'll go get him! The next person to walk through this door will be Preacher again!

[as Hurshe cries all the way to the door closed, The Reverend comes back as his original self into the room while crying]

The Reverend:
[cries] Hurshe said that you had something to say to my face.

Sheriff:
Preacher, what happened to your face?!

The Reverend:
Helen. She hit me!

Sheriff:
THAT'S IT! Confront this bully! ...Soon as I get hard. [growls angrily as he ripped his own pants]

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The Reverend (as Hurshe):
Preacher 'taint' around. I always wanted to gobble some knob on his desk.

Sheriff:
Isn't that technically a sin?

The Reverend (as Hurshe):
Oh. Well, then, dole out the punishment. Hit me with this, and call me Psycho Mike.

Sheriff:
You're a special lady, Hur-- I mean...Psycho Mike.

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The Reverend:
Hey, Lord. Just checking in. Uh, I've left you a message every day for the last -- My whole life! Maybe you could get back to me! You know, I'm thinking about ending it all. I'm pretty lonely. Okay. Cool, man. Talk to you later. Bye.

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Hambrosia:
[thinking] Where am I? I must have been knocked out. I probably tried more sick perversity against my poor husband, so he restrained me to protect me from my urges. Oh, what a sweet man.

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Doc:
Hey, I got that kidney you wanted. 300 bucks!

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TV Meemaw:
Do not tell Hurlan I need him to get me...one of these!

Hurlan:
Were would I not get one of those?

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Hurlan:
Urethra! Who's the idjit now?! I'm one step closer to finding him -- That's who!

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Doc:
You know about truth serum, right?

Sheriff:
I'd be lying if I said I do.

Doc:
Well, this right here is delusional serum. I can inject it into your eye's balls.

Sheriff:
Is this real?

Doc:
The doctor who sold it to me gave me a free trial first, then convinced me it was, so it has to be!

Doc:
And that doctor and I fell in love. Ain't that right, Helen? [quietly speaks to Helen] God, just say -- No, you say you're sorry!

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Sheriff:
The truth is, I'm in love with another woman. But I can't get out of my marriage!

Doc:
Well, that's simple! Just fantasize your wife is this other you love!

Sheriff:
Does that work?

Doc:
Works for Helen and me. [quietly speaks to Helen] What?! Just stand there!

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Doc:
Your rape kit is coming up negative.

Sheriff:
Oh, I know rape ain't real, Doc. "Rape, schmape" is the policeman's motto.

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Hambrosia:
Lord, cleanse me from my sins.

[Hambrosia pulls out a whip from the book]

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Hambrosia:
I thought later tonight, maybe I could give you a kiss on the cheek.

Sheriff:
I'm not a piece of meat. I've never felt so degraded! Your sick sexual urges are starting to scare me! You get off on that, you sick deviant?! You know, I don't feel safe here. I don't know when I'll be back!

[Sheriff leaves]

Hambrosia:
Why am I so dirty?!

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Boss Hoss:
If we harness his flub-uppery, we reap the fruits of his bungle.

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Boss Hoss:
[to TV Meemaw] I am telling you, It is the most significant task in Holler history, only we can't tell Hurlan! He'll just "fustercluck" it up the buttock. He's to idjit too be trusted.

Hurlan:
What? Trusted with what?

[Boss Hoss quickly hides the tv away]

Boss Hoss:
Nothing! I wasn't talking to anybody! I certainly wasn't having a serious discussion about a matter of great import with your Meemaw!

Hurlan:
Yes, you was! I'm gonna rewind you!

[Hurlan rewinds the videotape to bring the tv back what Hoss hided away, then there was another small button remote for the same TV in Meemaw's screen]

TV Meemaw:
There's nothing mysterious to see here, Hurlan!

Hurlan:
I ain't tater-brained, Meemaw!

TV Meemaw:
If you really weren't tater-brained, you'd ignore my plea begging you to don't go to my house to find my secret stash of tapes and follow the vital directive upon them!

Hurlan:
I'll smart you one better! I'm gon' go do do that! I'm gon' do-do all over everything!

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Hambrosia:
My brain is back. All it's powers! My rage.

Sheriff:
Hot cookies! Blow Hurlan into bits!

Hambrosia:
[growling] It won't work. My brain can't bear to see Hurlan get hurt.

Hambrosia's Brain:
Oh no!

Hambrosia:
Ugh! But I've got to put my anger somewhere!

[Hambrosia psychically puts her anger directly into Sheriff's crotch]

Sheriff:
Don't look at me there like that! Ohh!

[Sheriff's penis squirts out semen all over his face]

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