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Xavier:
Now's not the time, but your brother died of shameful lifestyle choice.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Clip:
Is that you Grandmama. Oh come here.

[Clip and Grandmama starts kissing each other like lesbians]

Grandmama:
Oh, Clipple.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
You can all fret not. I have the cure right here.

Clip:
Cure? Give me that.

Xavier:
You don't want to drink that.

[Clip drinks the aids]

Clip:
Ahh. Cure-alicious.

[starts to get aids]

Clip:
Is it working?

Bully #3:
Yeah, Clip, it's working. Just go towards the light.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
Just got to dump this load in that dirty 'puter's floppy slot and collect my kudos.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
I need some of that disease you guys invented.

U.S. Army Man:
Crack?

Xavier:
The other one.

U.S. Army Man:
AIDS?

Xavier:
That's the spice.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
If the computer virus is infecting people, then I need to get a human virus to infecticide the computer.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
I'm watching a woman washing. I wish I could see myself watching washing.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
Look at the two of us. We can be like Beauty and the Beast. What do you say? Will you be my beast?

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
Yeah, tricked the trickster. See still got the scar the prove it.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Young Xavier:
Wow, that's me years from now. I look cut. Hey, that's a nice chunk of chicken on my arm.

Xavier:
Look, we're in his vision -- my vision. Hey, shake hands with your future, old friend.

[Young Xavier's hand get burned from reaching]

Xavier:
Ooh, Frittata. Later, chompsky honk.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Chief Master Guru:
In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance.

[Xavier plays the instrument horribly]

[rainbow ignited randomly]

Chief Master Guru:
Your failure is merely a portent of dissapointments to come.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Woman:
You gave me a nasty gash.

Xavier:
I better take a look at you stat. I'm a certified wahockamana healer.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Chief Master Guru:
You must love the earth like you love your mother. Kiss your mother, youngling. Go on. Harder. She wants it harder.

Xavier:
It hurts.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
Let me write that down.

[attempts to literally write the same words he said]

Xavier:
"write that down."

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Bully #2:
Is that f-f-freak h-harassing you? Or would you prefer "her ass in" you?

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
Hell, I flipped more lids than a soup kitchen of the MIND.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
Powers are for the weak. I have no powers. I mean, unless you count the power to blow MINDS with my weapons-grade philosophical insights.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
I was groping enlightenment in my bedroom, and before you could scream "murder by arson," our house was on fire. Couldn't save my parents.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
Went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock. Dyke. But then I felt something in my gut -- The palpable suspicion that I had a deeper calling in life.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
Did you know there's over 87 combinations of those soul-scalding words? I found out the hard way. [echoes] Life.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
Other kids could be cruel. They'd call me names -- Dweeb, Chimp, Honky, Dweeby Chimp, Honky Dweeb, And, worst of all, Chompsky Honk.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
Like most folks, I've always been different, but not like the others.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
[echoes] Life. You could say it started when I was a kid.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
I'm a survivor. We're a dying breed.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

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