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Jacket:
You look crappin' mad, Hursh. Tell you what -- I'll clear a spot for you to take a load off.

[Jacket starts to harass Hurshe by smoothing his goatee]

Jacket:
There it is. Mmm!

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Hurshe:
I can arrange a revirgination.

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[Ross coughs up blood]

Ross Headhe:
I think I'll, uh, take a raincheck.

Hurshe:
A golden raincheck with chunks of beef stew in it.

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Hurlan:
But, Daddy, I ain't never even kissed an alive girl before.

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The Reverend:
The ugliness that was inside of me...is cleansed.

Sheriff:
I have presumed ugliness inside me, Preacher. It's quite likely I did bad things to a boy.

The Reverend:
You've come to the right tribe.

[then Sheriff and The Reverend head to do some Gaybegone Indian rituals while The Reverend brings his lotion with him he had in his undies the entire time]

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Hurlan:
Hurltopia is a botched abortion!

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[Hambrosia sees her tar-baby smoking]

Hambrosia:
I've spent all my time off condemning the world. I should have been right here at home...condemning you.

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Hurlan:
Day 178. Or could it be Day 3. I don't know I never learned to count. I named my new civilization, Hurltopia.

Hurlan:
I'm not searching for serious relationship, I'm just and Adam looking for his Eve.

Hurlan:
My hobbies include attempting to repopulate a planet that collapsed under its moral decay.

Hurlan:
I'm kind of a gym rat. Everyday I do 50 push-ups [snoring], 50 pull-ups... [snoring] ...and 50 jumping jacks.

[Hurlan only did 1 because the frame is 1 per second]

Hurlan:
The only law of this eden -- No meat, for meat destroys society by bringing about him-ay-sexual predators.

Hurlan:
If there's anyone out there, somewhere in the universe, please find me. Oh, and no fatties.

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Jordy:
Next time you try and kill a man and hide him in your rump, you better make sure he's really dead.

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[Peck-Him laughs]

Peck-Him:
What was that?

Hurshe:
It's called laughter.

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Hambrosia:
Doc, I think I may have a problem with cutting myself.

My Mommy the Crow (Doc's Body):
You're just cutting your way to the truth -- That you're the most special Heartshe ever and all other Heartshes are ugly and run like monkeys.

Hurlan:
I hate you, My Mommy, you betraitor!

[Hurlan runs away chattering like a monkey]

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Sheriff:
Yeah! Ruin her beautiful, sensuous face, those "come suck me" lips, and sexy nose that makes you wanna betray your creepy wife and be with her always.

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Sheriff:
I just consummated my arm with our love. Let's freak!

Hurshe:
Why the hell would you get a tattoo of your secret mistress who's also your wife's sister and who's also breaking up with you right now?

Sheriff:
You can't break up with me! We just got tattoos of each other!

Hurshe:
No, you just got tattoos of each other.

[Sheriff sees his left arm tattoo of his face in it]

Sheriff:
Aw, shucky duck! I thought that was your arm.

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Boss Hoss:
This family, they have exactly what we need to help bail us out the fiscal hole we in -- A CREDIT CARD!

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Boss Hoss:
United we will be stronger than the sum of our hollers. This arranged marriage will be a merger of titans. We'll be a Yokeltopia, a hill-adise to end all billy-opolies.

Ross Headhe:
And your fine boy is willing to get hitched to my daughter to unify us?

Boss Hoss:
He is so excited, he may wipe the dog dook off his finger.

[cuts to Hurlan smelling the dog dook off his finger]

Ross Headhe:
Well, then, it's settled. The Heartshes and The Headhes shall become one!

[Ross checks and sniffs his finger to see if he still have dook on it]

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[Hurlan hides Hambrosia's brain to avoid Sherrif finding a Mexican]

Sheriff:
I'm lookin' for something, and I ain't saying "What".

Hurlan:
If it's a Mexican, I ain't seen one.

Sheriff:
I didn't say nothing about no Mexican.

Hurlan:
Good. 'Cause I certainly wouldn't invite one to town to do everything for me just 'cause they're so sweet and cuddly.

Sheriff:
What kind of diabolical schemes you got going on in that head of yours?

[Hurlan daydreams in front of the camera again]

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Boss Hoss:
I told you she's a can of whore worms! She sucks you in, and then she gets lit and flooziess off with every tom, dick and penis in town.

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Hurshe:
Doc! I'm having an identity crisis! I don't know who I am anymore!

My Mommy the Crow (Doc's Body):
A great place to look for yourself is in the bottom of a bottle.

Hurshe:
Thanks, Doc. You're a genius!

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Hurlan:
I hate to cream on your charade, but I'm afraid I'm excited to tell you that you ain't a Heartshe!

Hambrosia:
What?

Hurlan:
Remember how I just told you that you ain't a Heartshe and your whole life is a lie?

Hambrosia:
I do. But that's impossible. I can feel my heartshe blood burning my veins.

Hurlan:
Well, better not bother trying to get the heartshe discount on that carpet cleaning. Whoo!

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Hurshe:
You wanna squirt on my dirt next or dirt on my squirter?

[Sheriff pulls out a hole slot puncher from his butt]

Sheriff:
Let's open them cans of yours.

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Sheriff:
I popped so many times, it's just dust and backwash shooting out now.

Sheriff:
I ran out of coital pud some 30-odd squirts ago.

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My Mommy the Crow:
Stick your pecker in my cage. Maybe I'll make it my cuttlebone.

Doc:
I don't know. This relationship is moving so fast.

My Mommy the Crow:
Don't wanna flip the bird? What are you chicken? Bok-bok!

Doc:
Now you're speaking my language.

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Doc:
I recommend using a lube with sand in it. It's a nice way to exfoliate your goat's nostrils.

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Hurlan:
Doesn't seem so long ago I was a lonely boy with a heart full of wishes. Now that I'm a man, I've learned myself, it ain't so bad being a monkey.

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