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[Satan and his employees tries to flip the christian cross cage sending them free]

Satan:
Jett! Now the cross are upside down.

Jett Copperhead:
Sh*t. I didn't know that that was a thing.

Satan:
Yeah. It's a thing.

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Jett Copperhead on TV:
Now, some big-city liberals, they'll tell you, "Hey, he ain't real." But I'm here to tell you that he is.

Gary Bunda:
I think it's gonna be a dragon.

Jett Copperhead on TV:
And I think y'all know who I'm talking about...

Gary Bunda:
Or a gorilla. That'd be sweet.

Satan:
No, no. Jett, don't do it. Don't!

[Jett magically transported Satan, Gary, and Claude from the backstage into a demon cage out of thin air revealing the trick]

Jett Copperhead:
Speak of the devil! Whoo! I got me Satan and two of his little goblins in a cage!

Jett Copperhead:
Do not be alarmed, for this cage is lined with christian crosses to help us double cross the ultimate double crosser.

Jett Copperhead:
I need you to say with me. "Give Jett his soul back."

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Jett Copperhead:
Looks like junior's got Dad's phone. Oh, and he's sending Mama a text. Check your phone, Mama. Are you receiving a text?

Pregnant Woman:
Yes. "Goo, goo, gah, gah. Can I borrow the keys to the car"?

Husband:
Get that f***ing cellphone out of my wife.

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Jett Copperhead:
...If they have a lactation room! Whoo-wee!

[Jett pulls off the citizen's shirt wearing ladies' bra]

Gary Bunda:
Oh, snap! Oh, snap!

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[Gary talks about Jett Copperhead]

Gary Bunda:
He's gonna end racism.

Satan:
What?

Gary Bunda:
He can make you any color, man. So, you don't like to be chinese anymore? Boom, boom, boom. He makes you white.

Claude:
That's racist.

Gary Bunda:
It ends racism. He makes everybody the same.

Claude:
No.

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Jett Copperhead:
Now, sir, you hate black people. Is that correct?

Citizen:
No, no, no. No, that's not true. No, no, no.

Jett Copperhead:
[laughing] Oh. Come on, sir. You flying with the Jett now. Do you hate black people?

Citizen:
Just a little. I mean, you know, the bad ones.

Jett Copperhead:
Just the bad ones.

Jett Copperhead:
I guess you're gonna have to learn how to hate yourself. Copperhead!

[Jett puts a KKK mask on the citizen's head which transforms his face into a black guy]

Jett Copperhead:
It looks like you just found yourself some rhythm.

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Satan:
Uh, who's got a pen?

Jett Copperhead:
Anybody got a pen?

Gary Bunda:
I don't have a pen.

Jett Copperhead:
Pen? No? Oh, I think I know where one is.

[Jett magically pulls the pen out of Gary's butt]

Jett Copperhead:
Dipstick! [laughs] Whoa. Looks like you're a quart low.

[Gary sniffs the pen]

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[Jett gives one of his kid's souls to sign for the devil on backstage]

Jett Copperhead:
Alright, sign here, Dakota.

North Dakota:
Right here?

Jett Copperhead:
Alright. I just want you to initial there. Yeah.

South Dakota:
I want to sign.

Jett Copperhead:
No. Not you, South Dakota. You're good, you understand me? You're not signing anything, baby. You're my precious, little boy.

Jett Copperhead:
[to North Dakota] Did you sign that?

North Dakota:
Yeah.

Jett Copperhead:
Okay. [to South Dakota] My precious, precious boy --

Jett's Wife:
Honey? Why does this talk about our immortal soul?

Jett Copperhead:
Baby, don't read that. It's just life insurance. You know how them pinheaded lawyers are. "In the known universe," "In perpetuity," blah, blah, blah.

Jett's Wife:
It just says that the cleaning lady has to sign, so I just didn't --

Jett Copperhead:
Hey, what can I say? She's like family to me.

Jett's Wife:
Right? She is.

Jett Copperhead:
I want to have an umbrella of safety for everyone.

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Jett Copperhead:
I just need one more month of magic. That's it. Just one more month. I got to leave something for my kids!

Satan:
One more month. I want one more soul. One of your kids.

Jett Copperhead:
Come on! I only got the two!

Claude:
And your wife. Price just went up.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, yeah. And your cleaning woman, as well. And I'd also like some merch because I'm really starting to think that bobbleheads is a cool collection.

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Satan:
It's time to come home, Jett. Maybe you got some sleeping pills to take with that booze.

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Satan:
Did you put your savings in a low-cost index fund as I had suggested?

Jett Copperhead:
[crying] I bet it all on a basketball game!

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Jett Copperhead:
I made an old gal disappear, and I can't get her back. I mean, did you have to make my powers go away in the middle of a ding-dang show?

Satan:
Four years was the ding-dang deal, Jett. Should've kept a day planner.

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Satan:
Jett. Wake up.

Jett Copperhead:
Oh, hey!

[Gary kicks Jett's hand for Satan's protection]

Gary Bunda:
Just don't go anywhere near him!

Satan:
Don't touch me.

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Satan:
I'm such an asshole.

Gary Bunda:
[laughs] You are a f***ing asshole.

Satan:
[offended]

Gary Bunda:
...I respect you.

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Gary Bunda:
I know what a computer is, Claude.

Claude:
Do you, Gary? Then what is it?

Gary Bunda:
It's a typewriter with porn in it.

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Jett Copperhead:
For all that you have done for this country, Copperhead!

[Jett puts the disarmed arms from the park woman and put the parts as legs for the retired veteran]

Jett Copperhead:
Now, I want you to stand up.

Jimmy:
I can't stand so good.

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Jett Copperhead:
Ma'am! Ma'am! You support the troops, don't you?

Park Woman:
Well, yeah, but I'm just here running.

Jett Copperhead:
Hey. It's only gonna take a second, okay? You stand right there. And I need you to relax.

Park Woman:
Okay.

Jett Copperhead:
This is only gonna take a second. Ooh! Breathe in for me, Amy.

[Jett rips both of the park woman's arms]

Jett Copperhead:
Kapoohame!

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Jett Copperhead:
What's your name, son?

Jimmy:
Jimmy.

Jett Copperhead:
Jimmy. And how'd you lose your legs, Jimmy? Gulf War? Vietnam?

Jimmy:
Diabetes.

Jett Copperhead:
Diabetes. The most american disease there is.

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Gary Bunda:
You know how they say that all dogs go to heaven? They don't. Sometimes they go to hell.

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Satan:
You like dogs, Gary?

Gary Bunda:
Puppies!

[cuts to the next scene where Gary has a hard time trying to communicate with a dog]

Gary Bunda:
Lick your balls. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if that's a problem with your moral compass.

Gary Bunda:
I'm still waiting on an angel. It feels like I've been here 45 minutes waiting on an angel, unless they don't waste one on stupid dogs!

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Satan:
You know, Gar, I don't think I can trust you on shoulders.

Gary Bunda:
That's cool 'cause uh, I have been meaning to say this to you for a while, but I think you're a good guy, but I don't think I've had the best management. And I don't think you're the best manager.

Gary Bunda:
I just felt like I needed to say that.

Satan:
Hmm.

Gary Bunda:
Give you some feedback. I'm glad this is an open work environment.

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Claude:
My work order said that my guy had been annoyed for months.

Gary Bunda:
How'd you get a work order?

Claude:
I just asked for one.

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[Gary finally killed the Angel's domain and shows the Satan and employees how he does it]

Gary Bunda:
I guess I'll be sleeping on a goose-down pillow tonight. Hey, let's put it up on the screen. I want to see it. I want all you guys to see how I made a guy jump off a building because of what I said to him.

[shows the first part of the video where Gary drops Satan's Angel slayer]

Gary Bunda:
Just fast-forward past this part.

[shows another part of the video where there's another guy having Claude on his shoulder standing next to the man who spits on people]

Claude:
Come on. Push him. They'll think he slipped.

[Erick pushes spitting guy off the building]

Erick:
STOP SPITTING LOOGIES ON PEOPLE!

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[Gary tries to kill the angel by grabbing the Angel's ring]

Gary Bunda:
I just wanted to say thank you so much for teaching me about the righteous path. It really worked out for me...while I was down in hell!

Angel #2:
Happy to help. Stay on your side, Gary.

Gary Bunda:
No! I want to pray together, Ollie...Tabooger. What kind of name is that? Is it Scotch Irish?

Gary Bunda:
You know, I was thinking maybe you could change your name to You'll-Eat-A-Damn-Booger!

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