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Cutter the Vet: Dear Lord, I hit rock bottom. I called the sex hotline, and they decline my credit card, so I turn to you. What are you wearing? Is it low-cut? – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[as Hambrosia and Hurshe's private hair are enjoying the time of their life, The Reverend runs in to stop it] The Reverend: Stop rubbing your love in face! It's a lie anyhow! Pull your puppet hand out of the ass of his heartstrings! Hamborsia: No! He loves me! [referring to Sheriff] The Reverend: Prove it. He's been practicing enough. Let's hear it from him himself. [to Hambrosia] Not you -- Him! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Direne (as Hambrosia): I kissed my "widdle" parts bye-bye for you. How baby "wikey" deez apples? [shows her private area] – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
The Reverend: Any second, Sheriff will be here to blast me to The Grand Ole Opry in the sky. Direne: If you're gonna sing, could you pull the trigger on me first? – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurshe's Private Hair: I want to kiss you by choice and on purpose, and after, I'm not gonna bleach my lips or slice them off with pruning shears. Hambrosia: You don't have to say that. What else? – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
The Reverend: I know that song ain't really about your truck. Jacket: Sure, it is. The Reverend: I also know how to get Hambrosia to love you back. Jacket: I'll gobble your dingus. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
The Reverend: I want to die, Sheriff. I mean, what kind of life is this to live where no one will let you sing? I got a voice like butter, right? Sheriff: So...why don't you just kill yourself? – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Police Civilian: Just hit the switch, Rodney. Rodney: You weren't supposed to say my name! I'm wearing the hood! You promised! [sobs] – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Ever-Child: You found me -- The Ever-Child. Bask in the bliss energy of my glorious love beam. Don't you see? The missing child you each seek to reconnect with is still inside you all, but you buried it. Ever-Child: You, Paul, When you were 6 and you killed that spider monkey with that claw hammer, you really just squashed your heart with that hammer, and that's why you became a dirty pig cop. Paul: He's right! [gunshot himself] Ever-Child: And you, you'll have children again. You just need to get some face work. Maybe get your butt did. Mom: He's so honest. Ever-Child: [to Police Officer] And you, that time made out with your Mom and su-- Police Officer: Book 'em boys. You're going away for a long time, bliss baby! – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Xavier: The hunter has become the hunter-ed. The chaser has become the choste. Dame Fortuna has had her franking privileges revoked. It seems the portrait has painted the artist, sketching the reverser, who has become the reversed. But this time, the suffixed will become the sufferer, and it appears the baby killer is about to kill a baby. [vomits] Which reminds me. I got to go feed my babies. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[Sheriff sees the Reverend on his way when he puts away his waffle maker to burn his penis] The Reverend: Sheriff, can I talk to you? Sheriff: I wasn't burning my penis! Why would you imply that? – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Sheriff: Rise and shine, Hursh! Open up let me crack your dawn, cockadoodle your doo! Let me cream your bagels, flapjaculate on your overeasys! LET'S WAFFLE MY AWFUL! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Sheriff: Pubes give me the Hebrew-Jeebies. Some nice man ought to round them up, ship them off to camps, and waxterminate 'em. Hurshe: [chuckles] Jews. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
The Reverend: I've written a lot of songs about pathetic self-delusion. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hambrosia: [talks about Sheriff] In fact, my hubby's at home right now, he claims, practicing his "I love yous." Soon he'll say it to my face. Reverend: So, he's never told you that he loves you? Hambrosia: I think it's 'cause he loves me so much, he's afraid if he says it that we'd float off on a bubble of bliss and get burned by the sun. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
The Reverend: How come everyone's heart gets to sing but mine? It's hell. It burns. Being alive burns. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Britchard: What's your secret? Cutter the Vet: You'll just have to buy my book. Britchard: Book?! Cutter the Vet: It's called "You Can't Spell Success Without Letting The 'U' Put The 'U' of Happiness Inside The 'U' of You: A Dummy's Guide To Treating Yourself Right 'Cause You Deserve It 'Cause The Thing I Learned Over In Corporate Is There Ain't Nothing a Little Can-Do Spirit Can't Do If You Put The 'Do' of 'Do' In 'You.' In Fact, I Just Sold The Rights To This Book. They're Making It Into a Movie! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurshe: You're going down! [sees Vet sucking himself off while imploding to another place] Hurshe: [surprised] You're really going down. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Woman in Machine: What is it like to be alive in that room right now? Doc: Well, my nuts itch. Woman in Machine: I scratch for you. Doc: Watch the rice. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Doc: I used to have to pee-pee in my own coke and suck my own self off. That can be dangerous. I was playing with fire. Suck too hard -- You can gulp your life away. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurshe: You had a spewnami built up in you! Baby Man: I've spent my entire life consumed by the violent urge to annihilate the man who left me here to die. Hurshe: Oh, great. [flashback intensifies of the Vet getting killed in many different ways while Hurshe starts to choke the Baby Man] – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[after Doc seeing the chinese woman in the machine] Doc: Would you make me the happiest man alive...and do my laundry? And, uh, maybe a quick mani-pedi? – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Xavier: TV, the devil's dream box. [Six Hours ($435.25) Later] Xavier: Yeah, TV, really rots your nut. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Doc: What's up? I just rushed over here! I'm so lonely. Hurshe: It's this damn life-support machine! It's Koreanamese jap crap! See? "Made In China." You best fix this rice burner chop, chop! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago

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