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Jordy:
Time to make the ketchup.

[cuts to the next scene, Jordy pooping in the toilet]

Jordy:
[singsong] I'm makin' ketchup. Freedom ketchup. So there!

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Jordy:
I'm gonna ride your mama like a bike.

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Jordy:
I'd like to hear the punchline of the joke you were telling the night they pulling me in. I missed that one.

Jacket:
S-S-S-Sure, Jordy. Uh, um, I believe it was, uh, "6 Million Jews."

[Jordy breathes heavily then laughs maniacally]

Jordy:
6 million jews! You hear him?! [laughs] Laugh! Oh, that was a good one, Jacket! Oh, in the hole for 5 years and that was worth it!

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Sheriff:
What kind of pie is this?

Hambrosia:
It's just something I put in the oven to make someone care.

[Sheriff leaves out the room quickly before saying her response]

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[Jordy has an serious chat with Psycho Mike (as The Reverend)]

Jordy:
Nice digs, Psycho Mike.

The Reverend:
When did you get out, Jordy?

Jordy:
You mean, when did I finish serving time because you didn't kill the Sheriff who fingered me in court?

The Reverend:
I-I tried! But you know I was never the killer. I was always the mule.

Jordy:
Never had the stomach to kill...but what an ass for muling.Jordy: 'Member that time you muled nine balloons full of stolen condoms and all the hot tripe? You were an american muling legend.

The Reverend:
I've gone righteous. The only thing I shove up my ass now is the pure, uncut love of the Lord and smuggle it to the people.

Jordy:
No. You're smuggling nothing to the people. You're gonna kill Sheriff.

The Reverend:
C-Can't we just let this slide?

Jordy:
They rode me like a bike in there.

[Jordy seriously leaves]

The Reverend:
Maybe I'll grow the guts to kill Jordy. Or maybe...I'll grow the guts to kill Jordy.

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added 1 year ago

Hurlan:
I tried to be a good leader, but I blew it! What do I do now, Daddy?!

[Hurlan unpause the tv]

Boss Hoss:
Stab your friends in the back. I repeat -- Do not --

[Hurlan pauses the tv again]

Hurlan:
Got it! No need to repeat it!

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Hambrosia:
Don't you people get it? This is, like, the first thing ever that makes sense. You complain about the wind? What have you done with your life?

Hambrosia:
Ever made a bird soar? Not just in his butt but in his mind? I wrote a poem about it.

Hambrosia:
"Wind is just air taking a joy in a freedom Lamborghini with the top down, letting the wind blow through its hair. But you want to put that wind in jail, put air in electric chair? What are we to breathe the constitution? What does that even mean, man? Isn't man mean, man?"

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Hurlan:
Now I want a real honkin' hoohaw.

[chattering]

Hurlan:
Honkier.

[chattering]

Hurlan:
Honkier!

[Hambrosia's brain squirts out brain semen all over Hurlan's face]

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Sheriff:
Focus! Where could your brain go?

Hambrosia:
What is "go," man? A thing can't go anywhere 'cause if it arrives, it's still there. It's like...this poem I wrote.

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Hurlan:
"Dear whoever finds my body, I don't want to live in a world where I have to clean my own room, so I am going to eat 1,000 pieces of candy so I explode to bits and die."

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Hambrosia:
THE WICKED SHALL PAY FOR HIS MENDACITY!

Sheriff:
Blow him up with your mind.

[as Hambrosia tries to blow Hurlan up with her mind, her head starts to feel weird]

Hambrosia:
It's not working. My powers -- They're...gone.

Sheriff:
WHAT?! NO?! HELLFIRE HIM TO SMITHERS!

Hambrosia:
[hippie accent] You know, I'm gonna let him slide on this one. What good is violence anyway?

Sheriff:
You lost your crazy, girl? I just said that I'm in love with your sister. [meant to say Hurlan] Well, he said.

Hambrosia:
[hippie accent] It's cool. Those are just words, man. Words are just vibrating air.

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Sheriff:
Say this is Hurshe. [mention Hurlan] He said I'd be like..."Hurshe, I cherish every second that we're together away from that crazy wife of mine."

Sheriff:
[to Hambrosia] God, I wish this was really you right now.

Sheriff:
Can you believe he said that?!

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Hurshe:
Let's rile my sis up so furious at Hurlan, she explodes him with her mind! With him dead and her in stir for first-degree brain-blowing, I'm left to take over, you at my side, humping me into the sunset.

Sheriff:
Oh, I'll have her brain beside itself with... [echoes] rage. Soon, her wingnut noodle will be eating out the palm of my... [echoes] plan. Hurlan is a formidable foe, but we got his ass in our teeth now! [laughs]

[cuts to the next scene where Hurlan still daydreaming]

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Meemaw:
I like myself. I'm not so feeble-minded I must retreat into fantasy.

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[Mystery Man (Xavier) ascended through the air]

All:
Oh, Meemaw!

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Hurlan:
Hey, I need your help with something.

Cutter The Vet:
You want me to strangle someone to death? Rape 'em back into life? [laughs] Let me at 'em!

Hurlan:
No, I just need you bring me a Mexican.

Cutter The Vet:
GET OUT! How dare you even consider bringing a Mexican into Heartshe?!

[spits Hurlan]

Cutter The Vet:
Have some respect for my home. I got dead children here, sicko. It's all right, little ones. The bad man was just leaving.

Hurlan:
I AIN'T NEVER GONNA GET MY OWN PERSONAL MEXICAN!

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Hurshe:
Wait, I just mustard up a doozy.

Sheriff:
Eww! SMEAR IT ON MY FACE!

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Hurlan:
What's a Mexican?

Boss Hoss:
Well, that's just somebody that does the work and don't get none of the reward.

Hurlan:
That's what I need -- A Mexican to clean my room!

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Hurlan:
I get your point, Daddy. I'll clean my room.

Boss Hoss:
Think leadership.

Hurlan:
The only reason I didn't clean my room was I forgot 'cause it was too messy.

Boss Hoss:
Shut up about your room! Your room don't matter.

Hurlan:
Good, 'cause to be honest, I wasn't really gonna clean my room.

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Boss Hoss:
How you gonna fool these rubes into believing that you're a great leader?

[Hurlan daydreaming in front of the camera]

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Boss Hoss:
Hurlan Heartshe. You are the potentate of this entire boonieverse, but your approval ratings are down to 2.3 donkeys.

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The Reverend:
Miss Heartshe, will you kindly look in here and tell me what you see.

Hambrosia:
I see a noble murderer.

The Reverend:
I don't see no murderer in here. Possibly a guy who's done some very bad things, but murder? Not technically.

The Reverend:
See, I got out of there before any of that could be determined.

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Sheriff:
Could you shut your pie hole and pinch off your word loaf?

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Doc:
Hold on! Just a sec! There's a...a bunch of gnomes in here!

Doc (imitating gnomes):
"Yeah, we're just getting in our mushroom cars". Vroom! Vroom!

Doc:
Hey, cool cars, guys!

Doc (imitating gnomes):
"We think you're cool, too. And cute. Want to get busy? Oh, yeah, Doc! Oh, yeah, Doc! Your unit is so big"! "I'm gonna pop"! Pwwffssh!

Doc:
Man, you popped 'cause my thing was so big?

Doc (imitating gnomes):
"Yeah, we're dead now".

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