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Narrator:
Innoncent bystanders were so amused, they took the act on the road.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Indian Mobster:
This is what western infidels get!

Severed Head:
Is that all you got, cha-cha? [laughs and yawns]

Indian Mobster:
Shut up and die, you infidel pig dog.

Severed Head:
Uh, correction -- chicken dog. Bawk-bawk. [smooches]

Indian Mobster:
You are making me angry.

Severed Head:
And you have schmutz on your dress. Bonk! Gotcha! Bawk-bawk, playa!

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
On the eve of their 50th anniversary, the simple Balinese maiden revealed her deepest shame to her husband -- that she was a corpse herself filled with bees, who sent her there on a mission to prove to butterflies once and for all that the true nature of the universe is chaos and is beautiful and must never be defiled again.

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He even began to enjoy seasoning his food with butterfly skulls and dance to the disco forged from the screams of his kind.

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Naturally, his butterfly brethren were devastated by the betrayal.

[The butterfly shoots himself]

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And Highbury, he never was able to find the love that seemed to come so effortlessly to others.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
They needed Highbury to create a Butterfly Man -- a human puppet secretly controlled by butterflies, sent to ingratiate himself to the Balinese and then slowly take over the country until he was in a position to crush it from within.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
After months of having his every twisted whim sated just to feel anything at all. Highbury required increasingly exotic pleasures, a sickness culminating in the most perverse craving of all time -- The desire to experience true love.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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The welt that developed on her back represented the price of justice, a gnarled and righteous cause, the lunch lady was happy to correct.

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Narrator:
And yet. At Shivering Middle School, whenever a scoundrel snaps the blind girl's bra, Principal Gail Alonka makes everyone line up and pop a snap until the culprit can be, recognized, identified, found.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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The Reverend:
I will put the fear of God into you!

[cuts to the next scene where The Reverend dressing up as God]

The Reverend:
Some real fear of God.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hambrosia:
You poor people are being manhandled into evil!

[Jacket gets up after getting shot]

Jacket:
Is she part of this, too? Oh, this is getting saucy.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

[after Meemaw's hands were blown up from Hurshe's suicide]

Meemaw:
This is finally getting interesting!

[cuts to the next scene in Direne's liquor]

Direne:
[bored] When are things gonna get interesting?

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hambrosia:
I've got to go tell the poor, innocent, depraved preverts in town.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

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Sheriff:
I wanted to be the one to defile her till death do us part. [crying]

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

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Hurshe:
You done run out of pud. You were shooting some 3-alarm-chili-type funk.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

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Hurshe:
We used to be a fairy tale. You were my dapper crapper and I your steamy bowl. But I'm a proud, liberated human toilet and I deserve more disrespect than your can can unload unto my heart.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Preacher:
Hang on. One moment. I'm being handed a note. I have breaking news. I hate to be the one to report this, but according to many verified sources, it appears that God is dead.

Dr. Highbury:
[quietly] Yes!

Preacher:
He was placed in a choke hold by police as he slept.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Jacket:
Give me all your money, whitey!

Direne:
What're you gonna do with it?

Jacket:
I'm gonna buy a piece of ass.

Direne:
I can cracker you off a piece of something sweet...right here.

Jacket:
I'm a negro, I'm warning you.

Sheriff:
You get your big black lips off of that slerrpiwench!

[Sheriff shoots Jacket]

Direne:
No! Wait! You idjit! That was my hubby! We was just playing our sick little sex game! He's dead!

Sheriff:
I'm sorry! Perhaps you and I could seek solace in the comfort of one another's respective orafi?

[Direne betrayed his husband and fell in love with Sheriff]

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurshe:
[sobbing] I'm disgusting! I'm so dirty! Oh, I'm so...dirty. Mmm, yeah...

[cuts to the Sheriff jerking off while seeing Hurshe seducing herself inside his gun, then cuts to Meemaw controlling him to jerk off with her voodoo doll of Sheriff]

Meemaw:
See? He's a philandermonkey.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

[Random confetti shows up in Hurshe's room after Hurshe snatching Clem's money]

Clem:
Wow! Am I your millionth customer?

Hurshe:
[thinking] Has it been that many? I thought I was gonna do it just one time to pay for college. I could've graduated by now. But instead, I'm the vagidictorian.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

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Clem:
I just lucked into some pocket scratch, and you're the itch I want to spew it on!

Hurshe:
Well, my crotch filet may not be rare, but it does come with a side of "succatush."

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurshe:
Entre you!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Sheriff:
What's it do?

Doc:
Let's turn it on and find out.

[Doc turns on the machine]

Machine:
Power on. [whirring]

Sheriff:
Some kind of drawing machine.

[The machine drawed poop, while Hurlan touches the drawing then sniffs on it with his finger]

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Doc's Heart:
When you press your lips on mine, run your fingers through my hair.

Doc:
Hair? Man, sometimes I don't know if relationships are worth the hassle.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Doc:
My god! You're dying!

Clem:
I am?

Doc:
I got to remove your eyes now or you won't live! Here's $50 bucks. [pulls up $5 bucks]

[after putting Clem's eyes on his talking heart]

Doc's Heart:
You're more beautiful than I ever could have imagined. Kiss my lips.

Doc:
You, uh...You don't have any lips.

[Doc walks back to the bar to Clem to remove his lips]

Doc:
You got lip cancer. You can't see it, but I better remove them.

Clem:
Give me another $50?

Doc:
I can do $40.

[after walking back to Doc's office, putting Clem's lips onto his talking heart again]

Doc's Heart:
I am quivering with anticipation.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

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