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Hurshe: You get me in charge and I swear on God's butthole I'll make your pecker scream for mercy. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Xavier: Fate. Destiny. Fatestinaty. People toss those words around like tennis balls. Well, I eat balls for breakfast. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Xavier: You may have gotten checkmate, but we're playing Chinese checkers. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[Jacket tastes NegraNA] Jacket: Oh, that don't taste black. Huh. That's odd becau-- "Made in China"?! Well, this isn't an authentic product! This tastes...Mexican at best. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Jacket: The following slaughter of the love of my life is brought to you by NegraNA -- 100% All-American DNA of a black man that you can sprinkle on to any crime scene. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Jacket: Now, folks, this next part could get a bit messy. [Jacket shoots The Producer] Jacket: Don't worry -- My ScrubChum will clean this mess up in a cinch. "One wipe and move on with your life." Now moving on to my wife. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Jacket: How's this taste? [points the gun into the producer's mouth] Producer: [whimpers] Jacket: Not so good, huh? Well, what if I dip it into some of Uncle Sambo's Edible Gravy? [Jacket puts gravy into the gun and points the gun into the Producer's mouth again for taste] Jacket: Yeah, it's pretty good! Ooh, I'd go to my grave for a mouthful of Sambo's. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Jacket: Mention this massacre and get 15% off your next purchase! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Jacket: When you're planning your next orgy of violence, remember, Uncle Grub's got all your cides covered, from homi to su-i-i-i-i-i! [laughs] Somethin' for every blood bath. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurlan: I've got to tell everyone before they all die! Boss Hoss: So, you know what death is? Hurlan: Well, yeah, that's where you... [realization] Oh fu... [Hurlan dies] Boss Hoss: Boring. What else is on? – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Boss Hoss: Why are you holdin' your ass in your hands, boy? Hurlan: Shutter that chasm of condescension you call a mouth, dead man. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Grub: Now, how many news cycles y'all looking to make? Jacket: Well, these are a bit spendy for me, and going into debt is against the bible. Grub: Y'all commit this massacre on your show and mention my store, I'll give you half off. Jacket: I bet I can cross-market the pants off of this blood bath. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Grub: Welcome to Grub's Guns. What type of male inadequacy y'all lookin' to overcompensate for? Jacket: I was interested in making some folks drown in my furious reign of vengeance. Grub: All our guns are certified surrogate penises. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[all talking at once] The Reverend: But not everyone understood that the devil was evil... Man: Now, in order to make yourself some kittens of your own, you're gonna have to... Doc: You know, I lost my wife a long time ago. That's another story. Britchard: ...Would have a free-market society... Auctioneer: 753 B.C., founding of Rome, 31 B.C... All: ...and that's pretty much it. Hurlan: Yeah, I think I got all that. I got one question -- When y'all gonna start teaching? – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Doc: His brain currently read a level "dumbleweed". We need to get him up to at least "gay squirrel" if we want him to die. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Jacket: I think you might've given me a disease. Do I got a blister? Hurshe: Oh, that's part of our new sore-sourcing viral campaign -- You know, sexually transmitted branding. Jacket: Cool! Hurshe: Yeah. Your producer wanted me to spread it to you. He's banging it into your wife right now. Boy, I bet you if you didn't know about them poundin' pelvi, you'd be furious to find out from me. Jacket: Yeah, furious enough to go buy a gun and teach 'em both a lesson in... how to die. [Jacket makes a rattlesnake sync sound effect with his mouth afterwards] – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Doc: My medical opinion is this boy is...too dumb to die. Britchard: We might have to turn to our greatest enemy -- E-education. The Reverend: We got to smarten him up...to death. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[Hurlan licks the drawing off the whiteboard] Hurlan: Mama, could I get some more pen cocoa, please? – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Britchard: Why aren't you dead? Hurlan: Uh, by dead, what do you mean exactly? Britchard: How are you alive?! Hurlan: I can't follow Brainstein's fancy talk. Could you dumb it down a hair? This bulb ain't exactly the sharpest elevator in the cookie jar. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurlan: What you guys celebrating? Doc: We murdered an innocent boy! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Producer: Your dumb hubby's too mush-minded to catch on that it's his own producer who's ass-bangin' his lovely wife. [Producer sniffs his finger] Direne: You really think I'm lovely? Producer: Oh, sure thing, squirrel. Plus I got some next-level holistic marketjacking I'm trying to work in the show. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Jacket: Hursh, I need to spurt some tension off my chest and on to yours. Hurshe: I'm about to make your dingus feel almost as good as a mouthful of Shakeyhand Stu's Beef Jagenoff. Jacket: Wait a second. You telling me there's a beef stew that feels better than this? Ah, you don't got to twist my pecker's arm. I'll take a can. [Jacket gives Hurhse more money for a can of Beef Jagenoff] Jacket: Oh, that's the exact amount of soluble fiber I like. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
The Reverend: He can choke on my chicken. Gag in my bag. I could grind him into rubble. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Xavier: They say when you die, you sht your pants. But not me, I'm gonna sht my heart. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 1 year ago

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