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Claude:
Is that Psyklone?

Kamal:
And the Thin Twins, yes.

Claude:
I'm gonna go introduce myself.

Dizzay:
Man, are you crazy? Sit your ass down.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

[One of the Thin Twins burning the rock]

Kamal:
He's burning that rock. That rock was already on fire!

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Gary Bunda:
I've had the Sherbet, I've had the Cherry-Chocolate Chip, I've had the Black Raspberry, I've had the Rum Raisin, I've had the Vanilla, I've had the Caramel Swirl, I've had the Strawberry Pistachio. It's like the nut, right? Does it have any nuts in it? I don't remember.

Ice Cream Man:
You've burned through all of our sample spoons.

Gary Bunda:
Why don't you just, uh, rinse a couple of these off, huh? How hard is that?

Gary Bunda:
The samples are free, though, right?

Ice Cream Man:
Yes.

Gary Bunda:
See, that's where I got you legally. Please bear with me, and let me get just one more run of all of them.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

[Satan tries to bring back Gary by using Gary's Summon word]

Satan:
Schmickler83. Schmickler83! Nothing.

Kamal:
[nervously] Maybe his file is corrupt.

Satan:
Only your buddy, Gary? Only his files are corrupted?

Kamal:
Yeah.

Satan:
Why don't I believe you, Kamal?

Kamal:
Please, don't turn my hands into dicks, whatever you do. I just don't want -- Please --

[Satan turns Kamal's hands into dicks]

Satan:
I turned them into flaming dicks, but the dicks are burning already. And...I'm distracted. I'm sorry. That -- They should've just been regular dicks. I'm sorry they're burnt.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Dizzay:
Well, don't piss on me. That's wide open over there.

Kamal:
I'm sorry, but I really can't piss unless someone is watching.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Benji:
Yeah, the Gary's completely M.I.A. They dredged the lake of lost souls for him.

Spider:
Lagooooon...[laughs]

Benji:
Nope. He's not in The Diarrhea Lagoon, either. I'm telling you, I'm worried about the guy. [chuckles] Hey, what are doing back there?

Spider:
Eggs. [laughs]

Benji:
[laughs] Laying eggs? Okay, then.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Claude:
What the hell! You're eyes should've been ripped out hours ago!

Eddie:
I know, I know. I was able to chew my legs off by myself, but I-I can't get my teeth around my eyes.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Satan:
Grand-prize winner of Soul-apalooza is...Gary.

Satan:
I'm [tiger roar] with you. It's Claude. Yeah, baby.

Claude:
It's all for you, Satan.

Satan:
Come get the water, man. All the water you can take. I mean drink. Have you ever been waterboarded?

Claude:
What?

[Claude starts to get waterboarded in the office]

Satan:
Yeah. Has anyone done this before? Wikipedia keeps taking the instructions down.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

[Gary's voice mail on Kamal's phone]

Gary Bunda:
I'm sorry, K-dawg. I couldn't steal Claude's souls. They were right there for me to take, like a bunch of innocent young girls, alright, but it's just not the Gary Way.

Gary Bunda:
I'm back up top. I've still got a couple of hours left. Satan never specified they had to be human souls, so this guy's going to the pet store. Booyah-ka-sha!

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

[Kamal gives Gary a USB hard drive of a severed thumb version]

Gary:
[screams] No! What did you do to him? What did you do?

Kamal:
[laughs] It's a thumb drive. Get it? Like thumb? Like, look.

Gary Bunda:
That's so cute.

Kamal:
It is a real thumb, though.

[Gary drops the thumb drive]

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Kamal:
I came here, and somebody helped me, showed me around, cushioned the blow, and that person was you, Gary.

Gary Bunda:
It was me.

Kamal:
Yeah, it was you, and that's the problem. You're too damn nice.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Kamal:
Remember me when I got here? I was Muslim. No virgin, no date tree, no river of milk.

Gary Bunda:
Just a bunch of dirty milk in the field.

Kamal:
It's not -- It's clean milk, Gary.

Gary Bunda:
Fish just flopping around --

Kamal:
There's no fish in the milk, Gary. You're overlooking the virgins and dates.

Gary Bunda:
Virgins aren't good in bed. Dates are dumb apples.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Gary Bunda:
Well, I still got four more hours left, and this gonna be one hell of a horse race, boy, 'cause I'm riding a cheetah.

[cuts to the next scene where Gary lays down on the floor in misery in Kamal's office]

Kamal:
Okay, so what? Claude has a few thousand souls.

Gary Bunda:
680,000 souls. He's so much better than me. He's so much more traditionally handsome.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Claude:
"Gary -- I farted, " And that's multiple times throughout the day out loud to various people you didn't know. It's also written in there, just "Pfft."

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Claude:
Someone named Gary Coolboobs signed up for our service. I wonder who that could be.

Gary Bunda:
I'm not Gary Coolboobs, but if I was, then I wouldn't want someone to be reading my private thoughts.

[The Swaggerchat website literally copy Gary's words while he talks]

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Claude:
Swaggerchat.com. I created it. It tweets transcripts of your conversations in exchange for your soul. You see, no one ever reads the terms and conditions.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Kyle:
How do I get to earth?

Kamal:
I can take care of that.

[Kamal transports Kyle somewhere on earth]

Gary Bunda:
Just like I felt a gust of wind.

Kamal:
Yeah. Look, I just send him to the middle of China.

Gary & Kamal:
[laughter]

Gary Bunda:
Seriously, though, keep track of him because he seemed pretty into it.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Kamal:
Gary, you know you're not supposed to bring mortals down here.

Gary Bunda:
Ah, this is Kyle. He is a definite maybe. What do you say, my big boy? Huh, you like it?

Kyle:
I'll think about it.

Gary Bunda:
[menacing] That's not what you said at the Slipknot show.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Gary Bunda:
Right over here is where Jeffery Dahmer used to sit until they made him crawl up inside own penis.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Gary Bunda:
And with your signature, there's gonna be loads of things that become available, like the fun zone!

[shows the Fun Zone as a broken place]

Gary Bunda:
With the cellphone pictures, I'm gonna have to say no. It's the one rule we got. I said it before, and I can --

Kyle:
What's that?

[cuts to the scene where an employee is tied up with a giant spider]

Gary Bunda:
We better go.

[The Spider then masturbates as he watches them]

Gary Bunda:
And we're walking.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Lucas:
You're telling me I'm gonna get $100,000 and all I have to do is burn in hell for an eternity?

Gary Bunda:
That's all you have to do.

Lucas:
Where do I sign?

Gary Bunda:
Oh, thank you! Thank you so much! Oh, yes. Just sign right there.

Lucas:
No, dumbass. Do you understand I have a chance to win $1 million, and all I have to do is click on this ad for swaggerchat.com?

Gary Bunda:
Swaggerchat.com? What does that do?

Lucas:
It tweets transcripts of all your conversations. [reads on computer] "Lucas -- It tweets transcripts of all your conversations." Boom. That just blasted on the worldwide web.

Gary Bunda:
Dude, that sounds, uh, awesome. What is a tweet?

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Gary Bunda:
I got you triple sec. They only had coconut, but -- [sees Dizzay selling a soul from a homeless man] Diz! Come on, man. You saw me talking to him.

Dizzay:
I didn't see your name on him.

Gary Bunda:
It's rude to write your name on a human.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Young Wife:
Don't you want juicy? Yes, you do.

Gary Bunda (as Baby):
You know, actually, I'm good on juice. You know, Satan loves kids, and not just to eat. And if you could maybe hit my ass with that wet wipe over there, we could talk about if Hell's right for you.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

[Gary Bunda tries to convince old people at a retirement home]

Gary Bunda:
Who wants to be young again? Imagine all night at the club, drinking and dancing, pretty, tight, young people grinding against you, you know? I mean, not so much him, but there's a clipboard going around.

[cuts to the next scene where he get kicked out at the retirement home showing the security guard that the old people have tried to sign they're souls]

Gary Bunda:
You can tell a lot about a person by their handwriting. I'm sorry. I'll give you your space.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

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