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[Gary Bunda tries attract a woman by using Greg's hat to blend in but failed miserably] Gary Bunda (as Greg): Hey. What's up? Bar Woman #2: Hey. Gary Bunda (as Greg): Your breath stinks like shit. Gary Bunda (as Greg): Yeah. And you got orange teeth like you've been chewing on those cut-rate corn chips, huh? What, are you too poor to afford the good ones? Bar Woman #2: Oh f* you. [slaps Gary] Greg: What did my twin brother just tell you? He is so rude. Let me get you away from this man. Gary Bunda (as Greg): You made me insult a woman. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell** Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Greg: I want you to go over there and crush her self-esteem so she feels like garbage, and then she'll think you're the champ. Gary Bunda: Yeah. Greg: You got your peacock on? Gary Bunda: Yeah! Um...I was gonna do, um...I'm Tater-Tots-In-My-Ears guy. Greg: No. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Gary Bunda: [to Eddie] Okay, listen, alright? You're talking too much about yourself. Ask her questions about herself. Gary Bunda: Hey, lady, you want some tater tots? Bar Woman: Alright. Okay. [The Bar Woman leaves] Gary Bunda: See? Eddie: Don't. Gary Bunda: She said no. Eddie: What are you doing? Gary Bunda: But I learned something about her. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Eddie: There, uh...there aren't many, uh, women where I'm from. Bar Woman: Oh, that's weird. Eddie: [chuckles] What do you do? Bar Woman: Um, retail. Eddie: Oh, You know who's got a tail? Bar Woman: No. Eddie: [whines] The Devil! Gary Bunda: Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. Eddie: I'm from hell. I'm doing very good, okay? Gary Bunda: No, you're not. I can see from across the room. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Claude: I remember a lot of things about that night, and...I'd like them not to be memories anymore. I'd like them to be present-tense happenings. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Claude: Hey. How's it going, Joanne? Joanna: A -- Joanna. Claude: Joanna. That's what I said. Remember me? Joanna: Yeah, Claude, I-I remember. Claude: You don't have a limp, do you? Joanna: You got all those those texts I sent from the hospital, right? Claude: My phone had a virus. Malware. But I tried to send you texts for the last eight years, Joanna. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[Gary uses one of Greg's supplies to disguise himself for true love] Gary Bunda: Okay, am I handsome? Am I handsome? How do I look? [Gary turns into a kid] Benji: Hey, partner. I got some pogs here in my pocket. You guys still like pogs? Gary Bunda (as kid): Gross, Benji! It's Gary! Benji: Oh, sorry, Gary. Didn't know you were in there. [chuckles] I just was feeling a connection. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[Joanna tries to kill herself by falling off her window] Claude: Oh. Are you -- Are you okay? Joanna: [groans] Claude: You're good. She's good. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Joanna: Want to go get breakfast or something? Claude: Uh... Joanna: Wait, did you just look at her? Claude: Who? Joanna: Oh, you think she's prettier than me. Claude: There's literally no one here. Joanna: WAS I JUST A ONE-NIGHT STAND TO YOU?! Claude: What? We didn't even hook up! Joanna: I'M KILLING MYSELF BECAUSE I TRULY LOVE YOU! Claude: No. Don't do that, Joanne. Joanna: JOANNA! Claude: I-I was gonna say that. You cut me off. That's rude on your part. I know I might be wrong to leave, but that's rude. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Joanna: Where are you going? Claude: Oh, um, hey, did you see my other penny loafer up there? Joanna: I hid it in the ceiling so you wouldn't leave without saying goodbye. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Satan: You pathetic shts actually think that there's someone up there that loves you, truly loves you? Alright. Satan:* I'm gonna give you assholes 48 hours at the surface. Gary Bunda: Yeah! Go to the top. Satan: See how much true love there is for you up there. Go find it! Gary Bunda: Gentleman's weekend in Thailand! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[The employees saw William get snatch by her wife, Sheila on a demon bird sending them to the real world] Satan: Alright, alright. Nothing to see. It's over. Gary Bunda: What just happened?! Satan: True love, alright? So, everyone just, uh, go back to your sloppy todds. Gary Bunda: Is he gone? Like, gone gone. Claude: True love can get us out of here? Satan: Yeah. [The employees were surprised and excited] Satan: It's a big deal, okay? 'Cause they've got to, like, crawl through a tree stump and beat up a troll and then, like, swim through a bunch of throw-up. It's -- Gary Bunda: I had a girlfriend who said that she truly loved me, um, but that she wasn't, like, in truly, love with me. And then she had complications with her car. And the steering wheel was all wonky. Satan: She was f*ing your brother, Jeff? Gary Bunda: Yeah. Satan: Yeah. Gary Bunda: Yeah, I found out about the later. [Benji raises his hand] Satan: Uh, no, Benji. A boy that you raped doesn't count. Nice try, though. Benji: Aw. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell** Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Todd: Gary! Gary Bunda: Todd? Todd: Oh, you got to get me out of here, man! Gary Bunda: Alright! Sloppy Todd Tuesday. Todd: [crying] Gary! Gary Bunda: [singing] Sloppy Todd Tuesday, Gary's favorite day. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Gary Bunda: Pretty certain somebody farted in the lemonade, which is actually a relief 'cause it wasn't straight pee-pee. Gary Bunda: You know, the fart kind of added a sort of spicy end to it, which is pretty good. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[The Cleaning Woman reveals to be Jett Copperhead the whole time] Gary Bunda: Oh, sht! What happened to her?! What did you do to her?! What did you do?! Rosalina?! [Gary screams in surprisement and fear] Satan:* Press the down button, please. Gary Bunda: I can't stop screaming I can't stop screaming! Who am I gonna be? Who am I -- Who am I gonna be? [Gary tries to rips his face to see if he's a different person] Who am I gonna -- I think I'm me. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Gary Bunda: [to Cleaning Woman] So, yo quiero -- Like, you -- Yo quiero...to, um, you know what I'm trying to say? You quier -- Do you like to clean, eh? Do you like to clean, eh? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Jett Copperhead: Hey, beelzeboob. I never wanted kids in the first place! Gary Bunda: We still have his precious cleaning woman. Cleaning Woman: Que Sucio. Satan: Oh, god. Get her ass out of here. Gary Bunda: [to Cleaning Woman] Alright, quit it. Quit it. It's supposed to be dirty. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[Claude throws Jett's wife and kids into the lava] Claude: Watch your step. Come on, guys. Don't worry. It's fake. Just go. Alright, buddy. Life's an illusion. Alright. [South Dakota whips Claude] Hey! Come on, South Dakota. There you go. [Claude comes back to tell Satan that Jett's family are gone] Satan: You watch. Jett Copperhead: Do it. Satan: It's gonna happen. Claude: I, uh, murdered the boys and the mother. Satan: Why? Claude: You just told me to. Satan: I got nothing! I was bluffing! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Satan: Alright, Jett! You leave me no choice! Claude -- Jett Copperhead: Okay, alright! Fine! Satan: What? Jett Copperhead: Do it. Satan: Oh, we -- We are doing it. Jett Copperhead: Do it. Satan: We're doing it. Jett Copperhead: I hope you do. Satan: We are! Jett Copperhead: Good! Satan: Gonna happen. Jett Copperhead: Do it. Satan: We're gonna do it. Jett Copperhead: Okay. Satan: We're doing it. Jett Copperhead: Yeah, do it. Satan: We're -- We're doing it! Jett Copperhead: Do it. Satan: Claude -- Jett Copperhead: Do it. Satan: We -- We're doing it. Jett Copperhead: Good. Satan: We're already doing it. Jett Copperhead: Do it. Satan: [to Claude] Don't do it. Satan: We're doing it! I just -- We got to -- Jett Copperhead: Do you want me to do it? Satan: We're doing it! [to Claude] Do it. Claude: Do it? Satan: Do it. Jett Copperhead: Do it. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Satan: Alright, Jett! I've got your wife and both your kids. I am gonna dump your family in the lava -- Gary Bunda: We also have your cleaning woman. And you're gonna need to get another. Your house is gonna get all dirty, and you're gonna -- – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[Satan's tongue magically pulls out colored scarves] Gary Bunda: Do you want me to go get the nurse? So many scarves! [laughs] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Claude: It says he'll possess ultimate powers of through death. Satan: No, no, no. No, no. "Until death". The clause always says until death. Claude: Yeah, "Until" was crossed out and changed to "Through". It's initialed. Satan: [angry] Are you telling me this backwoods idiot has powers equal to mine, and there's nothing I can do about it? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[Satan shows up and sees Gary trapped in a box of swords] Satan: What's up? Gary Bunda: Oh, we had him. We had him for a little bit, but then... Satan: He asked you to volunteer, didn't he? Gary Bunda: Yeah. Satan: Yeah. Gary Bunda: And I did. I wanted to be in the show. You know, but then I don't think he's coming back. I don't think he's gonna finish this trick. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Claude: Satan wants us to skin you...and turn you inside out...and add a bunch of nerve endings to you, so you're gonna feel what we're about to do to you even more. Jett Copperhead: Yeah, I understand. That makes sense. Sure. Gary Bunda: But can I ask you one question before I stick this in your penis? How did you put boobies on a man? [Jett magically stand next to Gary in back of him] Jett Copperhead: Just a little thing called misdirection. Gary Bunda: What?! How did you do that? [Gary saw Claude that got magically transported to a torture machine that Jett was in] Claude: Doesn't matter how he did it! Fix it! Do something! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago

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