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[as Vet's job was about to kill Hurlan, Hurlan's puppet shows up]

Jojo:
What are you doing?

Cutter the Vet:
Just doing my job. Butt out. I don't go to where you work and kick your pecker out of the slushy machine. Now piss off!

Jojo:
I think you're scared to look within.

[Vet rethinks his life for a second]

Cutter the Vet:
Will you help me look?

[Vet talks about his lifestyle]

Cutter the Vet:
I-I mean, it's a rewarding career. I get to travel and kill interesting people.

Jojo:
You are not your job.

Cutter the Vet:
When I'm rolling around in the gristle of my victims, it's like I'm really just trying to roll back the clock when I was a child.

Jojo:
I wrote a book about that.

[Jojo gives Vet a little book called "Knowledge"]

Jojo:
Let's play word association. Tree.

Cutter the Vet:
You sucked me dry, Hoss Heartshe! You used me! You acted like I was your son, but I-I'm not going to perpetuate the cycle of violence against your real son. I-I'm gonna become a-a healthy, happy, soaring spirit called...''Me''!

Jojo:
Oh, you never take me for granted. Let's you and me be a we and us.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurshe:
Use your science-y smarts to help me, Doc.

Doc:
But I don't know how to do nothing.

Hurshe:
You built that wife of yours.

Doc:
My brains ain't your slave!

[Hurshe lifts up Doc's front teeth]

Hurshe:
Well, then build me a slave!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Great Wisdom Tooth:
You have taken great strides to right your transgressions against my kind. However, I cannot find it in my heart to forgive you. Unless, see, uh, my daughter just got knocked up. Could you do me a solid pop off a quick abortion?

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hick Townfolk #2:
I'll take 'em. Thanks.

[puts his teeth into his crotch area]

Hick Townfolk #2:
You got any baby teeth? I'll take all you can spare.

Doc:
A-Actually, can I get those back? I think I'll take 'em on myself.

[Hick Townfolk showed his crotch again in his undies to Doc knowing where he puts all his teeth at]

Hick Townfolk #2:
Belly up to the bar.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

[Hambrosia talks about a clothing hanger in the court]

Hambrosia:
This here is the crude contraption that Doc used for his twisted yoinkings. I don't recognize it neither, but apparently city folk are known to hang their clothes up or some such nonsense.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hick Townfolk:
Sorry, Doc, but getting rid of that thing was the best decision I ever made. Gave me the freedom to become the man I am today.

Hick Townfolk:
Iffin' it were white, my family might accept it, but I can't trust no tartar baby next to my girls.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Court Judge:
Who will represent Hambrosia Heartshe in the homicide of a despicable dentist who definitely deserve to die?

The Reverend:
I will. I will prove this woman could not murdered Doc because she was with me the night she murdered that terrible man.

The Reverend:
We was discussing how I would say anything to get me off a person who killed a dirty D.D.S.

Court Judge:
Whoever's takin' this feller on better muster a tall stack of balls.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Sheriff:
Honey, I know our marriage has often to always been devoid of love, at least on my end. But now I think we have a second chance.

[Sheriff opens the case which turns out to be hand-cuffs]

Sheriff:
Because you're under arrest for the murder of Doc.

Sheriff:
You get the death penalty, and it'll gives us the distance we need to keep our relationship fresh.

Hambrosia:
If they execute me, I'll be the greatest martyr alive.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hambrosia:
Sugar, we got to talk about the secret.

Sheriff:
Look, I only slept with your sister damn near 40 times!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Direne:
This chowder tastes different today.

Hick:
Yeah. I've been shooting blanks.

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added 1 year ago

Hurlan:
My teeth is a hurtin' bad. It done turn against me. Can you help me.

[Doc hits him with a rubbery chicken]

Doc:
I tain't no dirty dentist! I'd rather be a dog's dong slit than a D.D.S.

Hurlan:
Can you just pull my tooth out?

Doc:
Dentistry is frowned upon this Holler. It's illegal, immoral, sinful, knee to the nuts of God to pull rotten teeth.

Doc:
Unless, uh, you got 300 bucks?

Hurlan:
Oh. Uh...

[Hurlan starts to sexually pat his butt again]

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Bar Redneck:
Hey, Hursh, You got 28 seconds to give me some of your famous sloppy butthole sex?

Hurshe:
Not now. I heard Doc's doing under-the-table tooth removals. If I get all my chompers pulled, I can charge triple for oral.

Hurshe:
I'll gum my way to fiscal solvency. My mouth will put my ass out of business. It's the only responsible strategy for long-term "Suckcess." Out of my way.

Bar Redneck:
...I'll suck you.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Sheriff:
I'd like nothing more than to see your ass slide while I look the other way, but I'm all out of other cheeks to turn.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hambrosia:
I got an impacted molar and I's too lazy to care for it. Could you pull it out for me?

Doc:
You can pay me in cash or gash or in meaningful fellowship, which I call ass.

Hambrosia:
How bout I pay you INJUSTICE?! [pulls up a gun in her purse and shoots Doc]

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurshe:
Now that I know you love me for who I am, I can finally take my makeup off and be the real me.

[Hurshe wipes her makeup which turns her into an older version]

Old Hurshe:
So, what do you think, you wanna do my mouth from behind or behind from my mouth?

Sheriff:
I forgot what marriage does to women.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Doc:
Free guts!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurshe:
I instituted a punch-card system. Every 10th hump, my customers get a free punch in the yogurt.

Boss Hoss:
You got to think bigger, Hursh.

Hurshe:
I'm modernizing! My mouth's going green. I'm selling cage-raised B.J.s, whore moans free! And I's composting in all my holes.

Boss Hoss:
You got to keep your eye on the future.

Hurshe:
[short pause] ...Made my herpes sores a wi-fi spot?

Boss Hoss:
Ain't you late for your 3:00?

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Sheriff:
Glad y'all fellers is still debating this vital issue. Have you broached the merits of choking? Oh. Oh, well, let me --

[Sheriff starts to choke Hurlan]

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurlan:
I got this burning desire to doctor everything I see! Can I be a doctor like you?

Doc:
Everybody thinks this job is so easy! You know how many documents you got to falsify to become a registered doctor? And the workload? I got three accidental hysterectomies scheduled for later today. You -- You -- You got to stay drunk and high all the time and swallow every pill in sight! What's wrong with me?

Hurlan:
[disorted voice] You gonna die?

Doc:
Thanks for being straight with me.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hambrosia:
[thinking] What have I done to my sister?!

White Dwarf:
Push those thoughts out of your head. Push! Push! Push!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

White Dwarf:
Mommy, it is I, your master and child. I am the real white dwarf, and I have a plan to die-stroy your sister's lil' snatch squatter in the 99th die-mester.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hambrosia:
Honey, guess what? I am also pregnant with Hurlan's child!

Sheriff:
That's impossible. You were born without lady parts. It's all in your head.

Hambrosia:
It's in my head? It's in my head? THE BABY'S IN MY HEAD?!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurshe:
You know what, Daddy? This is the most time we've ever spent together. I bet Hambrosia's so jealous.

Boss Hoss:
No, she isn't.

Hurshe:
YES, SHE IS!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Grinder:
You should never leave a mark on your kids. That's why I carry an orange in a sock.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

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