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Townsfolk:
"Hey, Doc, A snake bit me in the pecker, and I had to suck out the poison! Soon as I was done, I rushed over here."

Doc:
"What kind of snake was it?"

Townsfolk:
"Well, I can't remember. It was 9 months ago."

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

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[Mystery Man (Xavier) suddenly burn smoke out of his head]

Hambrosia:
This guy stinks like a colostomy tampon.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hambrosia:
Oh! Just a second! Don't come in!

Hambrosia's Mirror:
She just has her leg stuck in a bear trap!

Hambrosia:
I just have to chew off my leg! Raar, raar! Raar, raar! Just got to wait for my leg to grow back! [grunting]

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

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Chow Mein:
Hey, man, you better get rid of us. We're the bodies, man. You got to get rid of the evidence!

Cutter The Vet:
Relax. I got this. [pulls up two chopsticks getting ready to eat]

Chow Mein:
You're gonna get caught, man. We're a lot of Mein, man. You didn't order a beverage, man -- To wash us down?

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

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Hurlan:
I thought her heart would spread its legs just for me, but that affection hussy'll maternalize anything that moves.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

My Mommy The Crow:
Yeah! Run away! That's what your best at!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Sheriff:
A clue! "Ham" is short for "Hambrosia and Cheese," but who loves cheese sandwhiches?

Sheriff:
It's Hambrosia!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Sheriff:
Don't come in!

[imitates monkey screeching]

Sheriff:
There's a monkey loose in here! I just got to get rid of it in my meat grinder.

[imitates motor whirring]

Sheriff:
It's totally gone now.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

[Mystery Man (Xavier) spins his head]

Cutter the Vet:
Oh, that's Sheriff! He does that crazy head-turn trick at parties all the time.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Cutter the Vet:
Just a sec! I just got to process some pretty heavy feelings. Why?! Why?!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

The Reverend:
Don't open that door! Just give me a second! Taking a poo! It's sort of halfway out, so maybe I should try to push it back in!

[groaning]

The Reverend:
Okay, it's out.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurshe:
Who's talking about me? My bootyhole is burning!

Boss Hoss:
Hurshe! A omen has foretold the Holler's demise unless we can find the identity of this portentous nimrod.

Hurshe:
Well, my peckerdar ain't hard.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Boss Hoss:
I don't like being put in this kind of position.

Mystery Man (Xavier):
We all have positions we don't like. Up the butt.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Mystery Man (Xavier):
That all depends on who I am. I assure you, I am a proud member of this community. But if I tell you, you'll kill me.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Mystery Man (Xavier):
Sir, I purchased your Heartshe-Brand Chaw and was disabused upon something untoward therein.

Boss Hoss:
I admit, you got me by the meatiest and most tumorous part of my nads.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Boss Hoss's Tapes:
"Guess what?"

Boss Hoss:
Chicken butt?

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurshe:
Damn, Hambrosia. In your desperate suckin' at the teat of sanctitty, you killed my one way ticket to sleazy street.

Hurshe:
Just wait till she sinks her church-lovin' chompers into my revengewich...one cement on rye, hold the decency.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

[Sheriff got stabbed with a knife by Boss Hoss]

Sheriff:
I need back-up...to put a booby-trappin' bastard on trial for murder!

Sheriff:
T-Two counts.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Direne:
What is the secret? You dig it up yet? I just gotta know.

Reporter:
Ooh, no I'm really not interested. I-I just need some gas.

Direne:
Then piss off!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Reporter:
Hey, there. I just need some gas.

Direne:
Well, you better get your honky ass to a gas station.

Reporter:
Oh, I, uh, I thought I was at a gas station.

Direne:
Ooh, you thought. Smart-ass stranger sashay into town thinking...telling us what to thinks. Well I think you come into town to laugh at us like we your dancin' monkey.

Direne:
Wanna see me dance like a monkey, huh?

Reporter:
No, no. I just need gas.

Direne:
Oh, now you're too good to watch me dance like a monkey, huh?!

Reporter:
No. I-I'll watch you dance.

[Direne imitates like a monkey]

Direne:
I've never been so humiliated in my life.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
The world's butterflies are merely fighting back against those who seek to harm their kind by using their natural ability to bend the force of chaos to deliver fierce justice.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
His research has revealed that the Balinese use crushed butterfly skulls as a table seasoning, and a common beverage is Bali in butterfly tears, traditionally guzzled listening to Balinese disco, made from the screams of butterflies whose genitals are being rhytmically electrocuted.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
The war between butterflies and Bali dates back to prehistoric times, when Cave Balinese would eat the beating hearts of cave butterflies for good luck in their primitive butterfly insulting contests.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
When asked to comment, the entire population of Bali pretended to be asleep for six years to avoid discussing the issue.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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